Funny words beginning with A

-age

Add this to the end of your words for funny emphasis! Example: glugage, suckage, boobage, walkage
submitted by bobo

A bottle of ass

Something that tastes awful. ie "Yuck! This tastes like a bottle of ass!"
submitted by KennyM!

A case of the skitters

A case of diarhea
submitted by mike hawk

A i d s

Alcohol indused dizzy spells
submitted by mono

A Russell

A man with a big butt (and typically thinks that he is all that)
submitted by meeee!

A-Doi

Highest level (hottest girl) *see Doi
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma

A-N-O-N

Anonymous Nonsensical Organization Noobs
submitted by Veleda

A-Yall

A Greeting in a homeboy styleee
submitted by Thomas James Durrant

A.F.I.

A Fat Infant

A.i.d.s

Alcohol in da system
submitted by East drift massive

A.S.S.

Attention seeking susan. officialy refering to my mates old girlfriend but can always be referred to as. attention seeking sexual or actualy sexy submarines...can be said like "that guys such an ass"
submitted by blak jack

A.T.F

Afraid To Fart
submitted by JK

A.T.F (Afraid To Fart)

A condition where you feel the need to fart but fear you might poop your pants.
submitted by {}={}AVOC

Aaah! My Groin!

Favourite sentence. Randomly said when you're hurt, even if its nowhere near your groin
submitted by Steveeee the Ninjaaaa

Aaawwubbis!

[uh-WOO-bis] A cry of surprise.
submitted by Keera CULLEN

Abberder

(abba - der) F**k off I don't understand so leave me alone
submitted by toblerone and twix

Abe Lincoln

Ejaculating on someones face then shaving their pubes and sticking them to their face.
submitted by arse

ablot

Someone that is majorly fat
submitted by anonymous chick

Ablot Rinds

The most disgusting food dish you ever tasted. Usually consists of fat.
submitted by Walalala

Abomination

Totally wrong!
submitted by Skater_gal

Absessed

Being obsessed with abs
submitted by the squishable one

Absofugginnada

Response to whats up/happening
submitted by CCAARRIIEE

Absofugginnada

Response to whats up/happening - "Absolutely f**king nothing"
submitted by Loren Maguire

Absoludicrous

Completely ridiculous
submitted by Brandt

Absolumaybe

Answer to question
submitted by claire

Absolutrific

Response to - How do you feel?
submitted by Loren Maguire

Abugawug-Ah!

To be said in a menacing tone in order to scare someone shitless.
submitted by Lizzie and Sarah (Rosie said it)

Accipe Hoc

"Take that!" in latin. Pronounced {ass-ih-pay hawk}
submitted by Keera CULLEN

Adorabahevenhoobendurgen

Bug
submitted by samantha marie gloria kr. jesus

Adorkable

When someone is being really cute, but also a total dork.
submitted by Aimee

Aeight

"Philly slang. Means "Alright" or "OK". If someone asks you "Do you think she is cute?", you say "She aeight"
submitted by YO-YO

Aflabajabawickiewoo

A word used to break a awkward silence, or can be used as a random come-back!
submitted by Jaybee

After alco burn

When you get a burnt throat and you have to drink gallons and galllons of beer to cool it down. (see also alco spark)
submitted by cozza cha

Agg

Super cool, not ripping off others style and gettin trendy. Also phrased as "Aggro Cragg"
submitted by Bilbo the destroyer

Agit

An Agit is a person who is not gay but acts it
submitted by Chits

Agnus

frontal wedgie
submitted by Katie

Aguamoose

Verb: To engage in nuptual activity. Also, a call to identify if there is anyone in the house engaged in said activity. (The correct response to this is 'Mooseagua'.)
submitted by Kingjellybean

Ahhhhh..Shizzle-Nizzle

When you want to do it but you can't
submitted by VodKatoAst

AIDS

Anal Injected Death Syndrome
submitted by zach craft

Airplane Blonde

"Someone who has bleached/dyed hair - but still has a "black box"."
submitted by Sadam Insane

AJ

Ass Jacker
submitted by Pepi&emma

Al-Doi

Girl would be hot and do-able with some alcohol
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma

