Funny words beginning with J

J-Box

More socially acceptable than juice box
submitted by Steven

J-ism

An art form using white paint rather in nthe form of cubism dating back to the nineth century
submitted by spode

Jabam

It is a word that you can say giving emphasis to something that happens in your favor
submitted by XxDannixX

Jabberwockey

A person who says something and tries to be funny, bu sadly makes no sense and is a complete dumbass.
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Jableebles

Used to express shock or dismay
submitted by Charli

Jabroni

Is really an Italian profanity. It is slang for "ass hole" or "dumb ass"
submitted by phAnt0m 5p1d0r

JACK!!!

To be shouted at people from fast moving cars.
submitted by Drew

Jack and the beanstalk

A pothead with his weed plant.
submitted by SillyDaniel

Jack Russel

Used to describe any breed of dog, both canine and exceptionally ugly females
submitted by Koko the abused monkey

Jack-in-a-cupboard

When you shut the door of a cupboard really quickly and with stuff leaning against the door, to prevent yourself getting the blame for the stuff falling out and smashing.
submitted by ^her^

Jacked

To steal
submitted by EdWayne

Jackie Degs

Legs
submitted by Jon Aston, Walsall

Jafacian

A fake Jamaican, basically someone that thinks they are Jamaican but they're just chatting bum, e/g Hes a Jafaican
submitted by Danthemantrunley

Jaffa

It means something really good (ie 'That's well jaffa') mainly to be used when talking about an attractive person (ie 'he/she's a bit of a jaffa'). Can be used as a term of affection towards friends and basically just means someone tasty
submitted by operation ivy

Jagwacker

Someone who plays with themself a lot
submitted by a G

Jahugeuan

Very very big
submitted by therk

Jaja

Mexican for haha
submitted by ~Kizzara~

Jajaja

Mexican laughter (hahaha) but pronounce the J
submitted by not telling

Jalk

Jay-walk
submitted by jesus

Jam

A very wonderful mixture of all things sexually entertaining that's usually stuffed into a very attractive jar
submitted by jamzilla

Jam Rag

A sanatry towel
submitted by Jimi 89

Jam rag

Sanitry towel
submitted by Google

Jam Sandwich

A fat red head
submitted by belid

Jambulicious

Use it to be sarcastic with someone that is nerdy/geeky to you. They'll think you're calling them delicious, but you're NOT.
submitted by trinett

Jamima

Vagina
submitted by anon

Jamolt

A dumbass
submitted by mike hunt

Jamone

Come on
submitted by b-man

Jamtard

An individual who ruins the fun of others.
submitted by Nicole

Jank

Trashy, stupid, mean
submitted by Cooliott

Jankrow

A faker, someone who's nothing pretending to be hard
submitted by G

Janky

Wonky
submitted by Sally

Janky

If you did something and you're not good at it, you're janky. Or the turn you made was janky.
submitted by king shit

Janky

Contrary to a previous post it actually means you're a Jinx or bad luck.
submitted by Rue Harrell

Japarang Schpadangdang

A derogatory exclamation, commonly used by rednecks/hillbillies/whatever. My brother and I made it up. Anytime we come by some hick-ish white people, we simply whisper "Japarang Schpadangdang"
submitted by Ari.

Jarlicker

Lesbian
submitted by Alicia Rachael

Jarmello

Jell-O marshmallow!
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Jawjappin

When a person is talking mad crap behind your back
submitted by Vaginal Infectiooon

Jawn

Anything is a jawn. eg "Hey, pass me that jawn right there"
submitted by sway

JD

A dj that doesnt quite get the audiance they want, like the ones at your wedding. Crap and outrageus
submitted by cozza cha

Je m'en fous!

"I don't give a f**k!!!" Say it with your head held high and fingers flashing
submitted by Ze Mole

Jebhead

Another word for an annoying person e.g. "What a jebhead"
submitted by josh b

Jebtastic

When something is well ace
submitted by josh b

Jeet

"Did you eat?"
submitted by irishmissie

Jeez-Louise!

Said in moments of frustration (as opposed to �jesus christ!�)
submitted by kelli xXx

Jehoysberg

A college
submitted by Heather

Jelbend

Fool; Stupid
submitted by Doraa

Jelly

An extremely sexy person who deserves lots of loving.
submitted by Paul Gonzalez

Jelly Whacker

Someone who masterbates too much
submitted by James

Jenkey

A load of sluts!
submitted by Spug-dig-donk

Jergenwipers

A phrase when you want to call someone and idiot but you're too mad at them to think of just the right word
submitted by ethan johnston

Jesi

Plural of Jesus
submitted by natjesusdude

Jesus Sandals

Flip-flops
submitted by becky

Jesus Sandals

Used for a flip-flops or opened toed sandals. See also Desert Wellies
submitted by anon

Jewed

When you get screwed or ripped off
submitted by tad kilmer

Jeweled

Drunk and high . . .at the same time
submitted by jally

Jewish

Something sucks or something is gay
submitted by jared

Jewish Porkpie

Very Rare
submitted by .:Azzar:.

