Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with C

C-Doi
C stands for Colby/Child - he likes younger girls. Used jokingly towards younger girls.
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma
C.C
Council Class
submitted by Wiggy
C.H.A.V.
Counsil House And Violence
submitted by Masta Rasta**
C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Cocks Have Erections, Vaginas Rip Open , Limpdicks Eat Turd
submitted by Kaetnunonpylmqawckp
C.O.H.F
Cum On Her Face: For example, when your walkin with your friends and u see a hot girl, point to her and say "i'd COHF" and pronounce it just like cough
submitted by j-mac
C.R.A.F.T.
Can't remember a f**king thing
submitted by Unknown
C.S.D
Compulsive Singing Disorder. Sadly I am infected. Well, what can you do if you can't stop singing??
submitted by Goosefrag
C.S.I
Cute, Single, Intelligent, Really a rear bread these days
submitted by x_claire_x
C.T.G.F.
Came-to-get-funky
submitted by MntalMndedMstry
Cabbage
You say it in stead of "tut" or sigh "oh well"...after a while its hard to stop saying it to be fair....
submitted by anonymous
Cabbaged
[Zonked] Really tired or hungover [mostly after sex]
submitted by Claire Amy Laura Dean [Mackam Fags]
Caca
Poop, dirty, nasty
submitted by HAHAHAHHAHAA
Cack-handed
Awkward
submitted by Rhian_Demon
Cack-neck
A random word to describe someone who looks like they're trying to lick their own shoulder all the time. Or an extremely hated person
submitted by ?????
Cacker-mush
Westcountry (wiltshire) mildly offensive term, as in "what are you looking at, cacker-mush?"
submitted by core_confusion
Cactus
A girl that is so ugly it pricks at your eyeballs when you look at her.
submitted by Ray
Cadbury's Girl
Girl who gets drunk on a glass and a half
submitted by jenne
Cahonnes
To have guts/balls
submitted by Duffman Oh YEAHHHHH
Cajunkajunk
A man's fun parts
submitted by me
Cake
When someone exhibits an overtly faux homosexual or corny attitude
submitted by Mistress Doomslice
Cake Taker
Australian slang for one who takes advantage. A basic insult
submitted by anon
Cakeing
To flirt with somebody
submitted by Your flows ass
Caking
Laughing a lot
submitted by MBD
Calapidgion
Having shapely buttocks
submitted by lenny
California License Plate
A tattoo located on the lower back, above the butt
submitted by Rex
Callipygous
"Also callipygian--"having beautiful buttocks"."
submitted by ElectricDark
Cambria
A made up disease for when someone starts acting up for attention eg. "she's got a bad case of cambria.."
submitted by Camsillia
Camel
Perfect figure but still ugly (came from a joke about how god made camels)
submitted by dya
Camel Toe
When a girl has tights clothes on
submitted by shannon
Camel Blanket
Another term for a bra
submitted by lala
Camel-Toe
When (normally a girls) underwear (trowsers may also be) sucked up inbetween her special place (vagina)
submitted by mmm_cherrypie69@hotmail.com ADDME
Camofart
The art of disguising or completely hiding audible flatulence with a well-timed cough.
submitted by Gordo
Camwegeltoe
Camel-toe weggie combination on a person with really tight pants
submitted by nelly
Can't wanna shouldn't have ta
Rule breaker
submitted by whitney & geneva
Cankles
When you are so fat your calves and ankles are the same size.
submitted by Lance
Cannon
A large joint
submitted by ssajr
Canoe Butt
When a woman sits on flat hard surface and her butt cheeks flatten out so much it looks like they'll cut through the sides of her pants.
submitted by Anonymous
Canucklehead
A total Canadian person. Sounds like it should be an insult, but it turns out, anything to do with Canada is pretty cool.
