Funny words beginning with W

"What's your bobby?"

"Typical greeting, similar to "Hello", but to which there is no answer"
submitted by Aubrey

-worthy

Deserving of, as in "that was totally lol-worthy," meaning deserving of laughter.
submitted by Keera CULLEN

W.E.F.O

'What Ever F**k Off ' normally used in instances when extremly annoyed
submitted by OlivaSulkinz

W.I.T.S.

What in the sh*t?
submitted by s.c.

W00t!

Either "Woo hoo!" etc or "wonderful loot!" (the latter definition comes from the MMORPG EverQuest)
submitted by Morc the Orc

Wa/Waa

Usually something you really like, but can also be used with prefixes to alter meaning (eg. hatewa, something you really hate).
submitted by rep. of amanda and jo

Waaa

"its an action, like a one inch punch. you push some using your fist untill they lose balance and stumble. while doing this you shout "Waaa"
submitted by Tall Guy

Waaaaaaaa

Term used when refering to wanking around women i.e. ''you know what mate i need a waaaaaa''
submitted by My fathers wifes second child

Wabawaba!!

When someone does something and you don't want them to do it.
submitted by Chris Welch

Wacadoodledoo

A dumb person who thinks he's all that when they're really not all that
submitted by kate

wackdest

The most wacked, crazy
submitted by jimmy zombie

Wacked with a wongo

You suprised me, 'You wacked me with a wongo'
submitted by master of pie!!!

Wadge

The male reproductive organ eg. 'to get ones wadge out'
submitted by Dik

Wadge

Female sexual parts
submitted by derekfv

Waffle Crapper

A girl that is so hot that she could crap on your waffles everymorning and you would still want more
submitted by travis m.

Waft

An elegant silent fart. also known as a sneaky.
submitted by Heinz Meister-J�ger Meister

Wahhhhh!

Used to take the piss out of chavs
submitted by berg

Wailord

(Whale-Lord) A fat ass
submitted by The Funky Dollar Bills

Wakadoodle

A crazy human and/or object!
submitted by Flooge Glooge

Wake-Me-Up-Sludge

Drug free coffee with about 5 table spoons of horrible instant with 10 tablespoons of sugar or more mixed with enough hot water water (not boiled) and milk in to sludge and sculled (drunk quickly) when you need to wake you for work or uni
submitted by anonymous

Walking Taco

Prostitute
submitted by billie

Walkulator

One of those flat escalators you get at airports between gates
submitted by Rhiannon

Walla-walla

The unintelligent sound of a bunch of people talking at once
submitted by MOH!

Wallet

A girl who over uses a sunbed to the point where she is brown and leathery and reminds everyone of a wallet
submitted by Boulton

Wally

The guys at work will say this if a hot chick is nearby. One says "Wally", the other says "Where's the beav?"
submitted by Matt

Walrus Lips

Same thing as a camel toe
submitted by kaka

Walter

someone who is clinging on you (e.g. "Stop being Walter")
submitted by linzy

WAMMO

What you say if someone hurts themself
submitted by anonymous

Wamps

Sucks
submitted by ashley

Wang

To throw or place something with a certain degree of force - ie "wang it out!" or "wang it over here"
submitted by xxJESSxx

Wang

The male sex organ
submitted by Door To December

Wanger

Smelly Private Parts
submitted by Jack Logan

Wangle dangle

Hanging penis
submitted by Juggs

Wank(1)/Wanker

Wank - to engage in hand-to-gland combat. Wanker - a person who wanks frequently,or just someone you cannot stand to be around. Ever.
submitted by Kazer91

Wank(2)

"something bad, crappy "that's wank!". Also used as "pile of wank", "pile of old wank", depending on just how bad the situation is."
submitted by Alison

Wank Seance

The eerie feeling that you're being watched by a dead relative while you whack off!!
submitted by roy-boy

Wank Stain

Someone who is of very low inportance and/or completely insignificant
submitted by Philamena

