Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with B

B-Doi
So-so hot girl, not too hot, just cute. Can also be used as Low B-Doi or High B-Doi
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma
B.A.H
Blonde at heart, ususally refering to a brunette
submitted by MEEEEE!
B.A.T.A
Buy And Throw Away. A shoe company...
submitted by Arcazan
B.B.
Bodacious Boner
submitted by Leslie
B.F.E.
Bum Fuck Egypt. Middle of nowhere, you're lost
submitted by Dylan
B.F.M
Big fat mess. A good way to call someone without them knowing what you mean!
submitted by JustB3N
B.I.L.F.
Brother I'd Like F**k
submitted by Nurp
B.I.T.C.H
Beautiful individual that causes hard-ons
submitted by cazzy
B.I.T.C.H.
Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming, and Horny
submitted by Emily
B.I.T.C.H.
Being In Total Control of Him
submitted by B
B.I.V
Booger In View
submitted by Emily Smith
B.M.W
Big Mexican Women
submitted by Kelsey
B.M.W.
Black Man Wiener
submitted by Bobby White and Tig
B.O.B.F.O.C
Similar to butterface. It simply means Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
submitted by Pasture Of Muppets
B.O.G.F.F.H.
Body of Godess, Face from hell
submitted by Johnny Longnutz
B.R.A.T
Beautiful/Ready for anything/Adorable/Together forever
submitted by I LOVE SAM
Ba-Donk-A-Donk
A particularly large female posterior
submitted by davjam89
Babbar
Term of endearment (adapted from baby/babby)
submitted by Anon
Babel
(pronounced babe-l , not babble) affectionate name for a friend eg. hey babel...see ya babel
submitted by Shelly
Bable
You can use it instead of "dumb" or "idiot" or anything of that sort.
submitted by Geo8gette and Sami8aaa
Baboy
Mad angry
submitted by Jessie goss
Baby Batter
Semen
submitted by The King of Plop
Baby Fat
Somebody who is overweight but won't admit it
submitted by Eric Chin
Back Porchin' It
Chill on the back porch
submitted by Tom cook
Back-alley Waitress
An overly-dressed prostitute.
submitted by ted
Backdoor bandit
A gay
submitted by Craig W
Backdoor milk man
Someone who delivers that smooth white stuff to your back door
submitted by tom barratt
Backdoor-Bandit
Someone who gives it up the chuff
submitted by DJ
Backup Friend
If all your good friends aren't there, this is the person you have to settle with.
submitted by ilsnob
Badabing-Badabong!
If you have done something well shout it out and feel proud!
submitted by Joooannnee
Badger
Quite frankly anything you want it to, from insult to compliment, via the word you can't quite think of at the moment
submitted by wasterbadger
Badger Scrotum
A really dumb guy with no clue
submitted by evil queen bee
Badgered
To be tired
submitted by smartie
Badgery
To be inserted before any four letter word to give it extra emphasis
submitted by hullabaloo
Badlabdabdabdab
That funny stuff that christmas trees are wrapped in.
submitted by Wooglefulness
Badly Packed Kabab
Eatting out a woman
submitted by PIP
Badong
Bad and Wrong so very bad and wrong is badong
submitted by Polly
Badonk-adonk
A nice butt
submitted by that guy
Badonkadonk
A female's special place
submitted by me
Badoosh
Used to annoy people, and to say 'get out of my face'
submitted by Joe
Badoozie
Big Butt
submitted by Mr. Ankle Spanker
Bag Of Doom
A person that is always sad and depressed. Example- "Cheer up you bag of doom!!"
submitted by xodeadlykisses
Bag of Doucheness
Similar to douche bag, only times infinity
submitted by Ty
Bag of smashed assholes
When you can feel no worse or lower than you do.
submitted by justinyourgirl
Bagel
A really hot guy! EX: Bagel w/ cream cheese=SUPER HOT GUY! Crumb=REALLY UGLY GUY
submitted by Babe-L
Bagel
A hot guy
submitted by paula
Baghead
An offensive word - "You Baghead" - Drug Addict
submitted by Stevie Sausage
Bagina
A fat girls flab that hangs over past her vagina.
submitted by Angel
Bagina
A female's large Vagina e.g "WHOA! You have one epic Bagina!"
submitted by Jose Doritos
Bah
Expression of disgust, boredom or laziness. Ultimate answer to all questions known to man and some of the more intelligent animals
submitted by Dynamite Heady
BAH!
Used as an expression when your just too damn lazy to say anything else. It's a great way to avoid unecessary conversation
submitted by Retard
Bahoovy
Kind of has a similar meaning as groovy. I often use both words together to describe a feeling of ultra happiness. A modern take.
submitted by Vickie Bellefontaine
Bail
To run like the wind, if you're doing something you shouldn't and happen to get caught you should BAIL
submitted by jellytot
Baited
To be caught. (eg. "you got baited")
submitted by Oakville player, what the hell you guys
Bajabbers!
