Funny words beginning with K

Cankles

Cross between calves and ankles. Fat people have these
submitted by anmada hugenkiss

K'tanked

Completely wasted
submitted by scplayer

K.M.A.P.S.I

Kicks More Ass Per Square Inch
submitted by bunghole warriors

KABOB

Like shish kebab, but it means that you just ate something that does not agree with your digestive system.....IT BURNSSS!! FEAR THE KABOB
submitted by Your Adams Apple

Kacper

Wierdo/Freak/Spaz E.g "You're such a Kacper"
submitted by Marcin Blaghski

Kafiltafish

To be cool and/or awesome
submitted by Billy and Adam

Kafuffin

Talking smack (he's talkin all a kafuffin)
submitted by im shatpank

Kagebers

A funny way of saying haha or lol
submitted by Christian

Kain

If something Kains, It hurts like a bitch.
submitted by michael

Kakson

Just another word for sh*t or it can be used as a form of abuse
submitted by Keith Mole

Kangol Kevin

Those young tracksuit Townie types who insist on proving how hard they are by hangin around the local KFC and staring at everyone and tearing up the boy racer circuit in an Escort RS turbo
submitted by CantBArsed

Kappa Slappa

Girls aged (14-40) who wear so much gel in their hair they need an environmental health warning and have permanent PMT and in sist on getting off with Kangol Kevin at any given chance
submitted by CantBArsed

Karacka

Emphasization of the word cracker. Reference to white trash
submitted by KrustyPoo

Katach

Very good
submitted by Vinnce

kataya

KaTYEah...who knows. When ninjas attack, they say this
submitted by Mickey Lee

Keef Jeefing

Masterbating
submitted by KennyM!

Keegdern

The COMPLETE opposite of a geek/nerd!
submitted by Joe Mama

Keeler Dude

To be used in place of cool - "that looks KEELER dude!"
submitted by ~Emily~

Keeping the Faith

On a particulary difficult shot in pool, or when someone drops a chip, etc. keeping the faith is said because you should never lose hope in someones ability to recover
submitted by Thomas James Durrant

Kelong

Is Singlish for match-fixing in soccer games
submitted by me

Ken & Sue

A fitty is Ken (10/10) & a minger is Sue (2/10)
submitted by Weever & Nora

Kerfuffle

When something goes wrong its all a kerfuffle
submitted by sheeky

Kess a ma

What's your problem? (in chinese)
submitted by allisyn chu

Kestrel

Use in place of grumpy or angry. eg �Oh, quit being such a Kestrel!�
submitted by GUD

Kewub

Gorgeous princess, heaven on earth
submitted by Matthew Jarman (Sexy)

Keya

Shut the Fu** up
submitted by bob billy joe

Kfish

Someone who is always right, no matter what the subject is
submitted by Alison

Kibbibble

It means nothing much, but you can say it after ouch ("ouch kibbibble") or just randomly whenever you feel the need.
submitted by Sarah

Kick Part the Starty

To get a party into action while drunk
submitted by Pablo

Kickin'

Means cool or wicked ("that was kickin'")
submitted by im shatpank

Kickstand

The thingy on the side of the chair to put the foot rest up or down
submitted by Jess bo bess

Kiddles

That unwanted affection from parents to kids at un-cool times
submitted by Unknown

Kief

Cool
submitted by Alfred

Kief

Cool
submitted by Faiza

Kifed

Another word for shagging
submitted by fark

Kifflin

Chillin; just hanging out
submitted by jesus

Kiki

Vagina
submitted by carla

Killer Bud

Weed/pot/marijuana
submitted by Masta Rasta**

Kimfonica

It's the short one worded way of saying "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" which is evidently worse...
submitted by Plasticspleen

Kimmeh

(pronounced kamm-eh) a foul odious person who although lacking in any social skills still considers themselves popular and sought after
submitted by Total_Carnage

King Vogo

A guy who doesnt even try to strike out. he just does
submitted by Ty

Kingil

Ass hole
submitted by darren

Kingish

A woman or man that you idolize. They take control with ease.
submitted by annjilla

Kinnon

Short version of saying ' Kidding On '.
submitted by Jack Logan

Kio

Love
submitted by osvaldo

Kirbibble

Nonsense, i.e"I don't need your kirbibble!"
submitted by Henry the Emo Kid is my BFF 4 8 15 16 23 42

Klackton/Klactonville

To be said when your getting pissed of by some one whos showing off their geography skills - you ask the which continent is klacton/klactonville is in
submitted by rax

Knicker Snot

The fluid from sexual contact
submitted by CyberGoth

Knicker Toaster

Another way to say Radiator
submitted by Oli

Knjich

When you want to say that somebody is a horse-but just joking-say 'knjich'
submitted by eowyn

Knobadge

Sexual intercourse in a rough uncaring manner
submitted by von

Knobjockey

A guy who rides knobs
submitted by Fluff: ruler of earth

Knokarama-Street

A cross between a soap opera and a porn film. e.g Channel 5 adult dramas
submitted by spode

Kodge

Another word for "mate"
submitted by neats45

Konrad

When someone goes completely over the top and/or gets violent
submitted by Fenwick

KooBa

Big Butt
submitted by Nunya

Kooch

Vagina
submitted by anon

Kosh

A weird kid
submitted by asdfsa

Kouta

Cool, awesome, wicked etc
submitted by Anonomous

Krackalakin

(Crack-a-lac-kin) Really awesome
submitted by Nean xoxo

Kronk

A big smelly turd
submitted by MikeyD

Ktlats�

One that lacks the mind (Stupid).
submitted by T'kani Olz�n-Utcite

Kuddy

Having great sex
submitted by Rahyel

Kuku

Stupid
submitted by shalala

Kurva

Pronounced Koor-vah : Whore, slut in Hungarian
submitted by Jonni

Kush

When you're comfortable beyond comfortable. (eg: "Dang, this bed is really kush.")
submitted by Elisabeth SOO FINEEE

Kush

Weed. Damn this is some good kush
submitted by Your mom

Kwonger

One of those Japanese people who is always talking to one of their Japanese friends in Japanese, therefore making it impossible to understand what they are saying OR a Japanese person with such an accent that it may be very hard to distinguish what they are saying.
submitted by Josh

Kwyjibo

A fat, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin
submitted by Pablo