Alamak

"Oh My God" in Malay language
submitted by Ben Chao Wulala

Alazamboozle

A way of sying sh*t/f*ck in front of teachers/parents
submitted by Jimbob Joe

Alco spark

When someone sets their alcohol alight and drinks it
submitted by cozza cha

ALF

Alien Life Form
submitted by The Doctor

All

When something is all gone, i.e. The milk is all.
submitted by Phoust

All State

A person that thinks he is the best
submitted by Tanner Lorenz

Aloo me frate

Hello my friend
submitted by Claire Amy Laura Dean [Mackam Fags]

Amasslimated

being entirely intoxicated on a number of illicit substances
submitted by anon

Amazon

A really tall fit man or woman, who stands out of the crowd for their looks.
submitted by Leo

Ambalam

An ambulance
submitted by Ayesha

Ameeba

A large frontal lady fart
submitted by sisi and sasa from saaf london

Amul Baby Cock

A tiny penis. Based on the 'Amul Baby' mascot of the North Indian Amul Dairy Cooperative.
submitted by Lisa Lawrie

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

A monkey that lives up someones rectum!
submitted by Adam .A

And How!

I agree
submitted by Kyle

And you know what....have a nice day?

After all your b.s. I'm done with you, f**k off
submitted by michelle!! :)

Andhra Black Cobra

Either: 1. a very large penis, or 2. the deadly elapid serpent Naja naja madrasiensis.
submitted by Bhangra Girl

Angervate, angervated

"Very angry and agrevated, "You angervate me!"
submitted by irock

Angry Pirate

When you come in someone's eye, then kick them in the shin. The person then walks around like an angry pirate.
submitted by Don The paedo

Ankle Spanker

A guy that loves hitting on women to smell their feet.
submitted by Chris Welch

Ankle-biter

A baby or a small dog
submitted by ssajr

Annnnnd Sleeep

(hand motion of a talking puppet) A nice way of saying you are done shut up and get out of my face
submitted by heather :)

Anoos

The slang term for the anus
submitted by Buzza

Ant Eater

Its an uncircumzied penis
submitted by Hershal

Anton

When someone's voice breaks
submitted by Fenwick

Anus Turd Pounder

It's on the dollar menu at the state penitentiary.
submitted by 606337129

Any-Who

It is an easy way to transition from one conversation to an other like saying "any ways"
submitted by Andrew

Anyone Fuckoffee

As in "Anyone for coffee?". When your trying to tell someone to 'f**k off' without letting them know.
submitted by flobo

Apodyopsis

Mentally undressing someone
submitted by Brittany (:

Apol

In the event you are so good people call you an apol meaning "apologise now"
submitted by keena million

Appafugamuguffa

What you say when you do not understand something

Apple-Catchers

Big granny pants you can catch apples with
submitted by Basia

Aqua-freako

Major freak
submitted by hubba

Aquadextrous

The ability to turn your bathtub taps on and off with your feet
submitted by inkl

Aquatard

A careless or stupid boater or jet-skier
submitted by Rex

Aquind

When you're just getting to know someone as a friend but you're still acquaintances
submitted by Xena

Arabian Goggles

To put both of your testicles on someone's eyes while they are sleeping.
submitted by DUB

Arabian goggles

To get the arabian goggles would mean you got tea baged
submitted by anonymous

Arf

Stupid thing to say when you do something stupid
submitted by Sheepin

Arm clit

A stank p*ssy that smells like an arm pit
submitted by soulja boy

Aroo

"A sound made when someone says something to grab your attention... kind of like "what?" except you go "Aroo?"
submitted by Jackie

Arse Biscuit

When failing at a task this phrase can be used
submitted by twat

Arse-trumpet

To fart loudly to the similar sound of a trumpet
submitted by james

Artard

A retarded way of saying retard
submitted by angie

Artist

Just a retard or a very screwed up person
submitted by Crooked Ronnie

Ashblah

A word for a crazy blonde girl
submitted by Ashblah

Ashcolay

When you really want something to happen
submitted by oginger

Ashy Larry

A person who refuses to lotion after a shower. An ashy, or crusty looking person.
submitted by sy

Asi

To be said when you and someone else say the same thing at the same time
submitted by Emzi

