Funny words beginning with G

G Rizz

It can be used in place of any word
submitted by Jim

G-leaf

Them twats that think they are ganstas but are just twats.
submitted by jak d

G-Unat

It's an insult towards people who are gangsters or preps and stuff. Me and some friends use it like everyday... "ja ja ja ja ja g-unat!"
submitted by Dai

G.A.Y

Georgous, Attractive and Young
submitted by Courtney Goy

G.G.G.

Goofey Goofey Goober - a peanut guy off Spongebob but his name is amazing I use it in time of depression to lighten things up
submitted by SOILHEAD

G.I.L.F

Grandma I'd like to f*ck
submitted by 3d

G.I.R.L

Meaning Guy In Real Life. Used a lot on multiplayer games to confuse and irritate others thinking you called them the opposite sex
submitted by zappy_flash

G.O.A.T

Greatest Of All Time
submitted by Erin

G.R.I.T

Guys Raised In Town
submitted by humairah

G.R.I.T.S

Girls Raised In The South
submitted by dp

G.W.A.S.O.P

pronounced (gwar sop) Translated means Ginga With Attitude Stinks Of Piss!!!! Or you can use G.W.A if you are a lazy bastard!!! Perfect response to a ginga who blows you out in a nightclub!!!
submitted by Chrisdarockstar

Ga Nooga Noogas

Boobs
submitted by Playboy Queen

Ga-hooz'dafringle

A word to be said at random, or to break an awkward silence
submitted by yogurt man

Gabby

What to call someone when they have gaps in their teeth because when you flip the b's upside down they become p's which turns the word into gappy
submitted by Emily

Gabriel

Alternative expression to "gay"
submitted by Mike N.

Gadzooks!

An English upper class cry of astonishment, esp. when one leaves a neasty stink in the toilet
submitted by Tony the king of homies, indeed.

Gaggle

It's when you laugh and gag at something nasty/funny
submitted by pablohoney

Gah

Nicer way to say God in vain
submitted by odessa girl

GAH!

A term used in surprise, generally for the completely unexpected
submitted by The Tangerine

Gah!

Can't be bothered with this!
submitted by JennyFur

Gah! Bumhug.

A twist on Scrooge, but about exasperated gay men.
submitted by la laa

Gambling

To try and fart without crapping one's self. If you gamble and win, no poo. Gamble and lose then you become that much browner.
submitted by Philip Fosdyck

Game Dirt

The grime that's left on your controller after a long gaming sesh
submitted by G-Dirt

Gammon

Women (i.e "nice bit of gammon" = "good-looking lady")
submitted by Benny J, London

Gammon Goalposts

A name for a woman labia. (vaginal lips)
submitted by Meddy

Gang Floo-shing

To be beaten without reply, in pool or something, by a team. Or Floo-shing to be beaten by one person without reply
submitted by Thomas James Durrant

Gangliated Jubate

A really tall, lanky, hairy guy
submitted by evil queen bee

Gangsta' Lean

To gangsta' lean is to put one hand on the steering wheel of your car, the other on your lap or out side the window, and to lean back as far as you can in your chair. Impresses gangsts' gurlz
submitted by JU

Gangsterlicious

Girl Gangster
submitted by Kala and Cassidy

Gank

To steal
submitted by Napoleon

Gaping Anus

A complete twat
submitted by sinisterclothcat.com

Gaplac

A guy that is gay
submitted by tanner

GAR

Manly beyond all comprehension - overwhelmingly so
submitted by Dante

Garbage

One's entire collection of genitalia.
submitted by Jake-Dogg

Gargle Blaster

A cocktail of alcohol that blows your head off
submitted by Sara

Garunga

A sort of battle cry or when something is very garungarish (quite spiffing)
submitted by Kienan 'Dear Slim' Molloy

Gash

"Bollocks, as in "oh gash, thats not worked" or "that was complete gash"
submitted by captain triceps

