Funny words beginning with B

B-Doi

So-so hot girl, not too hot, just cute. Can also be used as Low B-Doi or High B-Doi
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma

B.A.H

Blonde at heart, ususally refering to a brunette
submitted by MEEEEE!

B.A.T.A

Buy And Throw Away. A shoe company...
submitted by Arcazan

B.B.

Bodacious Boner
submitted by Leslie

B.F.E.

Bum Fuck Egypt. Middle of nowhere, you're lost
submitted by Dylan

B.F.M

Big fat mess. A good way to call someone without them knowing what you mean!
submitted by JustB3N

B.I.L.F.

Brother I'd Like F**k
submitted by Nurp

B.I.T.C.H

Beautiful individual that causes hard-ons
submitted by cazzy

B.I.T.C.H.

Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming, and Horny
submitted by Emily

B.I.T.C.H.

Being In Total Control of Him
submitted by B

B.I.V

Booger In View
submitted by Emily Smith

B.M.W

Big Mexican Women
submitted by Kelsey

B.M.W.

Black Man Wiener
submitted by Bobby White and Tig

B.O.B.F.O.C

Similar to butterface. It simply means Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
submitted by Pasture Of Muppets

B.O.G.F.F.H.

Body of Godess, Face from hell
submitted by Johnny Longnutz

B.R.A.T

Beautiful/Ready for anything/Adorable/Together forever
submitted by I LOVE SAM

Ba-Donk-A-Donk

A particularly large female posterior
submitted by davjam89

Babbar

Term of endearment (adapted from baby/babby)
submitted by Anon

Babel

(pronounced babe-l , not babble) affectionate name for a friend eg. hey babel...see ya babel
submitted by Shelly

Bable

You can use it instead of "dumb" or "idiot" or anything of that sort.
submitted by Geo8gette and Sami8aaa

Baboy

Mad angry
submitted by Jessie goss

Baby Batter

Semen
submitted by The King of Plop

Baby Fat

Somebody who is overweight but won't admit it
submitted by Eric Chin

Back Porchin' It

Chill on the back porch
submitted by Tom cook

Back-alley Waitress

An overly-dressed prostitute.
submitted by ted

Backdoor bandit

A gay
submitted by Craig W

Backdoor milk man

Someone who delivers that smooth white stuff to your back door
submitted by tom barratt

Backdoor-Bandit

Someone who gives it up the chuff
submitted by DJ

Backup Friend

If all your good friends aren't there, this is the person you have to settle with.
submitted by ilsnob

Badabing-Badabong!

If you have done something well shout it out and feel proud!
submitted by Joooannnee

Badger

Quite frankly anything you want it to, from insult to compliment, via the word you can't quite think of at the moment
submitted by wasterbadger

Badger Scrotum

A really dumb guy with no clue
submitted by evil queen bee

Badgered

To be tired
submitted by smartie

Badgery

To be inserted before any four letter word to give it extra emphasis
submitted by hullabaloo

Badlabdabdabdab

That funny stuff that christmas trees are wrapped in.
submitted by Wooglefulness

Badly Packed Kabab

Eatting out a woman
submitted by PIP

Badong

Bad and Wrong so very bad and wrong is badong
submitted by Polly

Badonk-adonk

A nice butt
submitted by that guy

Badonkadonk

A female's special place
submitted by me

Badoosh

Used to annoy people, and to say 'get out of my face'
submitted by Joe

Badoozie

Big Butt
submitted by Mr. Ankle Spanker

Bag Of Doom

A person that is always sad and depressed. Example- "Cheer up you bag of doom!!"
submitted by xodeadlykisses

Bag of Doucheness

Similar to douche bag, only times infinity
submitted by Ty

Bag of smashed assholes

When you can feel no worse or lower than you do.
submitted by justinyourgirl

Bagel

A really hot guy! EX: Bagel w/ cream cheese=SUPER HOT GUY! Crumb=REALLY UGLY GUY
submitted by Babe-L

Bagel

A hot guy
submitted by paula

Baghead

An offensive word - "You Baghead" - Drug Addict
submitted by Stevie Sausage

Bagina

A fat girls flab that hangs over past her vagina.
submitted by Angel

Bagina

A female's large Vagina e.g "WHOA! You have one epic Bagina!"
submitted by Jose Doritos

Bah

Expression of disgust, boredom or laziness. Ultimate answer to all questions known to man and some of the more intelligent animals
submitted by Dynamite Heady

BAH!

Used as an expression when your just too damn lazy to say anything else. It's a great way to avoid unecessary conversation
submitted by Retard

Bahoovy

Kind of has a similar meaning as groovy. I often use both words together to describe a feeling of ultra happiness. A modern take.
submitted by Vickie Bellefontaine

Bail

To run like the wind, if you're doing something you shouldn't and happen to get caught you should BAIL
submitted by jellytot

Baited

To be caught. (eg. "you got baited")
submitted by Oakville player, what the hell you guys

Bajabbers!

