Funny words beginning with I

-ish

Add this to the end of your words and it sounds funny. Example: Crapish, suckish, poopish
submitted by bobo

I'm chokin' on my gerkin!!

When something suprises you or when people do scandalous things.
submitted by Christopher & Megan

I'm on a mission

Saying your on a prowl of getting something or a goal done
submitted by D Man

I don't speak GEEK!!

Something to say to a geek at your high school
submitted by Addie

I have a belly button

My favorite saying, only used to make people oblivious/confused, only useful at a random time to anyone who hasn't heard it before
submitted by K-man

I need a coat

I am erect
submitted by shane

I need to see a man about a dog

Someone going to see a man about getting alcohol. This was used in the oldern days
submitted by Kayla

I Wuv You

A higher form of Love. Also a cute way of saying 'I Love You'
submitted by Ariane

I.D.G

A preson of InDiscriminate Gender. So named after the barmade in our favourite pub Opium
submitted by fluffyrob

I.F.B.Y.F

It's an inside joke at school but it means It's Funny Because Your'reFat
submitted by brittany

I.T.O.

This isnt really an acronym, it just helps pronounce it right. Its like saying "Aight" (alright) plus -"ee-oh". It helps you sound like an insane psycho just like me. This is how you really spell it: AIGHTYO!! example: "Michelle, can you escort me to the loo?" response:: "Aightyo!" (remember to prounounce it as "i.t.o", as in "eye-tee-oh"
submitted by Your Adams Apple

IBWAPS

Ironing board WAPS, a girl with no tits
submitted by Juggs

IDB

In Da Butt
submitted by I get banged IDB

Idgit

(Pron. Idg, it) Idiot, used for friends
submitted by Eclaire

Idiot Box

Another word for a TV
submitted by the unknown one

Igmotard

IGnorant MOronic reTARD
submitted by BOB

Ignoranus

Someone whos both ignorant and an arse hole
submitted by James

Ignoranus

Used to properly describe a person who is both an idiot and an asshole.
submitted by Lacey, 2002 Pre-teen Indiana (USA)

Ignormous

When you are really super fat and stupid, and you have no friends
submitted by stephie

Illna

Same as Ill, example : "Dude your car is freaken illna!"
submitted by Lizzie aka Paris

In All In Anyways

All purpose phrase for a non committal agreement
submitted by grinder

Inanky

Innocent skank meaning : a girl whos really innocent but wants people to think shes nasty so theyll like her =]
submitted by zeeegler

Indians Revenge

Your bumhole after eating a very spicy curry
submitted by Rutter

Indizzle

A better way of saying indeed
submitted by Gatenss

Indubitably

Undoubtedly; unquestionably; in a manner to remove all doubt.
submitted by Brie

Inkerdink

The ideal pet: a small fuzzy white creature. Also an exclamation: "HOLY INKERDINK!"
submitted by dean

Inner Britney

When you though a hissy fit, you are showing your inner britney
submitted by moi

Innit

In agreement of a statement.
submitted by Moose’s are poggers

Insania

Insane/mania
submitted by peter andre and trish

Insegrivious

A clever word that fooled many a teacher in research papers (Means absolutely nothing)
submitted by AdamT

Insignificant butt

You say it to guys who can't fill out the back of their jeans...
submitted by Jenny

Instant Section 8

Used to describe a person who converses with an annoying person (see glover).
submitted by northern

Intepic

Intensley Epic
submitted by Kyles

Internet

The netting inside your swimming shorts
submitted by THE troublesome three

Internet Warrior

Someone who plays online games all the time such as COD and WOW
submitted by Neil

Intidudiating

Something very interesting. As in "oh, how intidudiating!"
submitted by Bianca Healey

INTJ

Introverted, intuitive, thinking, judging
submitted by jul

Inturdgent

Someone who tries to shift the blame by any means to an innocent party after blocking a toilet with an unsightly and unflushable poo!
submitted by Gordo

Invisible Tickler

When you start laughing, but end up laughing at yourself because you are laughing so much. The inivisble tickler was there.
submitted by ELLIE

Involbed

Sleepin / in bed, as in involved in bed....
submitted by Kim

Irkinflack

That darn snot in your throat you can't seem to hawk up when you're sick.
submitted by Annie

Irriot

A word used to describe a person who is both annoying and completely stupid.
submitted by Andy.C

Is it

Interrogitave usually answered with "yeah, why not", or "Nah, I can't be arsed"
submitted by Rhian_Demon

It

Ugly chick or guy
submitted by jmmy zombie

It-ta-mayka-no-seeeen-sa

(to be said italian-stylee) when you just so completely cant comprehend something
submitted by kelli xXx