Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with R

Retard Attempting Poetry
submitted by MaDog
Random Boner Alert
submitted by Juju
Rapidly Deteriorating Conversation. When you are so high you can go from talking about space flight or the theory of relativity to acting and sounding like a seal
submitted by anonymous
Really Emotional Dumb Horny Emo Abusive Dude
submitted by meme
Rolls Over Belt - a fat person
submitted by Butlam
Random Pooing Incident
submitted by JO
Really ugly bitch!
submitted by Mo'nique
As in "I raccoon it's time to go to bed!"
submitted by Jon
Remedial Anglo Citizens Insisting on Systematic Tyranny
submitted by #facts
To rack someone- to kick them in the balls. WARNING Racking may be against penal codes. (Nudge, nudge, wink wink)
submitted by Kazer91
Colloquial word that means "to steal". eg "he racked the drinks"
submitted by Carlos English
To get into character for role playing
submitted by Nova
An urchin, sombody who dresses in rags
submitted by George
Crazy party
submitted by BEEF
That's mad
submitted by Drew
(as in she's such a rah/sloane..) Rich Arse Hole... use to be Royal and Hiers.
submitted by sarah.
To have sexual intercourse
submitted by the A-TRAIN
Rainbow stick
Colorful sick
submitted by Chewy
A substitute for lol - "Rolling Around Laughing My F**cking Ass Off"
submitted by Jammo
"(Ralphed, Ralphage) - To puke. eg "I am gonna ralph", "I drank so much I ralphed everywhere", "I produced some mad ralphage last nite"
submitted by kelli xXx
submitted by from estonia
submitted by Libby
"Rancid ho ("she is such a Ranch")"
submitted by Melissa
A way of describing a woman who can't stop being a cock tease
submitted by James
Random Arm
When you're lying side by side with your girlfriend and one or other of you has an arm that you don't quite know what to do with, or can't find a comfortable place to put it
submitted by Bellend
A weird person
submitted by petae & Trish & lib & flick & katy
Those people who arrive, usually drunk, in your flat at around 1am. They will criticise your general housekeeping skills while spilling beer all over your kitchen floor. Often they belong to some one eg 'Fred''s randoms' (for example).
submitted by Anon
Randoms. Usually refers to late night
submitted by anonymous
Same meaning as ginger (a red haired person). Comes from "orangutan"
submitted by Tom
Someone that has orange hair
submitted by Taylor blue
Something thats really crap
submitted by aimee
submitted by da wee farmer
Rap Up
Shut up
submitted by bob
When in the process or after beating someone. i.e That was some serious Rapage!!
submitted by Yma and Yug
Rape It.....Hard!
To do it very well
submitted by Buzza
Funny way of saying you wrecked someone. (Usually in a game)
submitted by Bora
Rars clart
Arse wipe
submitted by G
Raspberry Soccerball
A good word to describe someone you love. Can be used in place of honey, cutie, boo, or sweetie. I.e. "There's my raspberry soccerball!"
submitted by Keera CULLEN
Another word for a woman's front botty
submitted by bob
Whore or ugly (rat chick)
submitted by jimmy zombie
Rat Bush
A gross looking hair style for girls when their hair is normal looking in the front and all spiked up and messy on the back side (ex. "Eeww! look that girl has a rat bush")
submitted by Slang Tang Ninja
To get really drunk
submitted by kelli xXx
Rats Arse Mess
Somebody who has bad hair! "she looks a rats arse mess"
submitted by tray n lou
Used to say something is cool
submitted by Joe
For all the men out there... the unexplained and completely random boner
submitted by Raz
Re Re
Cute way of saying "retard"
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Nice way to tell someone they are acting retarded
submitted by Fabrizio
Down to earth person
submitted by Real
Red Dragon
Slapping your semi-errect penis across somebodys face
submitted by Ed Gauntlett
F**ckin ridiculous
submitted by britt and mason
Something that is unbelievable
submitted by Jeff Barnhart
Silly, rediculous
submitted by amber
Used when something bad happens/is said/done (ie. "aww reef!!")