A comment or exclamation you can use in any daily conversation.
submitted by Your Adams Apple

Bajazzafrical

An awesome dance move: ex. "Wow, that move was bajazzafrical"
submitted by Michelle

Bajingoo

A lady's front door ;)
submitted by me :)

Baked

When you have just experienced good sex
submitted by chris

Baked

High off your ass.
submitted by Don't worry about it!

Bakery Chin

Someone with a lot of chins
submitted by 4lyf

Baldwin

Girls use this to describe hot guys
submitted by hotmark89

Ball bag licker

To suck up to some one
submitted by col

Ball Baster

A woman or gay man's tongue
submitted by Dick Gizinya

Ball-Bag-Botherer

A gentleman who enjoys bothering another mans scrotal sack.
submitted by Baldman

Ball-Juggling

Procrastinating; taking forever to do something
submitted by Nattyboy420

Ball-sectimy

It's a funny nickname to give your friend. =]
submitted by BILO

Balloon Knot

Slang for arse hole
submitted by {}={}AVOC

Balloon Knot

An anus
submitted by John

Balls-Deep

To get right in there
submitted by Captain Coco

Baloon head

Inflated forehead
submitted by adam a.

Balsamic

Commonly used in terms refering to the cold weather. ie "It's bloody balsamic out here" meaning cold.
submitted by Joshy The Cat

Balsh

The part in between your chin and neck
submitted by Graeme McLean

Bamboozo

A lie
submitted by Rit

Bananas

When a guys ding dong is bent
submitted by vimpto

Banardon

A very bent shaped hard-on. (Banana/Hardon)
submitted by Seymour butts

Banga

Amazing. ie "That's awesome sweet dude"
submitted by kleo, kledizzle or desumpy

Bangarang

Expression of joy or surprise
submitted by wendaline

Bangin'

When something is cool or awesome
submitted by Loren Maguire

Banshee

Shemale
submitted by Holly Woodsmith

Baps

Boobs
submitted by jimmy

Barb Wire Boxers

When you underwear is cutting right through you...
submitted by Philbert

Barbie Gone-wrong

Someone who's trying to be a bleach blonde tart but has miserably failed!
submitted by becky

Barclay

To blatantly cheat in public
submitted by Colin Hunt

Barezz

An alternative to 'very' e.g 'Oh my god she is barezz pretty'
submitted by this girl

Bargainschnoff

A bargain that is so good, it requires an additional ending
submitted by anonymous

Barge-Pole

i.e., someone you would not touch with a barge-pole. A 'munter' or 'beast.'
submitted by Kirsty

Barmpop

An idiot
submitted by louise

Barry

It's a word for those really annoying people who go round starting fights and wear sports clothes and caps and also think they're cool
submitted by Craig Anderson

Barse

Space between ones bollix and arse
submitted by ciaran

Barsnicula

Random word to use for an object that you can't remember the real name of.
submitted by Brittany(((:

Bassfart

While sitting down, a fart that causes your seat to shake but makes little or no noise.
submitted by ted

Baszd meg

Pronounced Bahzd-mehg : F*** You in Hungarian
submitted by Jonni

Batch

A name only British Coventrians give to a roll or bun. i.e 'can I have that ham and cheese batch please?'�
submitted by Meddy

Battiestan

Say to someone thats a puff. e.g "you're from battiestan" or "hes a battiestan"
submitted by meza the almighty

Bazinga

A famous phrase which is used instead of a "HA-HA"
submitted by Maddieee

Bazookas

Mahoosive Boobs
submitted by Mice

Beach-whale

A fatty who gets on your nerves
submitted by DDAANNII

Beached whale

A REALLY fat person who is on the ground.
submitted by d-low3

Beans of Coolness

Variation on Cool Beans
submitted by Joel from Falls Church

Beans of coolness

Alternative to "cool beans"
submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by submitted by

Bear

An alternative to "well". eg. "Bear good"
submitted by james

Bear

To do something incredibly awesome while high or drunk.
submitted by BREEZZY

Bearded Clam

Hairy womens vagina
submitted by Vanessa

Bearded Mistress

A womens special place, not shaved
submitted by lennox

Beast

Someone, as the word implies, that is too dog-ugly for any other comparison to be made. See also, 'Barge-Pole' and 'Munter'
submitted by Kirsty

Beast

It's somethink that is really wicked. eg "That's beast" also see mint.
submitted by jess, cornwall

Beast Face

An ugly person
submitted by Chris' Friend

Beat it

To masterbate incesantly
submitted by Matt B and the boys of Munster

Beating around the bush

Having sex with a girl
submitted by Caitlin

Beatlejuice

What you get when you put John, Paul & George through the Ringo
submitted by Winnie the Mandela

Beats

To be pronounced "B-orts" when giving a best mate beats
submitted by anonymous

Beauty and the Beast

A girl who looks beautiful from behind but has the face of a beast
submitted by The Griff

