Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with D

D,D,G
Drop Dead Gorgeous. A nickname for a very cute boy
submitted by kaylee
D-Doi
Doomsday chick - nasty nasty chick you wouldn't touch
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma
D.I.L.F
Dad I want to F*ck
submitted by LemonSeed
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
Does It Look Like I Give A F***....makes for a good bumper sticker
submitted by four_by_ford_mudder@yahoo.com
D.O.R.K
Daughter Of the Risen Kink
submitted by Molly Wentzel
D.O.T.L.R.
Dandruft of the lower region, in other words "itchy pubes"
submitted by Samaj91
D.S.L.
Dick Sucking Lips
submitted by Michael
D.U.F.F
Designated Ugly Fat F*ck: A girl who is used by another girl to make herself seem more attractive.
submitted by DUDE
D.U.F.F.
Dumb Ugly Fat Friend
submitted by Luke
Da bomb diggidy
You're cool, you're the best or you're just plain awesome
submitted by tiajmarie
Da Bonana King!
Instead of saying "the bomb" {xD who says that anymore?} say "dude, you're da bonana king!"
submitted by Keera CULLEN
Da Port
Scum ridden town of South Wales; original land of the Chav, burberry and the GLC
submitted by Bob
Dabble
"You dont quite get the "Full Bag" of naughties from that person but you do have a treat! a "Dabble"
submitted by Danny Boy
Dadurr Dadurr
Its acutally more like a sound you make when someone says something dumb
submitted by Pablo
Dag
A word used by snowboarders. e.g. Dag, yo! or That is dag! or what the Dag?! or Daggin' board, man! or I have to take a dag! etc. Confusing, I know.
submitted by Kazer91
Daggury
A strange unconditionalised way of transport
submitted by finn
Dam straight
another version of the word yes (e.g "dam straight i'm right")
submitted by monkey
Dammis
Dumb ass
submitted by dunno
Damn skippy
It means the same as "damn straight", but it's a cuter way to say it!
submitted by aims from the boro
Damnit Hoe
It's the first thing that I say when I get hurt, I scream "DAMNIT HOE". It's pretty funny and also it's fun to say because its totally randome sometimes
submitted by Julie
Dang Girl!
Ya know what i'm talkin about!
submitted by Masen
Dangleberries
When someone has hemmaroids
submitted by wacko jacko
Dank
Cool
submitted by asdkljv
Dank
Very potent weed or cool
submitted by Chriven
Dannk
Gross, nasty
submitted by danielle
Dapper
Amazing/Cool
submitted by emzi
Dapper
Brave
submitted by Alexia (Belgium)
Dead on Arrival
A date gone bad!
submitted by Robert M. Hensel
Deal
A man's privates. ex - "That little whore went right for my deal!"
submitted by Frank N. Stein
Debangle
When your pubes get tied in knot
submitted by mark
Dece
Short for "decent". You say "that's dece". Can be used in whatever situation like somebody gave a decent comeback and you dont want to put them down
submitted by felix
Dee-you
Cantonese word meaning f*ck
submitted by Joyce
Deebo
To take away from someone or to steal
submitted by The one n Onlii ganagsta mami KIKA
Deet
Getting stoned
submitted by beth
Defenestrate
To throw out of a window (real word)
submitted by Jamie
Defenestration
The act of throwing a person out of a window
submitted by Rose
Defenistrate
To throw someone out a window
submitted by yellowag4ever
Defenstrate
To throw someone or something out the window
submitted by winniethepooh
Deferistration
It actually means 'random urges to throw people out of top floor windows' but if someone is irritating you, you can say 'this guy is making my deferisrational problems worse, and i've run out of tablets'. The irritating person will be awed by your awesome intelligence at being able to say big words like 'de-fer-is-ration'!!!
submitted by fobolobo (and viv)
Degenerate
Complete waste of blood and organs
submitted by Tommyhol
Deluckchuck
Good bye
submitted by whitney
Deng
Stupid/Gay/annoying
submitted by dan the man
Denseass
Someone who is thick
submitted by kelli xXx
Derff
A number between 5 and 6
submitted by Luc Labbee
Derkuh
Another way of saying "duh"
submitted by anonymous
Desert Wellies
Used for flip-flops or opened toed sandals. See also Jesus sandals
submitted by anon
Detititated
When you hit a friends boob by accident
submitted by me dummy
Deuce
A very ugly girl
submitted by Kevin.y
Deuche
An idiot
submitted by e.l & m.