submitted by Jonesinorth
Caositoss
Something that is incredibly amazing and makes you want to rip all your clothes off and scream
submitted by jesus
Capital
Very cool indeed
submitted by Rach numi
Capital
Very cool
submitted by Aliyah
Capsi
Short for capsicumuma, which means something is really good
submitted by onion man
Captain Crust
Someone who is crusty, normally in the personal areas
submitted by Phil
Carpooling
Leisure time
submitted by Milogirl
Carraffufee
A mix of caramel, toffee and fudge (tis nice)
submitted by lor
Case of the Skittles
Lesbian. Ex. "I'm watching a case of the skittles" or "I am a case of the skittles"
submitted by rebbekca miles
Castaway
Someone who is not paying attention/Someone who is acting really distant lately.
submitted by living is easy with eyes closed 4 8 15 16 23 42
Catfish
Used for a girl thats average, for example "Man, she a catfish, theres plenty of other fish in the sea!!"
submitted by Mika
Catywampas
When you fall down and hit your head, and when you get up, every thing is catywampas
submitted by Donkey
CBA ATM TBH
Can't be arsed at the moment to be honest - abbreviations to the max!
submitted by key key
Censor Squid
The mumbling Sound one makes when trying not to say something inappropritate, usually accompanied by a Hand o'er the Mouth (make sure it twitches!) and mumbling Sounds, as if muffled by a Squid.
submitted by EnigmaSigma
Chafe
When u walk or cycle too much and ure groin gets a nappy rash and its sore.
submitted by The man - the legend
Chapflaps
When a girl is acting very bitchy you say "someone has chap flaps!"
submitted by skeezafacerich
Charlie
A heroin addict/Cute guy who is adorable, but like a litle brother, or weird best friend who has been in love with you since you met/Funny British person/One-hit-wonder/Person who's name you can't remember (ie "He's a total Charlie. He got high last night!" "He's cute, but kind of a Charlie..." "He's a Charlie." "Hey...um...Charlie...")
submitted by Sugar Junkie 4 8 15 16 23 42
Charv
(Charva) Teens from newcastle! Get pissed, wear a berg, rocky p's and gold!
submitted by me
Charva
Townie, Pleb etc
submitted by jamie lee , 15
Chat
A polite way of saying something is sh*t. eg. "That is sooooo chat!!"
submitted by kc
Chat
Dirty, seedy, disgusting
submitted by stef
Chav
Townie, Pleb etc.
submitted by Dave durrant boi
Chavelry
The jewlery of a chav
submitted by Dan
Chavmo
Someone who can't quite decide if they are a chav or an emo! Make up your f**king minds!!!
submitted by very bored
Chavtastic
Someone who is an ultimate chav
submitted by Dan
Chazo
Taking a huge sh*t into a small item: Tissue, Coke can, etc.
submitted by Johnny
Che Fan Le Mei Yo?
[Chay-Fan-Ler-May-You] Chinese for "have you taken your rice?/have you eaten yet?" Fun thing to call people, because they think it's an insult :]
submitted by Keera CULLEN
Cheatermentarianism
One who is addicted to cheating
submitted by Guest
Chebs
Breasts (usually female)
submitted by Devvo
Check up from the neck up
Meaning you need your head checked :P
submitted by Jo
Cheddar Gorge
A lady's front bum
submitted by Danny the Fanny
Cheeby
Idiotic girl. It's japanese
submitted by CHARIS J
Cheeew Wooopp
A means of saying hello (out your car window to a hot young lady)
submitted by Isaac McSnackleDorf
Cheek the seat
Share a chair with someone
submitted by Dayne
Cheese
Something naff said by someone who think they are being cool. Can also be something tacky, like the crap you get in Christmas Crackers
submitted by sprogg daddy
Cheese
For use in any conversation that has slowed to a point where it is becoming boring or something difficult to reply to pops up...'I luv u'....Cheese
submitted by Mr Bailey
Cheese It
To exit an area post haste
submitted by El Stumpo Earthworm Jeem
Cheese Grater
When teeth are used in a blowjob
submitted by zach
Cheese Smackme
Old, hard, grilled cheese sandwich
submitted by Frog
Cheeser
A guy/girl whose kisses are really nasty tasting... kind of like cheese
submitted by Your Best Friend
Cheesus!