Gash

Dreadfully Awful
submitted by Philbert

Gash

A name for a girlfriend or lover
submitted by Lostnbroken

Gash

Cool
submitted by anonymous

Gay

Gives Away Yeasts
submitted by Anonymous

Gaybian

A girl who is a lesbian but looks like a man
submitted by Bill & Barry

Gaybibo

Happy, or Happy person, i.e "Are you gaybibo?" "I'm gaybibo!"
submitted by Kimmi

Gayrific

When someone or something is horribly and terrificly gay.
submitted by Willy Ruiz

Gazoooba

Said when someone smells
submitted by yoma

Ge'zzot

(pronunced "gzzo") Hot and sexy
submitted by drunkdog

Ged

A word from Blairgowrie, Scotland, can be used after any sentence, be it positive or negative, ged! It's a chav word but it's a braw scottish word!
submitted by Yvonne.

Geddles

The same as ged except it's the Stirling Uni version, however the word is yet to catch on, sigh.
submitted by Yvonne, ged.

Geebs

Refers to a studly guy i.e. Hunk, Stud etc
submitted by Alex (Geebs) Giebel

Gegs

Glasses. A person wearing gegs would be described as 'gegsy'
submitted by boro aims

Geh-het-to

Way cooler way to say ghetto
submitted by BROWNBAGIRL

George of the Jungle

A hairy dick
submitted by jeneva12

German Dart Kiss

Spitting lugies inside of each others mouth while making out hardcore
submitted by richards camel nuts

Gertrude

Quite rude. To describe an action, rather than a person.
submitted by Reno-kun

Get in my basket

Way of saying get into my bed but less sexual for the 4 year old cousins if they are coming round
submitted by Helen smith

Get in your guts

Wants to have sex
submitted by Ashley Marie

Get on it / Get ya neck in

Get with someone / Get off with someone.
submitted by woooo!

Get your sh*t on a stick

Get your act together, pull yourself together
submitted by tylerb

GettoRedneck

People who live in the getto but act like they're in the sticks in the country.
submitted by Mandi

Gey

Not 'gay' but 'gey' like stupid, idiotic, dumbo.
submitted by Nikki

Gezonkelnut

Bits of dry poo on bum hair
submitted by Mich

Ghandis Flip Flop

Morning after a heavy night of boozy madness, you are going to wake up with the driest mouth this side of Australia! Feels like you have been sleeping face down in sand! That my friends is what I call Ghandis Flip Flop!
submitted by Chrisdarockstar

Ghandis Revenge

After a curry, the following morning you are on the loo for like half the day!!! Thats Ghandis Revenge!!!
submitted by Chrisdarockstar

Ghay

Basically "gay" but the "h" makes is sound a whole lot cooler
submitted by Claire Amy Dean [Mackam Fags]

Ghetto-Rigged

When something doesn't work well and you fix it with anything you can...it's ghetto rigged (eg. my window cracked, so i ghetto rigged it with a trashbag and some duct tape)
submitted by evil queen bee

Ghettoblaster

Something undescribable; great or disappointing
submitted by Erin E

Ghettofabulous

Gorgeous
submitted by Ness

Ghettofied

Ghetto rigged times 10!!!
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Ghettro

Ghetto Retro or old school ghetto.
submitted by Zach

Ghost Poo

A poo that seems to have disappeared, without any trace, when you turn around to look at it.
submitted by Meddy

Ghost in the hand!

Broke/poor
submitted by Robert M. Hensel

Gibberfied

Being really crap at something
submitted by mattandy

Gibble

Big booty, but your breaths stinks and you're ugly
submitted by Deez nuts

Gibbs-slap

To smack someone on the back of the head
submitted by Keera CULLEN

Gible-enso

Completely stupid and dumb
submitted by bob

Giffle

The answer to all hard questions
submitted by Giffle

Giggady Giggady

Is nice, sweet, I like her
submitted by boshakaklaka

Gigglepuss

Someone who laughs a lot
submitted by poopluis23

Gikabeekabeeka

Flashdrive
submitted by shrimpie

Gimp

Unpaid prostitute
submitted by Kitten

Gimpy

Jacked up
submitted by kenzie

Gina

(Pronounced "Jy-Na") The webbed skin between your index finger and thumb
submitted by anonymous

