Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with P

'Pack it in soft,bag n' all'
'You might as well do it'
submitted by dave
P.A.B or P'ABE
A person who acts tough but is actually softer than a fabric softner sheet
submitted by Kevin
P.A.L
Personal Ass Licker
submitted by nathan donald
P.H.A.T
(sounds like fat) Means Pretty Hot And Tempting
submitted by supa_sexy_spy
P.I.C.N.I.C.
Computer tech talk - "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer"
submitted by The Dawg-Father
P.O.N.T.I.A.C.
Poor Old N***a Thinks It's A Cadilac
submitted by aj= ass jacker
p.o.o.t.f.
person or object to f*ck
submitted by funny
P.O.T.H.
Power of the hole
submitted by Bill Gordon
P.T.A.
A shower for women who only hit the Pits, the Tits, and the Ass
submitted by Rabbit
Paddy Wack
Nerd, Loser
submitted by Jiggy
Pajama time
Sex time
submitted by Tyler ZombieFyd McCain
PAL
Personal Arse Licker
submitted by bob
Palminia and her five friends
Masturbation
submitted by spode
Paltry
Rubbish, crap, pathetic
submitted by Paulie
Pancakes
The flappy bits that hang out of fat chicks' clothes when they're too tight
submitted by Dynamite Heady
Pantene crisis
Unbelievably bad hair (eg backcombed, hairsprayed hair after 2 nights of clubbing without a wash in between) that would need copious amounts of Pantene to rectify!
submitted by TheDane
Pants
Absolutely rubbish
submitted by katie
Paper bag job
A girl who has a hot body, but unfortunatly an ugly face
submitted by Jammo
Paperwork
Issues
submitted by Rosha
Parched
When someone hasn't had sex in a long time and their down area is dry
submitted by ZMan
Part
A pussy fart!
submitted by Muckin' Fonster
Partooschkey
Big butt
submitted by Bethani; Bibi; Oprah
Party Pickle
A dick ready for action. A party treat for the ladies. Created in OKLAHOMA
submitted by RGB
Party Supplies
My mom and I's codeword for tampons
submitted by Corpat
Party-foul
when you spill your beer, cause drama, act retarded ect. and disrupt the party...... you have commited a PARTY FOUL!!!
submitted by anonymous
Pat
What you call someone who seems to be a hermaphrodite. You cannot tell if this person is male or female, so just call them Pat (Patrick or Patricia?).
submitted by Kazer91
Patowed
To get totally hammered this weekend
submitted by tree
Pay-pay
Used when everything is going wrong and you shouldn't cuss because you're a teacher or talking to one. ex: "This is pay-pay!"
submitted by Julia the Bored
PC Piglett
Someone who is horny
submitted by beth&nicole
Peacanboddieluse
A very hot girl
submitted by LIl Peacanboddieluse
Peach
"An even fairier version of a fruit (see "Fruit"). As in, "Hes so fruity hes a peach!"
submitted by TheDane
Peach
Something that is nice
submitted by Geth
Peach
Nice bum. As in "she's got a peach"
submitted by anonymous
Peach Yogurt
When asked what boogers taste like, my cousin answered "peach yogurt"
submitted by volleyblonde
Pear drops
When you go to the toilet and you think you've had a really big shit but when you look there is only a few droplets floating
submitted by cozza cha
Pear Necklace
When a guy gets off on your neck
submitted by ozbrn80
PearHead
A name for a peron with a pear shaped head
Pearl
A substitue to "girl", when you don't want anyone to know what you are talking about
submitted by Anonymous
Peck & Decker
An extremely small penis, not fit for sexual intercourse
submitted by Seymour Butts
Pecksniffian
Hypocritical person
submitted by maemae
Pedestroid
A pedestrain
submitted by Smel Gibson
Pee-wee herman
Said when you need to go to the toilet
submitted by Sacred
Peel/Peeled
Someone or thing is stupid
submitted by seth
Peeshy
What God says instead of cock.