Jezza

Joint/Weed
submitted by Komo

Jha-da

Means "f*cker" in the Tibetan language
submitted by Mr,Rongong

JibbaJabba

As in "shut yow jibbajabba"
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Jibble-Bibbled

The act of hitting someones breasts so that they wobble
submitted by Anon

Jiggle Jenny

A broad with big ol' titties!
submitted by Mac Dre

Jikky Jive

A dance consisting of only the hands and nipples
submitted by Ty

Jim Bob

Have a laugh
submitted by LOpez Gomez

Jimmied

When you leave someone by them self. eg "Oh my god that boy over there is jimmied!" or "Yeah the date was no good so I just jimmied her"
submitted by mazooza

Jimmy

To kiss. eg. "Ewww I just jimmied that wickedly ugly fag"
submitted by anonymous

Jimmy

To force open or break into. eg "Yeah I just Jimmied the door to that car and went for a joy ride"
submitted by Patrick O

Jimmy Riddle

I need a jimmy riddle means i need a wee
submitted by aimee

Jimmy Floyd

To have a wank, as in 'he's havin' a Jimmy Floyd' (from the name Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank)
submitted by Johnny Nocash

Jimmy Hat

A condom for your little Jimmy
submitted by Deluxe

Jimmy Hat

A condom.
submitted by M&M-K

Jimmy-Wally-Plonka

A very idiotic person
submitted by lozzzza

Jinglie

A person from the asian subcontinent, refering to the way they shake their heads as if a small bell was in it, as they speak
submitted by TJ

Jinkies!

O M F G !
submitted by FunaiDewd

Jismatic

On the same lines as orgasmic
submitted by madbird

Jitterbug

When you feel like dancing! e.g. "I want to jitterbug with you"
submitted by chazmeister

Jive Ass Turkey

One bad mother
submitted by funk e steve

Jizzster

To be a part of a gang of chronic masturbaters
submitted by Ty

Joan Ah

"Do you own a...?"
submitted by David

Jobbernowl

Also spelled "jabbernowl", this is a good old Tudor-period word for a foolish, empty-headed person. No one knows for sure what jobber means, but nowl is an old English dialect word for the top of a person�s head.
submitted by Jen

Jobby Jabber

A homosexual male act!
submitted by Kidney Thief

Jock

Gay
submitted by darren

Jock

Like when somone is bugging you, you say "Get off my jock", or "Stop Jocking me Kid."
submitted by Quick

Johanna

Do you wanna?
submitted by Sean and Cathal

Joinked

High/crazy
submitted by Angel

Jokeshop

Someone who is a scruff and deserves to be laughed at
submitted by key key

Jola

A person who is so drunk they don't know their name isn't Jola. Used in a phrase "What a jola!" or "Oh no he's turning into a Jola" or "Oh no, I was such a JOLA last night aghh....!"
submitted by Jones

Jolly Rogerin'

To give a sexual pounding to your old lady
submitted by Mitch

Jonny no stars

A McDonalds employee who is rubbish at their job and henceforth have no stars on their badge
submitted by pretty_in_pink :-)

Joo

A person who states the obvious just to say something
submitted by bikerballs

Joshing

Just joking
submitted by SecksMuffin

Joygasm

Like an orgasm but without the sex
submitted by chris

Ju baager

Selfish or arrogant
submitted by keira leonard

Ju ju

Fart
submitted by Ema

Jualaba

When you do a poo, but when you wipe they is no trace that you ever did it. As when you look at the bog roll it is still white. {A Clean Poo}
submitted by нαиα!!!!!! --- вυтт_�яυѕтιєѕ@нσт

Jubalishis

To be stupid or lazy
submitted by Holly

Jubb nuts

See winnits and dangleberries - the dried lumps of faecees that cling to the hairs around the arse
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Jubbly Wubbs

Large breasts - eg: "Man she's got some great jubbly wubbs"
submitted by Curly Wurly

Judasssss

Used when something is out of control. Ex: if it is really hot outside...you'd say "JUDASSSS"
submitted by Lou Ann Meisod

Judianity

The hip name for Judaism
submitted by I-Hate-christmas!

Juekie

Anything nasty that could make someone want to throw up..for example snot dripping down someones face
submitted by JMAC

JuhLopenoes

Cracker version of Jalapenos
submitted by � Pope Ty ��

Juice

Beer
submitted by Caitlin

Juice fags

People who bring juice bags for lunch, then bust them on the ground
submitted by KennyM!

Jujy

A piece of candy.
submitted by Daniel

Juke

Same as the four letter "F" word. i.e. - "Was she trying to juke you last night?"
submitted by easttexas937

Jularious

F**king hilarious
submitted by Sabrina

Jumber Loo

Crazy person
submitted by katie leeeee

Jumbily Whoppers

Rather large boobs
submitted by moi

Jump bones

Have sex
submitted by Turquoise

Jumpabonable

totally screwable
submitted by Stacey

Junk

The whole package...down there.
submitted by Jake-Dogg

Junky (or junky-junky)

A word my brother made up meaning "stupid" or "rubbish". Eg. "He's so junky at football."
submitted by Stargirl

Jussis

(yuh-sis) South African exclamation like "wow".
submitted by cassie