Funny words beginning with C

C-Doi

C stands for Colby/Child - he likes younger girls. Used jokingly towards younger girls.
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma

C.C

Council Class
submitted by Wiggy

C.H.A.V.

Counsil House And Violence
submitted by Masta Rasta**

C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.

Cocks Have Erections, Vaginas Rip Open , Limpdicks Eat Turd
submitted by Kaetnunonpylmqawckp

C.O.H.F

Cum On Her Face: For example, when your walkin with your friends and u see a hot girl, point to her and say "i'd COHF" and pronounce it just like cough
submitted by j-mac

C.R.A.F.T.

Can't remember a f**king thing
submitted by Unknown

C.S.D

Compulsive Singing Disorder. Sadly I am infected. Well, what can you do if you can't stop singing??
submitted by Goosefrag

C.S.I

Cute, Single, Intelligent, Really a rear bread these days
submitted by x_claire_x

C.T.G.F.

Came-to-get-funky
submitted by MntalMndedMstry

Cabbage

You say it in stead of "tut" or sigh "oh well"...after a while its hard to stop saying it to be fair....
submitted by anonymous

Cabbaged

[Zonked] Really tired or hungover [mostly after sex]
submitted by Claire Amy Laura Dean [Mackam Fags]

Caca

Poop, dirty, nasty
submitted by HAHAHAHHAHAA

Cack-handed

Awkward
submitted by Rhian_Demon

Cack-neck

A random word to describe someone who looks like they're trying to lick their own shoulder all the time. Or an extremely hated person
submitted by ?????

Cacker-mush

Westcountry (wiltshire) mildly offensive term, as in "what are you looking at, cacker-mush?"
submitted by core_confusion

Cactus

A girl that is so ugly it pricks at your eyeballs when you look at her.
submitted by Ray

Cadbury's Girl

Girl who gets drunk on a glass and a half
submitted by jenne

Cahonnes

To have guts/balls
submitted by Duffman Oh YEAHHHHH

Cajunkajunk

A man's fun parts
submitted by me

Cajunkajunk

Funny name for trash junk
submitted by Phoebe

Cake

When someone exhibits an overtly faux homosexual or corny attitude
submitted by Mistress Doomslice

Cake Taker

Australian slang for one who takes advantage. A basic insult
submitted by anon

Cakeing

To flirt with somebody
submitted by Your flows ass

Caking

Laughing a lot
submitted by MBD

Calapidgion

Having shapely buttocks
submitted by lenny

California License Plate

A tattoo located on the lower back, above the butt
submitted by Rex

Callipygous

"Also callipygian--"having beautiful buttocks"."
submitted by ElectricDark

Cambria

A made up disease for when someone starts acting up for attention eg. "she's got a bad case of cambria.."
submitted by Camsillia

Camel

Perfect figure but still ugly (came from a joke about how god made camels)
submitted by dya

Camel Toe

When a girl has tights clothes on
submitted by shannon

Camel Blanket

Another term for a bra
submitted by lala

Camel-Toe

When (normally a girls) underwear (trowsers may also be) sucked up inbetween her special place (vagina)
submitted by [email protected] ADDME

Camofart

The art of disguising or completely hiding audible flatulence with a well-timed cough.
submitted by Gordo

Camwegeltoe

Camel-toe weggie combination on a person with really tight pants
submitted by nelly

Can't wanna shouldn't have ta

Rule breaker
submitted by whitney & geneva

Cankles

When you are so fat your calves and ankles are the same size.
submitted by Lance

Cannon

A large joint
submitted by ssajr

Canoe Butt

When a woman sits on flat hard surface and her butt cheeks flatten out so much it looks like they'll cut through the sides of her pants.
submitted by Anonymous

Canucklehead

A total Canadian person. Sounds like it should be an insult, but it turns out, anything to do with Canada is pretty cool.
submitted by Jonesinorth