submitted by Diddy Dirty Money Delvecchio
Pencil
Penis
submitted by someone
Pendeja
It means "stupid" or "motherf**ker" in Spanish
submitted by anonymous gurl
Penearse
When you hate someone so much you can't decide whether they are a penis or an arse :- "You are such a penearse"
submitted by A friend of a friend
Peng
It means to be sexy!
submitted by haydn
Peng
Strong/good - usually for describing weed
submitted by G
Penis bob
An ugly Guy with a very attractive female, it could also be used as a substitute for douchebag.
submitted by Dennis Petzold
Penis Leash
A very off-the-wall insult to an annoying person, and also a sex toy.
submitted by Insanity Pirate
Penitoris
Unusually small or unable to differentiate between a clitoris and a tiny penis. What a hermaphrodite would refer to his genitalia as. A man who has a less than adequate package on display for others to heckle.
submitted by Mikey (no penitoris)
Pennis
Penis tennis - Gay intercourse.
submitted by Mr. T
Pentapotamian Posterium
Scientific Graeco-Roman term for the Punjabi Woman's wonderfully large steatopygian Buttocks.
submitted by Bhangra Boy
Perd
Nothing, Everything. Usually to define an individual, can be used as a substitute for any word. E.g "James is a Perd who likes to perd himself"
submitted by Gimli son of Rosas
Peri Peri
As in "Here boy" but "Here Peri Peri"
submitted by the squishable one
Perogie
I worked at a restaurant and when a hot girl/guy in we would shout "Perogie"
submitted by the tv preacher
Persian shower
When you cant be arsed to take a wash or dont have the time, so you just cover yourself with deodorant
submitted by Willy-mon-doo!
Pete Tong
"When things dont go to plan..."it all went a bit pete tong"
submitted by helen
Pew
A wooden bench in a church (at more than 50, the name still makes me smile. Yeah like you don't too)
submitted by Confucious
Phantasmagorical
fantastic/surreal.......
submitted by HOBBO
Phantom
When you know you pushed a turd out but there is nothing in the toilet
submitted by Holly Woodsmith
Pheasant
A really annoying person that belongs in a birdcage
submitted by asscrust
Pheeeu
"Should be accompanied with a throwing of your arms into the air in a "i dont give a shit" kinda movement when you just cant be bothered anymore like when you're having an arguement and the other person is wrong but just wont give in."
submitted by Shelly
Pheeeu
"Should be accompanied with a throwing of your arms into the air in a "i dont give a shit" kinda movement when you just cant be bothered anymore like when you're having an argument and the other person is wrong but just wont give in say pheeeu and walk out"
submitted by Shelly
Phlanarfulflunk
A skateboarder that is the best in your town
submitted by Ty
Phoner
When you get a phone call and get turned on.
submitted by VampyOfChatango
phugus
Absolutely anything, usually something unpleasant i.e 'I Got Phugus On My Hands!'
submitted by gibbs
PI-KAAH!
A random word you say to break an awkward silence. almost like the sound a crow makes....
submitted by ~Fish Socckks~
Picasso Arse
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
Pickle (Pickle dick)
One with a small penis
submitted by anon
Pickle-snoat
Jaw-dropping impressed/amazed [usually used when having sex]
submitted by ( . )( . )mychachas
Picklestick
Pets name or a term of endearment
submitted by Rick, the rickster, the R
Pickleweasel
Getting your dick caught in the zipper of your pants
submitted by KennyM!
