Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with J

J-Box
More socially acceptable than juice box
submitted by Steven
J-ism
An art form using white paint rather in nthe form of cubism dating back to the nineth century
submitted by spode
Jabam
It is a word that you can say giving emphasis to something that happens in your favor
submitted by XxDannixX
Jabberwockey
A person who says something and tries to be funny, bu sadly makes no sense and is a complete dumbass.
submitted by tam tam
Jableebles
Used to express shock or dismay
submitted by Charli
Jabroni
Is really an Italian profanity. It is slang for "ass hole" or "dumb ass"
submitted by phAnt0m 5p1d0r
JACK!!!
To be shouted at people from fast moving cars.
submitted by Drew
Jack and the beanstalk
A pothead with his weed plant.
submitted by SillyDaniel
Jack Russel
Used to describe any breed of dog, both canine and exceptionally ugly females
submitted by Koko the abused monkey
Jack-in-a-cupboard
When you shut the door of a cupboard really quickly and with stuff leaning against the door, to prevent yourself getting the blame for the stuff falling out and smashing.
submitted by ^her^
Jacked
To steal
submitted by EdWayne
Jackie Degs
Legs
submitted by Jon Aston, Walsall
Jafacian
A fake Jamaican, basically someone that thinks they are Jamaican but they're just chatting bum, e/g Hes a Jafaican
submitted by Danthemantrunley
Jaffa
It means something really good (ie 'That's well jaffa') mainly to be used when talking about an attractive person (ie 'he/she's a bit of a jaffa'). Can be used as a term of affection towards friends and basically just means someone tasty
submitted by operation ivy
Jagwacker
Someone who plays with themself a lot
submitted by a G
Jahugeuan
Very very big
submitted by therk
Jaja
Mexican for haha
submitted by ~Kizzara~
Jajaja
Mexican laughter (hahaha) but pronounce the J
submitted by not telling
Jalk
Jay-walk
submitted by jesus
Jam
A very wonderful mixture of all things sexually entertaining that's usually stuffed into a very attractive jar
submitted by jamzilla
Jam Rag
A sanatry towel
submitted by Jimi 89
Jam rag
Sanitry towel
submitted by Google
Jam Sandwich
A fat red head
submitted by belid
Jambulicious
Use it to be sarcastic with someone that is nerdy/geeky to you. They'll think you're calling them delicious, but you're NOT.
submitted by trinett
Jamima
Vagina
submitted by anon
Jamolt
A dumbass
submitted by mike hunt
Jamone
Come on
submitted by b-man
Jamtard
An individual who ruins the fun of others.
submitted by Nicole
Jank
Trashy, stupid, mean
submitted by Cooliott
Jankrow
A faker, someone who's nothing pretending to be hard
submitted by G
Janky
Wonky
submitted by Sally
Janky
If you did something and you're not good at it, you're janky. Or the turn you made was janky.
submitted by king shit
Janky
Contrary to a previous post it actually means you're a Jinx or bad luck.
submitted by Rue Harrell
Japarang Schpadangdang
A derogatory exclamation, commonly used by rednecks/hillbillies/whatever. My brother and I made it up. Anytime we come by some hick-ish white people, we simply whisper "Japarang Schpadangdang"
submitted by Ari.
Jarlicker
Lesbian
submitted by Alicia Rachael
Jarmello
Jell-O marshmallow!
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Jawjappin
When a person is talking mad crap behind your back
submitted by Vaginal Infectiooon
Jawn
Anything is a jawn. eg "Hey, pass me that jawn right there"
submitted by sway
JD
A dj that doesnt quite get the audiance they want, like the ones at your wedding. Crap and outrageus
submitted by cozza cha
Je m'en fous!
"I don't give a f**k!!!" Say it with your head held high and fingers flashing
submitted by Ze Mole
Jebhead
Another word for an annoying person e.g. "What a jebhead"
submitted by josh b
Jebtastic
When something is well ace
submitted by josh b
Jeet
"Did you eat?"
submitted by irishmissie
Jeez-Louise!
Said in moments of frustration (as opposed to “jesus christ!”)
submitted by kelli xXx
Jehoysberg
A college
submitted by Heather
Jelbend
Fool; Stupid
submitted by Doraa
Jelly
An extremely sexy person who deserves lots of loving.
submitted by Paul Gonzalez
Jelly Whacker
Someone who masterbates too much
submitted by James
Jenkey
A load of sluts!
submitted by Spug-dig-donk
Jergenwipers
A phrase when you want to call someone and idiot but you're too mad at them to think of just the right word
submitted by ethan johnston
Jesi
Plural of Jesus
submitted by natjesusdude
Jesus Sandals
Flip-flops
submitted by becky
Jesus Sandals
Used for a flip-flops or opened toed sandals. See also Desert Wellies
submitted by anon
Jewed
When you get screwed or ripped off
submitted by tad kilmer
Jeweled
Drunk and high . . .at the same time
submitted by jally
Jewish
Something sucks or something is gay
submitted by jared
Jewish Porkpie
Very Rare
submitted by .:Azzar:.