Caositoss

Something that is incredibly amazing and makes you want to rip all your clothes off and scream
submitted by jesus

Capital

Very cool indeed
submitted by Rach numi

Capital

Very cool
submitted by Aliyah

Capsi

Short for capsicumuma, which means something is really good
submitted by onion man

Captain Crust

Someone who is crusty, normally in the personal areas
submitted by Phil

Carpooling

Leisure time
submitted by Milogirl

Carraffufee

A mix of caramel, toffee and fudge (tis nice)
submitted by lor

Case of the Skittles

Lesbian. Ex. "I'm watching a case of the skittles" or "I am a case of the skittles"
submitted by rebbekca miles

Castaway

Someone who is not paying attention/Someone who is acting really distant lately.
submitted by living is easy with eyes closed 4 8 15 16 23 42

Catfish

Used for a girl thats average, for example "Man, she a catfish, theres plenty of other fish in the sea!!"
submitted by Mika

Catywampas

When you fall down and hit your head, and when you get up, every thing is catywampas
submitted by Donkey

CBA ATM TBH

Can't be arsed at the moment to be honest - abbreviations to the max!
submitted by key key

Censor Squid

The mumbling Sound one makes when trying not to say something inappropritate, usually accompanied by a Hand o'er the Mouth (make sure it twitches!) and mumbling Sounds, as if muffled by a Squid.
submitted by EnigmaSigma

Chafe

When u walk or cycle too much and ure groin gets a nappy rash and its sore.
submitted by The man - the legend

Chapflaps

When a girl is acting very bitchy you say "someone has chap flaps!"
submitted by skeezafacerich

Charlie

A heroin addict/Cute guy who is adorable, but like a litle brother, or weird best friend who has been in love with you since you met/Funny British person/One-hit-wonder/Person who's name you can't remember (ie "He's a total Charlie. He got high last night!" "He's cute, but kind of a Charlie..." "He's a Charlie." "Hey...um...Charlie...")
submitted by Sugar Junkie 4 8 15 16 23 42

Charv

(Charva) Teens from newcastle! Get pissed, wear a berg, rocky p's and gold!
submitted by me

Charva

Townie, Pleb etc
submitted by jamie lee , 15

Chat

A polite way of saying something is sh*t. eg. "That is sooooo chat!!"
submitted by kc

Chat

Dirty, seedy, disgusting
submitted by stef

Chav

Townie, Pleb etc.
submitted by Dave durrant boi

Chavelry

The jewlery of a chav
submitted by Dan

Chavmo

Someone who can't quite decide if they are a chav or an emo! Make up your f**king minds!!!
submitted by very bored

Chavtastic

Someone who is an ultimate chav
submitted by Dan

Chazo

Taking a huge sh*t into a small item: Tissue, Coke can, etc.
submitted by Johnny

Che Fan Le Mei Yo?

[Chay-Fan-Ler-May-You] Chinese for "have you taken your rice?/have you eaten yet?" Fun thing to call people, because they think it's an insult :]
submitted by Keera CULLEN

Cheatermentarianism

One who is addicted to cheating
submitted by Guest

Chebs

Breasts (usually female)
submitted by Devvo

Check up from the neck up

Meaning you need your head checked :P
submitted by Jo

Cheddar Gorge

A lady's front bum
submitted by Danny the Fanny

Cheeby

Idiotic girl. It's japanese
submitted by CHARIS J

Cheeew Wooopp

A means of saying hello (out your car window to a hot young lady)
submitted by Isaac McSnackleDorf

Cheek the seat

Share a chair with someone
submitted by Dayne

Cheese

Something naff said by someone who think they are being cool. Can also be something tacky, like the crap you get in Christmas Crackers
submitted by sprogg daddy

Cheese

For use in any conversation that has slowed to a point where it is becoming boring or something difficult to reply to pops up...'I luv u'....Cheese
submitted by Mr Bailey

Cheese It

To exit an area post haste
submitted by El Stumpo Earthworm Jeem

Cheese Grater

When teeth are used in a blowjob
submitted by zach

Cheese Smackme

Old, hard, grilled cheese sandwich
submitted by Frog

Cheeser

A guy/girl whose kisses are really nasty tasting... kind of like cheese
submitted by Your Best Friend

Cheesus!