A comment or exclamation you can use in any daily conversation.
submitted by Your Adams Apple
Bajazzafrical
An awesome dance move: ex. "Wow, that move was bajazzafrical"
submitted by Michelle
Bajingoo
A lady's front door ;)
submitted by me :)
Baked
When you have just experienced good sex
submitted by chris
Baked
High off your ass.
submitted by Don't worry about it!
Bakery Chin
Someone with a lot of chins
submitted by 4lyf
Baldwin
Girls use this to describe hot guys
submitted by hotmark89
Ball bag licker
To suck up to some one
submitted by col
Ball Baster
A woman or gay man's tongue
submitted by Dick Gizinya
Ball-Bag-Botherer
A gentleman who enjoys bothering another mans scrotal sack.
submitted by Baldman
Ball-Juggling
Procrastinating; taking forever to do something
submitted by Nattyboy420
Ball-sectimy
It's a funny nickname to give your friend. =]
submitted by BILO
Balloon Knot
Slang for arse hole
submitted by {}={}AVOC
Balloon Knot
An anus
submitted by John
Balls-Deep
To get right in there
submitted by Captain Coco
Baloon head
Inflated forehead
submitted by adam a.
Balsamic
Commonly used in terms refering to the cold weather. ie "It's bloody balsamic out here" meaning cold.
submitted by Joshy The Cat
Balsh
The part in between your chin and neck
submitted by Graeme McLean
Bamboozo
A lie
submitted by Rit
Bananas
When a guys ding dong is bent
submitted by vimpto
Banardon
A very bent shaped hard-on. (Banana/Hardon)
submitted by Seymour butts
Banga
Amazing. ie "That's awesome sweet dude"
submitted by kleo, kledizzle or desumpy
Bangarang
Expression of joy or surprise
submitted by wendaline
Bangin'
When something is cool or awesome
submitted by Loren Maguire
Banshee
Shemale
submitted by Holly Woodsmith
Baps
Boobs
submitted by jimmy
Barb Wire Boxers
When you underwear is cutting right through you...
submitted by Philbert
Barbie Gone-wrong
Someone who's trying to be a bleach blonde tart but has miserably failed!
submitted by becky
Barclay
To blatantly cheat in public
submitted by Colin Hunt
Barezz
An alternative to 'very' e.g 'Oh my god she is barezz pretty'
submitted by this girl
Bargainschnoff
A bargain that is so good, it requires an additional ending
submitted by anonymous
Barge-Pole
i.e., someone you would not touch with a barge-pole. A 'munter' or 'beast.'
submitted by Kirsty
Barmpop
An idiot
submitted by louise
Barry
It's a word for those really annoying people who go round starting fights and wear sports clothes and caps and also think they're cool
submitted by Craig Anderson
Barse
Space between ones bollix and arse
submitted by ciaran
Barsnicula
Random word to use for an object that you can't remember the real name of.
submitted by Brittany(((:
Bassfart
While sitting down, a fart that causes your seat to shake but makes little or no noise.
submitted by ted
Baszd meg
Pronounced Bahzd-mehg : F*** You in Hungarian
submitted by Jonni
Batch
A name only British Coventrians give to a roll or bun. i.e 'can I have that ham and cheese batch please?'…
submitted by Meddy
Battiestan
Say to someone thats a puff. e.g "you're from battiestan" or "hes a battiestan"
submitted by meza the almighty
Bazinga
A famous phrase which is used instead of a "HA-HA"
submitted by Maddieee
Bazookas
Mahoosive Boobs
submitted by Mice
Beach-whale
A fatty who gets on your nerves
submitted by DDAANNII
Beached whale
A REALLY fat person who is on the ground.
submitted by d-low3
Beans of Coolness
Variation on Cool Beans
submitted by Joel from Falls Church
Beans of coolness
Alternative to "cool beans"
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Bear
An alternative to "well". eg. "Bear good"
submitted by james
Bear
To do something incredibly awesome while high or drunk.
submitted by BREEZZY
Bearded Clam
Hairy womens vagina
submitted by Vanessa
Bearded Mistress
A womens special place, not shaved
submitted by lennox
Beast
Someone, as the word implies, that is too dog-ugly for any other comparison to be made. See also, 'Barge-Pole' and 'Munter'
submitted by Kirsty
Beast
It's somethink that is really wicked. eg "That's beast" also see mint.
