Funny words beginning with M

Ass like a japanese flag

Sore ass
submitted by lola

M.B.A.

Mono Brain Adult
submitted by Pero

M.I.N.D.L.E.S.S.

It means 'Most Idiotic, Nerdy, Dumbest, Low on Enthusiasm and Stupid Subject'. It's for the subject you hate the most.
submitted by Some random guy in school

M.M.M

Mama Mia Moment! Singing for the sake of singing even when you posess the acknowledgement of tone-deaf-nosity! Very fun
submitted by Flo!

Macadamia

Subtle name for a crazy person. ie "Here comes a Macadamia"
submitted by Lyn

Macchi

Perverse, sick, wrong.
submitted by Reno-kun

Macginn

Annoying cling-on. something you can't get rid of, like a bad smell!
submitted by cbs alc

Macked-out

Horribly old-fashioned and uncool, ie huge cell phone from early 90s or enormous 80s American Buick
submitted by Sally

Mackloid

"When someone sniffs their nose and they swallow their snot. example: aww man, that was a nasty mackloid! Or as an insult - "don't be a f***ing mackloid!"
submitted by waffle

Mad as beef

Absolutely mad
submitted by laurie and emma

Mad dog

That's heaps cool
submitted by AnNi

Mad Nuts

That's awesome or cool! eg ''Hey that's mad nuts bro XD''
submitted by SillyDaniel

Mad wae it

To be excessively disorientated due to alcohol
submitted by Conly

Mafo

An extremely handsome individual
submitted by James M

Maggoted

Totally Pissed
submitted by Whits

Magic

Something someone does really good e.g "that's magic, that!"
submitted by LIL-simo

Magic wand

Male sex organ
submitted by [email protected] ADDME

Magical Things

Such as a magic wand is a tampon and a magic carpet is a pad and if you're magical you are on your period.
submitted by dan the man

MAGOOOOO

When you're in pain, use instead of 'Aw!'
submitted by Betz

Magotty

A very weird person
submitted by Megan

Mahoosive

Bigger than huge
submitted by Ana

Mahoossive

very big (massive huge)
submitted by sarah

Mahusive

Absolutely massive and huge!!!!
submitted by Mad Midget

Major Critchley

When you have really itchy testicles.
submitted by Scoof

Makasalaboff bag

You stupid uncool person who thinks they can rule everyone
submitted by kirsty sprouthead

Make some Pudding

To take a sh*t
submitted by KennyM!

Malabar Masala

Double entendre for: 1. North Indian cuisine heavily infused with South Indian spices and ingredients. 2. Sexual relationship between a fair Indo-Aryan female and a Black Dalit-Dravidian male. Controversial as destructive of South Asian patriarchy and Indian caste systems.
submitted by Awadhi Aunty

Malaka

Common greeting, also w#nker in greek, prefix with YASSU and you have a handy everyday abusive greeting for friends and loved ones
submitted by f

Male Misscarridge

When you go for a crap but nothing happens except for a bad smell
submitted by Aisan persuader

Malteaser

Blonde on the inside, brunette outside
submitted by em

Mamma Jahamba

"Some twat that thinks they`re a gangsta, often called a "badass mamma jahamba"
submitted by Ben

Mammy

Big Big girl
submitted by Matt

Man A’s

A man with tits the size of an A cup
submitted by Lina

Manarexic

Anorexic Male
submitted by 4lyf

Manbeast

Manly woman
submitted by libby d

ManClap

When you make your balls clap together
submitted by Birk hahaha

Mandanda

Booty
submitted by Biboh

Mandy

If someone's mother is a Mandy she's pretty but has ugly kids
submitted by hotmark89

Mangeled Badger

Its someone who is really really really drunk
submitted by absgtcd

Mangina

Transvestite
submitted by berg

Mango

Fat ass
submitted by i roc, u suc, end of story

Mangos

Big boobs
submitted by diiididiid

Mangus

Extremely large, or incredibly awesome.
submitted by easttexas937

Mannion

An extremely uncoordinated person
submitted by moo

Manpon

When a guy acts worse then a girl, or a deuchebag
submitted by lzxray1964

Mans

People eg. "Theres nuff mans waiting"
submitted by G

Mantasmagorical

That's awesome!
submitted by boogerbear

Manvantators

Boobs. eg "Look at her manvantators they're huge"
submitted by clough

Manwhore

A guy who's a whore
submitted by someone

Mao (Mah - ow)

"Food or to eat food ie. "I want some Mao, Do you want to Mao?"
submitted by Pimpin' Llama