Cheese + Jesus. Useful when religiously-challenged people are listening
submitted by Chery Poppins

Cheesy Basset

Where you put a boiled sweet in your foreskin and then take it out and eat it
submitted by Ed Gauntlett

Cheesy Grundle Hair

Residue on the hair between your asshole and your balls
submitted by salmon kenny

Cheetle

The orange stuff on your hands after you eat cheetos
submitted by maggs

Cheezing

"When someone smiles at you a lot. "Why you always cheezing?"
submitted by YO-YO

Chester-drawers

Chest-of-drawers
submitted by me

Chesticles

Tits, kahoonahs, top bollox, thruppeny bits
submitted by Sir Slip Digby

Chesticles

Saggy boobs that are wrinkly. Half chest and half testicles
submitted by Boulton

Chesticles

Breasts
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Chevvy

Pretty damn good/coolio/awesome
submitted by RHIANNE:)

Chew

When you really would like to bone a girl you really would like to "Chew" on herr
submitted by Beau from warrington

Chewby

"Its a cross between "cheerio" and "goodbye"
submitted by alex!

Chexican

A Chinese Mexican
submitted by Caleb

Chexican

Chinese-Mexican
submitted by (C)(A)(M)

Chez Long

When someone annoys you. e.g "Omg she's being such a chez long!"
submitted by chazz

Chezz

good freind
submitted by sarah & becky

Chi chi

A womans breasts

Chi Chi

A cute girl
submitted by Kaylia

ChiChi's

Breasts
submitted by Anonomous

Chicimono

(pronounciation: cheeky-mono) A word you can use for anything, when you either don't know what you're talking about or you are too lazy to actually say the whole word (ex. "hey, could you hand me that chicimono(book) over there?", or "whats that chicimono that you sweep the floor with?"). It is also shortened to such things as chic(pron. cheek), mono, icimono (pron. eeky-mono) chic-chic, chicilic (cheek-a-leek) monochic, chicalino, and any form of the word chicimono
submitted by the chicmonster

Chicken Head

A girl who's not doing anything with her life or trying to
submitted by dreabia

Chicken Chasing Feet

Big ol' feet
submitted by Applex

Chicken Fajita

Holy moly!!! (suprised) ie "OMG CHICKEN FAJITA!!!!!!!!!!"
submitted by old greggggg

Chicken Head

A very fellatious woman
submitted by Rabbit

Chicken Nugget

Cheap white meat (slag, sleeparound, tart etc)
submitted by big cock fat bum

Chickenleg

A name I call my business studies teacher. Basically a name for a *nob ed
submitted by lauren-may and andrew baby

Chief

To smoke Marjuana
submitted by DT

Chigga

A chinese nigga
submitted by anonymous

Chigger

A Chinese Nigger (Chinese Person Who Wants To Be Black)
submitted by Shaker-Maker

Chilaniz

Chill your nips
submitted by william

Chillax

When you are relaxing or chilling whilst doing something e.g. Eating whilst camped out in front of the television
submitted by Robeanio' of the Shire

Chillax

Chill and relax
submitted by Liv

Chillaxed

An ultra relaxed state in which nothing matters
submitted by UnclePatty

Chillibomb Head

A really irritating person who is really hotheadish
submitted by maybe_its_nothing

Chillihound

Someone who relentlesly orders the hottest dish on the menu in an attempt at masculinity and then produces an incredible display of vomit and poo
submitted by Martez

Chilly Willy

When you can't pee you have a Chilli Willy
submitted by chris

Chimichanga

A burrito
submitted by Madam Obvious

Chimoe

It can mean love, hi, or bye!!
submitted by Caitlin=]]

