Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with A

-age
Add this to the end of your words for funny emphasis! Example: glugage, suckage, boobage, walkage
submitted by bobo
A bottle of ass
Something that tastes awful. ie "Yuck! This tastes like a bottle of ass!"
submitted by KennyM!
A case of the skitters
A case of diarhea
submitted by mike hawk
A i d s
Alcohol indused dizzy spells
submitted by mono
A Russell
A man with a big butt (and typically thinks that he is all that)
submitted by meeee!
A-Doi
Highest level (hottest girl) *see Doi
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma
A-N-O-N
Anonymous Nonsensical Organization Noobs
submitted by Veleda
A-Yall
A Greeting in a homeboy styleee
submitted by Thomas James Durrant
A.F.I.
A Fat Infant
A.i.d.s
Alcohol in da system
submitted by East drift massive
A.S.S.
Attention seeking susan. officialy refering to my mates old girlfriend but can always be referred to as. attention seeking sexual or actualy sexy submarines...can be said like "that guys such an ass"
submitted by blak jack
A.T.F
Afraid To Fart
submitted by JK
A.T.F (Afraid To Fart)
A condition where you feel the need to fart but fear you might poop your pants.
submitted by {}={}AVOC
Aaah! My Groin!
Favourite sentence. Randomly said when you're hurt, even if its nowhere near your groin
submitted by Steveeee the Ninjaaaa
Aaawwubbis!
[uh-WOO-bis] A cry of surprise.
submitted by Keera CULLEN
Abberder
(abba - der) F**k off I don't understand so leave me alone
submitted by toblerone and twix
Abe Lincoln
Ejaculating on someones face then shaving their pubes and sticking them to their face.
submitted by arse
ablot
Someone that is majorly fat
submitted by anonymous chick
Ablot Rinds
The most disgusting food dish you ever tasted. Usually consists of fat.
submitted by Walalala
Abomination
Totally wrong!
submitted by Skater_gal
Absessed
Being obsessed with abs
submitted by the squishable one
Absofugginnada
Response to whats up/happening
submitted by CCAARRIIEE
Absofugginnada
Response to whats up/happening - "Absolutely f**king nothing"
submitted by Loren Maguire
Absoludicrous
Completely ridiculous
submitted by Brandt
Absolumaybe
Answer to question
submitted by claire
Absolutrific
Response to - How do you feel?
submitted by Loren Maguire
Abugawug-Ah!
To be said in a menacing tone in order to scare someone shitless.
submitted by Lizzie and Sarah (Rosie said it)
Accipe Hoc
"Take that!" in latin. Pronounced {ass-ih-pay hawk}
submitted by Keera CULLEN
Adorabahevenhoobendurgen
Bug
submitted by samantha marie gloria kr. jesus
Adorkable
When someone is being really cute, but also a total dork.
submitted by Aimee
Aeight
"Philly slang. Means "Alright" or "OK". If someone asks you "Do you think she is cute?", you say "She aeight"
submitted by YO-YO
Aflabajabawickiewoo
A word used to break a awkward silence, or can be used as a random come-back!
submitted by Jaybee
After alco burn
When you get a burnt throat and you have to drink gallons and galllons of beer to cool it down. (see also alco spark)
submitted by cozza cha
Agg
Super cool, not ripping off others style and gettin trendy. Also phrased as "Aggro Cragg"
submitted by Bilbo the destroyer
Agit
An Agit is a person who is not gay but acts it
submitted by Chits
Agnus
frontal wedgie
submitted by Katie
Aguamoose
Verb: To engage in nuptual activity. Also, a call to identify if there is anyone in the house engaged in said activity. (The correct response to this is 'Mooseagua'.)
submitted by Kingjellybean
Ahhhhh..Shizzle-Nizzle
When you want to do it but you can't
submitted by VodKatoAst
AIDS
Anal Injected Death Syndrome
submitted by zach craft
Airplane Blonde
"Someone who has bleached/dyed hair - but still has a "black box"."