Map of tazzie

a womans pussycat in Aussie slang
submitted by sez

Marasmus

Mental and physical undernourishment in person
submitted by pupsik_inc

Marawhatta

Weed
submitted by Silly Daniel

Marion's Bucket

Having a great time!
submitted by Paul Farquhar

Marmaloid

Someone who is all fingers and thumbs and cant do even the most basic of tasks. Good name to call someone who attempts repeatedly to get the key in the lock after a drunken night
submitted by jenny

Marmite Masher

A general term for a gay bloke
submitted by Freerferret

Marra

A friend or mate..from cumbrian slang
submitted by Karl

Marveleriffic

Combination of marvellous and terrific
submitted by Hypopituitarism septo optic dysplasia

Mary

The attractive girl in a group - the opposite of a "Rhoda"
submitted by ssajr

Mary Jane

Marajuana
submitted by Alex & Anna

Mary Jew Ana

Marijuana
submitted by silliwilli

Mash

To go somewhere,
submitted by odessa

Mashin

Having a good time
submitted by bizzi

Mashugana

Scream it when you get mad
submitted by kat

Mast

A person who truly dominates all other
submitted by Andrew

Master of the Bogus

An individual who's Bogus level exceeds that of 9999, and has mastered the art of Bogus.
submitted by Skatmaster

Masterblasta

A real chav that is blastin out there rap on an I.C.E system on there vauxhall corsa.
submitted by cozza cha

Mastication

The action of chewing which sounds like a very different action
submitted by Sarah Hanson

Matesticles

Majestic testicles. eg Sarah: "Wow, last night was great!". Marge: "Oh really!? How'd it go?". Sarah: "It went really well, my date had matesticles!"
submitted by Anonymous -L

Math Help

Secret term for making out etc to protect yourself from parents
submitted by lindsay

May West

Not the Best - "Its not the May West"
submitted by Philbert

Mayhemer

Doer or practicer of mayhem.
submitted by Nick

Maynard

A nickname to call someone when they act extremely stupid
submitted by Emily

Mayor Chunks

A person resembling a wobbly water bed
submitted by Phil

mc (prefix)

"derived from the popular american mcdonalds fast food chain the prefix goes before any noun or adjective that the users wishes to enhance. ie. mcf*ck off, mcawesome, etc"
submitted by erin mcdonald

Mc Chumber

A weird god which encourages you to say his name in vain. he recognises that it helps vent anger and prevents other less harmless words being used. Noun. as in "Oh Mc Chumber, i forgot to do that!"
submitted by Kate

McBitch

"Son of a bitch" because "Mc" means "Son of a".
submitted by ahdw

McGuinness

Someone who sufffers from an abnormaly large and cube shaped head.
submitted by Kent

Mcgurk

Having to take a poop
submitted by Tanner Brown

McLovin

When you want to say you like something. ie "I'm McLovin it!"
submitted by piddlypeter

McSpanky

This term is what me and my little sister use when we see a really hott guy. A hott guy who looks spankable.
submitted by Autumn ;) (and brianna)

McTits

Tits less like a porn star, more like Ronald McDonald's ass cleavage
submitted by Ty

MDL

Mutton dressed as lamb (old person dressed like a whore)
submitted by nelly the elephant

Mea

Mother, mum, mom (generally refers to your mother)
submitted by Jacky Anne

Mean-muggin'

When someone is staring at you angrily; or too hard (ie "Why is he over there mean-muggin'?")
submitted by Jayar

Meaner

A mean person
submitted by Joe

Meat flute

A penis
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Meat Puppet

A Penis
submitted by John

Meatball

Someone who occasionally speaks with an English accent
submitted by JC

Mechanical cat

The word used to describe a sex toy for both genders
submitted by Bill and Barry

Meco

Silly
submitted by tarliah

Mecrob

It's really disgusting Thai food that tastes like mung...
submitted by Plasticspleen

Meep

see 'Bibble'
submitted by Ruth

Meep!

When you're really annoyed and cant come up with anything else.
submitted by Katie Darwood

Meeple

Sh*t, Damn
submitted by BG

Meeyer

(me - yer) Like when you fall over, some people make this strange sounding word
submitted by nick

Meff

A person of mental ineptness who is not all that attractive, but somehow manages to convince them selves that they are god's gift and highly amusing.
submitted by annon

Mefftard

Retard/spaz
submitted by demushy2k9lol:-p

MEGA

Makes Every Girl Aroused
submitted by Suzanne

Meh

Mot impressed/that sucks/can't be bothered
submitted by lor

Meh

If you are losing an argument just say it and you win!
submitted by spud

Meh

To be said when you are dissapointed. I.e. If someone asks you to do something you don't want to, you reluctantly stand up and whine "Meh-eh!"
submitted by Keera CULLEN

Meh!