Chimpstiffy

This is what a monkey gets when it is pleasured by a woman.
submitted by Chad Geier

China White

An average white person who has the facial features of a chinese person
submitted by Boulton

Chinese Fire Drill

When stopped at a red light, multiple occupants of vehicle open doors simultaneously and run around car at least twice, changing directions and such until all occupants have switched places and simultaneously re-closed doors.
submitted by Ping Chow Ping

Chinese Red Eye

Mooning someone then spreading your ass cheeks
submitted by the A-TRAIN

Chingus

An item you dont know the name to, like "thingymajig"
submitted by Smel Gibson

Chinpak

Half Chinese/Half Pakistani
submitted by Max

Chipmoo

An offensive term for a bitchy, argumentitve female. Or gay male.(halfway between a cow and a cookie.)
submitted by Momiji =)

Chiselmonkey

somebody who INSISTS on annoying the hell out of you
submitted by Agent 348429

Chita

(add spanish accent) Dumb mother f**ker
submitted by rawker

Choad

Very Short Stubby Penis
submitted by Furbone

Choadsy

Someone who is short and fat
submitted by manda

Chocolate Chimney Sweep

Someone that sweeps a man's chocolate chimney! (bummer)
submitted by Adam .A

Chocolate Potatoes

Poop
submitted by mary

Chocolate Sheriff Badge

Anus (see also chocolate starfish)
submitted by anon

Chocolate Starfish

Anus (see also chocolate sheriff badge)
submitted by anon

Chocolate Wasted

Hankering for chocolate ice cream
submitted by Silly Daniel

Chocolate Well

Old fashion word for toilet
submitted by emily

Choda

Chubby penis
submitted by ballin

Choda

Space between your ass and nut sack
submitted by Yellow snow

Chode

Space between balls and ass; also something to call someone when they annoy you
submitted by LOUIE

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long
submitted by Fairview HS

Chode

The area between the penis in the anus.
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma

Chode

An extremely fat person
submitted by anonymous

Chode

A penis that is fatter than it is longer
submitted by will

Chode

Someone with a small, fat penis
submitted by Dominic

Choice

Awesome/cool eg: "That was totally choice brew"
submitted by B*tchPlez

Chokin' the Chicken

When someone is singing extremely badly
submitted by en

Chonged

To get stoned i.e "I'm gunna get chonged tonight"
submitted by Lucy <3

Chooch

A womans no-no area
submitted by Rymc

Choom

Chew me
submitted by MBD

Choonage

Rather excellent song
submitted by amy claire and laura (slags united!)

Choppin'

Yet another word that is used so out of context that it holds no meaning. It may be thrown into every sentence, just for effect. eg "Dude, that's choppin'" means "Dude that's whack, or gay for that matter"
submitted by Steph and Georgia ROCK!!

Choppy Chap

An ugly old woman with excessive hair
submitted by beak

Chork

"Its a mix of chicken and pork, its an insult to a person who is always scared and eats alot. This word can also be used in such phrases as "That was so gross i'm suprised i didn't chork it up!" or "Look at that F***ken chork!"
submitted by Cassie

Chubby chaser

You like fat girls
submitted by nigger

Chubby Chaser

Someone who's attracted to fat chicks
submitted by rory

Chubby Lovin'

When 2 obese people have sex
submitted by Claire Amy Dean [Mackam Fags]

Chud

A short fat penis.
submitted by Chudmeister

Chuff

Yorkshire word. To take it up the ass
submitted by mushypeasuk

Chuffer

Vagina
submitted by billy-elliot

Chugly

Cute but ugly
submitted by cindy

Chump

Nice way of calling someone a loser
submitted by ur mum

Chumpfart

A real loser
submitted by Ben Dover

Chunder

Aussie version of throwing up
submitted by Skippy

Chunder

Vomit
submitted by rOB

Chunder

Throwing up after drinking too much
submitted by Lilyy

Chung

Extremely sexy
submitted by chloe

Chunky dunk

To have sex with a fat person. i.e. "He likes to chunky dunk"
submitted by pervert