Beaver Ball Licker

A suck up...just funny to say
submitted by Julie

Beaver Beater

A Dildo
submitted by 4lyf

Beaver Dam

When a girl ckblocks an attempt to hit up another girl because that girl likes aforementioned Beav. Don't be a Dick, Stick.
submitted by DragonChaser

Beaver Leaver

Homosexual male
submitted by Swanny

Beavers Muff

Dry mouth
submitted by devo n tasha

Bebble

An extremely ugly person
submitted by annie

Beconffuzzled

To be confused
submitted by alex

Bed - Squeaking

Another term for sex
submitted by naughti_girl XxxX

Bed Wetter

One who is overly fond of process, typically an auditor or security champion. Derived from the fact that such people are the product of a bullied childhood and or wet the bed till a significant age and very limited understanding.
submitted by TSB

Bediquette

Proper sleeping etiquette (not stealing the covers or snoring, etc.)
submitted by Adair

Bee-atch

A pimps hooker. but used in an affectionate way. i.e when talking about my friend i say my bee-atch did this, my bee-atch did that
submitted by con

Bee-atch

It's a cool word for bitch
submitted by anonymous

Beef

A disagreement between people, usualy scary chavs and common folk
submitted by happy shopper

Beef Curtains

A womans vaginal lips
submitted by Chrisdarockstar

Beef broth

Descriptive word to describe an ugly/facially inept person
submitted by Helsby

Beef Patty

Fat Girl
submitted by Manmeet

Beef Soup

Something disgusting
submitted by Rhiannon

Beef Tits

Man boobies
submitted by Rachy C--Thunder Bay

Beefeater

Gay on gin
submitted by Ralphie Roffleman

Beefy McManstick

A man with a large penis
submitted by Polly

Beer Coat

The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

Beer Compass

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

Beer Muscles

"one obtains beer muscles after drinking their @ss off; they believe that they have super human strength and ability and constantly say to every person who looks at them, "WASSUP B!TCH"
submitted by mizz SYgon

Beer Scooter

When you are drunk and suddenly find yourself somewhere else with no recolection of the journey, the beer scooter took you.
submitted by Clackers

beer balls

Sweaty balls from alcohol consumption
submitted by MarkxCore

Beer-Goggles

The invisible glasses that appear while drunk, thus convertingthe 'Beast' into 'Beauty'.
submitted by L'Egiptian, Mass&Tintin

Beer-rape

Adjective, to be Beer-raped - to have beer forced upon you by a beer-rapist, usualy to the cry of "you're double parked, see it off"
submitted by Boredinbelgium

Beermonkey

Funny way of saying alcoholic
submitted by claire

Beersty

Thirsty for beer.
submitted by Caliman

Begezzled

Awesome
submitted by star denkhoff

Beish

Highest level of a bitch
submitted by cecil shikadance

Bell end

Something you call people you don't like, or if they're just annoying you
submitted by Mr Penis

Bellenduous

Similar to Bell-end, It means 'Bell-end like'
submitted by Jethro Walker =]

Belly Bostin

Sumthing to say after you have had something very nice to eat... usually a great complement to the chef/cook
submitted by Kaz

Belly Button Chicken Pox!

It means.. nothing really... just sounds weird and if you think about it.. ooh! Gross!
submitted by LatinaSpice15

Belly Fart

When you have to fart soo bad but you don't want to because people are aroud so you tighten you butt and you fart in you stomach
submitted by LemonSeed

Belly Pussy

When someone has a large belly sitting low & their pants are too tight-it squeezes the belly together causing a fold resembling a pussy
submitted by Nene

Belly Toes

When someone has a big, fat belly that hangs down to their toes!
submitted by Chelley

Bellyflopter

A bellyflop but with style
submitted by rax

Beltin

Looks/sounds stupid
submitted by rae

Beltin'

Something is well good, extrodinary, superb, couldn't be better! e.g. "Aye that were beltin'!"
submitted by Kaz

Benecoco

Kiss
submitted by will

Beng

A person with limited intelligence or learning difficulties
submitted by Biggy Boyle

Bentley

A loser, a person that sucks, an unpopular person
submitted by chikadee

Bermuda Triangle

when you unfortuantly see up a fat girls skirt. all you see is the small triangle of cloth. the bermuda triangle.
submitted by tall guy

Bertamous

Ghetto version of beautiful
submitted by Carley and I know michaela

Beswick

Slang for the word sh*t. For example - "Dude you are such a Beswick!", "I feel like getting Beswick-faced tonight!" and "This food tastes like Beswick"
submitted by Ted Maul

Betty

A really really hot girl e.g 'Tara is definately a Betty'. Originates from The Flintstones because Betty was hot. See also Barney and Wilma.
submitted by hotmark89

Betty Swollocks

Sweaty Bollocks
submitted by .:Azzar:.