Jezza
Joint/Weed
submitted by Komo
Jha-da
Means "f*cker" in the Tibetan language
submitted by Mr,Rongong
JibbaJabba
As in "shut yow jibbajabba"
submitted by flid(:
Jibble-Bibbled
The act of hitting someones breasts so that they wobble
submitted by Anon
Jiggle Jenny
A broad with big ol' titties!
submitted by Mac Dre
Jikky Jive
A dance consisting of only the hands and nipples
submitted by Ty
Jim Bob
Have a laugh
submitted by LOpez Gomez
Jimmied
When you leave someone by them self. eg "Oh my god that boy over there is jimmied!" or "Yeah the date was no good so I just jimmied her"
submitted by mazooza
Jimmy
To kiss. eg. "Ewww I just jimmied that wickedly ugly fag"
submitted by anonymous
Jimmy
To force open or break into. eg "Yeah I just Jimmied the door to that car and went for a joy ride"
submitted by Patrick O
Jimmy Riddle
I need a jimmy riddle means i need a wee
submitted by aimee
Jimmy Floyd
To have a wank, as in 'he's havin' a Jimmy Floyd' (from the name Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank)
submitted by Johnny Nocash
Jimmy Hat
A condom for your little Jimmy
submitted by Deluxe
Jimmy Hat
A condom.
submitted by M&M-K
Jimmy-Wally-Plonka
A very idiotic person
submitted by lozzzza
Jinglie
A person from the asian subcontinent, refering to the way they shake their heads as if a small bell was in it, as they speak
submitted by TJ
Jinkies!
O M F G !
submitted by FunaiDewd
Jismatic
On the same lines as orgasmic
submitted by madbird
Jitterbug
When you feel like dancing! e.g. "I want to jitterbug with you"
submitted by chazmeister
Jive Ass Turkey
One bad mother
submitted by funk e steve
Jizzster
To be a part of a gang of chronic masturbaters
submitted by Ty
Joan Ah
"Do you own a...?"
submitted by David
Jobbernowl
Also spelled "jabbernowl", this is a good old Tudor-period word for a foolish, empty-headed person. No one knows for sure what jobber means, but nowl is an old English dialect word for the top of a person’s head.
submitted by Jen
Jobby Jabber
A homosexual male act!
submitted by Kidney Thief
Jock
Gay
submitted by darren
Jock
Like when somone is bugging you, you say "Get off my jock", or "Stop Jocking me Kid."
submitted by Quick
Johanna
Do you wanna?
submitted by Sean and Cathal
Joinked
High/crazy
submitted by Angel
Jokeshop
Someone who is a scruff and deserves to be laughed at
submitted by key key
Jola
A person who is so drunk they don't know their name isn't Jola. Used in a phrase "What a jola!" or "Oh no he's turning into a Jola" or "Oh no, I was such a JOLA last night aghh....!"
submitted by Jones
Jolly Rogerin'
To give a sexual pounding to your old lady
submitted by Mitch
Jonny no stars
A McDonalds employee who is rubbish at their job and henceforth have no stars on their badge
submitted by pretty_in_pink :-)
Joo
A person who states the obvious just to say something
submitted by bikerballs
Joshing
Just joking
submitted by SecksMuffin
Joygasm
Like an orgasm but without the sex
submitted by chris
Ju baager
Selfish or arrogant
submitted by keira leonard
Ju ju
Fart
submitted by Ema
Jualaba
When you do a poo, but when you wipe they is no trace that you ever did it. As when you look at the bog roll it is still white. {A Clean Poo}
submitted by нαиα!!!!!! --- вυтт_˘яυѕтιєѕ@нσт
Jubalishis
To be stupid or lazy
submitted by Holly
Jubb nuts
See winnits and dangleberries - the dried lumps of faecees that cling to the hairs around the arse
submitted by core_confusion
Jubbly Wubbs
Large breasts - eg: "Man she's got some great jubbly wubbs"
submitted by Curly Wurly
Judasssss
Used when something is out of control. Ex: if it is really hot outside...you'd say "JUDASSSS"
submitted by Lou Ann Meisod
Judianity
The hip name for Judaism
submitted by I-Hate-christmas!
Juekie
Anything nasty that could make someone want to throw up..for example snot dripping down someones face
submitted by JMAC
JuhLopenoes
Cracker version of Jalapenos
submitted by † Pope Ty †™
Juice
Beer
submitted by Caitlin
Juice fags
People who bring juice bags for lunch, then bust them on the ground
submitted by KennyM!
Jujy
A piece of candy.
submitted by Daniel
Juke
Same as the four letter "F" word. i.e. - "Was she trying to juke you last night?"
submitted by easttexas937
Jularious
F**king hilarious
submitted by Sabrina
Jumber Loo
Crazy person
submitted by katie leeeee
Jumbily Whoppers
Rather large boobs
submitted by moi
Jump bones
Have sex
submitted by Turquoise
Jumpabonable
totally screwable
submitted by Stacey
Junk
The whole package...down there.
submitted by Jake-Dogg
Junky (or junky-junky)
A word my brother made up meaning "stupid" or "rubbish". Eg. "He's so junky at football."
submitted by Stargirl
Jussis
(yuh-sis) South African exclamation like "wow".
submitted by cassie