submitted by abby babby
Generally a "Hello" term. Can take more e's till reeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
submitted by Jackie Anne
To fix something that someone else has messed up.
submitted by Rex
Coming back to life as a hillbilly
submitted by James
Being able to write with your left foot while playing a song to an apple with your ears
submitted by Ooberly Tooberloobie
When you are having way too much fun
submitted by Katerz and Curline
A remedial, someone who is slow on the uptake
submitted by Chesney B
Someone being an idiot - especially while driving. (Instead of flipping someone off, you just yell 'RENOB!')
submitted by AwsmSteve
A retard, reject, or idiot
submitted by Nattyboy420
A persons parents - Get it?
submitted by Nathan & TaZ
Said when someone gets snippy or gets short and snaps at you
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Complete and utter F**ktard
submitted by Tommyhol
Rescue Dummy
Someone who swims out to sea to impress a member of the opposite sex and ends up being rescued by a far more attracetive and intelligent lifeguard
submitted by Martez
Getting so drunk, everything just goes plain silly!
submitted by Loz
Retarded donkey block
A person who looks like a donkey who ran into a wall
submitted by jordan haris (i suffer from this desese)
Reverend Phelps
Pronunciation note: must generally be said in a frightened or urgent tone, even if it's whispered. This is used whenever comments about gayness (either male or female) come up, or to indicate subtly that someone is (or is acting) gay.
submitted by Kurasu
Reverse kanga
Sitting on a toilet backwards to leave skidmarks
submitted by iddqd
submitted by The one
Short form of diarrhea
submitted by Lobster bandit
Binoculars with a rhino attached
submitted by didley
The less attractive friend of the girl you are trying to pick up
submitted by ssajr
Taking turns calling each other names, normally done in sessions. winner moves on.
submitted by yer mommaa aka yer mom.(:
Rice Burner
A term used by muscle car owners to identify a foreign car from Japan such as a Nissan or Mistubishi
submitted by the big guy
Means to 'shag', and can be used as a way to talk about sex in front of parents! Enter 'shag' in predictive text and you'll understand!
submitted by Nathan & TaZ
Richard Cranium
A way to call someone a d***head without being vulgar (dick is short for richard and head is another word for cranium)
submitted by richard cranium
Worse than ridicules, unbelievable
submitted by schula
Absurd; preposterous; laughable
submitted by Jenelle
Change the dick to cock in ridiculus
submitted by Adam
Ride the cotton pony
A woman's period
submitted by KennyM!
submitted by Rachelll
Ridicule Jam
It means you pwn someone by attacking them with a good comeback
submitted by Dylan
Rididng the porcelin express
Hugging the toilet all night because you were puking
submitted by sierra
Utterly ridiculous/stupid
submitted by jenny
Stupid, crazy, incredible (it's a mixture of ridiculous and redundant)
submitted by Rosha
Ring Pirate
A gay person
submitted by Jamie Garrett
Ring-a-ding Kid
A guy with all money and no face. Proves the age-old belief that God really IS fair.
submitted by Zut
The morning after a curry that you regret, you hit the bog for a good half hour - the result of that horrible raw arse hole is.....RING-STING!
submitted by Chrisdarockstar
Out of control
submitted by Stripclubsanta
A Slag, from the ferry boats
submitted by key key
Road kill
Bloody ugly looking person!!! Resembles road kill!
submitted by MShan
Road Rage Dummy
A person who zig zags, passing cars at high rate of speed to next oncoming red light or a person who speeds continuously towards upcoming red lights
submitted by D Man
If someone really is hot and attractive, you can say "He's so roar!" But the pronounciation is more like: Ro-Aaaaar!