Beure

(Pronounced "Be-Your") A sexy looking girl
submitted by Kate

Bhostcut

Bastard child of satan
submitted by anticurlsstalker

BI YA NIDI

Cool way of sayin hey!
submitted by BI YA NIDIER

Biatch

Bitch
submitted by kyle

Bibble

A random word in order to end an awkward or boring silence
submitted by Ruth

Biddie

Describes an extremely hot guy
submitted by Amanda

Biff

To snap-smack someone in the back of the head with the back of your hand.
submitted by Mike Hunt

Biff Baff Ridge

Area between front and rears bottoms
submitted by Danny the Fanny

Biffa

Have you ever heard of a "Biffa bin"? Well they're big so if you call someone a Biffa it's basically calling them fat e.g "You are so biffa"
submitted by courtney bourn

Bifkin

Piece of skin between your ball sack and your ass hole
submitted by John Andrews

Bift

A reefer
submitted by sinister clothcat

Big Booty Judy

A girl with a big booty
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Big Burp

My Boyfriend's Wrestling name!
submitted by Volleyballbabe0007

Big Chewsie

An extremely fat girl with a pretty face that would be hot if she lost a couple hundred pounds
submitted by Clay

Big-bowl-of-ugly

Used to say something is ugly i.e. "ew! he's a big bowl of ugly!"
submitted by ♥shoobittysheezblahblah♥4815162342SUGARHIGH

Biggit

Make it BIG
submitted by Dan n Matt

Bikini-bopper

A name used to classify a person or persons who dresses in revealing outfits, flirts with all cute guys and judges you if you don�t look exactly like them. - Also see "popular" and "plastic"
submitted by Laine Phillips

Bill

Calling someone a "Bill" is a much nicer way of calling them a HUGE asshole!
submitted by QUEENIE MAC

Billy Bargin

Good price
submitted by Cheap skate

Billy brown bell

A gay
submitted by ryan!

Binchy Boob

A girl with Big HUGE boobs
submitted by Jake

Bingle

Being single
submitted by Kyles

Bingo Wobblers

The fat on the underside of your arms that wobbles when you wave your hand, hence bingo. Old granny, fat bingo players
submitted by tara

Bingo Wings

Fat underneath your arms that wobbles when you wave. Basically fat under your arms i.e "Look at her bingo wings"
submitted by kiss_my_ass

Bink

The act of flicking someone in their nutsack, usually makes them fall to floor completely incapacitated.
submitted by Chuck U. Farley

Bint

Someone really annoying (usually an older person)
submitted by aimee

Bint

Slang for a girl
submitted by pb

Bird lips

Someone who drinks too slow
submitted by UOPac12

Bison

Sucks
submitted by jimmy zombie

Bisto Bitch

A fat bird that wears hardly any clothes and jumps about in a club wiping her gravy (sweat) all over you!!
submitted by Leigh

Bit

Female genatalia, e.g . "Cross your legs, your bit is showing."
submitted by Meh!

Bita craic lik

Good fun. ("Awh do I, it'll be a bita craic lik")
submitted by norn irish person

Bitch Jockey

A guy who is too bitchy to actually root a girl (e.g. "Don't be such a bitch jockey!")
submitted by Steph is the best!!

Bitch Pops

Alcohol such as wkd, smirnoff ice, barcardi breezer, archers etc also known as panda pops. Gay drinks
submitted by cookie

Bitch tits

Male breasts
submitted by oh no-one

Bitch-arse

Arsey bitch - Male or Female
submitted by Kev

bitchard

Female form of bastard
submitted by Paul

Bitchard

What you would call a guy who is acting like a total cooze.
submitted by John

Bitchassness

What you say to someone when they are being a total bitch ass. Like ''cut it with the bitchassness''
submitted by Funbags A.K.A. Joey

Bite My Cootie Butt

Same as Bite Me but with cooties
submitted by Alg

Bizatch smack

Talking about somebody behind their back
submitted by Stevie

Bizatches

Blackmore slang for Bitches
submitted by The Ginger posse

Bizinga

Victory
submitted by madster

Bizzatch

Another word for bitch only you won't get into trouble for saying bizzatch
submitted by catherine

Bizzeee Bizzeee

It can mean anything really. When some minger talks to you at a bar you say "am bizzeee". Or "What did you get up to last night?" - "owwww bizzeee bizzeee". Must be said in a really camp voice for full effect
submitted by SJO

Bizzle

"Bye babe!"
submitted by Georgiee Lou Attenborough <3 xx

Bizznatch

Another word for bitch, it's easy to say and funny too
submitted by joke you

Blaaaaair

It mean Ewww as in Tony Blaaaaair is so gross and annoying
submitted by Bizzi

Blabber Chabber

Someone who talks about nothing but random jibberish
submitted by ishmail

Bladdah-wiggly

Urgent desire to use the popular object A,K,A the Toilet.
submitted by Daeh

Bladdered

Drunk
submitted by Jon Aston, Walsall

Blade

An annoying person
submitted by Anthony

Blah Blah Blah Yackity Smackity

An interuption to be used when your half listening to someone but can't actually be bothered to hear the end of it and show them that you totally disregard everything they've just said anyway.
submitted by Polly