Wank-lag

The time difference between masturbating and experiencing temporary blindness
submitted by Michael Dennis

Wankapated

Stuffed up e.g. "That's wankapated"
submitted by nemanja

Wankers Tosh

The line of hair that travels from the belly button, down to the pubic region.
submitted by Paul

Wankster

A wanna be Gangster, one of those losers who always wears gangster clothes, and looks preepy at the some time. Also someone who whacks off way to much, because they cant get a girlfriend.
submitted by Super Cool

Wanus

Another (actual) word for the pinky finger.
submitted by KPPTTN

Waps

Normal sized or slightly bigger breats
submitted by Juggs

Warped

Something so bad that even sucks doesnt describe it
submitted by BRAD

Washea

Get the f**k away from me!
submitted by ANGLES-ON-FIRE

Waspoid

A rich stoner...version of wastoid (Thank you Gossip Girl!!!)
submitted by Felicia and Natalie!

Wasted

Drunk
submitted by Fairykez

Watch mi homies in da crib gettin' down wid dey bad selves

God knows what it means, but only cuz he's omnipotent. Or whatever, word it is that means someone knows everything. Like it actually matters.
submitted by Gosoefrag

Wawaskeesh

An american elk
submitted by chickenlover3000:)

Waz

A better way of saying "piss". e.g: "I'm just going for a waz"
submitted by Courtney Goy

Wazzemed

Stoned out your head
submitted by dave

Wazzock

If said with sufficient feeling, a way of calling someone a prat/pillock/d**khead without it actually sounding rude or offensive.
submitted by Big Yin

Wazzumed

Either drunk or stoned

Weapon

A person who is an absolute idiot and thick as a plank
submitted by scott dennis

Wedding Tackle

The male reproductive organs
submitted by ssajr

Wee-d-g-i-e

A fun way of saying wedgie
submitted by BB

Weebie

When your girlfriend/boyfriend or dogs & others are really really so cute and loveable you just can't get enough!!! Like you just want to hug and squeeze them forever and ever
submitted by Lauren Ashley

Weejees

Little mosquitos found in Ireland
submitted by Frondo Bagger

Weenis

A Very Small nearly Non Existent Penis
submitted by 4lyf

Weenis

The elbow
submitted by Blakeiss

Weenus

The extra skin at the end of your elbow (real word)
submitted by Joe W.

Weepy

Another word for sad; "That's weepy" :(
submitted by anonymous

Weet

Sweet - s = weet
submitted by imsorry

Wegro

Like wigger Except its a white negro
submitted by A-N-Tizzle

Wehyoo!

Other word for oh my god!!
submitted by anonymous

Weiner Patrol

This means a group of gay geeks (it also had alternate meanings that i'm unable to display).
submitted by Stick head

Weiner Wizard

Homosexual
submitted by the A-TRAIN

Weinis

(pronounced "Wee-Niss") Another way of calling someone a cock muncher
submitted by richard the albino

Weirdy Weirdy Custard

Strange and unusual
submitted by craftylou

Welk

Fat sticky pimple
submitted by wizzy

Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama!

Said when one is completely suprised by the turn of events. From "Pirates of the Carribean; At World's End"
submitted by Keera CULLEN

Well... THIS star farted.

Phrase usually said at parties/bars when most of the people are passed out or the excitement has ended.
submitted by Agent 348429

Welly-foiner

If you play a trick on someone, and they're so stupid they don't get the fact that you just played a trick on them, they're a welly foiner.
submitted by annie

Wench

A B-grade insult that is commonly followed by the phrase 'Dam Dirty' and is more commonly aimed at the older generation
submitted by Hairy Brute

Wendy

A Mole
submitted by jodie

Wendy

A polite way way of saying minge, pussy or fanny (used in england only I think)
submitted by Masta Rasta**

Wenis

The skin on your elbow
submitted by lauren

Wet Wet

Sex
submitted by Em

Wevorsit

Undo something/reverse it
submitted by Noff

Whack

A black person who thinks they are white
submitted by Smootchy

Whack-a-gnome

To vigorously spank a midget
submitted by elliot sudgen

Whale

Someone who is 'larger than life'
submitted by Aaron

Whaler

A girl/guy who goes after heavier people because they think they are easier to hook up with
submitted by Doug

Whaloada Tripe

Closely translated as "What a load of crap"
submitted by golden wonder

Whammy!