Cheese + Jesus. Useful when religiously-challenged people are listening
submitted by Chery Poppins
Cheesy Basset
Where you put a boiled sweet in your foreskin and then take it out and eat it
submitted by Ed Gauntlett
Cheesy Grundle Hair
Residue on the hair between your asshole and your balls
submitted by salmon kenny
Cheetle
The orange stuff on your hands after you eat cheetos
submitted by maggs
Cheezing
"When someone smiles at you a lot. "Why you always cheezing?"
submitted by YO-YO
Chester-drawers
Chest-of-drawers
submitted by me
Chesticles
Tits, kahoonahs, top bollox, thruppeny bits
submitted by Sir Slip Digby
Chesticles
Saggy boobs that are wrinkly. Half chest and half testicles
submitted by Boulton
Chesticles
Breasts
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Chevvy
Pretty damn good/coolio/awesome
submitted by RHIANNE:)
Chew
When you really would like to bone a girl you really would like to "Chew" on herr
submitted by Beau from warrington
Chewby
"Its a cross between "cheerio" and "goodbye"
submitted by alex!
Chexican
A Chinese Mexican
submitted by Caleb
Chexican
Chinese-Mexican
submitted by (C)(A)(M)
Chez Long
When someone annoys you. e.g "Omg she's being such a chez long!"
submitted by chazz
Chezz
good freind
submitted by sarah & becky
Chi chi
A womans breasts
Chi Chi
A cute girl
submitted by Kaylia
ChiChi's
Breasts
submitted by Anonomous
Chicimono
(pronounciation: cheeky-mono) A word you can use for anything, when you either don't know what you're talking about or you are too lazy to actually say the whole word (ex. "hey, could you hand me that chicimono(book) over there?", or "whats that chicimono that you sweep the floor with?"). It is also shortened to such things as chic(pron. cheek), mono, icimono (pron. eeky-mono) chic-chic, chicilic (cheek-a-leek) monochic, chicalino, and any form of the word chicimono
submitted by the chicmonster
Chicken Head
A girl who's not doing anything with her life or trying to
submitted by dreabia
Chicken Chasing Feet
Big ol' feet
submitted by Applex
Chicken Fajita
Holy moly!!! (suprised) ie "OMG CHICKEN FAJITA!!!!!!!!!!"
submitted by old greggggg
Chicken Head
A very fellatious woman
submitted by Rabbit
Chicken Nugget
Cheap white meat (slag, sleeparound, tart etc)
submitted by big cock fat bum
Chickenleg
A name I call my business studies teacher. Basically a name for a *nob ed
submitted by lauren-may and andrew baby
Chief
To smoke Marjuana
submitted by DT
Chigga
A chinese nigga
submitted by anonymous
Chigger
A Chinese Nigger (Chinese Person Who Wants To Be Black)
submitted by Shaker-Maker
Chilaniz
Chill your nips
submitted by william
Chillax
When you are relaxing or chilling whilst doing something e.g. Eating whilst camped out in front of the television
submitted by Robeanio' of the Shire
Chillax
Chill and relax
submitted by Liv
Chillaxed
An ultra relaxed state in which nothing matters
submitted by UnclePatty
Chillibomb Head
A really irritating person who is really hotheadish
submitted by maybe_its_nothing
Chillihound
Someone who relentlesly orders the hottest dish on the menu in an attempt at masculinity and then produces an incredible display of vomit and poo
submitted by Martez
Chilly Willy
When you can't pee you have a Chilli Willy
submitted by chris
Chimichanga
A burrito
submitted by Madam Obvious
Chimoe
It can mean love, hi, or bye!!