Blahugenhaffergogne

Crazy; Psychotic; Loony; Needs proffesional help.
submitted by Robin and Desiree

Blairing/Bushing it

Doing exactly what the world leaders are doing ... F*cking everything up!!
submitted by Narna (D.S)

Blar

Yell when you see a fat person
submitted by anonymous

Blargh

Means "Huh?"
submitted by James Mce

Blarr

A force similar to gravity which only works on fridays. It is similar to gravity in all respects except that it is slightly stronger which is why everyone feels knackered on Fridays
submitted by Superjim

Blashe

Annoying...exp "Tara" is so blashe!
submitted by Felicia and Natalie!

Bleedin deadly

Excellent
submitted by Jordanna- Ireland

Blimp

An insult that you can call your friends without hurting their feelings because you can change the meaning whenever you like. Also, if you are in a really random mood then you can use it for almost anything
submitted by Masta Rasta**

Blinded

Totally Pissed
submitted by Whits

Blingle Shingle

A total chav (towney), that acts like 50 cent
submitted by cozza cha

Blingtacular

Totally SWEET!!!!!!
submitted by El Stumpo

Blip

TV remote. Often lost.
submitted by Reno-kun

Blog

A criminal - stands for you "bacon licking old granny"
submitted by abi

Blogvasion

When a fellow blogger overruns or attempts to overrun your blog with massive amounts of bs
submitted by Snoozechao

Blondidity

A word that finally combines Blonde and idiot. The core of all those stupid blonde moments people have, even when they're not blonde.
submitted by KayDog

Bloob

Another word for ooze....e.g. "That ice cream bloobed all over my pants"
submitted by Pam

Bloob

Nasty boobs that are saggy....or are lice infested
submitted by PLK

Bloogey

When you sneeze and snot comes out
submitted by sarah

Bloomer Puddin'

Vagina
submitted by Diaper Dan

Blopper

Another word for a remote
submitted by Kat

Blow

Meaning to steal something (ie: lets go blow that condom)
submitted by a very horny guy

Blubba-Tard

Code word for anyone that is a jerk, in our case, annoying neighbors.
submitted by chbrown08

Blubber

Used when there is an akward silence.
submitted by Mad Corn Dog Dwee Dwee

Bluff

Belly button fluff
submitted by chris

Blugar

Someone hat's REALLY stupid, or dumb ex. : "He's so blugar!"
submitted by GhettoGurkl

Blumkin

Get BJ while taking a dump
submitted by nakassak

Blumpkin

Getting head while takin' a dump
submitted by Nattyboy420

Blumpy

Getting blown while taking a dump
submitted by Ken

Blurk

Puking a little when you burp
submitted by Anna

Blurter bottom

Someone who does lots of loud and stinky farts
submitted by jessms

BMOC

Big Man On Campus. Someone who thinks they�re all that in any situation!
submitted by KimG

BMW

Be My Wife
submitted by duqi

BMW

Big Mexican Women
submitted by Kathy

Bo-Jank

To Steal. "I bo-janked your money"
submitted by im shatpank

Boabed

When something unlucky happens to you or you are the butt of a joke then you are boabed (or the boabee!)
submitted by world domination

Boateng

Means GAY or GOOD i.e "hes a boateng" means hes a gay or "thats BOATENG" as in thats good
submitted by mezaking

Bob

The name in which you call someone if you have forgotten their actual name
submitted by Bill & Barry

Bob Marley

A type of soccer (football) kick, in which the ball stays near the ground. It's called a Bob Marley, because it keeps on the grass.
submitted by Kazer91

Bob Saget!

A word used in a moment of distress or anxiety, instead of using "GOD DAMMIT!"
submitted by XxiDecadencexX

Bobble boobies

When your boobies juggle about horrendously and your bra is too big
submitted by Bob

Bobby Dinero

Money, from dinero which is spanish for money, used in phrases like "Got no bobby to go out"
submitted by key key

Bobdrolic

To be silly
submitted by MamaduCpt

Bobs

Flip flops
submitted by >>lucifer<<

Bocca

Hair cut. ie "You've had a bocca"
submitted by chubgutz

Bochie

Something scary
submitted by Jaylene baiamonte

Bodaget

Complete and total moron (ie "You are such a bodaget")
submitted by your mom

Bodengi

You idiot
submitted by joker

Bogan

Something along the lines of wanker...
submitted by kc

Boge

An affectionate term for a younger sister
submitted by Skoof

Bogle

Pronounced 'boah-gal' - When something goes in your favour or you have done something good (Trisha off bo selecta uses it)
submitted by Joel himself

Bogle

A dance that involves swirling the crotch 360 in the direction of an attractive female, or the male of the group, who's a Melvin
submitted by Johnny Nocash

Bogus Master 5000

An individual who's bogus level exceeds that of 4999.
submitted by Skatmaster

BOHICA

Bend Over Here It Comes Again
submitted by Ryan D

Bombed it

From the verb 'to bomb', when you get sweat patches usually under arm e.g on a night out you would say "I've bombed it"
submitted by key key

Bombing Pearl Harbor

I laid her/him already
submitted by yer mom.(:

Bombs away!