Deushce bag
Chuffer cleaner
submitted by Mrs. Fliginger
Devils Lettuce
Weed. :)
submitted by Claire
Devoed
Formed from Devastated when something goes wrong.
submitted by anon
DFNU
Dead from the neck up!
submitted by Robert M. Hensel
Dhia-rumpus
Severe diarreha
submitted by von
DHL
Delivery Halfway Lost. A delivery company...
submitted by Arcazan
Diabolic
Wicked
submitted by bijesh
Diapers
The girlfriend of a man who is so young by comparison to her mate that when he was her current age she would have been in diapers
submitted by faxe king
Diarhoftenliftenstief
"Lipstick" in german
submitted by amp
Dib dab
When an older male has a liking for younger females
submitted by raffa
Dibber
TV remote.
submitted by Reno-kun
Dick Duster
Any queer with a thick beard, or just call someone with a beard a dick duster
submitted by tenpen
Dickalicious
A yummy man
submitted by Jasminbelle
Dickmatized
When a girl is whipped over a guy for sex. i.e "Dude, she's so effin dickmatized over you."
submitted by Blaspheman and Corrupt0r
Dicksnot
When you're really really GAY
submitted by Caitlin and Elyse
Dickturd
General insult for someone who has done something stupid
submitted by Sazz
Diddims
A sarcastic way of saying "I dont care"
submitted by Jessi-Lee
Diddle Fritter
Someone that's an idiot
submitted by a kiddie
Dig
Cigerette
submitted by Nobber
Dig in the Grave
When a Man needs a shave.. Need a Dig in the Grave
submitted by Philbert
Dillhole
Another word for moron/idiot.
submitted by en
Dilligaf
Does it look like i give a f*ck
submitted by stacey
Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a f**k?
submitted by kev
Dilligaff
Abbreviation, Does It Look Like I Give A Flying Fu**.
submitted by Lovejoy
Dime
A fine ass honey,
submitted by Kevin.y
Ding
Used by snowboarders when describing a dent in stuff, for example, "My board is so dinged up dude!"
submitted by WaWa!
Ding-dang-do
That is quality/I am happy now
submitted by Nickers
Ding-Dong
A dick, or can be used as orgasm (Baby, make me go Ding-Dong!!!!!)
submitted by Melissa
Dingaling
Male's fun parts!
submitted by RayRay! :D
Dingle-Berrie-Mcspaz-Atron
A person who spazes all the time and can spaz very easily
submitted by derekholmberg@hotmail.com ADD ME
Dinglebarry
When you pick a piece of hair out of your bum after taking a shower!
submitted by yums
Dingleberry
Stupid person
submitted by Mike
Dink
A gay faggot. ex. "Mike is a dink"
submitted by kristen
Dinkas
Toes
submitted by tabatha
Dinkelfoper
Something to call your friends when they arenít using their brain
submitted by Paul Docks
Dinkiewhompus
1:a slang term for a useless trinket, thing, or sometimes person. 2:useless fat kid who won't stay out of the fridge
submitted by cody v.
Dinlow
Westcountry (wiltshire) term for a stupid person. As in "what did you do that for you f**ing donlow?"
submitted by core_confusion
Dipthong
When someone does something stupid and you go "Don't be such a Dipthong!"
submitted by livinwthem
Dirt road
Poop stuck on your anal hair
submitted by KennyM!