What you say when you see something hilarious happen! Good or bad!
submitted by brando26!

What duck?

Said to indicate someone's total lack of intelligence or alertness. Generally used behind their back. Comes from an inside joke; don't ask..
submitted by Kurasu

What tha?????

As in "What the f*ck????" Aussie Rove started this and it's still funny
submitted by seriously bubbly

What the Boofoo?

What the hell?
submitted by James

What the dump?

Another way of saying what; just with out all the bad words.
submitted by Cassidy and Kala♥

What the...

It's something you say when you're confused
submitted by shinzzle

Whatever McDonalds Worker!

If you think someone is really stupid and the only place they could get a job would be macdonalds. (Also if you want you can make a W then a M then another W with your fingers.)
submitted by Kate George

Whatever Tweeks Your Cookie

Whatever floats your boat, or whatever makes you happy
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Whats going down in china town cinderella?

What you up to tonight, luv?
submitted by DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Whatsimacalled

What you call something/one if you forget the name
submitted by Rhian_demon

Whawho

A right idiot
submitted by claire

Wheelie Bint

A girl so ugly she's only taken out once a week. In the dark. By dustmen.
submitted by Ben

Whexican

A white Mexican
submitted by elisa-faith

Whindians

An Indian who claims he's not one cuz he's white
submitted by the A-TRAIN

Whisker biscuit

Redneck term for camel toe
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Whisker Biscuit

A girl's cooch
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Whitey

When you are gonna puke everywhere when you are totally mashed! e.g �I am soooo gonna whitey!�
submitted by Lush and very single Lucy

Who Shot Jahn

Not looking up to par, looking bad
submitted by Whire

WHODAWHATTA?

What are you saying?
submitted by Nicole!

Whoha

Female's special place (vagina)
submitted by [email protected] ADDME

Whom-paya

Dumb ass
submitted by face

Whomp

"It has absolutly no meaning - it can be used for anything, ex. Your a whomper, that whomps, or what the whomper!"
submitted by Asmita16

Whomstead

Another name for home e.g "going whomstead" (going home)
submitted by inight

Whoowhop

Stupid
submitted by Lady Cass

Whossa

It's a way of saying O.M.G or to just calm down
submitted by kybear91

Whrun

To talk fast when speaking
submitted by Rosha

Whytie

A white joke thats funny only to white people.
submitted by Truth Hurts

Wibblewibblebumbum

Inserted between serious words for light-hearted humor, especially useful when being arrested
submitted by hal69

Wicky wicky

Wicked
submitted by fuddage

Widget

Call someone this when they have a big nose
submitted by Bossche

Wigga

Like a Wigger but they speak ghetto aswell
submitted by onewhiteblackasss

Wigger

A white boy that dresses all ghetto and acts like he is from the hood
submitted by chris dostie

Wigger G

Like Nigger G But For a White Boy
submitted by Jackie

Wiggidy Wack

When something goes beyond the threshold of merely wack, it becomes wiggidy wack
submitted by anonymous

Wigwee

Greetings
submitted by Ali G

Wikipedia-it

Everyone says to always Google everything, but since I support wikipedia then, wikipedia-it!
submitted by Ash!

