Funny Words

If you and your friends/family use words or phrases that only you know the meaning of, STOP BEING SO SELFISH!! Let everyone share your wisdom here and soon people from the other side of the world will be using it, if slightly mispronounced.

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Funny words beginning with L

L-M-A-O
Lick Me All Over
submitted by Vele And Midasu
L.A.T.B
Look at that butt
submitted by smitty
L.A.Y.F.
Laughing At Your Face
submitted by suzie
L.D.B
Little Daddy's Bitch
submitted by Micheal
L.L.A.B
Laughing Like A Bitch
submitted by Shania
L.M.A.O.S.H.I.A.P.I.M.P.
Laughing My Ass Of So Hard I Almost Pissed In My Pants
submitted by Leo Meyers
L.M.F.O
Laugh My Face Off - when something is too funny to laugh your arse off
submitted by anonymous
L.O.L.L.A.B.
Lough out loud like a bitch
submitted by Glenn
L.O.L.S.M T.M.S.F.O.A.I.D.M.B.F.T
Laughing out loud so much that my sombraro falls off and I dropped my bean filled taco; use instead of lol... that gets sooo over rated
submitted by Sally Chessy Fingleburg
Ladle head
Somebody that has a head the shape of the end of a spoon
submitted by Adam Allen
Lala
Whatever, dismissive
submitted by Craig
Lamageddon
A riot
submitted by ikki mc fudge fudge
Langered
Totally and utterly pissed
submitted by slips
Lard-o
A person who is too fat to walk through a doorway
submitted by neb
Lardy-Dardy
Characterized by excessive elegance
submitted by catherine
Largered off your laa-laa
"Very drunk. eg "tonite, my friends, i shall proceed to get largered off my laa-laa, if that is quite alrite with you."
submitted by kelli xXx
Larkat
To have sex with your clothes on
submitted by Polala
Larly
"eg. "bloomin larly"
submitted by kelli xXx
Lasterday
Last night/yesterday
submitted by kaylr http://www.kayler.4t.com
Lates
See ya later
submitted by TML
Laughgasm
The feeling you get when your stomach drops when driving over hills fast.
submitted by Silly Dilly!
Lavid
Inability to talk, walk or generally behave in a social manner
submitted by Lara
Lawr
Derived from the words "lawl" and "rawr"; To be said when a person is fustrated yet amused at the same time. May also be said as "Rawl"
submitted by Niji Jagaimo
Laxcident
Thats what happens when you wish you 'only' farted.
submitted by Rickster
Lay a Steaming Grogan
Do a poop
submitted by Mich
Le Shex
Evertime you would use the word 'sex' replace it with 'le shex'
submitted by fash
Leaming
Spacing out in class in a way that only you know your not paying any attention
submitted by jesus
Leather and lace
A great name for your local department store
submitted by KennyM!
Leek
Loser and a geek
submitted by zak n tashi
Leet
Said when something is awesome. Synonym: sweet.
submitted by Brien
Legend
When something i so good, it's legendary
submitted by Fluff
Leggit
"To leggit" means to run away quickly
submitted by Lostnbroken
Legless
Completely drunk. Cannot stand or do anything.
submitted by Kt
Leiberman Scratcher
Large mean dog - Not pure bread
submitted by Matt
Lemme in on the DP
Gimme a Beer
submitted by BOB
Lesbi-lisius
A lesbian that is fit but she will never go out with your sex
submitted by dawn smalley (im one of these but im not fit) im saggy
Lesbianic
Homosexual feelings that only occur when drunk or hyper
submitted by wheresthebread
Lesoff
The opposite of a moron
submitted by iddqd
Let the duds out
To throw-up
submitted by KennyM!
Lez Out
When 2 chicks make-out
submitted by Zach
LGTM
Laughing quietly to myself
submitted by tjcorey
Licken-ze-Dicken
A Gay Man
submitted by 4lyf
Lickmesplit
Oral Sex
submitted by Quinn
Lickumpcious
When you see a hot guy/girl say they are lickumpcious, means lickable and scrumpcious! YUMMY
submitted by KiKiOrngeSlice
Lid
The hair on ones head - "Nice lid, buddy!"
submitted by ssajr
LIDS
Poker Term: Lucky Idiot Donkey Syndrom
submitted by Donkbiz
Lieabetes
When someone compulsively lies.