Chunky dunk

To have sex with a fat person ie "he likes to chunky dunk"
submitted by the man

Chussy

A chubby pussy. eg 'Mike did she have a Chussy?'
submitted by The Elite

Chutiya

One who doesn't get something in his mind easily
submitted by Monis 'Mendax' Ahmad

Chutney Cannon

What your face becomes after a long evening of Indian cuisine & Kamikazis
submitted by Ralph O'Rourke

Chutney Ferret

A male homosexual
submitted by Graham Norton

Ciara

Cock in a round ass
submitted by Richard M

Cider Visor

Beer Goggles for the young drinker.

Cider Visor

See: Beer Goggles
submitted by anonymous

Clam Jack

The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.
submitted by citropia

Clam Jousting

The act of lesbian sex
submitted by Jo Bob

Clappard

A clapping retard. ie When someone claps 30 minutes after a show has ended
submitted by Temoire

Clawset

Hiding out
submitted by staceyforpain

Claxon

Way of saying you are stupid
submitted by Lloyd Norval

Clem

Backwards ass mo fo
submitted by Matt

Cleveland Steamer

Dumping on the girls chest before f**king her (not a BJ while on the crapper like posted)
submitted by Ken

Clevland Steamer

Getting a blow job while taking a dump
submitted by Jake-Dogg

Clicker

Remote control
submitted by Laura

Clickity

Another Name for Remote Control
submitted by Mari

Cling Cling

Ice Cream
submitted by ines

Clingon

A dry bit of turd that clings to your bumweed (also spelt with a 'k')
submitted by Benny J, London

Clitnit

A crab infested woman
submitted by hairy cheese

Clock Springs

Pubic Hair
submitted by sacred

Clod hoppers

Big funky shoes
submitted by Smel Gibson

Clopper face

To hit your face on the ground
submitted by ME

Cloud-Sniffer

A person that's really tall (opposite from ankle biter)
submitted by lu-lu

Cloudnine

Hyper, high-acting, pyscho
submitted by Rosha

Clown-shoe

When someone has a ratarded moment
submitted by JOE L.

Cloyster

A vagina that you can compare to a clam/oyster, or just an unplasant vagina.
submitted by Kaytlyn

Club Duvet

Going to bed
submitted by fuf

Clumatic

A really dramatic, clumsy person
submitted by Keysa

Clunge

Word to describe hot chick i.e. "Check out the clunge over there"
submitted by ^him^

Clusterfuck

An event that takes place that is so unorganized that it is described as a "Clusterfuck"
submitted by Bigmike

Co-op Lot

The group of delinquents that hang around outside your local co-op at night drinking cheap cider and smoking mayfair until the early hours
submitted by Mike

Cobber

A friend or mate
submitted by Sherry

Cobbly-jonka

Answer to "Aye-yup", no real meaning but it's fun to say
submitted by JoshMars

Coblamasian!

Caucasian-Black- American-Asian
submitted by Keydoooo!!!

Cock block

Someone or something that prevents you from getting laid
submitted by louis man

Cock Block

Someone who is stopping their buddy from getting some ass
submitted by arian nassiri

Cock Dock

Vagina
submitted by asherlaaa

Cock sock

A Condom
submitted by cozza cha

Cock Watcha

A straight guy that watches porn and concentrates on the cock more than anything else
submitted by meza

Cock-Knocker

When one plays with ones own male organ
submitted by Tosser

Cockalumiaus

Your face is very very ugly
submitted by Andrew Brackin

Cocknodding

When somone has a boner and they tense the muscles in it and it moves up and down
submitted by cozza cha