submitted by jess, cornwall
Beast Face
An ugly person
submitted by Chris' Friend
Beat it
To masterbate incesantly
submitted by Matt B and the boys of Munster
Beating around the bush
Having sex with a girl
submitted by Caitlin
Beatlejuice
What you get when you put John, Paul & George through the Ringo
submitted by Winnie the Mandela
Beats
To be pronounced "B-orts" when giving a best mate beats
submitted by anonymous
Beauty and the Beast
A girl who looks beautiful from behind but has the face of a beast
submitted by The Griff
Beaver Ball Licker
A suck up...just funny to say
submitted by Julie
Beaver Beater
A Dildo
submitted by 4lyf
Beaver Leaver
Homosexual male
submitted by Swanny
Beavers Muff
Dry mouth
submitted by devo n tasha
Bebble
An extremely ugly person
submitted by annie
Beconffuzzled
To be confused
submitted by alex
Bed - Squeaking
Another term for sex
submitted by naughti_girl XxxX
Bed Wetter
One who is overly fond of process, typically an auditor or security champion. Derived from the fact that such people are the product of a bullied childhood and or wet the bed till a significant age and very limited understanding.
submitted by TSB
Bediquette
Proper sleeping etiquette (not stealing the covers or snoring, etc.)
submitted by Adair
Bee-atch
A pimps hooker. but used in an affectionate way. i.e when talking about my friend i say my bee-atch did this, my bee-atch did that
submitted by con
Bee-atch
It's a cool word for bitch
submitted by anonymous
Beef
A disagreement between people, usualy scary chavs and common folk
submitted by happy shopper
Beef Curtains
A womans vaginal lips
submitted by Chrisdarockstar
Beef broth
Descriptive word to describe an ugly/facially inept person
submitted by Helsby
Beef Patty
Fat Girl
submitted by Manmeet
Beef Soup
Something disgusting
submitted by Rhiannon
Beef Tits
Man boobies
submitted by Rachy C--Thunder Bay
Beefeater
Gay on gin
submitted by Ralphie Roffleman
Beefy McManstick
A man with a large penis
submitted by Polly
Beer Coat
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
Beer Compass
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
Beer Muscles
"one obtains beer muscles after drinking their @ss off; they believe that they have super human strength and ability and constantly say to every person who looks at them, "WASSUP B!TCH"
submitted by mizz SYgon
Beer Scooter
When you are drunk and suddenly find yourself somewhere else with no recolection of the journey, the beer scooter took you.
submitted by Clackers
beer balls
Sweaty balls from alcohol consumption
submitted by MarkxCore
Beer-Goggles
The invisible glasses that appear while drunk, thus convertingthe 'Beast' into 'Beauty'.
submitted by L'Egiptian, Mass&Tintin
Beer-rape
Adjective, to be Beer-raped - to have beer forced upon you by a beer-rapist, usualy to the cry of "you're double parked, see it off"
submitted by Boredinbelgium
Beermonkey
Funny way of saying alcoholic
submitted by claire
Beersty
Thirsty for beer.
submitted by Caliman
Begezzled
Awesome
submitted by star denkhoff
Beish
Highest level of a bitch
submitted by cecil shikadance
Bell end
Something you call people you don't like, or if they're just annoying you
submitted by Mr Penis
Bellenduous
Similar to Bell-end, It means 'Bell-end like'
submitted by Jethro Walker =]
Belly Bostin
Sumthing to say after you have had something very nice to eat... usually a great complement to the chef/cook
submitted by Kaz
Belly Button Chicken Pox!
It means.. nothing really... just sounds weird and if you think about it.. ooh! Gross!
submitted by LatinaSpice15
Belly Fart
When you have to fart soo bad but you don't want to because people are aroud so you tighten you butt and you fart in you stomach
submitted by LemonSeed
Belly Pussy
When someone has a large belly sitting low & their pants are too tight-it squeezes the belly together causing a fold resembling a pussy
submitted by Nene
Belly Toes
When someone has a big, fat belly that hangs down to their toes!
submitted by Chelley
Bellyflopter
A bellyflop but with style
submitted by rax
Beltin
Looks/sounds stupid
submitted by rae
Beltin'
Something is well good, extrodinary, superb, couldn't be better! e.g. "Aye that were beltin'!"
submitted by Kaz
Benecoco
Kiss
submitted by will
Beng
A person with limited intelligence or learning difficulties
submitted by Biggy Boyle
Bentley
A loser, a person that sucks, an unpopular person
submitted by chikadee
Bermuda Triangle
when you unfortuantly see up a fat girls skirt. all you see is the small triangle of cloth. the bermuda triangle.
submitted by tall guy
Bertamous
Ghetto version of beautiful
submitted by Carley and I know michaela
Beswick
Slang for the word sh*t. For example - "Dude you are such a Beswick!", "I feel like getting Beswick-faced tonight!" and "This food tastes like Beswick"
submitted by Ted Maul
Betty
A really really hot girl e.g 'Tara is definately a Betty'. Originates from The Flintstones because Betty was hot. See also Barney and Wilma.
submitted by hotmark89
Betty Swollocks
Sweaty Bollocks
submitted by .:Azzar:.