To be used when too lazy to say Bah! Also as in you don't care enough to answer!
submitted by Sean Scott

Meiso

A friendly insulting word
submitted by athan

Mel

Substitute for cool, great, awesome
submitted by chugga bo

Melanie Blats

Tats (Tits)
submitted by Jon Aston, Walsall

Melon-tard

A funny way of saying retard
submitted by Keera CULLEN

Melvin

One of those people who are always around, but you never notice them there. They fade into the background, unseen, unheard, unnoticed. But they're there
submitted by GentTouchesMen

Mennen

The act of having sex with the skin that forms on certain foods such as custard and soup!
submitted by HaNK

Meowsers

Cool, Awesome, Dorky. ie "That shirt is so Meowsers!"
submitted by ANGLES-ON-FIRE

Merk

To beat someone up for no reason
submitted by fififififififififififi

Merked

When someone is really ugly or when someone has been beat up. e.g "He got merked up".
submitted by rayray

Merkin

Fake pubic hair, most commonly found on a woman
submitted by Robert

Merkin

A wig for down below - search on google for hilarious results!
submitted by Adam A

Mersh

Cheap, crappy weed
submitted by Napoleon

Messy

When something bad happens (e.g dirty)
submitted by jono williams

Miadontas

Way too confusing dude
submitted by jesus

Mic

The ability to sing
submitted by Rosha

Michelin

As of the mascot for michelin tyres, an insult to a fat kid! eg: "Look! Here comes Michelin!"
submitted by vicky

Midgetstrikin

Short
submitted by Rosha

Miffed

In between pissed off and annoyed
submitted by Lil_kitten

MILF

A Mother I would Like to F***K
submitted by Furbone

Milfy

If someones mother is milfy you cant decide whether you'd f**k her or not
submitted by hotmark89

Milimeter Peter

Tiny penis
submitted by tyler

Milkyway maker

Someone who gives it up the chuff
submitted by DJ

Millennium Domes

The contents of a Wonderbra. i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fuck-all in there worth seeing.

Minarfinated

Messed up, crazy, not right, e.g "Your bedroom is minarfinated!"
submitted by AJ

Mindy

If someone's mother is a Mindy she is butt ugly, also see Mandy
submitted by hotmark89

Ming Daddy

A Ming Daddy is a word used to describe the uglyest person you know
submitted by Morgan Shaw

Ming Meister

Very ugly person
submitted by Big Pete

Ming-monged

When you are extreamally drunk and are unable to form words properly
submitted by lube-in-a-tube manchester xx

Mingalicious

Something that either looks or smells so mingin' that it's good
submitted by Dan

Mingbats

A term of disgust
submitted by Lewis Chisholm

Mingeleaf

A hairy fanny
submitted by mingeis-salty

Minger

A hore or a tart gone wrong and looks ugly
submitted by keeley from fitzwimarc skool

Mingle

Minge... that I spelt wrong on MSN and has been refered to as a mingle ever since
submitted by Claire [Mackam Retard]

mingmong

affectionate word used for dippy friends NOT meaning as in the separate form either minger or mong
submitted by Rach numi

Mingmong

A retard
submitted by devo n tasha

Mingrat

An ugly person
submitted by Couchy

Mini Fridge Moment

A triumph
submitted by Karl

Mini-Moose Moment

A moment of triumph {reference to Invader Zim}
submitted by anonymous

Minkey

Another word for a womans special place
submitted by Enda Mc Namee

Minkey

Another word for a womans special place
submitted by Enda Mc Namee

Minkly

So-so. eg "She has a minkly ass."
submitted by clough

Mint

Something that is really really cool - it's mint!
submitted by Sarah and Lizzie

Mint

Cool or great
submitted by Kirsten

Mint/Minty/Minted

1. Mint. A sweet consisting of sugar and other shitty addatives to clog up your heart, 2. Minty. Descriptive of something shit, 3. Minted. Someone who has a lot of money eg. Paul Daniels
submitted by Helsby

Minute Laid

Having sex in under 60 seconds example : "Hey guys i just got minute laid!"
submitted by KennyM!