Cockologist

One who majored in the study of cocks.
submitted by USSJAnge

Cockology

The study of cocks.
submitted by USSJAnge

Cocktoepussy

An octopus conjured primarily of penis, vagina, and toes
submitted by Ryzor

Cocky-bojangle

One who is egotistical about their special device
submitted by Guest

Cocky-Dick

A conceited person..
submitted by Cocky-Doo

Cocoachoka

To be choking while eating cocoa or some form of chocolate
submitted by Anonomous

Coddleflop

The stage where your penis becomes unerect during sex because you're making love to a fat heffa.
submitted by Jism

Coinkidenky

How coincidence should be said - pronounced co-inki-denky
submitted by Dinsdale

Col

Another word for Lol. It mean Cackle out Loud
submitted by Cassidy

Collonial Invasion

To describe someone who has taken it up the "dirt track"
submitted by My name is Adam, why?

Comf-a-ford-table

Not the best but it's all you can afford, such as the crap chair you found by the road one night.
submitted by Jackie

Comface

To be of comedy value.
submitted by Chris the wannabe Jesus.

Common Jester

A comedian or jester of the common variety
submitted by Chaz_cfc_1

Commy Nutjob

An insult, e.g. "You commy nutjob". To used when all other good insults fail to come to mind and/or the individual is an actual commy nutjob
submitted by Dynamite Heady

Comsplastique

When something is confusing
submitted by Heretical Scribe

Concrapulate

As in "i need a poop" - "i need to concrapulate"
submitted by trevor and magoo

Concrapulation

To concrapulate ie whenst in need of a shit
submitted by stegal and rich

Concrapulation Station

A toilet, dunny, shithouse, portaloo etc
submitted by stegal and rich

Conevious

Coniving and devious at the same time.
submitted by xxxxxxxxxxxx :)

Confoozling

"Its a mix of my two previous used words which were "confoosing" and "confuzzling". Its my hyper way of saying i'm confused."
submitted by Cassie

Confuddled

Confused
submitted by oobie doobie

Confuffalation

Major screw-up
submitted by Ficus

Confumbled

Confused
submitted by McDee

Confunkled

When your pants/boxers gets all messed up inside your trousers
submitted by von

Confuse-a-ma-tate

I am confused a lot by you
submitted by abby

Confuziated

Confused
submitted by leila

Confuzzleated

Bewildered
submitted by country roads homie

Conglomerated

Like when you don't know what to do anymore, and everything's just in a big old mess...its conglomerated
submitted by Molly

Conikey

When pikeys con you
submitted by DODDY

Conkey

A git
submitted by kirsten luvin jake

Conniemono

A weird kid
submitted by fasdsafd

Constipated Weiner Dog

Call someone this when they look messed up, or just when you want to confuse someone
submitted by Emily

Coobul

Best friend. eg "You're my coobul"
submitted by kathleen

Coochie Sushi

Very squishy and liquidy discharge.
submitted by Cassie, Hannah, And Bella.

Coockoomongoseeka

Crazier than can be explained
submitted by daisy

Cookie Cutter

Someone who has no individual personality or style, usually an upper class yuppie
submitted by anonymous

Cookie Monster

When a woman's nipples point in different directions - like Cookie Monster's eyes
submitted by ssajr

Cool Beans

When something goes exactly the way you want it to you say "Cool beans!"
submitted by Loren Maguire

Cool Story, Bro

A sarcastic phrase expressing no interest in what the other person is saying
submitted by Bro

Coot!

