Funny words beginning with N

N.A.D.S.

Nasty-ass dangling sack.
submitted by ted

N.E.R.D

Not Even Remotely Dorky
submitted by FunaiDewd

N.I.G.G.A

Never Ignorant About Getting Goals Accomplished
submitted by the A-TRAIN

Naab Jaab

Another word for a blow job...
submitted by via blake

Naboozy

A word to describe terrible disappointment or feelings of sadness. Opposite of "Bahoovy".
submitted by Vickie Bellefontaine

Nacker Tash

Just A Funny Word
submitted by Yeadon

Nan

Means nothing, nada. i.e."I have nan money"
submitted by jedda

Nancy

A male who exhibits an anti-male quality. e.g. - "Zach couldn't open the water bottle...what a nancy!". Also a "Mary"
submitted by danno

Nang

A cry of pain when in a weird position
submitted by Sampo81

Nang

Same as "Peng" - Strong/Good - usually describing weed
submitted by G

Nangs

Neck bangs (the short baby hairs on the back of your head)
submitted by k-star

Nap-sack

When your balls stick to your leg...and takes a long napp.....
submitted by JordanKK TylerMM

Naples

No, nay or disagree
submitted by jimmy zombie

NARB

No Aparent Reason Boner
submitted by nikka Nerkal

Nards

Balls, nuts, testes
submitted by Jake-Dogg

Nark

A goody goody, who obeys/follows the rules all the time
submitted by catherine

NARP

Non-Athletic Regular Person
submitted by Anonymous

Naughty Bits

Any part of a human, male or female, which cannot be shown on network television.
submitted by Dick

Naughty Fag

A person thats gay in school
submitted by cozza cha

Naughty tortoise

Funny way of saying someone is naughty!
submitted by Murray

Nausdah

Worse than Nasty
submitted by Lori

Nava

Not A Virgin Anymore
submitted by radani

Navinger

A vagina with ginger pubes
submitted by Crooked Ronnie

Ne naw

Horrible next door neighbour
submitted by Lamla

Neard

Neck beard
submitted by jonny

Neck

When someone says or does something stupid you say "Neck" and hit them on the back of their neck
submitted by Rico

Neckbone

Loser, fag, dork
submitted by Charlie

Neckmeat

When somebody punches you
submitted by unkown

Necropeedofile

Person who digs up dead kids and shags em
submitted by the seer of all

NED

(Non Educated Deliquent) Gang of prettens to teens who hang around a street corner, get into trouble from the police and like a drink called buckfast
submitted by kx8uk

Ned'ed

Just like Tango, except you just got ned'ed
submitted by Gav

Ned Bawbag

A chav or ned who is a ball bag
submitted by johnny vodka

Nedantsin

A very very extremely naughty sin
submitted by jesus

Neddy

A headache
submitted by Jasminbelle

Needle dick

Someone with a small penis
submitted by Dominic

Negative boob

A girl with boobs that are way too small
submitted by bob

Nekroplasmatonical

Said after really good sex
submitted by TJR456

NeNe

Some one a dumb bland will listen to
submitted by Janene and Sarah

Neob

(�Knob�). To be said in the style of a flying aeroplane like when you are feeding a baby and you go �nneeeooooww� when putting the spoon in its mouth. Like that but really loud and in unison with all your mates when someone does something embarrassing.
submitted by kelli xXx

Neonate

"Baby" or "Infant" (human or other primate) in clinical terms; try it out with new parents: "What an adorable neonate!"
submitted by Tom

Nerb

An affectionate word for nerd
submitted by carly

Nerg

An utterance uttered when annoyed.
submitted by Josephk

Nern

One who farts in the bathtub and tries to eat the bubbles.
submitted by Brain

Nerp

A mixture between a nerd and a derp
submitted by The Fun Guy Dan

Nesbit

Light.
submitted by Kamerlissa

Netflix and Jill

Similar to "Netflix and Chill", but instead of having sex whilst watching Netflix, you're masturbating. Example: "My girlfriend was busy, so I kicked back and had a nice "Netflix and Jill" session."
submitted by Kaytlyn

Nevved up

Getting very drunk
submitted by Jon Marler

NEY!!

NO!!-- (a Wiganers term)
submitted by Jimmy Savil

Ney Slapper

It's to be said when someone does something funny! (ex- "You're a ney slapper!")
submitted by Your Mama

Niblet

Tiny chunk of poop
submitted by Flinker

Nienti

(pronounced knee-en-tay) Nothing (when you don't want to tell somebody something)
submitted by Cathal

Nifkin

Region of skin between the balls and butthole.
submitted by alpha cheeba hawk

Nifty

Something really sweet or awesome
submitted by Tetyana

Nifty Picnic

Awesome, sweet, cool
submitted by Kiersten M

Nigga rigged

Something that's temporarily fixed (eg A t.v. with a wire hange and foil for the antenna)
submitted by oops!

Niggle or Niggaler

To criticise or to worrie. Niggaler: the person. Its a real word!!
submitted by JAMES DAVY

Nimptoed

When your dick is so sore, you can't even touch it
submitted by KennyM!

