Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with G

G Rizz
It can be used in place of any word
submitted by Jim
G-leaf
Them twats that think they are ganstas but are just twats.
submitted by jak d
G-Unat
It's an insult towards people who are gangsters or preps and stuff. Me and some friends use it like everyday... "ja ja ja ja ja g-unat!"
submitted by Dai
G.A.Y
Georgous, Attractive and Young
submitted by Courtney Goy
G.G.G.
Goofey Goofey Goober - a peanut guy off Spongebob but his name is amazing I use it in time of depression to lighten things up
submitted by SOILHEAD
G.I.L.F
Grandma I'd like to f*ck
submitted by 3d
G.I.R.L
Meaning Guy In Real Life. Used a lot on multiplayer games to confuse and irritate others thinking you called them the opposite sex
submitted by zappy_flash
G.O.A.T
Greatest Of All Time
submitted by Erin
G.R.I.T
Guys Raised In Town
submitted by humairah
G.R.I.T.S
Girls Raised In The South
submitted by dp
G.W.A.S.O.P
pronounced (gwar sop) Translated means Ginga With Attitude Stinks Of Piss!!!! Or you can use G.W.A if you are a lazy bastard!!! Perfect response to a ginga who blows you out in a nightclub!!!
submitted by Chrisdarockstar
Ga Nooga Noogas
Boobs
submitted by Playboy Queen
Ga-hooz'dafringle
A word to be said at random, or to break an awkward silence
submitted by yogurt man
Gabby
What to call someone when they have gaps in their teeth because when you flip the b's upside down they become p's which turns the word into gappy
submitted by Emily
Gabriel
Alternative expression to "gay"
submitted by Mike N.
Gadzooks!
An English upper class cry of astonishment, esp. when one leaves a neasty stink in the toilet
submitted by Tony the king of homies, indeed.
Gaggle
It's when you laugh and gag at something nasty/funny
submitted by pablohoney
Gah
Nicer way to say God in vain
submitted by odessa girl
GAH!
A term used in surprise, generally for the completely unexpected
submitted by The Tangerine
Gah!
Can't be bothered with this!
submitted by JennyFur
Gah! Bumhug.
A twist on Scrooge, but about exasperated gay men.
submitted by la laa
Gambling
To try and fart without crapping one's self. If you gamble and win, no poo. Gamble and lose then you become that much browner.
submitted by Philip Fosdyck
Game Dirt
The grime that's left on your controller after a long gaming sesh
submitted by G-Dirt
Gammon
Women (i.e "nice bit of gammon" = "good-looking lady")
submitted by Benny J, London
Gammon Goalposts
A name for a woman labia. (vaginal lips)
submitted by Meddy
Gang Floo-shing
To be beaten without reply, in pool or something, by a team. Or Floo-shing to be beaten by one person without reply
submitted by Thomas James Durrant
Gangliated Jubate
A really tall, lanky, hairy guy
submitted by evil queen bee
Gangsta' Lean
To gangsta' lean is to put one hand on the steering wheel of your car, the other on your lap or out side the window, and to lean back as far as you can in your chair. Impresses gangsts' gurlz
submitted by JU
Gangsterlicious
Girl Gangster
submitted by Kala and Cassidy
Gank
To steal
submitted by Napoleon
Gaping Anus
A complete twat
submitted by sinisterclothcat.com
Gaplac
A guy that is gay
submitted by tanner
GAR
Manly beyond all comprehension - overwhelmingly so
submitted by Dante
Garbage
One's entire collection of genitalia.
submitted by Jake-Dogg
Gargle Blaster
A cocktail of alcohol that blows your head off
submitted by Sara
Garunga
A sort of battle cry or when something is very garungarish (quite spiffing)
submitted by Kienan 'Dear Slim' Molloy
Gash
"Bollocks, as in "oh gash, thats not worked" or "that was complete gash"
submitted by captain triceps
Gash
Dreadfully Awful
submitted by Philbert
Gash
A name for a girlfriend or lover
submitted by Lostnbroken
Gash
Cool
submitted by anonymous
Gay
Gives Away Yeasts
submitted by Anonymous
Gaybian
A girl who is a lesbian but looks like a man
submitted by Bill & Barry
Gaybibo
Happy, or Happy person, i.e "Are you gaybibo?" "I'm gaybibo!"