submitted by Caitlin=]]
Chimpstiffy
This is what a monkey gets when it is pleasured by a woman.
submitted by Chad Geier
China White
An average white person who has the facial features of a chinese person
submitted by Boulton
Chinese Fire Drill
When stopped at a red light, multiple occupants of vehicle open doors simultaneously and run around car at least twice, changing directions and such until all occupants have switched places and simultaneously re-closed doors.
submitted by Ping Chow Ping
Chinese Red Eye
Mooning someone then spreading your ass cheeks
submitted by the A-TRAIN
Chingus
An item you dont know the name to, like "thingymajig"
submitted by Smel Gibson
Chinpak
Half Chinese/Half Pakistani
submitted by Max
Chipmoo
An offensive term for a bitchy, argumentitve female. Or gay male.(halfway between a cow and a cookie.)
submitted by Momiji =)
Chiselmonkey
somebody who INSISTS on annoying the hell out of you
submitted by Agent 348429
Chita
(add spanish accent) Dumb mother f**ker
submitted by rawker
Choad
Very Short Stubby Penis
submitted by Furbone
Choadsy
Someone who is short and fat
submitted by manda
Chocolate Chimney Sweep
Someone that sweeps a man's chocolate chimney! (bummer)
submitted by Adam .A
Chocolate Potatoes
Poop
submitted by mary
Chocolate Sheriff Badge
Anus (see also chocolate starfish)
submitted by anon
Chocolate Starfish
Anus (see also chocolate sheriff badge)
submitted by anon
Chocolate Wasted
Hankering for chocolate ice cream
submitted by Silly Daniel
Chocolate Well
Old fashion word for toilet
submitted by emily
Choda
Chubby penis
submitted by ballin
Choda
Space between your ass and nut sack
submitted by Yellow snow
Chode
Space between balls and ass; also something to call someone when they annoy you
submitted by LOUIE
Chode
A penis that is wider than it is long
submitted by Fairview HS
Chode
The area between the penis in the anus.
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma
Chode
An extremely fat person
submitted by anonymous
Chode
A penis that is fatter than it is longer
submitted by will
Chode
Someone with a small, fat penis
submitted by Dominic
Choice
Awesome/cool eg: "That was totally choice brew"
submitted by B*tchPlez
Chokin' the Chicken
When someone is singing extremely badly
submitted by en
Chonged
To get stoned i.e "I'm gunna get chonged tonight"
submitted by Lucy <3
Chooch
A womans no-no area
submitted by Rymc
Choom
Chew me
submitted by MBD
Choonage
Rather excellent song
submitted by amy claire and laura (slags united!)
Choppin'
Yet another word that is used so out of context that it holds no meaning. It may be thrown into every sentence, just for effect. eg "Dude, that's choppin'" means "Dude that's whack, or gay for that matter"
submitted by Steph and Georgia ROCK!!
Choppy Chap
An ugly old woman with excessive hair
submitted by beak
Chork
"Its a mix of chicken and pork, its an insult to a person who is always scared and eats alot. This word can also be used in such phrases as "That was so gross i'm suprised i didn't chork it up!" or "Look at that F***ken chork!"
submitted by Cassie
Chubby chaser
You like fat girls
submitted by nigger
Chubby Chaser
Someone who's attracted to fat chicks
submitted by rory
Chubby Lovin'
When 2 obese people have sex
submitted by Claire Amy Dean [Mackam Fags]
Chud
A short fat penis.
