Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with N

N.A.D.S.
Nasty-ass dangling sack.
submitted by ted
N.E.R.D
Not Even Remotely Dorky
submitted by FunaiDewd
N.I.G.G.A
Never Ignorant About Getting Goals Accomplished
submitted by the A-TRAIN
Naab Jaab
Another word for a blow job...
submitted by via blake
Naboozy
A word to describe terrible disappointment or feelings of sadness. Opposite of "Bahoovy".
submitted by Vickie Bellefontaine
Nacker Tash
Just A Funny Word
submitted by Yeadon
Nan
Means nothing, nada. i.e."I have nan money"
submitted by jedda
Nancy
A male who exhibits an anti-male quality. e.g. - "Zach couldn't open the water bottle...what a nancy!". Also a "Mary"
submitted by danno
Nang
A cry of pain when in a weird position
submitted by Sampo81
Nang
Same as "Peng" - Strong/Good - usually describing weed
submitted by G
Nangs
Neck bangs (the short baby hairs on the back of your head)
submitted by k-star
Nap-sack
When your balls stick to your leg...and takes a long napp.....
submitted by JordanKK TylerMM
Naples
No, nay or disagree
submitted by jimmy zombie
NARB
No Aparent Reason Boner
submitted by nikka Nerkal
Nards
Balls, nuts, testes
submitted by Jake-Dogg
Nark
A goody goody, who obeys/follows the rules all the time
submitted by catherine
NARP
Non-Athletic Regular Person
submitted by Anonymous
Naughty Bits
Any part of a human, male or female, which cannot be shown on network television.
submitted by Dick
Naughty Fag
A person thats gay in school
submitted by cozza cha
Naughty tortoise
Funny way of saying someone is naughty!
submitted by Murray
Nausdah
Worse than Nasty
submitted by Lori
Nava
Not A Virgin Anymore
submitted by radani
Navinger
A vagina with ginger pubes
submitted by Crooked Ronnie
Ne naw
Horrible next door neighbour
submitted by Lamla
Neard
Neck beard
submitted by jonny
Neck
When someone says or does something stupid you say "Neck" and hit them on the back of their neck
submitted by Rico
Neckbone
Loser, fag, dork
submitted by Charlie
Neckmeat
When somebody punches you
submitted by unkown
Necropeedofile
Person who digs up dead kids and shags em
submitted by the seer of all
NED
(Non Educated Deliquent) Gang of prettens to teens who hang around a street corner, get into trouble from the police and like a drink called buckfast
submitted by kx8uk
Ned'ed
Just like Tango, except you just got ned'ed
submitted by Gav
Ned Bawbag
A chav or ned who is a ball bag
submitted by johnny vodka
Nedantsin
A very very extremely naughty sin
submitted by jesus
Neddy
A headache
submitted by Jasminbelle
Needle dick
Someone with a small penis
submitted by Dominic
Negative boob
A girl with boobs that are way too small
submitted by bob
Nekroplasmatonical
Said after really good sex
submitted by TJR456
NeNe
Some one a dumb bland will listen to
submitted by Janene and Sarah
Neob
(“Knob”). To be said in the style of a flying aeroplane like when you are feeding a baby and you go “nneeeooooww” when putting the spoon in its mouth. Like that but really loud and in unison with all your mates when someone does something embarrassing.
submitted by kelli xXx
Neonate
"Baby" or "Infant" (human or other primate) in clinical terms; try it out with new parents: "What an adorable neonate!"
submitted by Tom
Nerb
An affectionate word for nerd
submitted by carly
Nerg
An utterance uttered when annoyed.
submitted by Josephk
Nern
One who farts in the bathtub and tries to eat the bubbles.
submitted by Brain
Nerp
A mixture between a nerd and a derp
submitted by The Fun Guy Dan
Nesbit
Light.
submitted by Kamerlissa
Netflix and Jill
Similar to "Netflix and Chill", but instead of having sex whilst watching Netflix, you're masturbating. Example: "My girlfriend was busy, so I kicked back and had a nice "Netflix and Jill" session."
submitted by Kaytlyn
Nevved up
Getting very drunk
submitted by Jon Marler
NEY!!
NO!!-- (a Wiganers term)
submitted by Jimmy Savil
Ney Slapper
It's to be said when someone does something funny! (ex- "You're a ney slapper!")
submitted by Your Mama
Niblet
Tiny chunk of poop
submitted by Flinker
Nienti
(pronounced knee-en-tay) Nothing (when you don't want to tell somebody something)
submitted by Cathal
Nifkin
Region of skin between the balls and butthole.
submitted by alpha cheeba hawk
Nifty
Something really sweet or awesome
submitted by Tetyana
Nifty Picnic
Awesome, sweet, cool
submitted by Kiersten M
Nigga rigged
Something that's temporarily fixed (eg A t.v. with a wire hange and foil for the antenna)
submitted by oops!
Niggle or Niggaler
To criticise or to worrie. Niggaler: the person. Its a real word!!
submitted by JAMES DAVY
Nimptoed
When your dick is so sore, you can't even touch it
submitted by KennyM!