Piddley diddley department
The bathroom
submitted by Linny
Piddley-Diddley department
When you need a wee and are a bit drunk...
submitted by Lizzie and Sarah
Piddly
A worthless individual [Context: As it's a noun, feel free to use the phrase "She's a piddly". It's also known to be the opposite of Monster
submitted by Benny J, London
Pifkin
To have left over toilet paper stuck in your ass crack
submitted by jake9797
Pig Dog
Really ugly chick who looks like a pig and is a total dog!
submitted by Sarcastic_Sadistic_Bitch
Pigga
An asian nigga
submitted by anonymous
Piggly Wiggly
Indicates any convenience store but more fun to say i.e. "Dude just buy some KY jelly at the Piggly Wiggly"
submitted by Heywood Yapokeme
Pigleting
"To have a really lazy day e.g. "I can't be bothered today...I'm pigleting"
submitted by Inverness
Pikeing
Stealing
submitted by hayden coe
Pikey
Someone who has money but wont spend it coz they are tight!
submitted by k
Pikey
Townies that form large packs around McDonalds. Attire: Ben Sheman shoes, Kappa & FCUK gear, burberry cap, smoking B&H
submitted by Dez
Pikey
Someone who doesn't have any money, steals it from other people and yet still can't work out why he looks like a Pikey wearing his Reebox Classics, Trackie, Baseball cap in the air with optional Trackie hood to cover.
submitted by Kev
Pilfamilkascrim
I'm so horny, ie *I am so pilfamilkascrim*
submitted by jesus
Pillow Biter
Homosexual
submitted by Cabz
Pillow-Biter
A gay man
submitted by -
Piltch
Fish (Calling someone a fish)
submitted by Andrew Brackin
Piltchy
Fishes (Calling more than 1 person a Piltch AKA Fish)
submitted by Andrew Brackin
Pimmel
Penis
submitted by beanz
Pimms o'clock
Time to get wasted
submitted by Guyliath
Pimpette
Girl version of a pimp
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Pimptastic
Being pimp to the highest extent.
submitted by Shaun
Pimptress
The female version of a pimp
submitted by Kelli
Pinch a Loaf
Means to take a sh*t.
submitted by Tommygun
Pinglish Conversations
Sex
submitted by Boo
Pink Taco
A vagina
submitted by Carrie
Pinked
When you touch the ball over an on-rushing 'keeper in football, you 'Pink' it.
submitted by Timmy
Pinksy
Peeing
submitted by pink and purple
Pinney
Cheap
submitted by irishmissie
Pino
Love
submitted by lqla
Piparoo
Dumbass, socially unacceptable person.
submitted by Momma Natale
Pipes and Stripes
Male strippers that are either acting as plumbers or convicts
submitted by KennyM! & MikeD!
Pipshe
A small piece of lint very observable on clothing
submitted by Vixcha
Pirate Hook
Curved dick from excessive jacking-off
submitted by Ty
Pisshiver
That involuntary shudder a man experiences after a long, satisfying beer piss
submitted by Beer Piss
Pissification
To piss on something, hence pissify it
submitted by Ty
Pissitivity
Tension in the room; eg: "the level of pissitivity in the meeting was high."
submitted by owlmusic
Pisspoor
Very bad job
submitted by josh
Pisspumpkin
A watermelon
submitted by Terry
Pissy Missy
A person who is whining
submitted by dude
Pit Stop
Your regular check of arm pit smell.
submitted by M&M-K
PITA
Pain In The Ass
submitted by Danny Paul
Pita Potta
A homosexual
submitted by rebecca
Pith
To kill by cutting the spinal cord. One of many definitions.
submitted by $T@LK3R
Pity Platter
Giving to those who are feeling sorry for themselves.
submitted by Robert M. Hensel
Plank
Someone that is thick or stupid
submitted by Daniel
Plasmatic
Completely awesome; like if something or someone is extremely hot.
submitted by Kurfy
Plastic
Someone or something that is really cool!