submitted by Chudmeister
Chuff
Yorkshire word. To take it up the ass
submitted by mushypeasuk
Chuffer
Vagina
submitted by billy-elliot
Chugly
Cute but ugly
submitted by cindy
Chumpfart
A real loser
submitted by Ben Dover
Chunder
Aussie version of throwing up
submitted by Skippy
Chunder
Vomit
submitted by rOB
Chunder
Throwing up after drinking too much
submitted by Lilyy
Chung
Extremely sexy
submitted by chloe
Chunky dunk
To have sex with a fat person. i.e. "He likes to chunky dunk"
submitted by pervert
Chunky dunk
To have sex with a fat person ie "he likes to chunky dunk"
submitted by the man
Chussy
A chubby pussy. eg 'Mike did she have a Chussy?'
submitted by The Elite
Chutiya
One who doesn't get something in his mind easily
submitted by Monis 'Mendax' Ahmad
Chutney Cannon
What your face becomes after a long evening of Indian cuisine & Kamikazis
submitted by Ralph O'Rourke
Chutney Ferret
A male homosexual
submitted by Graham Norton
Ciara
Cock in a round ass
submitted by Richard M
Cider Visor
Beer Goggles for the young drinker.
Cider Visor
See: Beer Goggles
submitted by anonymous
Clam Jack
The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.
submitted by citropia
Clam Jousting
The act of lesbian sex
submitted by Jo Bob
Clappard
A clapping retard. ie When someone claps 30 minutes after a show has ended
submitted by Temoire
Clawset
Hiding out
submitted by staceyforpain
Claxon
Way of saying you are stupid
submitted by Lloyd Norval
Clem
Backwards ass mo fo
submitted by Matt
Cleveland Steamer
Dumping on the girls chest before f**king her (not a BJ while on the crapper like posted)
submitted by Ken
Clevland Steamer
Getting a blow job while taking a dump
submitted by Jake-Dogg
Clicker
Remote control
submitted by Laura
Clickity
Another Name for Remote Control
submitted by Mari
Cling Cling
Ice Cream
submitted by ines
Clingon
A dry bit of turd that clings to your bumweed (also spelt with a 'k')
submitted by Benny J, London
Clitnit
A crab infested woman
submitted by hairy cheese
Clock Springs
Pubic Hair
submitted by sacred
Clod hoppers
Big funky shoes
submitted by Smel Gibson
Clopper face
To hit your face on the ground
submitted by ME
Cloud-Sniffer
A person that's really tall (opposite from ankle biter)
submitted by lu-lu
Cloudnine
Hyper, high-acting, pyscho
submitted by Rosha
Clown-shoe
When someone has a ratarded moment
submitted by JOE L.
Cloyster
A vagina that you can compare to a clam/oyster, or just an unplasant vagina.
submitted by Kaytlyn
Club Duvet
Going to bed
submitted by fuf
Clumatic
A really dramatic, clumsy person
submitted by Keysa
Clunge
Word to describe hot chick i.e. "Check out the clunge over there"
submitted by ^him^
Clusterfuck
An event that takes place that is so unorganized that it is described as a "Clusterfuck"
submitted by Bigmike
Co-op Lot
The group of delinquents that hang around outside your local co-op at night drinking cheap cider and smoking mayfair until the early hours
submitted by Mike
Cobber
A friend or mate
submitted by Sherry
Cobbly-jonka
Answer to "Aye-yup", no real meaning but it's fun to say
submitted by JoshMars
Coblamasian!
Caucasian-Black- American-Asian
submitted by Keydoooo!!!
Cock block
Someone or something that prevents you from getting laid
submitted by louis man
Cock Block
Someone who is stopping their buddy from getting some ass
submitted by arian nassiri
Cock Dock
Vagina
submitted by asherlaaa
Cock sock
A Condom
submitted by cozza cha
Cock Watcha
A straight guy that watches porn and concentrates on the cock more than anything else
submitted by meza
Cock-Knocker
When one plays with ones own male organ
submitted by Tosser
Cockalumiaus
Your face is very very ugly
submitted by Andrew Brackin
Cocknodding
When somone has a boner and they tense the muscles in it and it moves up and down
submitted by cozza cha
Cockologist
One who majored in the study of cocks.