Holy sh*t! or Goddamn!
submitted by Nattyboy420

Cooter Cleavage

Camel toe
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Copulatorium

The Bedroom
submitted by ssajr

Corcoed

"Dropping unconscious and having your "mates" cover you with make-up"
submitted by dave

Corked

Had an ice cream brain freeze
submitted by anon

Cornhole

An asshole
submitted by lin

Cornobbled

Hit with a fish
submitted by kate

Cotch down

Hang out, chill or sleep
submitted by chloe

Cougar

Woman who looks good from behind but scares you after turning around
submitted by Doug

Cougar

A good looking older women that can be found around some pubs
submitted by Ben Dover

Coughbot

Its just a name we made up
submitted by Spog and Speedo

Counsilscraper

Multi-story council housing unit
submitted by dogmadic

Counter-inturdgency

The act of proving the innocence of the inturdgent's victim and naming the actual perpetrator by either the victim himself or someone who knows of the original inturdgency.
submitted by Gordo

Country gal

Girl with blonde hair...big boootie...big boobs and bad-ass teeth (horribly dismantled teeth)
submitted by old gregggggggggggg

Coupons

My dad's way of saying tampons
submitted by somebody

Cousty

Nice or good, spot on
submitted by cbs alc

Cove

Mate, Friend, Homie. You know the score!!
submitted by LozPieLetterkenny!!

Cowhead

Foolish
submitted by P Shankle

Cowinky-dink

A Coincedence
submitted by dave

Coyote Ugly

A truly unattractive woman - if you woke up with her sleeping on your arm you would gnaw the arm off rather than wake her up
submitted by ssajr

Crab

Junky vehicle, cycle
submitted by jimmy zombie

Crab

When something is awkward or strange you can say "err that's so crab"
submitted by cheeky monkey

Crabble

Man hoe bitch whacker
submitted by cozza cha

Crack-a-lackin'

AKA: Whatsup!? (ie: what's crack-a-lackin'?)
submitted by JEMMA!!!!!!!!!!

Crackalastic

It's like cool or fantastic, i.e. "Damn dude, look at her she's so crackalastic!!"
submitted by Aich

Crackcident

Whoops........one kid too many
submitted by Rickster

Crackpots

Crazy people
submitted by Emmalee

Crafty butcher

Bum Boy (takes his meat round the back)
submitted by Sir Slip Digby

Crafty butcher

A gay (takes their meat round the back)
submitted by ryan!

Cragina

The skin on the inside of your elbow where your arm folds
submitted by Donald

Crambapulous

Outrageous, far fetched
submitted by Ty

Crang Scrotum

When your ball sack shrivels up and looks like a brain (e.g when sledging or after a dip in the cold sea.)
submitted by mr D

Crank Yank

To jack off
submitted by Ty

Crappit

A way of sayin "crap" and "shit" at the same time without anybody knowing that you are cussing (its great to use when in front of teachers and parents!)
submitted by allie!

Craptacular

Really quite bad
submitted by Anjelar Spanjelar

Craptacular

A better way of sarcastically calling something spectacular
submitted by amanda walker

Craptastic

Fantastically crap
submitted by ridelikeaturtle

Craptastic

It's soooo bad, it's good!
submitted by jokeyou

Crapulous

An extremely bad hangover
submitted by Plexi G

Crash the Ash

To ask someone to pass something to you
submitted by netto-rebel

Crazkers

Crazy (alternative for Quackers)
submitted by Annie S

Crazy Mike

The neighborhood retard we all know
submitted by MikeyD

Creased

(Crease, Creasing) Laughed, Laugh, Laughing .. Depending on the time
submitted by TheVampireDiariesRose

Creme brulee

Overweight girl or a girl with a fat crusty vagina
submitted by colm

Cribbo

Someone who everyone hates, and has an aura of complete hatableness.
submitted by Retyu

Crimes!