submitted by shnoob
Roast Beef Danglies
Another word for saggy or nasty vagina
submitted by Tito
Roast Ghost
A fart that is not suitable for vegetarians
submitted by Helsby
Wanker (im 14 and use it when describing people to my parents) named after a boy called robert who lives near me
submitted by Jamie Lee
Robin Hood's Bluff
Telling a fib
submitted by MIke
A machine in the early 90's thats gay and rapes
submitted by USSJAnge
" A random fit bloke - "rod at 11 o clock" or "I pulled a nice bit of rod last nite"
submitted by Niki
Rodeo style
Similar to "doggie style" but while on the "job" shout the wrong name and see how long you can stay on for
submitted by boredinbelgium
Worse than rank
submitted by sinister clothcat
To get drunk or smoked in the balls... as in.. man you got Rolf'd or... let's get Rolf'd tonight
submitted by Alex Kensgaard
Roller Pig
Someone really fat
submitted by killer kookiez
Fantastically romantic, very sweet (eg "Awwwww!! That movie is so romantastic!!")
submitted by anonymous
Room beats
To be shouted when in a room with mates and there's an unfortunate person that receives beats
submitted by lordthe
A long, thick, twisted and hairy type person
submitted by Mice
A Boner
submitted by BicBoi
Rot Bot
Bad smelling ass
submitted by jim
Rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco
submitted by Jessie
A word to be used to politely describe an overweight person
submitted by OISH KIRBIBBLE agent4815162342 ♥♥♥♥ LATE you all everybody!!! xD
Dick head
submitted by hannah and billie
Roy Keane
Someone who is so keen on getting a shag are known to be 'Roy'
submitted by bigstu
Royal Apple
A v. fit man!! ;)
submitted by xxPwetty Pwincessxx
Rusty Sulfur Butt...when you drop ass!
submitted by hottiebeshka
Short for retard
submitted by Natalie
A self-proclaimed retard.
submitted by ted
Rubba Dub Dubber
A gay person
submitted by KennyM!
A quick fumble eg. "Becky gave Eden a good rubbing!"
submitted by McDee
A quick fumble eg. "Bex & Eden had a good rubbing last night!!"
submitted by McDee
An awesome friendship! And inside joke!
submitted by Bega
A funny sounding word for a vegetable that's yellow!
submitted by Bega
Annoyance and bewilderment of the first degree. e.g "Ruddy-Nora tis raining in the wide blue yonder what is our fandabbydosy world!"
submitted by Flo!
Rude Boy
People that drive around pumpin out crappy dance music
submitted by adam
Very rude indeed.
submitted by Reno-kun
Ruffle Shuffle
Something worse than waddling; done by someone who is way too fat to even waddle properly
submitted by Kaytlyn
Ruffle some Feathers
Get into a fight.
submitted by Doug Keil
Rufus Rough-Cut
Person with a bad hair cut
submitted by rutter
Rug muncher
A lesbian
submitted by Christina
A ridiculously hairy ass
submitted by Benny J, London
A ridiculously hairy back
submitted by Benny J
A word that happily fits into any sentence to make it worth listening to
submitted by Claire Amy Laura [Mackam Vegetarians]
Rump Ranger
Another word to describe a gay person
submitted by sheite101
Vagina flaps
A fat female that looks nice, and with which you'd definately climb in to bed with
Run the Rugs
Simply means to vacuum the rugs
submitted by tylerb
Russian Snog
When someone sits on your face and tenses their ass muscles to try and butt kiss you
submitted by Adam. A
Rust cut
submitted by Rutter
Rusty Bacon Strips
Another word for a part of a womans vagina
submitted by Conor Keenan
Rusty Bullet Hole
The stage after two days of not wiping your arse.
submitted by Dr. Bumfluff
Rusty Lick
To lick someones asshole
submitted by meza the humble servant
Rusty Trombone
A term used to describe the act of a woman giving a man a reach around while eating out his butt ex. "Dude i met this chick the other night and she gave me a wickid rusty trombone"
submitted by Brain