submitted by Kimmi
Gayrific
When someone or something is horribly and terrificly gay.
submitted by Willy Ruiz
Gazoooba
Said when someone smells
submitted by yoma
Ge'zzot
(pronunced "gzzo") Hot and sexy
submitted by drunkdog
Ged
A word from Blairgowrie, Scotland, can be used after any sentence, be it positive or negative, ged! It's a chav word but it's a braw scottish word!
submitted by Yvonne.
Geddles
The same as ged except it's the Stirling Uni version, however the word is yet to catch on, sigh.
submitted by Yvonne, ged.
Geebs
Refers to a studly guy i.e. Hunk, Stud etc
submitted by Alex (Geebs) Giebel
Gegs
Glasses. A person wearing gegs would be described as 'gegsy'
submitted by boro aims
Geh-het-to
Way cooler way to say ghetto
submitted by BROWNBAGIRL
George of the Jungle
A hairy dick
submitted by jeneva12
German Dart Kiss
Spitting lugies inside of each others mouth while making out hardcore
submitted by richards camel nuts
Gertrude
Quite rude. To describe an action, rather than a person.
submitted by Reno-kun
Get in my basket
Way of saying get into my bed but less sexual for the 4 year old cousins if they are coming round
submitted by Helen smith
Get in your guts
Wants to have sex
submitted by Ashley Marie
Get on it / Get ya neck in
Get with someone / Get off with someone.
submitted by woooo!
Get your sh*t on a stick
Get your act together, pull yourself together
submitted by tylerb
GettoRedneck
People who live in the getto but act like they're in the sticks in the country.
submitted by Mandi
Gey
Not 'gay' but 'gey' like stupid, idiotic, dumbo.
submitted by Nikki
Gezonkelnut
Bits of dry poo on bum hair
submitted by Mich
Ghandis Flip Flop
Morning after a heavy night of boozy madness, you are going to wake up with the driest mouth this side of Australia! Feels like you have been sleeping face down in sand! That my friends is what I call Ghandis Flip Flop!
submitted by Chrisdarockstar
Ghandis Revenge
After a curry, the following morning you are on the loo for like half the day!!! Thats Ghandis Revenge!!!
submitted by Chrisdarockstar
Ghay
Basically "gay" but the "h" makes is sound a whole lot cooler
submitted by Claire Amy Dean [Mackam Fags]
Ghetto-Rigged
When something doesn't work well and you fix it with anything you can...it's ghetto rigged (eg. my window cracked, so i ghetto rigged it with a trashbag and some duct tape)
submitted by evil queen bee
Ghettoblaster
Something undescribable; great or disappointing
submitted by Erin E
Ghettofabulous
Gorgeous
submitted by Ness
Ghettro
Ghetto Retro or old school ghetto.
submitted by Zach
Ghost Poo
A poo that seems to have disappeared, without any trace, when you turn around to look at it.
submitted by Meddy
Ghost in the hand!
Broke/poor
submitted by Robert M. Hensel
Gibberfied
Being really crap at something
submitted by mattandy
Gibble
Big booty, but your breaths stinks and you're ugly
submitted by Deez nuts
Gibbs-slap
To smack someone on the back of the head
submitted by Keera CULLEN
Gible-enso
Completely stupid and dumb
submitted by bob
Giffle
The answer to all hard questions
submitted by Giffle
Giggady Giggady
Is nice, sweet, I like her
submitted by boshakaklaka
Gigglepuss
Someone who laughs a lot
submitted by poopluis23
Gikabeekabeeka
Flashdrive
submitted by shrimpie
Gimp
Unpaid prostitute
submitted by Kitten
Gimpy
Jacked up
submitted by kenzie
Gina
(Pronounced "Jy-Na") The webbed skin between your index finger and thumb
submitted by anonymous
Ginch
Story... as in "What's the ginch?" or "I don't know what the ginch is with that?"