Asinine

(As-I-Nine) Absurd
submitted by johnson

Ass backwards

When something is retarded or doesn't make sense
submitted by BrittBratt

Ass Bandit

A general term for a bummer
submitted by Adam .A

Ass crawler

Someone who doesn't just sniff asses but then continues to crawl up them
submitted by Karakazov

Ass Dweller

Someone who always seems to be living in your ass! Everywhere you go they're right behind you
submitted by J69

Ass goblin

A gay bitch (dude)
submitted by andrew

Ass Hot Spankable

Really freakin hot. Used in the movie "I robot"
submitted by sniperace777

Ass pirate

Someone who anally rapes
submitted by Karakazov

Ass-a-be-Jammer

One who ass jams
submitted by USSJAnge

Assclown

An idiot in its ultimate form
submitted by Karakazov

Assclown

A person that enjoys clowning with asses, to be used as an insult.
submitted by cap'n jazz

Asscrust

Calling someone the crust of one's ass
submitted by carebear

Assemisstic

Being negative with an ass hole attitude
submitted by Ritchie

Assgasket

The protective paper that you put on the toilet seat before you sit.
submitted by ronnie

Assgoblin

When a guy grabs a bunch of girls asses
submitted by The griffin

Asshat

Insult to be given playfully, along lines of Asshole but never serious
submitted by Sally

Asshat

Someone who clearly has their head stuck up their butt
submitted by Ross

Asshole Face

Affectionate term for close friends or to be used with close friends when referring to someone stupid.
submitted by Unit

AssHoleShits

Disliked people that you work with. Sounds like associates.
submitted by mr_l3londe

Assjack

A dumbass
submitted by KennyM!

Assploded

A really massive dump or bad case of the runs
submitted by Corey

Asstag

1) To quickly touch or tag a person on the rear.
submitted by anonymous

Asteroid

What hemorrhoids should be called! (So, that would make a proctologist an astronaut)
submitted by Mt. Russmore

Astralagus

An expression of being done with someone
submitted by Hareem

Auilite

the little amount of dirt that refuses to enter the dustpan when doing the gardening
submitted by beeps

Aunt Flo [came to visit]

It's code for a girls period. It also makes for a good inside joke.
submitted by Jolene and discovered by Lucinda

Aussie Kiss

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

Austinawesome

A response to "what's up"
submitted by anonymous

Automagically

When something happens automatically as if by magic (for techno-phobes)
submitted by Rhiannon

Avec douche

French for "with shower". Used for anything, a conversation starter or filler
submitted by Claire Amy Laura Dean [Mackam Fags]

Awefreakingsome

Excited, happier than happy
submitted by emy

Awesomastical

Awesome + Fantastic
submitted by J-Lo

Awesomeness

The essence of awesome: the most awesome; the better of awesome
submitted by Ping

Awesomesauce

You're awesome, you're even more awesome, you're.. awesomesauce!
submitted by anonymous

Awesometabulous

Awesome + fabulous
submitted by Wolfy

Awesometastcial

Something is really awesome or cool and you just have to use something stronger than awesome or cool e.g, "Mayhem was super awesometastical!"
submitted by juggalette-e

Aye rights

Charv for yes, used by "normal" people to piss off Charvs by stealing their vocabulary
submitted by Claire Amy Laura Dean [Mackam Fags]

Aye Your Mea

Pronounced "I your mea" (sheep sound). It refers to slagging off one friend's mother.
submitted by Jackie Anne

Aye-yup

(pronounced, ay-yoop) How are ya, usually answered by cobbly-jonka
submitted by JoshMars

Ayer

To get drunk i.e ''im gunna get AYER tonight''
submitted by Laybourne

Azzcatiika

This is so much fun let’s keep doing it.
submitted by Amanda gray

Burger Eater

Another word for lesbian
submitted by devo n tasha

Fiddlesticks

Awww man / ahh crap
submitted by jbieber007

Forest

Another word for a hairy fanny
submitted by devo n tasha n dawn

Gammy/Gammies

A blow job/blow jobs
submitted by hayley baby

Moo Point

If something is un-important for the time being it is a moo point
submitted by ciaran

Ringa Dinga Boing Boing

A phrase used by me and my sister to describe bigger women
submitted by kerry

Rrumple-stil-skin

When your penis curls into a ball
submitted by Koe0nkneyhm!