Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with H

A Harrison
A code name for a boy when you don't want anyone else to know who you're talking about
submitted by Keera CULLEN
H.A.R.F
Half Ass Retarded F**ker
submitted by missinghim14
H.B.S
Hungry Bum Syndrome, when your arse eats your knickers
submitted by BB
H.H
Holy Hell
submitted by Hirgon
H2Hoe
Group of think-their-too-nice girls who should be locked in a tower and drowned!
submitted by ruth
Habberplabb
Exclamation of frustration
submitted by Owen Davies
Habberplabb
Exclamation of frustration
submitted by Sophia P.
Hack/Hacking
When your trying to figure something out.
submitted by Tim
Hacky
Happy and wacky
submitted by khumo..sweet stuff rampa
Haddock Pasty
A Lady's 'Axe Wound' with special reference to it's odour.
submitted by Danny the Fanny
HAG
Hot Ass Girl
submitted by berkeley
Hag Nipple
A person with screwed up nipples
submitted by warren
Haggard
Messed up or incredibly cool
submitted by random hero
Haha...Good one, me neither.
When you say something that doesn't make sense, say this phrase to change the subject.
submitted by J to the Mizzeel
Haints
Scary homeless person
submitted by Tator bob
hair gremlin
Getting a haircut / haircutter
submitted by luke
Hairy Pairy Quite Contrairy
A bald person
submitted by Jamie Parr
Hairyolas
The remarkable (and dick-shriveling) feature of hair around the pigmented area around a woman's nipples
submitted by Keith Schneider
Halfwit
Not right in the head
submitted by meegann
Ham Wallet
Another word for a vagina
submitted by Homies
Hamburger
The arrangement of one's tesicles and shaft so it takes on the apparence of a hamburger
submitted by RMD
Hamburgler
Someone who prefers fattys for sex
submitted by Ty
Hamflap
A flappy vagina
submitted by Peeloy Vargas
Hammed
Drunk to the point you're hilarious
submitted by Twisty
Hammered
Really wasted, drunk
submitted by Leelee
Hamokash
Help
submitted by mohammad
Hams
Man Boobs
submitted by tyler
Hand-to-Gland Combat
A vigorous masturbation session.
Handitard
To be so retarded, it handicaps your ability to function
submitted by Ty
Handsome
One who masturbates a lot or masturbation (like twosome, threesome, foursome...)
submitted by dya
Hangaburger
Another word for hamburger
submitted by en
Hank Marvin
Said when you are really hungry (starving)
submitted by MACKY
Happy Vest
Straight jacket to a crazy person
submitted by Catherine
Haquioktaha
A noise you make whilst mimicing a pig
submitted by rawwrstfu
Hard Glass
A promise that will not be broken
submitted by cozza cha
Haregu
Sexy girl
submitted by wedi belay
Harmon
To undress another man with your eyes, or to radiate extreme gayness
submitted by fuzz
Harpoon Lounge
To say when leaving a place
submitted by lopster wrestler
Harry monk
Another term for gentlemans relish
submitted by shirin
Hasbian
A woman that used to be gay
submitted by ddotcom
Hatchet wound
Camel toe
submitted by Jimmy Boy
Hawaiian Hot Box
To smoke weed in a bathroom while running hot water from the shower
submitted by Bri*
He-Bitch Man-Whore
Male Prostitute
submitted by El Stumpo
He-bitch-man-slap
An incredibly camp man's slap, or used as a threat ie "Don't make me He-bitch-man-slap you!"
submitted by Lizzie and Sarah
He-she-man-bitch
You don't know if someone looks like a man or a woman
submitted by anon
Head
The name you call a person who is being their dorky selves and its a greeting. Like for example: "Hey, how are you doing head?"
submitted by bobo
Head!