submitted by Ali
Ginger Ninja
Referring to a Red head
submitted by neats45
Ginger Spice
Spunky redhead
submitted by Ashley Marie
Gingery Broth
A pumpkin, turnip, ginger and parsnip soup or a ginger persons 'fluids'
submitted by BB
Gink
A big dork
submitted by irishmissie
Ginos
Money
submitted by jimmy zombie
Give
An unspecified threat - ie "If you don't behave yourself I'll give you"
submitted by Rhian_Demon
Gizmo
Cute, nice looking, but will never go out with/date or sleep with that person
submitted by anonymous
Gizzard
An ugly chick that has a bad smell
submitted by will bishop
Glasgow Kiss
A Headbutt
submitted by Jimi
Glib Doop
A way of describing something that is really really confusing.
submitted by Ross
Globbery
When your socks are all loose around your feet, my sister invented this one
submitted by tmac
Globe Head
A chick who poofs her hair so HUGE that her head looks like a Globe.
submitted by Lisha
Globular Globby Glob
The phrase to descirbe the movement of fat people.
submitted by Lesbian Dildo Bum Fest
Glook
Another word for Bitch or Sh*t
submitted by Haley
Glover
Used to describe a person who has no friends
submitted by northern
Gnadger Scratcher
A guy who sticks his hands down his pants and re-arranges his gnagers with no shame whatsoever, even in full public view
submitted by anonymous
Gnar-kill
Overly awsome
submitted by ilsnob
Gnat butter
That white stuff on a dogs pecker in the summer that gnats stick to.
submitted by binski
Gnurl
To ram ones knuckle between someones balls and then push really hard
submitted by Ga Ga Lady
Go Long
Do a poo
submitted by Liz long
Go poke yourself!
It's more of a cus than anything, You can use your imagination for what it actually means. It can be added on to for example 'See that bush over there, walk over to it go inside and poke yourself'.
submitted by Paulie
Go suck a duck
Well, basically... just go away!
submitted by Duckling
GOAT
God Only Appreciates Toast (or anything else that begins with T)
submitted by Tim The Encanter
Goat Cheese
Chunky dripping lactant from nipples
submitted by J BENTLEY
Goddizzam
Goodness me
submitted by sinister clothcat
Gogsy
Cosy, snuggly, comfy
submitted by Liv
Going For a McShit
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies.
Goingtay
Really Attractive Man! He makes you hott!
submitted by annjilla
Gollywash
Gosh, omg or similar. eg: "Gollywash that mans got no pants on"
submitted by jane
Gomp
Someone who is/looks very stupid
submitted by lube-in-a-tube manchester
Gomper
Even worse than a "gopper"
submitted by lushboy
Gomper
Ugly
submitted by anon
Gona-Sypha-Herpal-Aids
An illness/disease - Example: "Hey, Big Johnson! Make sure you wear your raincoat bro, wouldn't wanna catch those GonaSyphaHerpalAids!"
submitted by MickyBlueEyes
Gonads/nads
Testicles
submitted by Foolio
Gonasyphilherpilaids
A mix of a few sexually tramsitted diseases
submitted by Katie
Gonk
A very stupid person. Defined as: A plastic toy.
submitted by Daniel Cox
Goob
Ugly freak
submitted by Jenny
Goober
Large-eyed loser
submitted by mattandy
Goober
A person who picks their nose
submitted by Nicole hockisean
Goobernaught
Someone who is very silly and sometimes very immature about life. Cannot take many things seriously
submitted by Xia
Gooby
Good Baby
submitted by Karen from P-town
Gooch
The skin between your balls and ass hole
submitted by random_nutter
Goochmonster
Someone who won't stop bugging you! They really get on your gooch
submitted by N Ellis
Goochy
Awesome
submitted by avah s.