Ginch

Story... as in "What's the ginch?" or "I don't know what the ginch is with that?"
submitted by Ali

Ginger Ninja

Referring to a Red head
submitted by neats45

Ginger Spice

Spunky redhead
submitted by Ashley Marie

Gingery Broth

A pumpkin, turnip, ginger and parsnip soup or a ginger persons 'fluids'
submitted by BB

Gink

A big dork
submitted by irishmissie

Ginos

Money
submitted by jimmy zombie

Give

An unspecified threat - ie "If you don't behave yourself I'll give you"
submitted by Rhian_Demon

Gizmo

Cute, nice looking, but will never go out with/date or sleep with that person
submitted by anonymous

Gizzard

An ugly chick that has a bad smell
submitted by will bishop

Glasgow Kiss

A Headbutt
submitted by Jimi

Glib Doop

A way of describing something that is really really confusing.
submitted by Ross

Globbery

When your socks are all loose around your feet, my sister invented this one
submitted by tmac

Globe Head

A chick who poofs her hair so HUGE that her head looks like a Globe.
submitted by Lisha

Globular Globby Glob

The phrase to descirbe the movement of fat people.
submitted by Lesbian Dildo Bum Fest

Glook

Another word for Bitch or Sh*t
submitted by Haley

Glover

Used to describe a person who has no friends
submitted by northern

Gnadger Scratcher

A guy who sticks his hands down his pants and re-arranges his gnagers with no shame whatsoever, even in full public view
submitted by anonymous

Gnar-kill

Overly awsome
submitted by ilsnob

Gnat butter

That white stuff on a dogs pecker in the summer that gnats stick to.
submitted by binski

Gnurl

To ram ones knuckle between someones balls and then push really hard
submitted by Ga Ga Lady

Go Long

Do a poo
submitted by Liz long

Go poke yourself!

It's more of a cus than anything, You can use your imagination for what it actually means. It can be added on to for example 'See that bush over there, walk over to it go inside and poke yourself'.
submitted by Paulie

Go suck a duck

Well, basically... just go away!
submitted by Duckling

GOAT

God Only Appreciates Toast (or anything else that begins with T)
submitted by Tim The Encanter

Goat Cheese

Chunky dripping lactant from nipples
submitted by J BENTLEY

Goddizzam

Goodness me
submitted by sinister clothcat

Gogsy

Cosy, snuggly, comfy
submitted by Liv

Going For a McShit

Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies.

Goingtay

Really Attractive Man! He makes you hott!
submitted by annjilla

Gollywash

Gosh, omg or similar. eg: "Gollywash that mans got no pants on"
submitted by jane

Gomp

Someone who is/looks very stupid
submitted by lube-in-a-tube manchester

Gomper

Even worse than a "gopper"
submitted by lushboy

Gomper

Ugly
submitted by anon

Gona-Sypha-Herpal-Aids

An illness/disease - Example: "Hey, Big Johnson! Make sure you wear your raincoat bro, wouldn't wanna catch those GonaSyphaHerpalAids!"
submitted by MickyBlueEyes

Gonads/nads

Testicles
submitted by Foolio

Gonasyphilherpilaids

A mix of a few sexually tramsitted diseases
submitted by Katie

Gongano

Rude in a funny way
submitted by Kaylee and Hannah

Gonk

A very stupid person. Defined as: A plastic toy.
submitted by Daniel Cox

Goob

Ugly freak
submitted by Jenny

Goober

Large-eyed loser
submitted by mattandy

Goober

A person who picks their nose
submitted by Nicole hockisean

Goobernaught

Someone who is very silly and sometimes very immature about life. Cannot take many things seriously
submitted by Xia

Gooby

Good Baby
submitted by Karen from P-town

Gooch

The skin between your balls and ass hole
submitted by random_nutter

Goochmonster

Someone who won't stop bugging you! They really get on your gooch
submitted by N Ellis

Goochy

Awesome
submitted by avah s.