Funny shaped Head
submitted by Aaron
Headuparseitis
Someone suffering from this disease is said to have their own head that far up their own arse that it must be permenant.
submitted by Sugarmumma
Healthy
A really good looking person whos not overweight or underweight and sexy!!
submitted by jade
Heart
Someone who never gives up and tries really hard ie "What a heart!"
submitted by Stuart
Heavy-Duty Judy
A fat woman-hence, heavy duty
submitted by Britter (again)
Heblew
Gay jewish language
submitted by suddam hussein
Heebler
A person doing strange things all alone in the dark
submitted by Flinker
Heffa
Someone who is faaatttt!!!!!!
submitted by lemon
Heffer
Really fat girl or a pregnant cow
submitted by pilly
Heinshit
Ugly
submitted by Savvi
Helium Heels
Someone whose legs go up easily...
submitted by Jacques Liebenberg
Hella
Super, a vastly large amount. ex. That hella sucks
submitted by Robby
Helladank/Hellatight
Supremely awesome or cool like cheeseburgers to a fat guy.
submitted by bob
Hellbaby
Hot girl
submitted by hellbaby4eva
Helmet for your little astronaut
A condom
submitted by KennyM!
Hench
Big. ie "That gold chain is hench!"
submitted by Drew
Henry
As in Henry the eighth, 'I picked up a henry tonight'
submitted by Ninety
Herb
Someone who is so outrageously out of style with whatever is normal. ex. a room of goths, a hippie. the 'herb' would be the hippie.
submitted by Brittany of kentucky (i do wear shoes)
Herchan
Lots of many/plural
submitted by natjesusdude
Here's your sign!
When someone does or says something completely stupid, this is the reply you should come up with. Inspired by the Travis Tritt song of the same name.
submitted by Kurasu
Hermaphroditishlike
Describing something extremely gay or lebionic: eg. "Those stupid telemarketers are hermaphroditishlike"
submitted by St. Charles, The Unlikely Bastard
Hermtarded
Half retarded, half hermafrodite
submitted by KP
Hero Sandwich
A Giant Idiot
submitted by 4lyf
Herpaganaciphilitis
Herpes, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis
submitted by Matt
Herpaghonasyphilitis
A combination of Sexually Transmitted Diseases; One Dirty Ho
submitted by ExquisiteRage
Hershey Squirts
When you fart so hard sh*t comes out
submitted by nohershey
Hershey-squirt
It means you have got crap in your pants
submitted by Kerry n Vinnie
Hev
Heavenly
submitted by MBD
Hexleflux
A state of confusion- i.e- "I'm in a hexleflux"
submitted by tom
Heyss
Safe - respect - cheers!!!!
submitted by Martin
HFFA
Hot From Far Away
submitted by anonymous
hibida-jibida
When you bust ass on a trampoline and then you fly up in the air and hibida-jibida is the word you scream when you're in the air shouting uncontrolably
submitted by ryan stanley
Hicklypups
hiccups
submitted by von
Hid
Hideous
submitted by MBD
High owl-itution of the Oztuhpeedious
Upset Stomache
submitted by Grandma Norma Jean
Hilare
Abbreviated "hilarious"
submitted by irishmissie
Himglish
Man speech
submitted by kayleigh
Hinkydinky
A Penis
submitted by I'm not telling
Hip to the Jive
Anything that you find cool or awesome
submitted by Katie
Hipples
Hairy nipples.
submitted by ted
Hippocrocadillopig
The lowest score in the order of rating girls.
submitted by Kingjellybean
Hippodogacrocomooseapig
FUGLY ol chav slapper
submitted by prince willie
Hippopotomonstrosesquipidaliophobia
Fear of long words
submitted by flannipherious
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
The fear of long words.
submitted by Your Mother
Hispanisize
To think lusty thoughts about hot Latinas
submitted by Terry
Hissilicious
Great, fun to be with. My 5yr old came up with it!!
submitted by two texts
Hit and Miss
The act of going to urinate or piss
submitted by sprogg daddy
Hizzle Mc Fizzle
Nose
submitted by Jon Aston, Walsall
Ho Butt
dirty person (usually sporting a mutlet) and is going nowhere in life
submitted by gorgio
Hoares Bath
To only wash your face, armpits and vagina
submitted by Polly
Hoarkin' the Swazy
To do with oral
submitted by turd furgesen
Hoax Poke
To air f**k something
submitted by Ty
Hoba
Female hobo
submitted by maemae
Hobbledehoy
The awkward stage between a boy and a man.
submitted by i'm in a tizzy!