Ninch

The action of pinching someone's nipple or nipples. (ex: "I just ninched your sister.")
submitted by ted

Nincompoop

A nincompoop is a fool
submitted by Elaina

Ningus

Nerd/Dingus combo (only use when needed, very powerful)
submitted by Jude Palmer

Ninja

What you say when someone does something cool (e.g. "that was soo ninja!!")
submitted by The Unknown One

Ninja

No Income No Job or Assets
submitted by Russ and Tony

Ninja Potion

To cup a fart in your hand and open it in front of someone's face, yelling, "Ninja Potion!"
submitted by Plexi G

Niplet

A third and very small nipple
submitted by jesse

Nippers

Something used for pulling or squeezing
submitted by naoheyo15

Nippy noodles and my nunga nunga's are gettin hard

Basically it's cold and my nipples are hard
submitted by alex ackrill

Nizo

Balls, grapefruits, testicles, Nuts
submitted by xXxHeavilybrokenxXx

Njord

A retarded incident happening... like seeing a naked man spring from bushes in a zoo.
submitted by Marc

Nobby

When someone says a stupid comment or acts stupid
submitted by boothy

Nobo

Made from the word noob, originally created from some players from the game "Arcanist"
submitted by zappy_flash

Nobyulus

A person who is acomplete nob. Sounds latin.
submitted by Karakazov

Noggintosh

Basically someone who is a pr*ck
submitted by I-EAT-NOG

Nolte

A really stupid person who acts like a fag n thinks hes the shiz.
submitted by Matt n dan

Nolte

In replacement of gay or crap. Ie. "that is soooo nolte", or "you nolte!"
submitted by #6 #9

Nomp

Idiot, in a teasing but friendly way: 'Of course Bored at Uni isn't about how to be bored at uni, you nomp!'
submitted by Aissy

Nonabon

Not amused
submitted by anonymous

Noo nog

ery stupid person, the type who would be best left under a rock trying to beat their way into the evolutionary
submitted by aimee

Noob

To be new and suck at something
submitted by jeff kyte

Noob

A person of little faculties.
submitted by davjam89

Noobette

A female noob
submitted by melissa

Nooblet

Same as noob, but with a let on it, and you can cook them up on a frier grille oven microwave etc because they're so bad you just pwn them that much
submitted by ROBEASTIE

Noobzor

Lete for noob
submitted by robeastondioso

Noodle

Someone stupid
submitted by Boo

Noonan!

Typically used as a jeer during games where one wishes the player to choke at whatever they�re attempting; field goal kick, free-throw shot, etc. Derived from Caddyshack.
submitted by Ashi

Nooner

Having sex at lunch time
submitted by cbelott

Noonthirty

12:30 pm
submitted by kevin fitzgerald

Nor

It can mean either "no" or another word for "lame" etc.
submitted by Kate

Nordsap

Someone who thinks they are big but really they are just stupid
submitted by Leroy Jankins

Norm

Someone who fits in way too much, posesses few distinguishing characteristics
submitted by jordan

Nosebleed

Geek/uncool person
submitted by A @ Chi

Nosestache

A mustache that grows out of your nose
submitted by Erin

Nostalmo

Having a "Nostalgic Moment" a very common occurence in the land of the old zimmerframe-bound human things. Best example - "during the war"
submitted by Flo!

Nostration

When you laugh while drinking something and it comes out your nose.
submitted by National Council for Nostration

Notorious F.A.G

A rap artist who is homosexual (stolen from Will And Grace)
submitted by Bazz Evans

Nouwnt

Midlands way of saying nothing. pronouced "now-ent". example: "theres nouwnt on telly"
submitted by MeZa

Nub

Someone who is purely shite at something
submitted by mr facehead

Nub

Nerd or Geek
submitted by Nun uv yo bid nass

Nuba

A man's first erection
submitted by KennyM!

Nubbinz

To hit someone under the arm pit with a pointed hand
submitted by oginger

Nubliai

The central core of a Noob. Example: WTF, you stole my J-10. You are nothing but a Nubliai
submitted by Necrium

Nucking Futs

F*cking Nuts: if an adult is around you say this
submitted by anonymous

Nudite

Getting frostbite from being nude
submitted by jeff.m

Nuffnuff

When you forget what you're saying mid-sentence. Or to just brake the silence.
submitted by Megan :)

Nug

Sexy
submitted by adriana

Nugget

Can be used instead of cool
submitted by Ines & Elise

Nugget Dweller

Sh*t stuck between your arse crack
submitted by 4lyf

Nuggets

Cutie
submitted by Nakyba

Nuhel

No hell no...
submitted by jxebchvtgu4

Nuker

A microwave oven
submitted by ssajr

Numb Nuts

Someone that makes no sense
submitted by Nanna

Numbnuts

A dullard. A wally just going through the motions, with all the gumption of a deer in headlights.
submitted by Betty Swollocks

Numpty

To be a simpleton and/or dopey
submitted by Joel himself

Numpty

If someone is a little dumb, they are a numpty
submitted by jaffa

Numsac

Completely thick bloke
submitted by howard

Nunga Nunga Holder

Bra
submitted by Julie

Nunga-nunga's

This word is what my mates brother calls girl's breasts
submitted by Olivia

Nunga-Nungas

Another word for boobs!
submitted by Lizzie and Sarah

Nunya

When someone asks you a nosy question, the answer should be "nunya" no matter what they ask. When they ask "what does nunya mean" tell them "nunya business".
submitted by Littleone

Nunya Beezwax

None of your business
submitted by CyberGoth

Nurkey

A very special best friend
submitted by Pam

Nuskin

A womens vagina that is wider than it is long
submitted by Ed Gauntlett

Nut

Use this when something mildly okay or slightly above average happens to you. Can be used as an exclamation or an adjective. Examples: "oh nut!" "nut!", "that's pretty nut", "omg that's nut". Use in moderation
submitted by schmartaquilf

Nutt-huggers

Extremely tight pants on a man
submitted by derraj nosliw

Nuttenexpress

In Austria you call that a train
submitted by Swissboy

Nuttknot

When you get your pubes in a knot
submitted by bow chicka wow wow

Nutty Hamjam

Nuts in your poo
submitted by kym welch

Nyeap

Kinda like "yup" but way cooler
submitted by Chad Selix