submitted by USSJAnge
Cockology
The study of cocks.
submitted by USSJAnge
Cocktoepussy
An octopus conjured primarily of penis, vagina, and toes
submitted by Ryzor
Cocky-bojangle
One who is egotistical about their special device
submitted by Guest
Cocky-Dick
A conceited person..
submitted by Cocky-Doo
Cocoachoka
To be choking while eating cocoa or some form of chocolate
submitted by Anonomous
Coddleflop
The stage where your penis becomes unerect during sex because you're making love to a fat heffa.
submitted by Jism
Coinkidenky
How coincidence should be said - pronounced co-inki-denky
submitted by Dinsdale
Col
Another word for Lol. It mean Cackle out Loud
submitted by Cassidy
Collonial Invasion
To describe someone who has taken it up the "dirt track"
submitted by My name is Adam, why?
Comf-a-ford-table
Not the best but it's all you can afford, such as the crap chair you found by the road one night.
submitted by Jackie
Comface
To be of comedy value.
submitted by Chris the wannabe Jesus.
Common Jester
A comedian or jester of the common variety
submitted by Chaz_cfc_1
Commy Nutjob
An insult, e.g. "You commy nutjob". To used when all other good insults fail to come to mind and/or the individual is an actual commy nutjob
submitted by Dynamite Heady
Comsplastique
When something is confusing
submitted by Heretical Scribe
Concrapulate
As in "i need a poop" - "i need to concrapulate"
submitted by trevor and magoo
Concrapulation
To concrapulate ie whenst in need of a shit
submitted by stegal and rich
Concrapulation Station
A toilet, dunny, shithouse, portaloo etc
submitted by stegal and rich
Conevious
Coniving and devious at the same time.
submitted by xxxxxxxxxxxx :)
Confoozling
"Its a mix of my two previous used words which were "confoosing" and "confuzzling". Its my hyper way of saying i'm confused."
submitted by Cassie
Confuddled
Confused
submitted by oobie doobie
Confuffalation
Major screw-up
submitted by Ficus
Confumbled
Confused
submitted by McDee
Confunkled
When your pants/boxers gets all messed up inside your trousers
submitted by von
Confuse-a-ma-tate
I am confused a lot by you
submitted by abby
Confuziated
Confused
submitted by leila
Confuzzleated
Bewildered
submitted by country roads homie
Conglomerated
Like when you don't know what to do anymore, and everything's just in a big old mess...its conglomerated
submitted by Molly
Conikey
When pikeys con you
submitted by DODDY
Conkey
A git
submitted by kirsten luvin jake
Conniemono
A weird kid
submitted by fasdsafd
Constipated Weiner Dog
Call someone this when they look messed up, or just when you want to confuse someone
submitted by Emily
Coobul
Best friend. eg "You're my coobul"
submitted by kathleen
Coochie Sushi
Very squishy and liquidy discharge.
submitted by Cassie, Hannah, And Bella.
Coockoomongoseeka
Crazier than can be explained
submitted by daisy
Cookie Cutter
Someone who has no individual personality or style, usually an upper class yuppie
submitted by anonymous
Cookie Monster
When a woman's nipples point in different directions - like Cookie Monster's eyes
submitted by ssajr
Cool Beans
When something goes exactly the way you want it to you say "Cool beans!"
submitted by Loren Maguire
Cool Story, Bro
A sarcastic phrase expressing no interest in what the other person is saying
submitted by Bro
Coot!