Good from far - Ffar from good
Refers to a person who looks good from far away but as you get closer it all goes downhill
submitted by ha-mez
Goodies & Baddies
Tampons & Pads
submitted by Nate
Goody
Every so often, we are graced with a Good Hoody. This is rare because most hoodies are uncomfortable and have bad hoods. If you ever come across a Good Hoody it's called a Goody :) EX. Guy1: "Dude, my hoody is so sh*tty, it has a pointy hood and is not even soft at all" Guy2: "Not me! I have a Goody! ;)"
submitted by Grubb
Gookerchu
Someone with slinted eyes
submitted by Dave
Goon
"Geek or someone who has just done something really stupid - "How much of a goon can you get?"
submitted by kelli xXx
Goon
Idiot
submitted by amy
Gooner
Idiot or someone that really pisses you off.
submitted by Tubba
Goontard
Can be a silly pet name or is another way of calling somone an idiot or a jokester or whatever... It's an all purpose word and can be used in place of "bad" words. eg "Steve is such a goontard for quiting his job!"
submitted by Kamela Raines
GOOOUUUUUUUU
What you say when you see something ugly, repulsive, or nasty that shocks you.
submitted by Tyler ZombieFyd McCain
Gooozfrabar
To be said to someone when they are particularly angry (to calm them down)
submitted by gazza426
GoPoop
When you poo and you look down the toilet and nothing is there...
submitted by Oliverrr :)
Gopper
A person that is a right old minger
submitted by lushboy
Gork
Dorkie geek
submitted by caramel
Gormazing
Bigger than amazing!
submitted by Heretical scribe
GORP
Someone who sits in th bathtub and farts then tries to bite the bubbles when they come to the surface. YUM
submitted by MickyBlueEyes
Gorp
A dweeb
submitted by irishmissie
Gos
Get the hell away from me or I'll kill you
submitted by Ghrazam
Gosu
Hella cool
submitted by boogie
Gotcha Eye
A term that old folks use to tell you, "Your eyes are looking a little wonky."
submitted by Sol
Gotta go see a man about a wallaby
To go take a dump
submitted by sammy-boii
Gotter/Gottem
When someone says that you're wrong and you turn out to be right...you say GOTTER (if it's a girl) or GOTTEM (if it's a guy) to the person who said you were wrong.
submitted by Humuhumunukunukuapuaa
Goud
Tampon
submitted by Smilfer :)
Gowl
As in "That guy's some Gowl!"
submitted by MISSY E
Gozzle Goozle Dang a Lang
A guy with an outrageously large penis
submitted by Anonymous
Graabir D'Booobi
Grab a girls booby
submitted by Yung JP
Graft
Sex
submitted by Hussie
Grandpa Munster's Secret Formula
The wet, cheesy mess that forms under a morbidly obese woman's tits, who doesn't shower for the duration of a heat wave.
submitted by M. Begora
Granola head
Someone with dreadlocks
submitted by Zach
Gravedigger
What you call a young lady whos with an old guy whose occupation is less or equal to a teacher
submitted by Tyler Zombiefyd McCain
Gravy
Meaning easy. Ex: "I can't believe he missed that field goal--it was gravy!"
submitted by Ashi
Gravymaster
Clutz... dumbness
submitted by android
Grazers
Carzy about monsters and scarys things
submitted by T
Greasy Sky Mask
When a guy rubs his sweaty balls on his hands and whips it on a girls face.