submitted by Sadam Insane
AJ
Ass Jacker
submitted by Pepi&emma
Al-Doi
Girl would be hot and do-able with some alcohol
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma
Alamak
"Oh My God" in Malay language
submitted by Ben Chao Wulala
Alazamboozle
A way of sying sh*t/f*ck in front of teachers/parents
submitted by Jimbob Joe
Alco spark
When someone sets their alcohol alight and drinks it
submitted by cozza cha
ALF
Alien Life Form
submitted by The Doctor
All
When something is all gone, i.e. The milk is all.
submitted by Phoust
All State
A person that thinks he is the best
submitted by Tanner Lorenz
Aloo me frate
Hello my friend
submitted by Claire Amy Laura Dean [Mackam Fags]
Amasslimated
being entirely intoxicated on a number of illicit substances
submitted by anon
Amazon
A really tall fit man or woman, who stands out of the crowd for their looks.
submitted by Leo
Ambalam
An ambulance
submitted by Ayesha
Ameeba
A large frontal lady fart
submitted by sisi and sasa from saaf london
Amul Baby Cock
A tiny penis. Based on the 'Amul Baby' mascot of the North Indian Amul Dairy Cooperative.
submitted by Lisa Lawrie
Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey
A monkey that lives up someones rectum!
submitted by Adam .A
And How!
I agree
submitted by Kyle
And you know what....have a nice day?
After all your b.s. I'm done with you, f**k off
submitted by michelle!! :)
Andhra Black Cobra
Either: 1. a very large penis, or 2. the deadly elapid serpent Naja naja madrasiensis.
submitted by Bhangra Girl
Angervate, angervated
"Very angry and agrevated, "You angervate me!"
submitted by irock
Angry Pirate
When you come in someone's eye, then kick them in the shin. The person then walks around like an angry pirate.
submitted by Don The paedo
Ankle Spanker
A guy that loves hitting on women to smell their feet.
submitted by Chris Welch
Ankle-biter
A baby or a small dog
submitted by ssajr
Annnnnd Sleeep
(hand motion of a talking puppet) A nice way of saying you are done shut up and get out of my face
submitted by heather :)
Anoos
The slang term for the anus
submitted by Buzza
Ant Eater
Its an uncircumzied penis
submitted by Hershal
Anton
When someone's voice breaks
submitted by Fenwick
Anus Turd Pounder
It's on the dollar menu at the state penitentiary.
submitted by 606337129
Any-Who
It is an easy way to transition from one conversation to an other like saying "any ways"
submitted by Andrew
Anyone Fuckoffee
As in "Anyone for coffee?". When your trying to tell someone to 'f**k off' without letting them know.
submitted by flobo
Apodyopsis
Mentally undressing someone
submitted by Brittany (:
Apol
In the event you are so good people call you an apol meaning "apologise now"
submitted by keena million
Appafugamuguffa
What you say when you do not understand something
Apple-Catchers
Big granny pants you can catch apples with
submitted by Basia
Aqua-freako
Major freak
submitted by hubba
Aquadextrous
The ability to turn your bathtub taps on and off with your feet
submitted by inkl
Aquatard
A careless or stupid boater or jet-skier
submitted by Rex
Aquind
When you're just getting to know someone as a friend but you're still acquaintances
submitted by Xena
Arabian Goggles
To put both of your testicles on someone's eyes while they are sleeping.
submitted by DUB
Arabian goggles
To get the arabian goggles would mean you got tea baged
submitted by anonymous
Arf
Stupid thing to say when you do something stupid
submitted by Sheepin
Arm clit
A stank p*ssy that smells like an arm pit
submitted by soulja boy
Aroo
"A sound made when someone says something to grab your attention... kind of like "what?" except you go "Aroo?"
submitted by Jackie
Arse Biscuit
When failing at a task this phrase can be used
submitted by twat
Arse-trumpet
To fart loudly to the similar sound of a trumpet
submitted by james
Artard
A retarded way of saying retard
submitted by angie
Artist
Just a retard or a very screwed up person
submitted by Crooked Ronnie
Ashblah
A word for a crazy blonde girl
submitted by Ashblah
Ashcolay
When you really want something to happen
submitted by oginger
Ashy Larry
A person who refuses to lotion after a shower. An ashy, or crusty looking person.