Ninch
The action of pinching someone's nipple or nipples. (ex: "I just ninched your sister.")
submitted by ted
Nincompoop
A nincompoop is a fool
submitted by Elaina
Ninja
What you say when someone does something cool (e.g. "that was soo ninja!!")
submitted by The Unknown One
Ninja
No Income No Job or Assets
submitted by Russ and Tony
Ninja Potion
To cup a fart in your hand and open it in front of someone's face, yelling, "Ninja Potion!"
submitted by Plexi G
Niplet
A third and very small nipple
submitted by jesse
Nippers
Something used for pulling or squeezing
submitted by naoheyo15
Nippy noodles and my nunga nunga's are gettin hard
Basically it's cold and my nipples are hard
submitted by alex ackrill
Nizo
Balls, grapefruits, testicles, Nuts
submitted by xXxHeavilybrokenxXx
Njord
A retarded incident happening... like seeing a naked man spring from bushes in a zoo.
submitted by Marc
Nobby
When someone says a stupid comment or acts stupid
submitted by boothy
Nobo
Made from the word noob, originally created from some players from the game "Arcanist"
submitted by zappy_flash
Nobyulus
A person who is acomplete nob. Sounds latin.
submitted by Karakazov
Noggintosh
Basically someone who is a pr*ck
submitted by I-EAT-NOG
Nolte
A really stupid person who acts like a fag n thinks hes the shiz.
submitted by Matt n dan
Nolte
In replacement of gay or crap. Ie. "that is soooo nolte", or "you nolte!"
submitted by #6 #9
Nomp
Idiot, in a teasing but friendly way: 'Of course Bored at Uni isn't about how to be bored at uni, you nomp!'
submitted by Aissy
Nonabon
Not amused
submitted by anonymous
Noo nog
ery stupid person, the type who would be best left under a rock trying to beat their way into the evolutionary
submitted by aimee
Noob
To be new and suck at something
submitted by jeff kyte
Noob
A person of little faculties.
submitted by davjam89
Noobette
A female noob
submitted by melissa
Nooblet
Same as noob, but with a let on it, and you can cook them up on a frier grille oven microwave etc because they're so bad you just pwn them that much
submitted by ROBEASTIE
Noobzor
Lete for noob
submitted by robeastondioso
Noodle
Someone stupid
submitted by Boo
Noonan!
Typically used as a jeer during games where one wishes the player to choke at whatever they’re attempting; field goal kick, free-throw shot, etc. Derived from Caddyshack.
submitted by Ashi
Nooner
Having sex at lunch time
submitted by cbelott
Noonthirty
12:30 pm
submitted by kevin fitzgerald
Nor
It can mean either "no" or another word for "lame" etc.
submitted by Kate
Nordsap
Someone who thinks they are big but really they are just stupid
submitted by Leroy Jankins
Norm
Someone who fits in way too much, posesses few distinguishing characteristics
submitted by jordan
Nosebleed
Geek/uncool person
submitted by A @ Chi
Nosestache
A mustache that grows out of your nose
submitted by Erin
Nostalmo
Having a "Nostalgic Moment" a very common occurence in the land of the old zimmerframe-bound human things. Best example - "during the war"
submitted by Flo!
Nostration
When you laugh while drinking something and it comes out your nose.
submitted by National Council for Nostration
Notorious F.A.G
A rap artist who is homosexual (stolen from Will And Grace)
submitted by Bazz Evans
Nouwnt
Midlands way of saying nothing. pronouced "now-ent". example: "theres nouwnt on telly"
submitted by MeZa
Nub
Someone who is purely shite at something
submitted by mr facehead
Nub
Nerd or Geek
submitted by Nun uv yo bid nass
Nuba
A man's first erection
submitted by KennyM!
Nubbinz
To hit someone under the arm pit with a pointed hand
submitted by oginger
Nubliai
The central core of a Noob. Example: WTF, you stole my J-10. You are nothing but a Nubliai
submitted by Necrium
Nucking Futs
F*cking Nuts: if an adult is around you say this
submitted by anonymous
Nudite
Getting frostbite from being nude
submitted by jeff.m
Nuffnuff
When you forget what you're saying mid-sentence. Or to just brake the silence.
submitted by Megan :)
Nug
Sexy
submitted by adriana
Nugget
Can be used instead of cool
submitted by Ines & Elise
Nugget Dweller
Sh*t stuck between your arse crack
submitted by 4lyf
Nuggets
Cutie
submitted by Nakyba
Nuhel
No hell no...
submitted by jxebchvtgu4
Nuker
A microwave oven
submitted by ssajr
Numb Nuts
Someone that makes no sense
submitted by Nanna
Numbnuts
A dullard. A wally just going through the motions, with all the gumption of a deer in headlights.
submitted by Betty Swollocks
Numpty
To be a simpleton and/or dopey
submitted by Joel himself
Numpty
If someone is a little dumb, they are a numpty
submitted by jaffa
Numsac
Completely thick bloke
submitted by howard
Nunga Nunga Holder
Bra
submitted by Julie
Nunga-nunga's
This word is what my mates brother calls girl's breasts
submitted by Olivia
Nunga-Nungas
Another word for boobs!
submitted by Lizzie and Sarah
Nunya
When someone asks you a nosy question, the answer should be "nunya" no matter what they ask. When they ask "what does nunya mean" tell them "nunya business".
submitted by Littleone
Nunya Beezwax
None of your business
submitted by CyberGoth
Nurkey
A very special best friend
submitted by Pam
Nuskin
A womens vagina that is wider than it is long
submitted by Ed Gauntlett
Nut
Use this when something mildly okay or slightly above average happens to you. Can be used as an exclamation or an adjective. Examples: "oh nut!" "nut!", "that's pretty nut", "omg that's nut". Use in moderation
submitted by schmartaquilf
Nutt-huggers
Extremely tight pants on a man
submitted by derraj nosliw
Nuttenexpress
In Austria you call that a train
submitted by Swissboy
Nuttknot
When you get your pubes in a knot
submitted by bow chicka wow wow
Nutty Hamjam
Nuts in your poo
submitted by kym welch
Nyeap
Kinda like "yup" but way cooler
submitted by Chad Selix