Beure
(Pronounced "Be-Your") A sexy looking girl
submitted by Kate
Bhostcut
Bastard child of satan
submitted by anticurlsstalker
BI YA NIDI
Cool way of sayin hey!
submitted by BI YA NIDIER
Biatch
Bitch
submitted by kyle
Bibble
A random word in order to end an awkward or boring silence
submitted by Ruth
Biddie
Describes an extremely hot guy
submitted by Amanda
Biff
To snap-smack someone in the back of the head with the back of your hand.
submitted by Mike Hunt
Biff Baff Ridge
Area between front and rears bottoms
submitted by Danny the Fanny
Biffa
Have you ever heard of a "Biffa bin"? Well they're big so if you call someone a Biffa it's basically calling them fat e.g "You are so biffa"
submitted by courtney bourn
Bifkin
Piece of skin between your ball sack and your ass hole
submitted by John Andrews
Bift
A reefer
submitted by sinister clothcat
Big Booty Judy
A girl with a big booty
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Big Burp
My Boyfriend's Wrestling name!
submitted by Volleyballbabe0007
Big Chewsie
An extremely fat girl with a pretty face that would be hot if she lost a couple hundred pounds
submitted by Clay
Big-bowl-of-ugly
Used to say something is ugly i.e. "ew! he's a big bowl of ugly!"
submitted by ♥shoobittysheezblahblah♥4815162342SUGARHIGH
Biggit
Make it BIG
submitted by Dan n Matt
Bikini-bopper
A name used to classify a person or persons who dresses in revealing outfits, flirts with all cute guys and judges you if you don’t look exactly like them. - Also see "popular" and "plastic"
submitted by Laine Phillips
Bill
Calling someone a "Bill" is a much nicer way of calling them a HUGE asshole!
submitted by QUEENIE MAC
Billy Bargin
Good price
submitted by Cheap skate
Billy brown bell
A gay
submitted by ryan!
Binchy Boob
A girl with Big HUGE boobs
submitted by Jake
Bingle
Being single
submitted by Kyles
Bingo Wobblers
The fat on the underside of your arms that wobbles when you wave your hand, hence bingo. Old granny, fat bingo players
submitted by tara
Bingo Wings
Fat underneath your arms that wobbles when you wave. Basically fat under your arms i.e "Look at her bingo wings"
submitted by kiss_my_ass
Bink
The act of flicking someone in their nutsack, usually makes them fall to floor completely incapacitated.
submitted by Chuck U. Farley
Bint
Someone really annoying (usually an older person)
submitted by aimee
Bint
Slang for a girl
submitted by pb
Bird lips
Someone who drinks too slow
submitted by UOPac12
Bison
Sucks
submitted by jimmy zombie
Bisto Bitch
A fat bird that wears hardly any clothes and jumps about in a club wiping her gravy (sweat) all over you!!
submitted by Leigh
Bit
Female genatalia, e.g . "Cross your legs, your bit is showing."
submitted by Meh!
Bita craic lik
Good fun. ("Awh do I, it'll be a bita craic lik")
submitted by norn irish person
Bitch Jockey
A guy who is too bitchy to actually root a girl (e.g. "Don't be such a bitch jockey!")
submitted by Steph is the best!!
Bitch Pops
Alcohol such as wkd, smirnoff ice, barcardi breezer, archers etc also known as panda pops. Gay drinks
submitted by cookie
Bitch tits
Male breasts
submitted by oh no-one
Bitch-arse
Arsey bitch - Male or Female
submitted by Kev
bitchard
Female form of bastard
submitted by Paul
Bitchard
What you would call a guy who is acting like a total cooze.
submitted by John
Bitchassness
What you say to someone when they are being a total bitch ass. Like ''cut it with the bitchassness''
submitted by Funbags A.K.A. Joey
Bite My Cootie Butt
Same as Bite Me but with cooties
submitted by Alg
Bizatch smack
Talking about somebody behind their back
submitted by Stevie
Bizatches
Blackmore slang for Bitches
submitted by The Ginger posse
Bizinga
Victory
submitted by madster
Bizzatch
Another word for bitch only you won't get into trouble for saying bizzatch
submitted by catherine
Bizzeee Bizzeee
It can mean anything really. When some minger talks to you at a bar you say "am bizzeee". Or "What did you get up to last night?" - "owwww bizzeee bizzeee". Must be said in a really camp voice for full effect
submitted by SJO
Bizzle
"Bye babe!"
submitted by Georgiee Lou Attenborough <3 xx
Bizznatch
Another word for bitch, it's easy to say and funny too
submitted by joke you
Blaaaaair
It mean Ewww as in Tony Blaaaaair is so gross and annoying
submitted by Bizzi
Blabber Chabber
Someone who talks about nothing but random jibberish
submitted by ishmail
Bladdah-wiggly
Urgent desire to use the popular object A,K,A the Toilet.