Mirror Disease

It's when a man has such a big belly that the only way for him to see his penis is by looking into the mirror.
submitted by StringStrangled

Mississippi Masala

Double entendre for: 1. North Indian cuisine heavily infused with ingredients of Black Dixie cooking. 2. Sexual relationship between a fair Indo-Aryan female and a North American Black male. Derived from the far more controversial "Malabar Masala", and later popularised by Mira Nair's film of the same name.
submitted by Awadhi Aunty

Mistakasaur

Someone who screwed up
submitted by Bukator

Mistakasaurus

Someone who really screwed up.
submitted by Bukator

Mistakasaurus Rex

Someone who really really screwed up.
submitted by Bukator

Mitch

An overly huge unibrow
submitted by jhon freeback jr.

Mitties

Man titties
submitted by Kieara and Ash

Mlip

To describe anything that you cannot think of a name for. Can also be used as a generally confusing word.
submitted by Gothic Moot Man

mmmmince

What you cry when a friend orders a girly alcopop
submitted by Vlad the Impaler

Mod

Term Used in Late 70's instead of the current word Chav, Townie etc
submitted by Dorwii

MoFoBuglytch

Mother f**kin' Butt ugly Bitch
submitted by Brittany!!!

Moist

Used to describe something sweet or cool
submitted by Cbelott

Molassochist

Someone who derives pleasure from causing a process to move painfully slow. Ex. The guy at the DMV is a molassochist!
submitted by Mike Shryock

Mole Head

Someone with a big mole on there face
submitted by stu

Molestacular

It's like a Killtacular (like in halo 3) only with molestation.
submitted by kooba

Momoberry

Feeling peachy, quirky, stylish and sophisticated
submitted by piper

Mona Lisa

Adj. Description of a poo that is a masterpiece
submitted by Helsby

Monet

To refer to a gilr like monet painting.....looks great froma distance but up close its just a mess!
submitted by Steven Feeney

Mong

Stoner/army slang meaning to just sit and chill
submitted by fraudstar

Mongoose

A person who mongs out with or without weed
submitted by Gareth Furbank

Mongy

Used when describing something uncool. eg "Dude... that is so mongy..."
submitted by kc

Monkey Bath

"A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!"."

Monkey Ass

A annoying chaffing in the crack of your ass & inner portion of your legs. (Making you walk like a monkey)
submitted by {}={}AVOC

Monkey boy

1) cute fool (french), yet still a dumbass (e.g., Beavis); 2) dance performed by Beavis on the back of the sofa ("doin' the 'monkey boy'!")
submitted by ridelikeaturtle

Monkey brow

A person with the forehead of a neanderthol
submitted by adam .a this is a discription of me

Monkeys-chuff

"As oposed to another 4 letter word. e.g - "I couldnt give a monkeys chuff!"
submitted by aimee

Monko

Japenise for pussy
submitted by curt w

Monster

A true legend, allbeit possibly very short term. Also known to be the opposite of a "piddly"
submitted by Benny J, London

Moo Point

It's unimportant,. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter. It's moo.
submitted by Bloody Hell I Dropped My Fishy Crackers!!!

Mooama

Moose/llama (my nickname too) pronounced MOO-AMMA (like momma without the m)
submitted by butt munchies

Moobs

Man Boobs
submitted by hannah and soomi

Moobs

Man Boobs
submitted by Hanners

Mooch

To walk anywhere but not know where
submitted by liam simpson

Moof

A dumb fat person
submitted by mike hunt

MOOF!

An exclamation of surprise said very loudly in a broad Yorkshire accent.
submitted by Boo

Moofish

Annoying, refering to a person. ("Man you're a Moofish")
submitted by missijo

moogly

Really, really ugly
submitted by Turquoise

Mook

A big dumb guy
submitted by ssajr

MooMata

It doesn't matter
submitted by Teh Uberness

Moonpig

A hideously unattractive lady
submitted by sinister clothcat

Mooseagua

The correct response to 'Aguamoose' - (see Aguamoose)
submitted by Kingjellybean

MooseKnuckle

A guy's camel toe
submitted by Rousenheimer

Moosh

To eat quickly, ie 'I mooshed it down'
submitted by Joe

MOP

Mortally Obese Person
submitted by Dante&Brandin

Mop Chop

Haircut
submitted by McDee

Mop Chop Shop

Hairdressers
submitted by McDee

Mophone

Poop
submitted by Lizzy

Moradiot

An idtiot that does a moral thing
submitted by julie

Morgasmic!

Inside word. As delicious as Morgan
submitted by lino

Morrocosialatydolychachacha

It means have fun and live large
submitted by Breanne Paige!!