Good from far - Ffar from good

Refers to a person who looks good from far away but as you get closer it all goes downhill
submitted by ha-mez

Goodies & Baddies

Tampons & Pads
submitted by Nate

Goody

Every so often, we are graced with a Good Hoody. This is rare because most hoodies are uncomfortable and have bad hoods. If you ever come across a Good Hoody it's called a Goody :) EX. Guy1: "Dude, my hoody is so sh*tty, it has a pointy hood and is not even soft at all" Guy2: "Not me! I have a Goody! ;)"
submitted by Grubb

Gookerchu

Someone with slinted eyes
submitted by Dave

Goon

"Geek or someone who has just done something really stupid - "How much of a goon can you get?"
submitted by kelli xXx

Goon

Idiot
submitted by amy

Gooner

Idiot or someone that really pisses you off.
submitted by Tubba

Goontard

Can be a silly pet name or is another way of calling somone an idiot or a jokester or whatever... It's an all purpose word and can be used in place of "bad" words. eg "Steve is such a goontard for quiting his job!"
submitted by Kamela Raines

GOOOUUUUUUUU

What you say when you see something ugly, repulsive, or nasty that shocks you.
submitted by Tyler ZombieFyd McCain

Gooozfrabar

To be said to someone when they are particularly angry (to calm them down)
submitted by gazza426

GoPoop

When you poo and you look down the toilet and nothing is there...
submitted by Oliverrr :)

Gopper

A person that is a right old minger
submitted by lushboy

Gork

Dorkie geek
submitted by caramel

Gormazing

Bigger than amazing!
submitted by Heretical scribe

GORP

Someone who sits in th bathtub and farts then tries to bite the bubbles when they come to the surface. YUM
submitted by MickyBlueEyes

Gorp

A dweeb
submitted by irishmissie

Gos

Get the hell away from me or I'll kill you
submitted by Ghrazam

Gosu

Hella cool
submitted by boogie

Gotcha Eye

A term that old folks use to tell you, "Your eyes are looking a little wonky."
submitted by Sol

Gotta go see a man about a wallaby

To go take a dump
submitted by sammy-boii

Gotter/Gottem

When someone says that you're wrong and you turn out to be right...you say GOTTER (if it's a girl) or GOTTEM (if it's a guy) to the person who said you were wrong.
submitted by Humuhumunukunukuapuaa

Goud

Tampon
submitted by Smilfer :)

Gowl

As in "That guy's some Gowl!"
submitted by MISSY E

Gozzle Goozle Dang a Lang

A guy with an outrageously large penis
submitted by Anonymous

Graabir D'Booobi

Grab a girls booby
submitted by Yung JP

Graft

Sex
submitted by Hussie

Grandpa Munster's Secret Formula

The wet, cheesy mess that forms under a morbidly obese woman's tits, who doesn't shower for the duration of a heat wave.
submitted by M. Begora

Granola head

Someone with dreadlocks
submitted by Zach

Gravedigger

What you call a young lady whos with an old guy whose occupation is less or equal to a teacher
submitted by Tyler Zombiefyd McCain

Gravy

Meaning easy. Ex: "I can't believe he missed that field goal--it was gravy!"
submitted by Ashi

Gravymaster

Clutz... dumbness
submitted by android

Grazers

Carzy about monsters and scarys things
submitted by T

Greasy Sky Mask

When a guy rubs his sweaty balls on his hands and whips it on a girls face.
submitted by julie

Grebo

Grunger
submitted by [email protected]

Greeb

Someone who wears alternative clothes (sorta punky clothes)
submitted by tArD.pMsL