submitted by ducky
Plastic
A stuck up perfect preppy hot girl
submitted by chris dostie
Platypus
Someone who looks like a bunch of different animals put together in human form
submitted by Doug
Playstation claw
This is where you play games for a long perod of time and your hand returns to the shape of the controller when relaxed
submitted by mmm_cherrypie69@hotmail.com ADDME
Pleb
A posh townie (chav)
submitted by mr skittle 666 pentagram hahaha joking ill stop now
Pleb
A compleate idiot
submitted by lube-in-a-tube manchester
Pleb
Someone with out a degree
submitted by liam simpson
Plebdazzle
Something that Plebs like, such as football, the lottery, reality television, and drunken fighting.
submitted by Vicki
Pliggle
To describe anything painful that you are about to do, have done or are doing.
submitted by Gothic Moot Man
Plob
A pleb who denies it
submitted by Hannioo
Plonker
A dickhead/idiot/erm...just an insult if somebody has done something really, really stupid. Like dancing to 'Barbie Girl'. Oooh, you fool.
submitted by Goosefrag
Plooga
An unusual thing. e.g "That is very plooga"
submitted by lemonhoneydew123
Ploops
Poo crums left on the toilet seat.
submitted by oginger
Ploopus
What one might smear on their ball bag or vag when wiping an unexpectedly slick sh*t from top to bottom instead of vice versa
submitted by Chocolate Teabag
Plugged
Excited / charged up
submitted by cluelessly random ;)
Plumper
A fat person
submitted by Smel Gibson
Plumpkin
A really cute chubby girl, not fat, just chubby.
submitted by Chelley
Plumsy
An insult. ie "oh shut up ya plumsy". Also referred to as a girls private part!
submitted by Bob
Plunger
When you add more force to whaking off when you can't cum
submitted by rawker
Plural
To be said if you cant be bothered stickin the V sign up at someone or if it to someone like a lecturer/parent etc
submitted by Emzi
Plush
Nice way for a guy to call a girl fat without upseting any nearby females.
submitted by LOLer
Plut
Sluts that work in Pizza Hut
submitted by Danni and Emma
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
A lung disease (doctors make things so complicated!)
submitted by singacow
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
A weird lung disease caused by inhaling dust and/or ash particles, specifically silicon particles from a volcano
submitted by y u need to know my name, STALKER?!?
Pocket hole
When someone makes a hole in their pocket so they can feel their genitals!
submitted by cozza cha
Poindexter
A nerd
submitted by ssajr
Pointy
Piss Off I'm Not Telling You. ie When you're with your family and someone askes you who you are going out with just say "Pointy!"
submitted by milliey
Poisondwarf
Someone little who is real annoying
submitted by aimee
Poke-e-Man
A homosexual
submitted by 4lyf
Pol
Pal, but better, and you must emphasise the P and rise your tone as you say it or you have said it wrong
submitted by Aiden
Pompus Ferrell
Somebody that is pompus and a ferrell
submitted by Paulie
Pontafix
Farting in the shower and following through.
submitted by Jake H
Pontiac
Poor Old Nigger Thought It's A Cadillac
submitted by bobby white
Pony
Utter crap!
submitted by Jimmy Grant
Poo-glue
Residue that remains in your pants no matter how many times you wash them
submitted by butt paste
Poochy
Something that is not pleasing to any of the senses. ie "She looks Poochy in that dress" or "That sandwich tastes poochy"
submitted by patricia M
Poodle-socket
Car glove box
submitted by KarenK
Pookie
Peace
submitted by macey
Pookie
Cutie
submitted by Tep
Poon
To make sexual advances towards, or more explicitly to sleep with, anyone. From "Poontang"
submitted by Toby
Poon
Guys use it to say hot chicks
submitted by stef
Poon
Everyone is wrong. Poon is a noun and it is an insult to a person who is an idiot.
submitted by olivia
Poon
Vagina
submitted by Olgregg
Poonami
An explosive crap that requires a shower and maid service.
submitted by fuggily wuggily
Poonami
Explosive and watery diarrhea as opposed to Poon-ami (n) An extremely heavy menstrual flow. This would make it a synonym.
submitted by The Taint Dweller
Poonami
A really heavy menstrual flow.
submitted by John A.