submitted by Daeh
Bladdered
Drunk
submitted by Jon Aston, Walsall
Blade
An annoying person
submitted by Anthony
Blah Blah Blah Yackity Smackity
An interuption to be used when your half listening to someone but can't actually be bothered to hear the end of it and show them that you totally disregard everything they've just said anyway.
submitted by Polly
Blahugenhaffergogne
Crazy; Psychotic; Loony; Needs proffesional help.
submitted by Robin and Desiree
Blairing/Bushing it
Doing exactly what the world leaders are doing ... F*cking everything up!!
submitted by Narna (D.S)
Blar
Yell when you see a fat person
submitted by anonymous
Blargh
Means "Huh?"
submitted by James Mce
Blarr
A force similar to gravity which only works on fridays. It is similar to gravity in all respects except that it is slightly stronger which is why everyone feels knackered on Fridays
submitted by Superjim
Blashe
Annoying...exp "Tara" is so blashe!
submitted by Felicia and Natalie!
Bleedin deadly
Excellent
submitted by Jordanna- Ireland
Blimp
An insult that you can call your friends without hurting their feelings because you can change the meaning whenever you like. Also, if you are in a really random mood then you can use it for almost anything
submitted by Masta Rasta**
Blinded
Totally Pissed
submitted by Whits
Blingle Shingle
A total chav (towney), that acts like 50 cent
submitted by cozza cha
Blingtacular
Totally SWEET!!!!!!
submitted by El Stumpo
Blip
TV remote. Often lost.
submitted by Reno-kun
Blog
A criminal - stands for you "bacon licking old granny"
submitted by abi
Blogvasion
When a fellow blogger overruns or attempts to overrun your blog with massive amounts of bs
submitted by Snoozechao
Blondidity
A word that finally combines Blonde and idiot. The core of all those stupid blonde moments people have, even when they're not blonde.
submitted by KayDog
Bloob
Another word for ooze....e.g. "That ice cream bloobed all over my pants"
submitted by Pam
Bloob
Nasty boobs that are saggy....or are lice infested
submitted by PLK
Bloogey
When you sneeze and snot comes out
submitted by sarah
Bloomer Puddin'
Vagina
submitted by Diaper Dan
Blopper
Another word for a remote
submitted by Kat
Blow
Meaning to steal something (ie: lets go blow that condom)
submitted by a very horny guy
Blubber
Used when there is an akward silence.
submitted by Mad Corn Dog Dwee Dwee
Bluff
Belly button fluff
submitted by chris
Blugar
Someone hat's REALLY stupid, or dumb ex. : "He's so blugar!"
submitted by GhettoGurkl
Blumkin
Get BJ while taking a dump
submitted by nakassak
Blumpkin
Getting head while takin' a dump
submitted by Nattyboy420
Blumpy
Getting blown while taking a dump
submitted by Ken
Blurk
Puking a little when you burp
submitted by Anna
Blurter bottom
Someone who does lots of loud and stinky farts
submitted by jessms
BMOC
Big Man On Campus. Someone who thinks they’re all that in any situation!
submitted by KimG
BMW
Be My Wife
submitted by duqi
BMW
Big Mexican Women
submitted by Kathy
Bo-Jank
To Steal. "I bo-janked your money"
submitted by im shatpank
Boabed
When something unlucky happens to you or you are the butt of a joke then you are boabed (or the boabee!)
submitted by world domination
Boateng
Means GAY or GOOD i.e "hes a boateng" means hes a gay or "thats BOATENG" as in thats good
submitted by mezaking
Bob
The name in which you call someone if you have forgotten their actual name
submitted by Bill & Barry
Bob Marley
A type of soccer (football) kick, in which the ball stays near the ground. It's called a Bob Marley, because it keeps on the grass.
submitted by Kazer91
Bob Saget!
A word used in a moment of distress or anxiety, instead of using "GOD DAMMIT!"
submitted by XxiDecadencexX
Bobble boobies
When your boobies juggle about horrendously and your bra is too big
submitted by Bob
Bobby Dinero
Money, from dinero which is spanish for money, used in phrases like "Got no bobby to go out"
submitted by key key
Bobdrolic
To be silly
submitted by MamaduCpt
Bobs
Flip flops
submitted by >>lucifer<<
Bocca
Hair cut. ie "You've had a bocca"
submitted by chubgutz
Bochie
Something scary
submitted by Jaylene baiamonte
Bodaget
Complete and total moron (ie "You are such a bodaget")
submitted by your mom
Bodengi
You idiot
submitted by joker
Bogan
Something along the lines of wanker...
submitted by kc
Boge
An affectionate term for a younger sister
submitted by Skoof
Bogle
Pronounced 'boah-gal' - When something goes in your favour or you have done something good (Trisha off bo selecta uses it)
submitted by Joel himself
Bogle
A dance that involves swirling the crotch 360 in the direction of an attractive female, or the male of the group, who's a Melvin
submitted by Johnny Nocash
Bogus Master 5000
An individual who's bogus level exceeds that of 4999.
submitted by Skatmaster
BOHICA
Bend Over Here It Comes Again
submitted by Ryan D
Bombed it
From the verb 'to bomb', when you get sweat patches usually under arm e.g on a night out you would say "I've bombed it"
submitted by key key
Bombing Pearl Harbor
I laid her/him already
submitted by yer mom.(:
Bombs away!