Greek Style

To get it up the butt
submitted by sniperace777

Green Ronnie

Cheat/Cheater
submitted by JB

Grenade

The ugly girl with a cute friend. Your buddie has to jump on the grenade to save the team. AKA. wingman
submitted by DJ Maximus

Grenade

A really ugly girl or guy
submitted by --*Kimi

Greyhound

Really short skirt, 1 inch from the hair
submitted by james

Grimey

Messed up
submitted by Casey

Grinkles

Wrinkles in the skin around the gut of an obese person; can be used as an adjective ("look at that grinkly person") or as a noun ("wow, that person has a lot of grinkles")
submitted by alex

Griphorse

A twat, a loser, someone who generaly gets on your nerves eg, "you f***ing griphorse!"
submitted by si

Grizelfart

Old man fart
submitted by JillRissy

Grizz

The act of incredible bravery in the face of stupidity
submitted by BREEZZY

Grizzle-stick

A used tampon
submitted by ieatcake

Grocery Hole

Another word for anus

Grody

Something gross
submitted by Kayla

Grody

Gross and nasty
submitted by jessy

Grody Beans

Well, you can say this when you see something nasty. Example: a big fat chick licking stuff off herself.
submitted by Montana dudes

Grody-Bogeas

Icky, gross
submitted by Sam

Groinlicously Crotchtastic

A word that means you really want in a girls pants
submitted by lukey baby

Grollies

Snot/bogies
submitted by the bird

Gronk

"Someone who acts like an idiot and/or dickhead .eg. "your such a gronk"
submitted by emma

Grotbag

To be on a lower level of hygiene than everyone else
submitted by duffy

Grubble Bubble

A big bubble blown from the arse.
submitted by cozza cha

Gruff

Fart
submitted by Juggs

Grufty

A fat, hairy, chunky and rough girl
submitted by M

Grundal

The skin between your butt and ball sack
submitted by rasorid

Grundle

The part between your ass and scrotum
submitted by Clay

Grundletongue

When you fart and it drifts into your or someone elses's mouth, it's a grundletongue.
submitted by The Mighty Bob

GTF

Get To F**k
submitted by james

Gu Gu

Stupid like a dodo bird
submitted by anonymous

Gugungous

(Said juh-gun-gus) Huge...in the sense of bigger than was expected.
submitted by Angel_of_Wrath

Guiche

The piece of skin between your anus hole and ball sac
submitted by Corby

Guigg

Milk and Vodka mix
submitted by drummerboy_on_fire

Gumper

A really ugly person, who smells really bad and has bad teeth!
submitted by Emi

Guns

Biceps
submitted by benny j, london

Gunt

The slope or angle between a womans belly button and her c**t
submitted by Peadar

Gunt/Funt

A word for the fat, oversized bit of an obese woman's vagina, the bit that hangs over her jeans
submitted by Ed Gauntlett

Guntume

A person who trys hard to be cool but isn't
submitted by +*Sarshie*+

Gurbil

When in anger and in the presence of authority..this means gurr and bullshit
submitted by Erin E

Gurf

Moist region between the poon and ass and female version of the durf
submitted by Megan and Olivia 2010 babies

Gurnklesnitchelish

An adjective meaning nonsense
submitted by Billy

Gurpled

To sing in the shower
submitted by SHOWERMAN!!!~!!

Gurt!

A Bristolian word that exaggerates how big something is
submitted by Kayla from Bristol

Guttersnipe

A person of the lowest class.
submitted by Punxzilla

Guydea

An idea or thought from the male gender
submitted by jasonsgirl

Gwan

'Going on', but can mean just 'hello' or 'alright'. Gwanly. Gawnificent. Gwantabulous. Gwaning. You Need It In Your Life
submitted by Dadddy J

Gwapa

An awkward social situation
submitted by anonymous

Gwli

The back lanes of houses down in the south wales Valleys
submitted by Rhian_Demon

Gypsys Kiss

To have a piss
submitted by Karlos

Jel

Jel is the same as jealous (usage: 'you are so jel!')
submitted by rep. of amanda and jo