Wilbur/Norma

When you are in class and some smart shit makes an intelligent comment or answers a question in a way that pisses you off coz its too damn clever, the rest of the class should mutter under their breath, loud enough for all to hear, �wilburrrrr�/�Normaaaa�
submitted by Stuart

Wildebeest

Refers to a morbidly obese girl or a female of exceptional ugliness
submitted by Eat a Potato

Will-knots

Knotted remnants of fecal matter that will not come out of tangled butt hair
submitted by RMD

Willy of the Jungle

Really hairy dick
submitted by steppie and shellie

Willy Wonkas

When a girls tits are mishapen and one is bigger than the other. ie "Look at those willy wonkas"
submitted by Tyler Zombie fyd Mccain

Willy-nilly

To do an action half-arsed or without any enthusiasm
submitted by meza

Wilma

A really ugly girl is a Wilma, see also Fred and Betty
submitted by hotmark89

Wind yer neck in

Wise up
submitted by Chaz

Window Licker

The kids on the "short bus". "Dude, check out all the window lickers on that bus"
submitted by S.Toner

Window Licker

A retard, something you would call your friends
submitted by riley is the shizzzz:) much love♥

Wingman

Your buddy who takes care of the fat ugly girl so you can bang her friend
submitted by DJ Maximus

Winker

A wanker who is too young to wank ...
submitted by Winker P :)

Winkle

Male sex organ
submitted by [email protected] ADDME

winnet

a.k.a "Sharockapod", used as an offensive word e.g "roy you winnet"
submitted by hoss

Winnet

Crusty leftovers after you have had a nice pooh.
submitted by Budmonkey

Winnie

"That girl" True west coast of ireland slang
submitted by roisin (robbed from corinne)

Winnit

Little poo balls on the hairs of your arse
submitted by boothy

Wishwashca

Relax and dont care about anything or anything close to that
submitted by tia

Wisker-Bisket

A woman's shaved privates with a "5 O'clock Shadow"
submitted by The Dawg-Father

Wizard Hat

Another word for condom.
submitted by Daniel Laura Erica

Wizard Sleeve

A vaginal canal large enough to consume your whole arm,
submitted by Knights of Bifkin!

Wizwoz

Sexual Intercourse
submitted by wayne king

Woggledosh

Spending a woggle of money
submitted by anieeee

Woggler

A mad person who likes to party!
submitted by Hannah n Keisha!

Wogwon

"What's going on?"
submitted by chelsamine

Wojamabober

Anthing at all

Wolf

Everything bad about one person put together. For example. Bitch, try hard, loser, wigga, follower etc. HAHA go us! such a totally awesome word! That way noone knows what your talking about!
submitted by mon + marz

Womanzz

Used at the end of a sentence, when you're a gangster! e.g "how r u womanzz??"
submitted by chazz

Wonderfuk

A better word for wonderful. This was an accidental word that happened when my friend made a typo on AIM.
submitted by Keera CULLEN

Wonderful Personality

Damn Ugly!
submitted by ken

Wong Dong

Chinese penis
submitted by Juggs

Wonky

Weird, strange, crazy
submitted by Karen

Wonky

adj./ v. being or acting stupid/weird
submitted by anonymous

Wooferd

A retarted kid. (Short buses in my town are made by a company called 'wooferd')
submitted by anonymous

Woohoo

To have sex
submitted by challenger

Woot

An exclamation of overjoy
submitted by Pete

Wop

You or a part of you is REALLY disgusting. Example: "You are such a wop!"
submitted by anonymous

Wop-dog

Name for a ugly person. eg "eughh you are wop-dog"
submitted by stephaniee x

Worm Burner

Used in the game of football. to shoot at goal where the ball doesn't not leave the ground. See also 'Bob Marley'
submitted by northern

Wrangler

The bulge you get in your jeans when you sit down and are wearing wranglers and makes you look like you have a hard-on. i.e. "Robert has a wrangler in his jeans."
submitted by trickstar66

Wrinkler Sprinkler

Someone who has the squirts really badly
submitted by tuff stuff

Wrongen

Used to describe someone who's just not right
submitted by Moose

WTF

What tha F**K, what to say when you don't understand something or when you ask a question and everyone just kinda looks at you.
submitted by Ryano

WTF

What The Fiddle-sticks
submitted by Hirgon

Wumbuh

Warm butt
submitted by nonyobeezness