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Lifted like a bench press
When you are really REALLY high.
submitted by getyourshitstraight
Like a Kenyan after a zebra
To go extremely fast
submitted by van den berg
Like Friggin' Heck
More of a saying, but it just has a better ring and reaction to it than the other version!
submitted by Kaitlin!
Lilliputian
Small person
submitted by Anonymous
Lillo
Litte cute thing
submitted by Macy
Limpdick
A man with no influence or power
submitted by Brigadier General Mansfield Cocknocker
Limper
Somebody who still uses slang from years past (i.e. P.H.A.T. or "Da Bomb")
submitted by Agent 8340328104
Linebacker's choice
A hard decision
submitted by mike
Link
Someone you dislike
submitted by Rosha
Lip Service
When someone agrees to do something but does nothing to support it
submitted by cazza
Liquid Balls
A person who gets drunk then thinks they are the biggest bad ass and can take on the whole bar. Even though they are the weakest person in there
submitted by Steve
Little Man Syndrome
A small man who buys big trucks, motorcycles to make up for his small body. They also wear tank tops that don't fit, and think they're tough
submitted by Steve
Llama
When all else fails, "llama" is the word to use
submitted by Sam
LMSFAO
Abbreviation of Laughing My Smelly F**king Ass Off.
submitted by Jadey-pops
Lobax
Saggy boobs
submitted by look_at_those_sAGGY_TITS
Lobster
Junky vehicle or cycle
submitted by jimmy zombie
Locochoco
Stupid and dumb
submitted by Pie face
Logan
(n form) A ubiquitous word with any and every meaning, when you are at a loss for a word use logan...as in the sentence : Man, today was really Logan ; also an ugly name
submitted by Logan
Logged
Dumped by your girlfriend / boyfriend
submitted by cluelessly random ;)
Loke
When you really like someone a lot, but don't quite Love them yet.
submitted by Mark Bowie <3 Alicia Rafferty
Lolageism
Laugh out loud hilarious!.. Use it to get funy looks from people who don't understand
submitted by Rhianneee:)
Lomush
Slut, hoe, whore, or bitch!!
submitted by Caitlin=]]
Looded
Too much lipgloss on
submitted by whatever
Looie
It's the feeling one has when you need to pee real bad!!
submitted by shobana
Loose-as-a-goose pussy
The pussy of a slut
submitted by kelli xXx
Lot Lizard
A truck stop hooker
submitted by ssajr
Loud Mouth Soup
Beer
submitted by Freerferret
Louloy
(Pronounced "Lu-Loy") I love you so much!
submitted by ANGELS-ON-FIRE
Love commando
The brave guy in your company who will take out the ugly one to allow you to score
submitted by flash
Love juice
Another word for the white stuff (not milk)
submitted by lennox
Lovedigger
A person who is only with another for his/her love.
submitted by Tony Elias
Lub
What you call the place between your ass and your thigh, when you can't tell where your ass ends.
submitted by 'connors a bitch'
Lubra Lips
Pronounced "Loobra" - Someone who drinks an unusual amount of liquid
submitted by 4lyf
Luciphistication
Being evil and doing it right
submitted by Aedus/Xerxes(TPP)
Ludaah
Crazy about the Girl's
submitted by GBN
Lufigrufnis
Stupid, idiot, or retard!!
submitted by Caitlin=]]
Luinner
A loser as well as a winner
submitted by anonymous
Luke Mal
Short form of "Luke Warm Mallard Duck" which is an ok looking girl.
submitted by Steven Glennie
Lully
To describe something that is lovely but the lazy and more amusing version!
submitted by Kayla and Amy
Lumpies
To carefully watch someone just to scare the crap out of them.
submitted by MQ
Lunapath
Lunatic and psychopath
submitted by joyce scully
Luncheonmeat Trunchon
Another word for male genetalia when being talked of around semi polite company
submitted by Mike
Lunky
Someone who is so fat they just scuff around all the time. They are simply, lunky!
submitted by Hannah T-izzle
Lush
Something nice or really good
submitted by www.myspace.com/anthonyconnors