Poonani
A stupid Person
submitted by Justin
Poonani
Female Portion (in england)
submitted by Mr-G
Poontang
Female sexual organs, generally used in reference to sex
submitted by HuDaFuK
Poontang
Slang for vagina, or sex
submitted by David Wheeler
Poooopeeeeeeeschlong!
A bad experience
submitted by Punk Rock Max Grims
Poop-aloop-Aquak-alaka
"It's gone"
submitted by bobv
Poopa-loops
Cherrios in your poop
submitted by Gayland Mc Flabbat
Poopcha
Butt
submitted by Sienna
Poopen-Stroopen
Your backside
submitted by Pingu
Pooper Scooper Deluxe
A exclamation that either describes pain, frustration, aggravation, or an insult
submitted by mr jay vId0
Pooperstroodle
A poop that looks like a stroodle
submitted by Cyanne
Poopish
Boring, not feeling well, not good
submitted by Nobogal
Poot
Farting when you have to shit
submitted by Tortoise
Pooter
You know when you're trying to take a poo and nothing comes out but a fart? That's a pooter!
submitted by That dude from across the street who's trying to kill you.
Pootie
Someone who changes their mind constantly, also used as another term for poser
submitted by J69
Pop a Squat
It means you have to pee (i have to pop a squat)
submitted by Brittney and Brittney
Pop a jimmy
To get a boner
submitted by Tyler,mike,kav,baker
Pop it off
A word with various meanings, mainly to get a duty done. (i.e. boning, drinking, or toking)
submitted by kingoftheworld
Pop out the Machine Gun
When you have 20 small farts in a row
submitted by KennyM!
Pop-corn fart
Someone who is an extreme idiot/dork/loser
submitted by mike hunt III
Poppin Jay
Technically it's a conceited person. but we just say it whenever. :D
submitted by miss tianna marie.
Pork with Beans Roll
A fat person who farts a lot.
submitted by This name for rent
Porky Cheese
Portugal
submitted by rax
Porn buddy
A pact you make with friend so that in the unfortunate event of your death he will clear out all of your porn stash to lessen the anguish of your poor parents
submitted by Raimundo
Posh Wank
Wanking with a condom on
submitted by Dinsdale
Postard
One who posts retarded things to your blog or facebook
submitted by Dave
Pot nob
A misfortunate guy who got his genitalia caught in a bike chain, riped off, then forced to wear a ceramic phallus
submitted by Karakazov
Potato
A person with a weird shaped body
submitted by
Pour me some love
Showing love/ Giving love!!!
submitted by Robert M. Hensel
Praying to the Porcelain God
To puke
submitted by en
Preggo
A guy who thinks he has muscles
submitted by Ping
Preggo
A pregnant lady
submitted by samthaman
Pretarted
The stage before your retarted
submitted by Tyler
Prettifulous
Being overly pretty, beautiful, and gorgeous
submitted by Doug
Pretty boys
Lads who have nice cars and no that they are good looking! How vain! Normally have a bee-atch in the passenger seat.
submitted by cornwall
Pretty Tatties Mr Fish
A Cornish expression of delight, meaning something is excellent
submitted by Jess
Prettyful
Someone/something who/that is both pretty and boodiful
submitted by kitty kat katy (meow)
Pretzel
A twisted penis
submitted by ollie
Price Check!
When you see a really hot girl you say this or you can say this just for fun
submitted by monkey
Prickle Dick
A general insult to somebody who is being an asshole.
submitted by Profressor Pickle Snatcher.
