Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with K

Cankles
Cross between calves and ankles. Fat people have these
submitted by anmada hugenkiss
K'tanked
Completely wasted
submitted by scplayer
K.M.A.P.S.I
Kicks More Ass Per Square Inch
submitted by bunghole warriors
KABOB
Like shish kebab, but it means that you just ate something that does not agree with your digestive system.....IT BURNSSS!! FEAR THE KABOB
submitted by Your Adams Apple
Kacper
Wierdo/Freak/Spaz E.g "You're such a Kacper"
submitted by Marcin Blaghski
Kafiltafish
To be cool and/or awesome
submitted by Billy and Adam
Kafuffin
Talking smack (he's talkin all a kafuffin)
submitted by im shatpank
Kagebers
A funny way of saying haha or lol
submitted by Christian
Kain
If something Kains, It hurts like a bitch.
submitted by michael
Kakson
Just another word for sh*t or it can be used as a form of abuse
submitted by Keith Mole
Kangol Kevin
Those young tracksuit Townie types who insist on proving how hard they are by hangin around the local KFC and staring at everyone and tearing up the boy racer circuit in an Escort RS turbo
submitted by CantBArsed
Kappa Slappa
Girls aged (14-40) who wear so much gel in their hair they need an environmental health warning and have permanent PMT and in sist on getting off with Kangol Kevin at any given chance
submitted by CantBArsed
Karacka
Emphasization of the word cracker. Reference to white trash
submitted by KrustyPoo
Katach
Very good
submitted by Vinnce
kataya
KaTYEah...who knows. When ninjas attack, they say this
submitted by Mickey Lee
Keef Jeefing
Masterbating
submitted by KennyM!
Keegdern
The COMPLETE opposite of a geek/nerd!
submitted by Joe Mama
Keeler Dude
To be used in place of cool - "that looks KEELER dude!"
submitted by ~Emily~
Keeping the Faith
On a particulary difficult shot in pool, or when someone drops a chip, etc. keeping the faith is said because you should never lose hope in someones ability to recover
submitted by Thomas James Durrant
Kelong
Is Singlish for match-fixing in soccer games
submitted by me
Ken & Sue
A fitty is Ken (10/10) & a minger is Sue (2/10)
submitted by Weever & Nora
Kerfuffle
When something goes wrong its all a kerfuffle
submitted by sheeky
Kess a ma
What's your problem? (in chinese)
submitted by allisyn chu
Kestrel
Use in place of grumpy or angry. eg “Oh, quit being such a Kestrel!”
submitted by GUD
Kewub
Gorgeous princess, heaven on earth
submitted by Matthew Jarman (Sexy)
Keya
Shut the Fu** up
submitted by bob billy joe
Kfish
Someone who is always right, no matter what the subject is
submitted by Alison
Kibbibble
It means nothing much, but you can say it after ouch ("ouch kibbibble") or just randomly whenever you feel the need.
submitted by Sarah
Kick Part the Starty
To get a party into action while drunk
submitted by Pablo
Kickin'
Means cool or wicked ("that was kickin'")
submitted by im shatpank
Kickstand
The thingy on the side of the chair to put the foot rest up or down
submitted by Jess bo bess
Kiddles
That unwanted affection from parents to kids at un-cool times
submitted by Unknown
Kief
Cool
submitted by Alfred
Kief
Cool
submitted by Faiza
Kifed
Another word for shagging
submitted by fark
Kifflin
Chillin; just hanging out
submitted by jesus
Kiki
Vagina
submitted by carla
Killer Bud
Weed/pot/marijuana
submitted by Masta Rasta**
Kimfonica
It's the short one worded way of saying "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" which is evidently worse...
submitted by Plasticspleen
Kimmeh
(pronounced kamm-eh) a foul odious person who although lacking in any social skills still considers themselves popular and sought after
submitted by Total_Carnage
King Vogo
A guy who doesnt even try to strike out. he just does
submitted by Ty
Kingil
Ass hole
submitted by darren
Kingish
A woman or man that you idolize. They take control with ease.
submitted by annjilla
Kinnon
Short version of saying ' Kidding On '.
submitted by Jack Logan
Kio
Love
submitted by osvaldo
Kirbibble
Nonsense, i.e"I don't need your kirbibble!"
submitted by Henry the Emo Kid is my BFF 4 8 15 16 23 42
Klackton/Klactonville
To be said when your getting pissed of by some one whos showing off their geography skills - you ask the which continent is klacton/klactonville is in
submitted by rax
Knicker Snot
The fluid from sexual contact
submitted by CyberGoth
Knicker Toaster
Another way to say Radiator
submitted by Oli
Knjich
When you want to say that somebody is a horse-but just joking-say 'knjich'
submitted by eowyn
Knobadge
Sexual intercourse in a rough uncaring manner
submitted by von
Knobjockey
A guy who rides knobs
submitted by Fluff: ruler of earth
Knokarama-Street
A cross between a soap opera and a porn film. e.g Channel 5 adult dramas
submitted by spode
Kodge
Another word for "mate"
submitted by neats45
Konrad
When someone goes completely over the top and/or gets violent
submitted by Fenwick
KooBa
Big Butt
submitted by Nunya
Kooch
Vagina
submitted by anon
Kosh
A weird kid
submitted by asdfsa
Kouta
Cool, awesome, wicked etc
submitted by Anonomous
Krackalakin
(Crack-a-lac-kin) Really awesome
submitted by Nean xoxo
Kronk
A big smelly turd
submitted by MikeyD
Ktlatsí
One that lacks the mind (Stupid).
submitted by T'kani Olzän-Utcite
Kuddy
Having great sex
submitted by Rahyel
Kuku
Stupid
submitted by shalala
Kurva
Pronounced Koor-vah : Whore, slut in Hungarian
submitted by Jonni
Kush
When you're comfortable beyond comfortable. (eg: "Dang, this bed is really kush.")
submitted by Elisabeth SOO FINEEE
Kush
Weed. Damn this is some good kush
submitted by Your mom
Kwonger
One of those Japanese people who is always talking to one of their Japanese friends in Japanese, therefore making it impossible to understand what they are saying OR a Japanese person with such an accent that it may be very hard to distinguish what they are saying.
submitted by Josh
Kwyjibo
A fat, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin
submitted by Pablo