To be said after a male ejaculates whilst having sex
submitted by THEWORL
Bone of Contention
A hard-on that causes an argument. e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.
Bone Smoker
Homosexual
submitted by CLSB-KEGGER
Boned
Something that sucked, really bad. Ex: "Dude, that Boned!"
submitted by Invader Koala
Boner-waist
The buldge near the crotch of your jeans caused by sitting down, causing it to appear that one has a hard on.
submitted by Bob
Boneskitty
Crazy
submitted by Darrel
Bongi
Someone being senseless, very boring and irritating
submitted by nlliii
Bonobo
Dummy, idiot, fool, monkey
submitted by Bukator
Bonzer
"Great, good..."what a bonzer idea"
submitted by anon
Bonzer
Exciting or wonderful
submitted by Chicken Joe
Boo
Your boyfriend
submitted by GhettoGurkl
Boo boo
Bad, ugly, stupid, etc... Basically, it can mean anything you want it to mean i.e. "That girls hair be lookin boo boo." or "That dude is so boo boo." Or it can even be used like this "Ugh, your dumb dog just boo boo'd on the carpet!"
submitted by meme
Boobaloo
To get quite/very drunk
submitted by Anon
BOOF
A nasty nasty loud Fart
submitted by joe the HOBO
Boogawolf
A girl you dont even go after when your drunk
submitted by mick
Booga_Na!
Say or shout in loud tone to scare someone
submitted by Mr. Famous
Boogie!
To tell someone to move their fat ass!
submitted by ISHMAIL
Boogies
Pyjama bottoms
submitted by joanna & megan :) aka kings
Booglekipper
Boogerpicker
submitted by weighfwrfuo
Booked
Intelligent
submitted by Rosha
Bookie
Big ass head. ie "You bookie head"
submitted by Kelly Tucker
Boom Boom
When a lush lad walks past and you can feel the chemical reaction its boom boom
submitted by shazza
BOOM!
Starts a game of who can think of the most random sounds.
submitted by Random Guy
BOOM!!!
Like well fit... aka boomting, boomy, boomtingalingdingdangdong. Love it!!
submitted by conk!
Boomchicken
Something that smells like sh*t
submitted by Staphonski
Boomshakalaka
A more exciting version of "booya" when something turns out great."
submitted by Rochelle
Boomshanka
May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman.
submitted by iddqd
Boomting
Hot/sexy. ie "That Boy Is Boomting..."
submitted by bhaaybee
Boon
None/nothing/nobody/zero
submitted by natjesusdude
Boonka
It means you're mad ugly
submitted by nero
Boonoonoo
Banana penis, meaning very small penis
submitted by unknown
Boonta
Vagina or penis e.g "get ya boonta out"
submitted by caleb
Boosh beesh bash boosh
What you say after someone says something completely retarted, or not funny
submitted by mike bench
Booshank
Something good
submitted by LIBBY
Booster Seat
A funny name to call a short person
submitted by Slipped Halo
Booty Chokers
Pants that are so tight, they choke your booty
submitted by Vasko
Booty go pow
When a skinny chick has a booty. You see her frontside then when she turns around and boom! She got some booty!
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Booty Go Pow!
A skinny girl with a big bubble booty
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Bootyful
Beauty in the booty
submitted by umyas
Booyeh
Expression used when something has turned out good
submitted by Elmo Bane
Booyeh ka shine
When everything works out
submitted by Smel Gibson
Boozebag
a drinker
submitted by lyndsey d
Bop
Head/Blowjob
submitted by Em
Borange
Not good; rubbish; crap
submitted by on behalf of Ross Noble
Borbarigmus
The sound of a growling stomach
submitted by John
Boshty
Awesome
submitted by nessy
Boski
(Bo-ski) Best friend
submitted by joy
Boss
Something that is really good
submitted by danny chief
Botard
Hobo/retard
submitted by chris dostie
Botia Scank
Someone who enjoys boasting about hookin up with loads of people, mainly a female. Or who is just a plain whore
submitted by Michelley3
Bouank
Famously awesome, so cool, amazing! As in "Dude, you smell Bouank!" or "Damn that girl looks bouank"
submitted by haleemorgan<2
Bouncebackability
The ability to make a major come back
submitted by gaz
Box
Vaginal canal
submitted by Dank
Boxing Glove
What it looks like a lady with a large fanny is concealing in her pants.