To be said after a male ejaculates whilst having sex
submitted by THEWORL

Bone of Contention

A hard-on that causes an argument. e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.

Bone Smoker

Homosexual
submitted by CLSB-KEGGER

Boned

Something that sucked, really bad. Ex: "Dude, that Boned!"
submitted by Invader Koala

Boner-waist

The buldge near the crotch of your jeans caused by sitting down, causing it to appear that one has a hard on.
submitted by Bob

Boneskitty

Crazy
submitted by Darrel

Bongi

Someone being senseless, very boring and irritating
submitted by nlliii

Bonobo

Dummy, idiot, fool, monkey
submitted by Bukator

Bonzer

"Great, good..."what a bonzer idea"
submitted by anon

Bonzer

Exciting or wonderful
submitted by Chicken Joe

Boo

Your boyfriend
submitted by GhettoGurkl

Boo boo

Bad, ugly, stupid, etc... Basically, it can mean anything you want it to mean i.e. "That girls hair be lookin boo boo." or "That dude is so boo boo." Or it can even be used like this "Ugh, your dumb dog just boo boo'd on the carpet!"
submitted by meme

Boobaloo

To get quite/very drunk
submitted by Anon

BOOF

A nasty nasty loud Fart
submitted by joe the HOBO

Boogawolf

A girl you dont even go after when your drunk
submitted by mick

Booga_Na!

Say or shout in loud tone to scare someone
submitted by Mr. Famous

Boogie!

To tell someone to move their fat ass!
submitted by ISHMAIL

Boogies

Pyjama bottoms
submitted by joanna & megan :) aka kings

Booglekipper

Boogerpicker
submitted by weighfwrfuo

Booked

Intelligent
submitted by Rosha

Bookie

Big ass head. ie "You bookie head"
submitted by Kelly Tucker

Boom Boom

When a lush lad walks past and you can feel the chemical reaction its boom boom
submitted by shazza

BOOM!

Starts a game of who can think of the most random sounds.
submitted by Random Guy

BOOM!!!

Like well fit... aka boomting, boomy, boomtingalingdingdangdong. Love it!!
submitted by conk!

Boomchicken

Something that smells like sh*t
submitted by Staphonski

Boomshakalaka

A more exciting version of "booya" when something turns out great."
submitted by Rochelle

Boomshanka

May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman.
submitted by iddqd

Boomting

Hot/sexy. ie "That Boy Is Boomting..."
submitted by bhaaybee

Boon

None/nothing/nobody/zero
submitted by natjesusdude

Boonka

It means you're mad ugly
submitted by nero

Boonoonoo

Banana penis, meaning very small penis
submitted by unknown

Boonta

Vagina or penis e.g "get ya boonta out"
submitted by caleb

Boosh beesh bash boosh

What you say after someone says something completely retarted, or not funny
submitted by mike bench

Booshank

Something good
submitted by LIBBY

Booster Seat

A funny name to call a short person
submitted by Slipped Halo

Booty Chokers

Pants that are so tight, they choke your booty
submitted by Vasko

Booty go pow

When a skinny chick has a booty. You see her frontside then when she turns around and boom! She got some booty!
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Booty Go Pow!

A skinny girl with a big bubble booty
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Bootyful

Beauty in the booty
submitted by umyas

Booyeh

Expression used when something has turned out good
submitted by Elmo Bane

Booyeh ka shine

When everything works out
submitted by Smel Gibson

Boozebag

a drinker
submitted by lyndsey d

Bop

Head/Blowjob
submitted by Em

Borange

Not good; rubbish; crap
submitted by on behalf of Ross Noble

Borbarigmus

The sound of a growling stomach
submitted by John

Boshty

Awesome
submitted by nessy

Boski

(Bo-ski) Best friend
submitted by joy

Boss

Something that is really good
submitted by danny chief

Botard

Hobo/retard
submitted by chris dostie

Botia Scank

Someone who enjoys boasting about hookin up with loads of people, mainly a female. Or who is just a plain whore
submitted by Michelley3

Bouank

Famously awesome, so cool, amazing! As in "Dude, you smell Bouank!" or "Damn that girl looks bouank"
submitted by haleemorgan<2

Bouncebackability

The ability to make a major come back
submitted by gaz

Box

Vaginal canal
submitted by Dank

Boxing Glove

What it looks like a lady with a large fanny is concealing in her pants.
submitted by Danny the Fanny

