Funny words beginning with E

E-buse

To bully someone cyberly
submitted by Amy

E-Gadz!

Like OMG! or like WOW (old people used to use it and me and my friends thought it was halirious)
submitted by a blonde

E-maca-moo

Decribes everything good
submitted by bizzi+chipmunk

E.M.S

Early Morning Stoner
submitted by pete

E.N.D

Excessive Nomming Disorder
submitted by Dmp1563

East Bumblefuck

Middle of nowhere, like in rural places
submitted by Augie

Edward Beerhands

Strapping two huge vase's filled with beer to ones hands, only once they have been drunk may the 'Edward' be relinquished.
submitted by isaacMattAsh

Eeep!

A sound of shock, usually said in a stupidly high voice
submitted by McDee

Eemish

People that have never had sex and are afraid
submitted by I am not EEMISH

Effigying

Pronounced: eef uh gee ing. Another word for f*ucking. eg "Those effigying b*st*rds"
submitted by St. Charles, The Unlikely Bastard

Egbert

Someone that has a real bad smell
submitted by jordanharris

Egg head

Something funny looking
submitted by Funny grill friend

Egg McMuffins

Massively oversized boobs
submitted by chris

Egg-sucking dog

Doesn't really mean anything, its just an insult
submitted by Masta Rasta**

Eggiemo

A cute name for a small ickle person
submitted by Bizzi

Eh

Pronounced 'ay' or 'A'. It's punctuation eh
submitted by Avg Canadian

Eh ehh ehhhhh

To be used when all other words can't
submitted by Paulie

Eichelkaas

German for sperms
submitted by Matzi

Einstein juniorette

A female Einstein
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Elbarcs

It's just scrabble backwards but it sounds funny
submitted by natjesusdude

Embazz

Embarrassing
submitted by MBD

Emershitcy

When you have to poop really bad and you think you may not make it to the toilet in time.
submitted by John B

Eminent ruage

Anything associated with negativity
submitted by Mark Baker

Emo's

Complete idiots who think they know true pain, but only hate every body cause some where down the line they didn't get what they wanted
submitted by rawker

Emophobia

Fear of emo’s
submitted by A

Emotional Constipation

Inability to show emotion
submitted by Lyssa<3

Empty your load/pisspot

To go for a piss after you have been holding it in for a time thats unnaturally long and painful
submitted by Claire Laura Amy [Mackam Shlags]

Encyclopaedophile

A person who has sex with books.
submitted by Joe Foxon

Endo

Weed
submitted by Erin E

Enemise

To make an enemy of a stranger and/or a friend, in fact, anyone
submitted by jeuan, sometimes Jordan

Enuresis

A posh noun for bed wetting
submitted by TazoWolf

Epic Fail

Internet meme used among teenagers to describe a horrible failure of sorts
submitted by BOING

Epicness

Something that is well and truly large in scale....no not that sort of thing...
submitted by bizzi + chipmunk

Epix

An exclamation, adjective, or otherwise useful word that goes beyond the amount of awesomeness implied by the word
submitted by Lord Gale

Epizoodik of-the Blowhole

When you're withholding from getting up to poop because you know you're going to have really bad diarrhea. Typically said upon getting up and realizing the bad colon cramp you've created.
submitted by Jon Waters

Escape

Shut up (say it over and over while an annoying person is talking)
submitted by Rosha

Eshays

Really cool
submitted by poobrain

Eskloring

When you are looking/exploring for a skank, slut, whore
submitted by Duran

Ethernet

Used to catch the Etherbunny
submitted by me

Euuuu Mi Gawd!

Oh My God.. In Valley Girl Language
submitted by GUEEEEEEEESs

Evilosity

Something diabolicaly evil or horrid and used alone after you say something evil. Example: "I will whip you! Muahahahaha! Evilosity. So, how are you?"
submitted by bobo

Extra cheese on your taco

Yeast infection
submitted by monistat

Extra-Large Marge

A woman that is very fat, hence extra-large (her name doesn't have to be Marge)
submitted by Britter : P

Eye-boogers

The snot that gets in your eyes when you wake up
submitted by JoshMars

Eyegasm

When you see something so awesome it feels like your eyes are having an orgasm
submitted by dmp1563