submitted by Danny the Fanny
Brad
First, or sober stage of the one known as "Brad"
submitted by Napoleon
Bradical
Second stage of Brad, which is pretty faded
submitted by Napoleon
Bradiculous
Third and final stage of Brad; he's f*ucked up, man.
submitted by Napoleon
Brain
To give oral sex
submitted by YO-YO
Brassmonkey
A boner that just won't go away during the middle of school
submitted by rawker
Breadcrum
It means friend when you greet them. eg "Hey ma breadcrum"
submitted by Bellers
Break A Can/Tinny
To open a can of beer to drink
submitted by Buzza
Breaking the Seal
Your 1st piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
Breasticles
Men have testicles, we women have Breasticles...
submitted by Aislynn
Breazy
Hot chick. Eg. "Your mom's a breazy"
submitted by bob
Breed
A unique breed of an idiot.
submitted by spicy
Bresticles
Hairy moobs (see m-section!)
submitted by Steph
Brew-Ha-Ha
A beer
submitted by Nattyboy420
Bridge Critter
Another word to describe a dirty homeless person (bum)
submitted by Jimi Hughes
Bringing shame on the family
"to fail in style e.g. "miss this shot and you'll be bringing shame on the family"
submitted by northern
Bristley
A hot girl
submitted by shaneo
Britney Spears
Beers
submitted by Cabz
Broadband milk
Unlike ordinary milk, this version can pour out of the container up to 10X faster
submitted by What's your name?
Brodeo
Gathering of mostly males.
submitted by Bukator
Broken red pen
To cut yourself while whackin off.
submitted by jennings
Brough
"(pronounced br-uff) adjective and exclaimation in reguard to the in-ness of an item. ie. "that is one brough shirt!"
submitted by erin
Brouhaha
A way of saying a cat fight or girl fight
submitted by Christian
Brown Kiss
When you blow a brown kiss you farted
submitted by lisa babe
Bruck up
Beat up
submitted by G
Brunkoss
A fat girl with a really tight skirt on
submitted by the man - the legend
Brute Force Marketing
Another name for spam
submitted by Mikewin
Bubble
Having a laugh about something unbelievable
submitted by Sprogg Daddy
Bubble
Having a laugh about something unbelievable
submitted by Sprogg Daddy
bubbler
(bubbla) A drinking fountain that bubbles upwards
submitted by kayla casto
Bubbles
When you get a burp but it doesn't reach your mouth and stops in your throat and it sounds like your tummy is bubbling.
submitted by BB
Bubblosophisticolicious
Bubbly personality, sophistcated and and looks delicious (describes a girl)
submitted by ThePhantomPratt
Bubyboofey
"Means "Love you lots" - said just before going to sleep"
submitted by jes
Buck Nuckle
Male version of a camel toe
submitted by Flipper12368
Buckaroo
The sport of stacking as many things as you can on top of an unconscious friend before they wake up
submitted by Boris
Bucket
A big vagina
submitted by alice g
Bucket Head
A stupid, worthless slut.
submitted by John Wilson from Kentucky
BUD
Abbreviation for Big Ugly Dyke. See also, SFU
submitted by Kazer91
Bud
Bitch, Ugly and Dumb.
submitted by gelato
Budgie Smugglers
Men's underwear briefs.
submitted by jenne
Budgies tongue
Female erection
submitted by Drew
Buffalo Butt
A big bottom
submitted by Smel Gibson
BUFFET
Big Ugly Fat F**kers Eating Together
submitted by Danny P
Bufty
Gay
submitted by McDee
Bugabalooba
Whatever
submitted by Julie McMauns
Buggerage
Extreme pain in the arse, generally caused by baggy boxers and tight pants. Or ex-girlfriends... ;o
submitted by Reno-kun
Buggle
Funny as hell
submitted by Cheez Puff
Buhmuhfuhfeautiful
Butt mother effin' beautiful (:
submitted by Minnie Mouse<3
Buhmuhfuhfugly
Butt mother effin' ugly :p
submitted by Minnie Mouse<3
Bukkakkerific
Awesome, fantastic etc
submitted by Admag
Buldunky
Like butter on a bald monkey (i.e. smooth) can be used sarcastically
submitted by ztreedad
Bule scene
A sex scene in a movie
submitted by someone
Bulldagger
A lesbian that acts like a man, or a ho that acts like a man.
submitted by brian
Bulldog chewing a wasp
Someone with an unfortunate face
submitted by sinister clothcat
Bulldog licking piss off a thistle
Someone with an unfortunate face
Bulled
Male term meaning had sex with a girl
submitted by G
Bum
Somebody Special
submitted by Liz Long
Bum bean
The little bits of sh*t you get stuck in your rectum hairs
submitted by liam simpson
Bum cheese
Anus juice, piles
submitted by dean, amy, claire
Bum Curry
An orange runny poo with small lumps in it
submitted by Buzza
Bum nuggets/clinkers
The shit that gets trapped in a mans anal beard
submitted by Ed Gauntlett
Bum Plumber
To plumb the rear end of another male
submitted by Kidney Thief
Bum Weed
Anal hairs
submitted by anon
Bumaty
Another word for crap
submitted by liam edwards
Bumbaclaute
An expression like f**k
submitted by jordan
Bumbershoot
Toilet
submitted by SpenceR
Bumble Crunch
When you squeak a really cute guys arse
submitted by fatty-ov-hull
Bumchan
It means u have a sweaty arse
submitted by totti bogle
Bumfuzzle
Hairy bum
submitted by 007
Bumholion
Just like people from Africa are African, someone who is an asshole or bumhole is a bumholion.