Brad

First, or sober stage of the one known as "Brad"
submitted by Napoleon

Bradical

Second stage of Brad, which is pretty faded
submitted by Napoleon

Bradiculous

Third and final stage of Brad; he's f*ucked up, man.
submitted by Napoleon

Brain

To give oral sex
submitted by YO-YO

Brassmonkey

A boner that just won't go away during the middle of school
submitted by rawker

Breadcrum

It means friend when you greet them. eg "Hey ma breadcrum"
submitted by Bellers

Break A Can/Tinny

To open a can of beer to drink
submitted by Buzza

Breaking the Seal

Your 1st piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

Breasticles

Men have testicles, we women have Breasticles...
submitted by Aislynn

Breazy

Hot chick. Eg. "Your mom's a breazy"
submitted by bob

Breed

A unique breed of an idiot.
submitted by spicy

Bresticles

Hairy moobs (see m-section!)
submitted by Steph

Brew-Ha-Ha

A beer
submitted by Nattyboy420

Bridge Critter

Another word to describe a dirty homeless person (bum)
submitted by Jimi Hughes

Bringing shame on the family

"to fail in style e.g. "miss this shot and you'll be bringing shame on the family"
submitted by northern

Bristley

A hot girl
submitted by shaneo

Britney Spears

Beers
submitted by Cabz

Broadband milk

Unlike ordinary milk, this version can pour out of the container up to 10X faster
submitted by What's your name?

Brodeo

Gathering of mostly males.
submitted by Bukator

Broken red pen

To cut yourself while whackin off.
submitted by jennings

Brough

"(pronounced br-uff) adjective and exclaimation in reguard to the in-ness of an item. ie. "that is one brough shirt!"
submitted by erin

Brouhaha

A way of saying a cat fight or girl fight
submitted by Christian

Brown Kiss

When you blow a brown kiss you farted
submitted by lisa babe

Bruck up

Beat up
submitted by G

Brunkoss

A fat girl with a really tight skirt on
submitted by the man - the legend

Brute Force Marketing

Another name for spam
submitted by Mikewin

Bubble

Having a laugh about something unbelievable
submitted by Sprogg Daddy

Bubble

Having a laugh about something unbelievable
submitted by Sprogg Daddy

bubbler

(bubbla) A drinking fountain that bubbles upwards
submitted by kayla casto

Bubbles

When you get a burp but it doesn't reach your mouth and stops in your throat and it sounds like your tummy is bubbling.
submitted by BB

Bubblosophisticolicious

Bubbly personality, sophistcated and and looks delicious (describes a girl)
submitted by ThePhantomPratt

Bubyboofey

"Means "Love you lots" - said just before going to sleep"
submitted by jes

Buck Nuckle

Male version of a camel toe
submitted by Flipper12368

Buckaroo

The sport of stacking as many things as you can on top of an unconscious friend before they wake up
submitted by Boris

Bucket

A big vagina
submitted by alice g

Bucket Head

A stupid, worthless slut.
submitted by John Wilson from Kentucky

BUD

Abbreviation for Big Ugly Dyke. See also, SFU
submitted by Kazer91

Bud

Bitch, Ugly and Dumb.
submitted by gelato

Budgie Smugglers

Men's underwear briefs.
submitted by jenne

Budgies tongue

Female erection
submitted by Drew

Buffalo Butt

A big bottom
submitted by Smel Gibson

BUFFET

Big Ugly Fat F**kers Eating Together
submitted by Danny P

Bufty

Gay
submitted by McDee

Bugabalooba

Whatever
submitted by Julie McMauns

Buggerage

Extreme pain in the arse, generally caused by baggy boxers and tight pants. Or ex-girlfriends... ;o
submitted by Reno-kun

Buggle

Funny as hell
submitted by Cheez Puff

Buhmuhfuhfeautiful

Butt mother effin' beautiful (:
submitted by Minnie Mouse<3

Buhmuhfuhfugly

Butt mother effin' ugly :p
submitted by Minnie Mouse<3

Bukkakkerific

Awesome, fantastic etc
submitted by Admag

Buldunky

Like butter on a bald monkey (i.e. smooth) can be used sarcastically
submitted by ztreedad

Bule scene

A sex scene in a movie
submitted by someone

Bulldagger

A lesbian that acts like a man, or a ho that acts like a man.
submitted by brian

Bulldog chewing a wasp

Someone with an unfortunate face
submitted by sinister clothcat

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

Someone with an unfortunate face

Bulled

Male term meaning had sex with a girl
submitted by G

Bum

Somebody Special
submitted by Liz Long

Bum bean

The little bits of sh*t you get stuck in your rectum hairs
submitted by liam simpson