submitted by sy
Asi
To be said when you and someone else say the same thing at the same time
submitted by Emzi
Asinine
(As-I-Nine) Absurd
submitted by johnson
Ass backwards
When something is retarded or doesn't make sense
submitted by BrittBratt
Ass Bandit
A general term for a bummer
submitted by Adam .A
Ass crawler
Someone who doesn't just sniff asses but then continues to crawl up them
submitted by Karakazov
Ass Dweller
Someone who always seems to be living in your ass! Everywhere you go they're right behind you
submitted by J69
Ass goblin
A gay bitch (dude)
submitted by andrew
Ass Hot Spankable
Really freakin hot. Used in the movie "I robot"
submitted by sniperace777
Ass pirate
Someone who anally rapes
submitted by Karakazov
Ass-a-be-Jammer
One who ass jams
submitted by USSJAnge
Assclown
An idiot in its ultimate form
submitted by Karakazov
Assclown
A person that enjoys clowning with asses, to be used as an insult.
submitted by cap'n jazz
Asscrust
Calling someone the crust of one's ass
submitted by carebear
Assemisstic
Being negative with an ass hole attitude
submitted by Ritchie
Assgasket
The protective paper that you put on the toilet seat before you sit.
submitted by ronnie
Assgoblin
When a guy grabs a bunch of girls asses
submitted by The griffin
Asshat
Insult to be given playfully, along lines of Asshole but never serious
submitted by Sally
Asshat
Someone who clearly has their head stuck up their butt
submitted by Ross
Asshole Face
Affectionate term for close friends or to be used with close friends when referring to someone stupid.
submitted by Unit
AssHoleShits
Disliked people that you work with. Sounds like associates.
submitted by mr_l3londe
Assjack
A dumbass
submitted by KennyM!
Assploded
A really massive dump or bad case of the runs
submitted by Corey
Asstag
1) To quickly touch or tag a person on the rear.
submitted by anonymous
Asteroid
What hemorrhoids should be called! (So, that would make a proctologist an astronaut)
submitted by Mt. Russmore
Auilite
the little amount of dirt that refuses to enter the dustpan when doing the gardening
submitted by beeps
Aunt Flo [came to visit]
It's code for a girls period. It also makes for a good inside joke.
submitted by Jolene and discovered by Lucinda
Aussie Kiss
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
Austinawesome
A response to "what's up"
submitted by anonymous
Automagically
When something happens automatically as if by magic (for techno-phobes)
submitted by Rhiannon
Avec douche
French for "with shower". Used for anything, a conversation starter or filler
submitted by Claire Amy Laura Dean [Mackam Fags]
Awefreakingsome
Excited, happier than happy
submitted by emy
Awesomastical
Awesome + Fantastic
submitted by J-Lo
Awesomeness
The essence of awesome: the most awesome; the better of awesome
submitted by Ping
Awesomesauce
You're awesome, you're even more awesome, you're.. awesomesauce!
submitted by anonymous
Awesometabulous
Awesome + fabulous
submitted by Wolfy
Awesometastcial
Something is really awesome or cool and you just have to use something stronger than awesome or cool e.g, "Mayhem was super awesometastical!"
submitted by juggalette-e
Aye rights
Charv for yes, used by "normal" people to piss off Charvs by stealing their vocabulary
submitted by Claire Amy Laura Dean [Mackam Fags]
Aye Your Mea
Pronounced "I your mea" (sheep sound). It refers to slagging off one friend's mother.
submitted by Jackie Anne
Aye-yup
(pronounced, ay-yoop) How are ya, usually answered by cobbly-jonka
submitted by JoshMars
Ayer
To get drunk i.e ''im gunna get AYER tonight''
submitted by Laybourne
Burger Eater
Another word for lesbian
submitted by devo n tasha
Fiddlesticks
Awww man / ahh crap
submitted by jbieber007
Forest
Another word for a hairy fanny
submitted by devo n tasha n dawn
Gammy/Gammies
A blow job/blow jobs
submitted by hayley baby
Moo Point
If something is un-important for the time being it is a moo point
submitted by ciaran
Ringa Dinga Boing Boing
A phrase used by me and my sister to describe bigger women
submitted by kerry
Rrumple-stil-skin
When your penis curls into a ball
submitted by Koe0nkneyhm!