submitted by cLydE
Bummie
Your close friend
submitted by stink
Bumping Squishies
To have sex :)
submitted by Slipped Halo
Bumpkin
Small female chav
submitted by Mal
Bumweed
Hair on your ass (context: "you've got a ridiculous amount of bumweed")
submitted by Benny J, London
Bung
When something's f*cked up
submitted by anonymous
Bunga
Sexual intercourse
submitted by jjap
Bungafied
A chick wearing granny undies. (not cool ladies!)
submitted by misterbone
Bunger
Granny undies
submitted by misterbone
Bungholio
A butt hole
submitted by Dakoda
Bungking
When somethings really f*cked up
submitted by anonymous
Bungtwaddle
The whimpering lamentations of someone who has repeatedly failed you.
submitted by Martha Focker
Bunk
Cool
submitted by ilsnob
Bunkey
A BIG weener
submitted by MQ
Bunny Boiler
A girl who is obsessed about a guy to the point of being scary - based on the movie "Fatal Attraction"
submitted by Anthony
Bunny Puff
An adams apple
submitted by angela st. john, CA
Bunny-fluffer
A woman (or very fat man) with fur growing under their tits
submitted by tom hill
Bunt
To have sex - "have a bunt"
submitted by Chance
Buntay
Said upon impact (when the guy thing, hit the girl thing)
submitted by Dirty_Russian
Burrs
When I was with my friends, we were making cowboy immitations, and instead of saying "uhh..your shirt is a little low.." One of us said, "Your burrs are showing". So it is an inside joke. It means 'Boobs'
submitted by Guest
Buruba
Be right back
submitted by MBD
Bust
Ugly butt-faced asshole
submitted by h-dawg
Bust
A request to for someone to give something to you, or you giving something to them. ie "Bust me a pen"
submitted by Jeff V
Bust-down
A girl you hide from your friends
submitted by mick
Butcher's Dustbin
A term used to describe a ugly womans nether reigons.
submitted by Andy.C
Butt Back
When someone has such a big butt that it goes half way up their back!
submitted by Chelley
Butt crusties
It's someone who doesn't wipe after going sh*t and then the crap forms and hardens and creates butt crusties
submitted by Millie_Villie
Butt Goblin
A small person who likes to eat arse
submitted by Chris
Butt Knocker
Dumb Ass
submitted by SY
Butt Munchies
It can mean hungry and/or something horrible. eg Bob bites butt munchies.. Bob is a butt munchy and he sucks munkey balls.
submitted by butt munchies
Butt nugget
A nugget that comes out of your butt, just this term is funnier
submitted by Lardo
Butt Nuggett
Nice way of saying "Piece of sh*t"
submitted by Cheri
Butt oil
Oil like black sh*t after a night of drinking dark beers
submitted by schula
Butt swab
Gay guy
submitted by jay dizzle
Butt-Burp
Another word for farting
submitted by Waffle
Butt-Slut
Someone who smokes the butts of cigarettes the morning after (you know, when there are no ciggies left, and they are desperate)
submitted by Zoltag
Butt-suckers
Really tight pants
submitted by dreabia
Butter Churner
A weasel of a guy (who is generally also a puss) who hangs around your girlfriend and pretends to be a "friend" while waiting and hoping for the opportunity to move in on her. Usual tactic is to offer her comfort and support at a time of weakness. This method takes time and patience, like churning butter.
submitted by Jimmy Jambalaya
Butter Head
Someone who has a hot body "but her head isn't"
submitted by ur momma
Butterface
"Describing a women with a great body, but not a face to match. i.e. "she has a great body, but her face(butterface)......"
submitted by Nick L
Butterface
When a girl's butt is nice but-her-face is ugly
submitted by anonymous
Butterface
Everything's nice, but her face.
submitted by curtis
Butterz
Fit/hot etc
submitted by Froggy
Buttmunch
Suck. Such as: "You (are a) Buttmunch!"
submitted by LALA
Buzzin
Cool
submitted by rae
BVH
Blue-Veined Hooligan. The 1-eyed skinhead.
Bwah!
To be yelled as annoyingly as possbile and called back...a sort of game (same as uhh!)
submitted by Erin
Bwaha
When something's extremely doubtable, but hilarious
submitted by Ash!