Bum cheese

Anus juice, piles
submitted by dean, amy, claire

Bum Curry

An orange runny poo with small lumps in it
submitted by Buzza

Bum nuggets/clinkers

The shit that gets trapped in a mans anal beard
submitted by Ed Gauntlett

Bum Plumber

To plumb the rear end of another male
submitted by Kidney Thief

Bum Weed

Anal hairs
submitted by anon

Bumaty

Another word for crap
submitted by liam edwards

Bumbaclaute

An expression like f**k
submitted by jordan

Bumbershoot

Toilet
submitted by SpenceR

Bumble Crunch

When you squeak a really cute guys arse
submitted by fatty-ov-hull

Bumchan

It means u have a sweaty arse
submitted by totti bogle

Bumfuzzle

Hairy bum
submitted by 007

Bumholion

Just like people from Africa are African, someone who is an asshole or bumhole is a bumholion.
submitted by cLydE

Bummie

Your close friend
submitted by stink

Bumping Squishies

To have sex :)
submitted by Slipped Halo

Bumpkin

Small female chav
submitted by Mal

Bumweed

Hair on your ass (context: "you've got a ridiculous amount of bumweed")
submitted by Benny J, London

Bung

When something's f*cked up
submitted by anonymous

Bunga

Sexual intercourse
submitted by jjap

Bungafied

A chick wearing granny undies. (not cool ladies!)
submitted by misterbone

Bunger

Granny undies
submitted by misterbone

Bungholio

A butt hole
submitted by Dakoda

Bungking

When somethings really f*cked up
submitted by anonymous

Bungtwaddle

The whimpering lamentations of someone who has repeatedly failed you.
submitted by Martha Focker

Bunk

Cool
submitted by ilsnob

Bunkey

A BIG weener
submitted by MQ

Bunny Boiler

A girl who is obsessed about a guy to the point of being scary - based on the movie "Fatal Attraction"
submitted by Anthony

Bunny Puff

An adams apple
submitted by angela st. john, CA

Bunny-fluffer

A woman (or very fat man) with fur growing under their tits
submitted by tom hill

Bunt

To have sex - "have a bunt"
submitted by Chance

Buntay

Said upon impact (when the guy thing, hit the girl thing)
submitted by Dirty_Russian

Burrs

When I was with my friends, we were making cowboy immitations, and instead of saying "uhh..your shirt is a little low.." One of us said, "Your burrs are showing". So it is an inside joke. It means 'Boobs'
submitted by Guest

Buruba

Be right back
submitted by MBD

Bust

Ugly butt-faced asshole
submitted by h-dawg

Bust

A request to for someone to give something to you, or you giving something to them. ie "Bust me a pen"
submitted by Jeff V

Bust-down

A girl you hide from your friends
submitted by mick

Butcher's Dustbin

A term used to describe a ugly womans nether reigons.
submitted by Andy.C

Butt Back

When someone has such a big butt that it goes half way up their back!
submitted by Chelley

Butt crusties

It's someone who doesn't wipe after going sh*t and then the crap forms and hardens and creates butt crusties
submitted by Millie_Villie

Butt Goblin

A small person who likes to eat arse
submitted by Chris

Butt Knocker

Dumb Ass
submitted by SY

Butt Munchies

It can mean hungry and/or something horrible. eg Bob bites butt munchies.. Bob is a butt munchy and he sucks munkey balls.
submitted by butt munchies

Butt nugget

A nugget that comes out of your butt, just this term is funnier
submitted by Lardo

Butt Nuggett

Nice way of saying "Piece of sh*t"
submitted by Cheri

Butt oil

Oil like black sh*t after a night of drinking dark beers
submitted by schula

Butt swab

Gay guy
submitted by jay dizzle

Butt-Burp

Another word for farting
submitted by Waffle

Butt-Slut

Someone who smokes the butts of cigarettes the morning after (you know, when there are no ciggies left, and they are desperate)
submitted by Zoltag

Butt-suckers

Really tight pants
submitted by dreabia

Butter Churner

A weasel of a guy (who is generally also a puss) who hangs around your girlfriend and pretends to be a "friend" while waiting and hoping for the opportunity to move in on her. Usual tactic is to offer her comfort and support at a time of weakness. This method takes time and patience, like churning butter.
submitted by Jimmy Jambalaya

Butter Head

Someone who has a hot body "but her head isn't"
submitted by ur momma

Butterface

"Describing a women with a great body, but not a face to match. i.e. "she has a great body, but her face(butterface)......"
submitted by Nick L

Butterface

When a girl's butt is nice but-her-face is ugly
submitted by anonymous

Butterface

Everything's nice, but her face.
submitted by curtis

Butterz

Fit/hot etc
submitted by Froggy

Buttmunch

Suck. Such as: "You (are a) Buttmunch!"
submitted by LALA

Buzzin

Cool
submitted by rae

BVH

Blue-Veined Hooligan. The 1-eyed skinhead.

Bwah!

To be yelled as annoyingly as possbile and called back...a sort of game (same as uhh!)
submitted by Erin

Bwaha

When something's extremely doubtable, but hilarious
submitted by Ash!