Mortification

To offer it up as a mortification' means to give something up painfully and usually means food!
submitted by Emile

Motard

Some kind of retard
submitted by jackal651

Motorboatin'

When someone does something really fast
submitted by pablo

Mott Chops

Vaginal Flaps
submitted by Sophe

Mouldies

Parents
submitted by chloe f

Mouldy hang

Lousy get together/party/event
submitted by Leo

Mound Divider

When a females underwear & pants get lodge in her tweeter. (AKA camel toe)
submitted by Stiffy Tiffy and Miss Tappy

Moustache ride

The act of a man giving a woman oral sex
submitted by dkg

Mouthgasm

When you taste something so good, it's like your mouth had an orgasm
submitted by Midasu

Mower

Used as 'the mower' as a nick-name for someone that's 'cutting the grass' by taking a ladyfriend etc
submitted by hayo

Mozzarella

The cum stuck in your underwear
submitted by KennyM!

Mr/Ms/Mrs Frankenhind

When someone's behind is abnormally huge or grotesque
submitted by Veleda

Mr. Plow

Using in excess of three condoms during sex at a time
submitted by Ty

MT

Monkey Tart: A saucy little minx
submitted by TSB

Muahahahaha

To be used when you are feeling particularly evil. Similar to Bwahahaha, but more politically correct.
submitted by Ms. DeVille

Muckbang

A Muckbang is a massive amount of food being eaten in a record amount of time. This was brought to light by YouTuber Nikocado Avocado
submitted by Jeffrey Da'Bonqueque

Mud Pie

When your butthole is darker than your skin tone
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Muff Gruff

Queef
submitted by Juggs

Muffin

A word for the annoyingly confident
submitted by E.R. Madison

Muffin

A silly/stupid person
submitted by Bryson

Muffintop

Like a muffin, its a fat girl that has a flabby belly overhanging her jeans/skirt etc
submitted by Darud

Muffle Schnuffle

Shut up you silly nuf nuf
submitted by the squishable one

Mugmuggling

The simulatious action of preparing a hot beverage (either tea, coffee or a cup-a-soup), while simultaniously being violated with a german gentleman with an instationable appetite for sausage buggery.
submitted by Ste Wilko

Mugumbose

Huge boobs
submitted by mase

Mulan

Farting in the bath and following through.
submitted by Jake H

Mulaw

A ghetto word for money
submitted by LiL - D

Mullet

"As in "YOU MULLET", for a highly offensive insult "
submitted by Big Dave

Munchies

Getting hungry after smoking green. i.e. i've got the munchies
submitted by THE troublesome three

Munchkins

My dad says it when refering to children
submitted by Ash!

Mung

The foul odor emitted when obose people do not wash the bateria under their flaps of skin.
submitted by Dave

Mung

The stuff that comes out of a pregnant womans stomach
submitted by jeneva12

Munjers

Breasts... as in nice munjers
submitted by munjer man

Munt

A mangina, formed when a man tucks his junk between his legs and exposes the rest
submitted by comando

Munted

Something is wrong ot stuffed up...
submitted by AB ANU

Munter

Adj.- an extremely, offensivly ugly person. A 'Beast', or 'Barge-Pole' of a person you have no wish to look upon any further
submitted by Kirsty

Munter

A really minging girl eg 'shes a right munter'
submitted by mc kirgz

Munter

Very ugly
submitted by chloe

Munter Hunter

A man who searches out ugly girls as he will get turned down by anyone else
submitted by Phil

Munty Mack

When someone vomits and then kisses someone
submitted by turtle

Muppet

The commiter of an incredibly dense act
submitted by Penfold

Muppet

You are an extreme cougar
submitted by ME

Muppeteer

A totally scrwed up cougar, one stage up from the basic muppet
submitted by ME

Muppetron

The second most cougarish name. If you get called this then I pity you. You have no chance in life and you should go and kill yourself
submitted by ME

Muppetsaurus

The ultimate insult. Worst possible thing to be called. If somebody calls you a muppetsaurus, there is no point in even killing yourself because you will only instigate unbearable scandal about who didn't help send you on your way to your horrific death
submitted by ME

Mustang

Poo stuck to your bum hair. They can't fall off so they Must Hang on
submitted by Stephen

Mustaphaweewee

A continual sentence said as you run to the bog after cosumming a curry and 26 pints
submitted by spode

Mutet Ring

A hairy arse-hole
submitted by Aubrey

Mutley

Someone with an irritating gruff laugh...as in "Calm down Mutley"
submitted by Cleo

Mwah

The sound of a kiss for use in texts/e-mails. You can also say this when cheek to cheek air kissing.
submitted by Anon

MWAPS

Either man tits or someones mothers tits
submitted by Juggs

Mystery Bus

The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

Mystery Taxi

The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

Mystery Bus

The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
submitted by rich