submitted by julie
Grebo
Grunger
submitted by danb015@hotmail.com
Greeb
Someone who wears alternative clothes (sorta punky clothes)
submitted by tArD.pMsL
Greek Style
To get it up the butt
submitted by sniperace777
Green Ronnie
Cheat/Cheater
submitted by JB
Grenade
The ugly girl with a cute friend. Your buddie has to jump on the grenade to save the team. AKA. wingman
submitted by DJ Maximus
Grenade
A really ugly girl or guy
submitted by --*Kimi
Greyhound
Really short skirt, 1 inch from the hair
submitted by james
Grimey
Messed up
submitted by Casey
Grinkles
Wrinkles in the skin around the gut of an obese person; can be used as an adjective ("look at that grinkly person") or as a noun ("wow, that person has a lot of grinkles")
submitted by alex
Griphorse
A twat, a loser, someone who generaly gets on your nerves eg, "you f***ing griphorse!"
submitted by si
Grizelfart
Old man fart
submitted by JillRissy
Grizz
The act of incredible bravery in the face of stupidity
submitted by BREEZZY
Grizzle-stick
A used tampon
submitted by ieatcake
Grocery Hole
Another word for anus
Grody
Something gross
submitted by Kayla
Grody
Gross and nasty
submitted by jessy
Grody Beans
Well, you can say this when you see something nasty. Example: a big fat chick licking stuff off herself.
submitted by Montana dudes
Grody-Bogeas
Icky, gross
submitted by Sam
Groinlicously Crotchtastic
A word that means you really want in a girls pants
submitted by lukey baby
Grollies
Snot/bogies
submitted by the bird
Gronk
"Someone who acts like an idiot and/or dickhead .eg. "your such a gronk"
submitted by emma
Grotbag
To be on a lower level of hygiene than everyone else
submitted by duffy
Grubble Bubble
A big bubble blown from the arse.
submitted by cozza cha
Gruff
Fart
submitted by Juggs
Grufty
A fat, hairy, chunky and rough girl
submitted by M
Grundal
The skin between your butt and ball sack
submitted by rasorid
Grundle
The part between your ass and scrotum
submitted by Clay
Grundletongue
When you fart and it drifts into your or someone elses's mouth, it's a grundletongue.
submitted by The Mighty Bob
GTF
Get To F**k
submitted by james
Gu Gu
Stupid like a dodo bird
submitted by anonymous
Gugungous
(Said juh-gun-gus) Huge...in the sense of bigger than was expected.
submitted by Angel_of_Wrath
Guiche
The piece of skin between your anus hole and ball sac
submitted by Corby
Guigg
Milk and Vodka mix
submitted by drummerboy_on_fire
Gumper
A really ugly person, who smells really bad and has bad teeth!
submitted by Emi
Guns
Biceps
submitted by benny j, london
Gunt
The slope or angle between a womans belly button and her c**t
submitted by Peadar
Gunt/Funt
A word for the fat, oversized bit of an obese woman's vagina, the bit that hangs over her jeans
submitted by Ed Gauntlett
Guntume
A person who trys hard to be cool but isn't
submitted by +*Sarshie*+
Gurbil
When in anger and in the presence of authority..this means gurr and bullshit
submitted by Erin E
Gurf
Moist region between the poon and ass and female version of the durf
submitted by Megan and Olivia 2010 babies
Gurnklesnitchelish
An adjective meaning nonsense
submitted by Billy
Gurpled
To sing in the shower
submitted by SHOWERMAN!!!~!!
Gurt!
A Bristolian word that exaggerates how big something is
submitted by Kayla from Bristol
Guttersnipe
A person of the lowest class.
submitted by Punxzilla
Guydea
An idea or thought from the male gender
submitted by jasonsgirl
Gwan
'Going on', but can mean just 'hello' or 'alright'. Gwanly. Gawnificent. Gwantabulous. Gwaning. You Need It In Your Life
submitted by Dadddy J
Gwapa
An awkward social situation
submitted by anonymous
Gwli
The back lanes of houses down in the south wales Valleys
submitted by Rhian_Demon
Gypsys Kiss
To have a piss
submitted by Karlos
Jel
Jel is the same as jealous (usage: 'you are so jel!')
submitted by rep. of amanda and jo