Holy sh*t! or Goddamn!
submitted by Nattyboy420
Cooter Cleavage
Camel toe
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Copulatorium
The Bedroom
submitted by ssajr
Corcoed
"Dropping unconscious and having your "mates" cover you with make-up"
submitted by dave
Corked
Had an ice cream brain freeze
submitted by anon
Cornhole
An asshole
submitted by lin
Cornobbled
Hit with a fish
submitted by kate
Cotch down
Hang out, chill or sleep
submitted by chloe
Cougar
Woman who looks good from behind but scares you after turning around
submitted by Doug
Cougar
A good looking older women that can be found around some pubs
submitted by Ben Dover
Coughbot
Its just a name we made up
submitted by Spog and Speedo
Counsilscraper
Multi-story council housing unit
submitted by dogmadic
Counter-inturdgency
The act of proving the innocence of the inturdgent's victim and naming the actual perpetrator by either the victim himself or someone who knows of the original inturdgency.
submitted by Gordo
Country gal
Girl with blonde hair...big boootie...big boobs and bad-ass teeth (horribly dismantled teeth)
submitted by old gregggggggggggg
Coupons
My dad's way of saying tampons
submitted by somebody
Cousty
Nice or good, spot on
submitted by cbs alc
Cove
Mate, Friend, Homie. You know the score!!
submitted by LozPieLetterkenny!!
Cowhead
Foolish
submitted by P Shankle
Cowinky-dink
A Coincedence
submitted by dave
Coyote Ugly
A truly unattractive woman - if you woke up with her sleeping on your arm you would gnaw the arm off rather than wake her up
submitted by ssajr
Crab
Junky vehicle, cycle
submitted by jimmy zombie
Crab
When something is awkward or strange you can say "err that's so crab"
submitted by cheeky monkey
Crabble
Man hoe bitch whacker
submitted by cozza cha
Crack-a-lackin'
AKA: Whatsup!? (ie: what's crack-a-lackin'?)
submitted by JEMMA!!!!!!!!!!
Crackalastic
It's like cool or fantastic, i.e. "Damn dude, look at her she's so crackalastic!!"
submitted by Aich
Crackcident
Whoops........one kid too many
submitted by Rickster
Crackpots
Crazy people
submitted by Emmalee
Crafty butcher
Bum Boy (takes his meat round the back)
submitted by Sir Slip Digby
Crafty butcher
A gay (takes their meat round the back)
submitted by ryan!
Cragina
The skin on the inside of your elbow where your arm folds
submitted by Donald
Crambapulous
Outrageous, far fetched
submitted by Ty
Crang Scrotum
When your ball sack shrivels up and looks like a brain (e.g when sledging or after a dip in the cold sea.)
submitted by mr D
Crank Yank
To jack off
submitted by Ty
Crappit
A way of sayin "crap" and "shit" at the same time without anybody knowing that you are cussing (its great to use when in front of teachers and parents!)
submitted by allie!
Craptacular
Really quite bad
submitted by Anjelar Spanjelar
Craptacular
A better way of sarcastically calling something spectacular
submitted by amanda walker
Craptastic
Fantastically crap
submitted by ridelikeaturtle
Craptastic
It's soooo bad, it's good!
submitted by jokeyou
Crapulous
An extremely bad hangover
submitted by Plexi G
Crash the Ash
To ask someone to pass something to you
submitted by netto-rebel
Crazkers
Crazy (alternative for Quackers)
submitted by Annie S
Crazy Mike
The neighborhood retard we all know
submitted by MikeyD
Creased
(Crease, Creasing) Laughed, Laugh, Laughing .. Depending on the time
submitted by TheVampireDiariesRose
Creme brulee
Overweight girl or a girl with a fat crusty vagina
submitted by colm
Cribbo
Someone who everyone hates, and has an aura of complete hatableness.
submitted by Retyu
Crimes!