Oh no!
submitted by Dayne

Cringe

Awkward felling
submitted by Welelelele

Crippling

When you would shag someone so much you would do them permanent damage.
submitted by Philbert

Crisp

Awesome
submitted by Tia

Crisp packet

Cheap condoms. we suggest cheese and onion
submitted by THE troublesome three

Crisper

Refers to those guys who are obsessed with working out , tan too much, and gel their hair. Don't they look crispy?
submitted by Patricia Sikorsky

Crochedy

Upset and/or Uptight
submitted by KaRiiByTchEsz

Crompt

When acting hyped/crazy over nothing
submitted by Sabrina. S

Crool

Cool and crazy mixed
submitted by shindybob

Crop dusting

Farting while walking
submitted by Rex

Crotch Rocket

(or rectum rocket) Motorbike
submitted by El Stumpo

Crotch Moustache

If a bush is so big that it starts growing down your leg
submitted by Frondo Bagger

Crotch waffle

Similar to tampon
submitted by jay

Crotch-light

When a torch is shone on your crotch accmpanied by shouting of CROTCH-LIGHT!
submitted by THE troublesome three

Crudgie

A frontal wedgie
submitted by ollie

Crumpet

When we were v lil nan use to use "crumpet" as an expression for vagina
submitted by [email protected] ADDME

Crumpet

Another word for group of fit girls
submitted by ^him^

Crunch-A-Curly

To accidently chew on pubic hair
submitted by McDee

Crunchy

Used as "Don't you feel crunchy? Crunch, crunch." =) means the same as "salty". It can mean "embarassed", "stupid", "guilty", or anything similar [jealous, crushing, etc]
submitted by Jolene. Copywrite > Ismar V & sister =)

Crunk

Type of word related to awesome
submitted by secretive master

Crunktagon

Drunken brawling in your living room
submitted by Chaysa

Crunky

Extremely drunk; Messed up beyond all belief
submitted by L.D.B

Crustash

Pronounced "crust-stash". A disgusting, thin, mustasche with food stuck in it. The second stage of a dirt-stash.
submitted by TinaBear

Crusticles

A really attractive woman
submitted by Moist Misty

Crustified

"Someone or something generally nasty and disgusting, like "you're so crustified - I cant believe you haven't taken a shower all month" or, "eeuurrrgghhh...what a crusty cat..."
submitted by oobie doobie

Crusty

Something that is low quality
submitted by Ariel

Crusty weenus

The fat kids elbow
submitted by Tyler ,mike,baker,KAV

Cubetard

Someone not cool
submitted by rawrr im a dinosaur

Cudededed all up

Stuffed up version of saying cut up.
submitted by paris hilton

Cuggles

Hug & Cuddles
submitted by Grace

Cum bum

A gay person
submitted by cozza cha

Cum Junkie

Someone who is so addicted to cum that they become dependant on it to function, like coccain addicts with crack.
submitted by Insanity Pirate

Cum Rag

A whore
submitted by killer kookiez

Cum-Dumpster

A person who's only purpose in life is to get filled with jizz.
submitted by Insanity Pirate

Cumbrella

Used for protection at the XXX theater.
submitted by Pee Wee Spermin

Cumeleon

Someone who is good in bed and can provide multi-orgasms. A very rare creature indeed
submitted by kelli xXx

Cunfuzzled

Confused
submitted by ashley

Cunge

Another word for any kind of vaginal discharge - A mix of C**t and gunge.
submitted by JustB3N

Cuntract

A pre-nuptual aggreement
submitted by Donald Trump

Curly Curly Ting Tings

Another word for the pubic region
submitted by juggalette keena

Cushion

An insult reply meaning "who cares". Example: "I got straight As" "Cushion"
submitted by LoX

Cushion for the pushion

To have sex with fat people
submitted by jfjsdfngvjdn

Cuss

A term giving to the process of throwing an insult at someone
submitted by Meaow

Custard

Vicious insult - a cross between a c**t and a b*****d
submitted by Big Dave

Custom

Cool, better than stock, something different
submitted by schula

Cut the Shurtains

A demand to shut the curtains while drunk
submitted by Pablo

Cwtch

(pronounced as if it rhymes with butch) It's a welsh word-means to snuggle/hug
submitted by Mememememe

Czechxican

A Czech Republic Mexican
submitted by O CzeChXiCaN