Funny Words

If you and your friends/family use words or phrases that only you know the meaning of, STOP BEING SO SELFISH!! Let everyone share your wisdom here and soon people from the other side of the world will be using it, if slightly mispronounced.

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Funny words beginning with Z

Zads
"Suprised. "My Goodness!" or "Whoa!"
submitted by YO-YO
Zaftig
Plump women
submitted by maemae
Zah
Means you dont understand and you want them to repeat alot slower and in english
submitted by jungle_girl
Zamboni
A machine that resurfaces ice. Commonly used in skating rinks.
submitted by Nicole C
Zang
Just another way of saying "dang"
submitted by Jiggy
Zanussi
On zanussi... means spaced out
submitted by rOB
Zanussi
Space/spaced out
submitted by rOB
Zapazeronlonie
Whipping out your penis
submitted by jack
Zapper
Remote control
submitted by angel...until naked! ;P
Zappity
TV remote
submitted by Jack Meoff
Zarfin
A quick movement made in confusion, eg "I'm zarfin out, man". Kinda like "I'm trippin out, man"
submitted by lemon
Zazzy
Flashy/shiny
submitted by BTSxArmy
Zebadee
Dumb ass
submitted by Jamie Garrett
Zebra
A thing with a humongous butt
submitted by John Peanut
Zeek
Penis
submitted by beanz
Zepedy
A male slut always springing about
submitted by spode
Zester
Someone zesty
submitted by Kaitlyn
Zesty
Something cool, or funny, or bad, or lame
submitted by Kaitlyn
Zinc
A nick name for a best friend
submitted by quirt
Zinged
After taking the p**s out of someone, you say "zinged!"
submitted by sam west
Zingydongdingalinger
Gummy bear flavored condom
submitted by kiwi
Zinzer Bin
A good thing
submitted by lizzie
Zipped up
Means you're a person who obeys the rules constantly, like a browner
submitted by AnOnYmOuS
Zipper-Zapper
A remote control
submitted by justin
Zizzified
Extremely cool
submitted by saz
Zoidberg
Nasty girl with crabs which have evolved into lobsters.
submitted by Ward Perfect
Zoinks
Thats big!
submitted by FunaiDewd
Zombalistic
Hardcore, rad
submitted by april
Zong !
Awesome !
submitted by Aussie Nick
Zonk
Intoxicated or to be intoxicated by drugs or alcohol
submitted by brittany
Zoo Keeper
Someone who puts up with your sh*t
submitted by bow chicka wow wow
Zooblah
Having a good (zooblah day)
submitted by Donitza
Zoolander
Ugly person that looks like a zoo animal
submitted by 4lyf
Zoot
A fat spliff
submitted by Bezza
Zooted
Drunk or intoxicated; stoned
submitted by Cameron
Zowei
To be said when you get hurt
submitted by anonymous
Zuffle
When a common lad shags a posh lass and wipes his dick on the curtains before leaving
submitted by shaz
Zuggy
Splif
submitted by kjjkd
Zulk
Funny
submitted by Kayden frank
Zumba zumba
A really, really, really hot guy
submitted by kate
Zurble
An action similar to "waddling"
submitted by Katie \m/(>.<)\m/
Zwak
Type of juice that only tastes good when you're high.
submitted by -fish-socks-
Zwitter
German for hermaphrodite
submitted by ScubaSteve