Oh no!
submitted by Dayne
Crippling
When you would shag someone so much you would do them permanent damage.
submitted by Philbert
Crisp
Awesome
submitted by Tia
Crisp packet
Cheap condoms. we suggest cheese and onion
submitted by THE troublesome three
Crisper
Refers to those guys who are obsessed with working out , tan too much, and gel their hair. Don't they look crispy?
submitted by Patricia Sikorsky
Crochedy
Upset and/or Uptight
submitted by KaRiiByTchEsz
Crompt
When acting hyped/crazy over nothing
submitted by Sabrina. S
Crool
Cool and crazy mixed
submitted by shindybob
Crop dusting
Farting while walking
submitted by Rex
Crotch Rocket
(or rectum rocket) Motorbike
submitted by El Stumpo
Crotch Moustache
If a bush is so big that it starts growing down your leg
submitted by Frondo Bagger
Crotch waffle
Similar to tampon
submitted by jay
Crotch-light
When a torch is shone on your crotch accmpanied by shouting of CROTCH-LIGHT!
submitted by THE troublesome three
Crudgie
A frontal wedgie
submitted by ollie
Crumpet
When we were v lil nan use to use "crumpet" as an expression for vagina
submitted by mmm_cherrypie69@hotmail.com ADDME
Crumpet
Another word for group of fit girls
submitted by ^him^
Crunch-A-Curly
To accidently chew on pubic hair
submitted by McDee
Crunchy
Used as "Don't you feel crunchy? Crunch, crunch." =) means the same as "salty". It can mean "embarassed", "stupid", "guilty", or anything similar [jealous, crushing, etc]
submitted by Jolene. Copywrite > Ismar V & sister =)
Crunk
Type of word related to awesome
submitted by secretive master
Crunktagon
Drunken brawling in your living room
submitted by Chaysa
Crunky
Extremely drunk; Messed up beyond all belief
submitted by L.D.B
Crustash
Pronounced "crust-stash". A disgusting, thin, mustasche with food stuck in it. The second stage of a dirt-stash.
submitted by TinaBear
Crusticles
A really attractive woman
submitted by Moist Misty
Crustified
"Someone or something generally nasty and disgusting, like "you're so crustified - I cant believe you haven't taken a shower all month" or, "eeuurrrgghhh...what a crusty cat..."
submitted by oobie doobie
Crusty
Something that is low quality
submitted by Ariel
Crusty weenus
The fat kids elbow
submitted by Tyler ,mike,baker,KAV
Cubetard
Someone not cool
submitted by rawrr im a dinosaur
Cudededed all up
Stuffed up version of saying cut up.
submitted by paris hilton
Cuggles
Hug & Cuddles
submitted by Grace
Cum bum
A gay person
submitted by cozza cha
Cum Junkie
Someone who is so addicted to cum that they become dependant on it to function, like coccain addicts with crack.
submitted by Insanity Pirate
Cum Rag
A whore
submitted by killer kookiez
Cum-Dumpster
A person who's only purpose in life is to get filled with jizz.
submitted by Insanity Pirate
Cumbrella
Used for protection at the XXX theater.
submitted by Pee Wee Spermin
Cumeleon
Someone who is good in bed and can provide multi-orgasms. A very rare creature indeed
submitted by kelli xXx
Cunfuzzled
Confused
submitted by ashley
Cunge
Another word for any kind of vaginal discharge - A mix of C**t and gunge.
submitted by JustB3N
Cuntract
A pre-nuptual aggreement
submitted by Donald Trump
Curly Curly Ting Tings
Another word for the pubic region
submitted by juggalette keena
Cushion
An insult reply meaning "who cares". Example: "I got straight As" "Cushion"
submitted by LoX
Cushion for the pushion
To have sex with fat people
submitted by jfjsdfngvjdn
Cuss
A term giving to the process of throwing an insult at someone
submitted by Meaow
Custard
Vicious insult - a cross between a c**t and a b*****d
submitted by Big Dave
Custom
Cool, better than stock, something different
submitted by schula
Cut the Shurtains
A demand to shut the curtains while drunk
submitted by Pablo
Cwtch
(pronounced as if it rhymes with butch) It's a welsh word-means to snuggle/hug
submitted by Mememememe
Czechxican
A Czech Republic Mexican
submitted by O CzeChXiCaN