Hoblab Cockian
Used when a man says the wrong thing at the wrong time making him a d**k head
submitted by NELL
Hoburger
An unclean girls privates
submitted by nemisis
Hoe
The cheaper alternative to going on a date
submitted by Kev
Hoebag
An unattractive prostitute
submitted by chris
Hoebag
Prostitute
submitted by Dandunne has cahonnes
Hoebo
Refers to your everyday girl who dresses all thotty and whatever, whilst repping big name brands like the salvation army and kmart. So in conclusion a hoebo is just a poor lassie trying to look good on a budget meant to buy a single loaf of bread
submitted by He Who Must Not Be Named
Hoedown
In the hood it means your sister is dead
submitted by KennyM!
Hog Roast
Fat girls who think they are dead sexy
submitted by pudwaa
Hoga
Weird!
submitted by nerissa
Hogo
A stink. Use it as "What a hogo..." (Actual word that rarely anyone uses anymore)
submitted by Tally
Hogwarts
An STD you develope from watching too much Harry Potter
submitted by KennyM! MitchM!
Hogwash
Nonsense
submitted by Sean
Hoikenschlager!
Geez! Oh my God!
submitted by Kat Blomquist
Hojax
To punk someone, or to punk yourself
submitted by Sherrie
Holacalhatchi
Holy cow
submitted by zachary
Holla!
Used as a "ghetto" term, meaning "indeed", or "yes, i agree!"
submitted by ADAMS APPLE
Holler
"Usually said to member of opposite sex as in, "Hey baby, I just want to holler at you." Meant as term of endearment....it's like saying "Hey cutie, I want to get with you."
submitted by Emily
Hollow Wood
No Brains
submitted by Robert M. Hensel
Holocaust Child
Someone who is so skinny you can see their bones
submitted by killer kookiez
Holy Guacamole
When you are shocked say it
submitted by chris
Holy Sh*t Premiere Package
The best ever
submitted by jbob
Holy shark bandanas
Holy sh*t!
submitted by Courtney
Holy Shiz Nips!
Holy crap!
submitted by bumblebee
Holy Testicle Tuesday
Say that when you see something messed up or off the wall or someone really ugly
submitted by Tyler ZombieFyd McCain
Holybejoinkers
It means Cool, or awsome, or anything you want it to
submitted by Js & Ks
Homanahow
To fully appreciate something. for example: "omanahow this cookie is delicious"
submitted by the moo crew
Home-made Hotdogs
Putting your weiner in a woman's buns
submitted by hey its franklin12
Home-skillet
Cool person
submitted by louie
Home-Slice
A really bad gangsta word for a person
submitted by bikerballs
Homeslice
A really lame homie, friend
submitted by ilsnob
Homeslice
A good mate. e.g. "Ma homeslices were hanging at my house!"
submitted by chazz
Homophonic
Original a term a music. As you can guess this version means someone or something that sounds gay.
submitted by JustB3N
Homosapienophobe
In reference to every sad soul on The Internet who constantly insist that they are all introverts who turn down plans like every other second and hate the human race, who hate people, whilst secretly yearning for a single friend and calling out to god every day in the sheer hopes that someone will take pity on them and invite them to their own backyard
submitted by begone ye stalker who dare ask for knowledge of my name
Honk
To throw up.
submitted by Philip Fosdyck
Honk
When you see something really disgusting and it makes you want to be sick you say, 'it made me Honk'
submitted by lube-in-a-tube manchester x
Hoo Tang
A Tang Party
submitted by Robert M. Hensel
Hoo-rah Henry's and Their Unicorns
Those annoying upper-class t**ts who parade around in Mercs and laugh about how rich they are- and you aren't. They have unicorns because they're sooooo much special-er than us mere mortals. Bastards.
submitted by Kirsty
Hoochie
A sluty girl or a whore
submitted by b-rad
Hood Rat
Ghetto girl
submitted by bre
Hoodrat
A townie or lower person, commonly spotted sporting a hooded top.
submitted by SteveDave
Hoofy Gid
A girl or Woman kissing other girls or Women
submitted by Kade
Hooley
A real boring person!!
submitted by woodzy
Hooper
A very hot woman
submitted by Housty
Hoopti
A ghetto or broke-down car
submitted by Kiko tha freeko
Hooshavitsa
It is alternative way of cussing in a different language
submitted by THE PIPE
Hooty Scream!