Prison pocket
Where a male inmate would hide his contraband. Up his poop shoot
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Prisser
a p*ssy..like a guy that gets married when you think hes hot and you wanted him or something like tom delonge from blink 182 hes a prisser!!!
submitted by trisha
Prittler
To be annoying and weird, but popular
submitted by Baylee
Problemette
A minor problem
submitted by moi
Procrastibating
Masturbating to delay something you should be doing at a later time
submitted by Will
Procrastibating
To masterbate out of boredom, or to avoid work.
submitted by Tyler
Proggy
Old persons way of saying burnout
submitted by Anonymous
Prolly
Probably
submitted by Leo
Proper Bo
Well Good
submitted by Big Pete
Proper Job
It's a cornish expression which means that everything is going well. eg "How's it going pal?" "Proper job". Must be done in a cornish accent (no piss takers plz)
submitted by jess, cornwall
Prostatutative
A male prostatute
submitted by Kimmeh + Sazza
Prostitot
A prostitute under the age of 15
submitted by Seaghan (sam and meaghan)
Protecter Against Evil
A condom
submitted by kelli xXx
Psshhh!
Used to end conversation you don't want or to shut someone up. More effective when you used the talk to the hand movement
submitted by Tyler Durden (A.K.A Les)
Psycopathyvaginism
Use when someone is acting weird as to say.... "You need to go to a psycopathyvaginism doctor"
submitted by monkey balls
Pubeup
Placing a pube on every sleeping person at a party
submitted by finneranandbill
Pud Douchler
The highest level of gayness and fagishness
submitted by ryan and joe
Pudd
Fart
submitted by MC
Puddification
What happens to pudding when you put it in the fridge and it thickens
submitted by Adair
Pude
n, abbr: Abbreviation of Pudenda, or a lady's Snatch.
submitted by Pleb
Pudge
Penetration without completing the task
submitted by PLK
Puffer
Someone who likes to smoke an illigal drug
submitted by Nadia B
Pufitos
Annoying
submitted by Yektzo
Pug fugly
So ugly it burns!
submitted by darth
puketastic
So good it makes u wanna puke all over
submitted by random hero
Pull
To get off with someone who is not your girlfriend, and has not been preorganised
submitted by Nathan
Pull a Mikey
Tell on someone
submitted by Luke Swanky
Pull A Ringo
Make a right, the opposite of "Hang A Louie"
submitted by Sharona
Pulling a Papas
When you do something stupid you say "Hey he just pulled a papa's!"
submitted by your mama
Pumpity
Fart
submitted by laura
Punani
Pussy/vagina
submitted by Goth Princess*
Punannywambow
The act of eating pun-tang
submitted by Kirby
Punch Dat Ho
When you go up for a dunk in basketball, your friend says "Punch that ho". That means dunk it really hard.
submitted by J easy
pundril
a person or animal thats really cute
submitted by ruth
Punga Punga
Pretty
submitted by sophia
Punjabi Prawndick
Rhyming term for a very small penis. Based on the stereotype of Punjabi men being "three-inch fools"
submitted by Bhangra Girl
Punk Ass
Something that is very cool and punk.
submitted by T-SAMP
Punk Cock
A Penis that Is Pierced
submitted by KennyM!
Pure
Like the actual meaning of pure, it means when something is REALLY something, but the adjective is implied (eg: 'austin powers is so pure', meaning austin powers is really 60's)
submitted by rep. of amanda and jo
Purple headed warrior
A penis
submitted by andy smith
Purple headed womb ferret
A penis
submitted by IsaacMattAsh
Purple Headed Woom Broom
Similar to joy stick
submitted by Davey Wavey
Puss Puss
Kiss
submitted by lovebird
Put the rocket in the socket
To have sex
submitted by asherlaa
Puta
"Whore" in portuguese
submitted by Tuga
Puttsy
"A "proper" name for fart"
submitted by anonymous
Putzing
Walking around the house rubbing your belly wondering what in the HELL to do
submitted by Wendel--
PWAPS
Perky tits
submitted by Juggs
Pwn
Own to the fullest extent of of all humanly possibilitiness
submitted by Robeastondioso
Pwnagizer [bunny]
Pwner that keeps going & going & going
submitted by robeastondioso
Pwnology
The science of pwnage
submitted by Teh Uberness