A very funny funny Person
submitted by Hooty 1, 2 ,3 , 4, 5
Hoover girl
Someone who sucks hard!
submitted by Lib
Hopspankula
The tiny heart attack you get when you slip on ice...
submitted by BJ
Horizontal Polka
Sex
submitted by OliviaSulkinz
Hornswaggle
To confuse someone. Bamboozle.
submitted by Tommygun
Horrendufied
Adjective to describe how drunk someone is (eg "he was horrendufied last night")
submitted by absgtcd
Hosible
Hospital
submitted by brianna
Hoss
Cowboy Slang: Hoss can be used to replace words such as dude, man, buddy, bro, etc.
submitted by Jimi Hughes
Hot box
To smoke weed in a van and get everyone high off the second hand smoke
submitted by the A-TRAIN
Hot Carl
To take a dump on one's mouth/face/forehead.
submitted by bongos
Hot Rodney
Getting head from a girl while taking a sh*t at the same time
submitted by SDeB
Hotbox
F*#kin hot chick
submitted by Ben G
Hotdog
To insult, speaking low of
submitted by BmKbomberman
Hotdog
You say it when you want to change the subject randomly
submitted by kathie
Hovis
Someone that is fat and has rolls
submitted by seratian
Hovised
When someone has a head shaped like a loaf of bread.
submitted by Lauren-May and Gemmer-Louise
How's your father?
Refers to the state of your penis as it is the father of your children
submitted by TML
How she doobie????
A phrase used to greet another - in replacement of "Hi, how are you?"!
submitted by Marta
Hoxinated
Hot and you know it
submitted by bobby
Hublahjenkins
To shout out when you are extremely happy, random, or pissed off. Is for the main use of happy and randomness. Is the awesomest crazed word around!
submitted by Faith Huffman
Hudubuwah?
Pronounced "Huh-duh-buh-wah?" Response when someone says something confusing and strange.
submitted by Morc the Orc
Huffer Crocker Moose
An expression used by me and my dad to describe fat, ugly women
submitted by mmm_cherrypie69@hotmail.com ADDME
Huffer Moose
An expression used by me and my dad to describe fat women
submitted by mmm_cherrypie69@hotmail.com ADDME
Huggum
Dried up blood in your nose
submitted by KennyM!
Hulabaloo
Noisy
submitted by Eloise
Humanoid
Someone who is not existing or answering you. Example: if you text someone and they dont respond like they usualy do, you respond "Humanoid..."
submitted by bobo
Humm-Ding-In
Really Smelly Individual
submitted by Jack Logan
Humpadge
Same as 'Knobadge' but with the girl on top
submitted by von
Humpologist
One who majored in the study of humping
submitted by USSJAnge
Humvintage
Old fashioned, German, sexual intercourse.
submitted by Badger Goil
Hunda
Stupid. eg. 'he was being all hunda' or if someone had a stupid idea and you wanted them to stop explaining it to you, you would shout "HUNDA HUNDA!"
submitted by Josh
Hunga Punga
Getting done up the arse by a 6 foot black man (The '6 foot' isnt his height)
submitted by Dan
Hungry humper
A fat nimphomaniac
submitted by dean, amy , claire
Hungry Pants
A constant wedgie where it looks like your ass is trying to eat your pants
submitted by NotoriusTee
Hunk-a-blunk-a-whoo
Wow!
submitted by anna
Hurtin' for a Squirtin'
A slut who is desperate to get laid
submitted by jmonahizzle
Husamoboba
Its kinda like when your annoied because no one will listen to you, you say really loud "HUSAMOBOBA" and they usually go quite. HUS-A-MO-BO-BAY
submitted by Axel
Hutchnelpsnot
A fat chick who wears her clothes way too tight
submitted by jesus
Hwunnie
Another word for something going badly e.g "you have had a hwunnie"
submitted by Ed Gauntlett
Hymnglu
Phone
submitted by Nobogal
Hypocolozerflozer
A person below all other people(hypo) who hangs out with some lozers (colozer) who is a lozer himself (flozer)
submitted by lish
The horizontal vomit fountain
To lay on your back and chunder everywhere
submitted by El Stumpo