Dirt-e-Squirrel
A real dirty person
submitted by ur mom
Dirty Clouch
Lighter
submitted by jackie
Dirty Rotten Flatterap
Damn it!
submitted by Grandma Norma Jean
Dirty water
You know someone who says something mean about someone else.
submitted by none
Discombobafryer
A really bad chef
submitted by Oli D
Discombobulate
To confuse (real word)
submitted by Jamie
Discombobulated
Something is totally f***ed up! eg. "My hair is discombobulated!"
submitted by chaz
Discombobulated
Out of it or confused.
submitted by asher
Discombobulation
When you are confused
submitted by i.p.freely
Disenclined to Aquiesce to Your Request
Means No.
submitted by GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBERS YEAH!!! ♥
Disgabooberated
In a flap, confused, out of sorts
submitted by lee allen
Disgustipating
Something disgusting and frustrating.
submitted by Dibart
Disney Land
Another word for vagina.
submitted by Mrs.Urie
Ditch
A chick you suspect of being a lesbian because she is a total bitch to all men
submitted by S.Toner
Ditch some dirty water
To have sex to get rid of the horn.
submitted by mal
Dits
Male Breasts
submitted by Angus n Scott
DLATLSH
Damn look at that lesbian she's hot!!
submitted by 2 anonymous naughty chicks
Do as I do tell you not as I do do
Do as you're told
submitted by Rhian_Demon
Do one!
"F**k off", basically
submitted by Sarah.h
Do-nut
An Idiot or Fool who does something stupid
submitted by anon
Dodecaheadron
Dont know, something to do with 10, bloody good word though!
submitted by Jimmy Grant
Doesoap
One who is not very bright
submitted by P.Simmons
Dof
When somethings so hilarious you shout "that's dof!"
submitted by Chicken licken
DOG
Doddery Old git. Used to describe that annoying driver in front who insists on going slow.
submitted by Andy
Dog Noses
Ski slope sagging tits
submitted by Fur
Doge
Expensive, good weed
submitted by Napoleon
Doggina
Female dog's genitals
submitted by Angie
Doi
Used in reference to a pretty girl. (ie "Dude...doi")
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma
Doidle
(pronounced 'Doy-dell') Means mistake, when the word mistake doesn't quite fit.
submitted by foxflight
Doink
A foolish or stupid person
submitted by Jiggy
Dola
Short for "Don't laugh"
submitted by Rosha
Dolo
Slang for Penis (Some places in Hawaii)
submitted by Ian
Dololly
A thing... can refer to any object
submitted by Amy Castillo
Domas
Dumbass
submitted by Ping
Don't make me have a B.F.!
Bitch Fit!! A wobblie or strop
submitted by squirt
Don't you feel milky?
Don't you feel stupid?
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Dondillas
A group of blokes going on holiday to party and get pissed.
submitted by Dan
Dones
Somebody who can be found festering in their bed, coming out only to eat food (often tuna) or to urinate.
submitted by Sats
Donker/Doofer
TV Remote
submitted by j
Donker/Doofer
TV remote
submitted by j
Donkey
Another name for an ass (eg. "She has such a nice donkey")
submitted by eanna burke
Donut
You really WANT that person. Ex: if they're name is Ben..."I want a Ben-donut"...yummy!
submitted by lukewarmbabe
Doo-hickeys
"Mysterious gadgets for which there appears to be no "real" term, e.g. most parts of a Swiss Army Knife"
Doober
Dorkie goober
submitted by caramel
Doobie
A joint
submitted by Jack
Doobie Snack
To smoke a joint
submitted by chrondons
Doodad
A word used when you can't think of noun. ex. "it's the right doodad that you cut."
submitted by summer lee
Doodamakokabear
You're a stooge/idiot
submitted by Chloe
Doodash
A fat kid or person
submitted by jennifer
Doodle
A girlfriend.. Use in context like "I had no idea you had a doodle, but tis nice enough"
submitted by annoymous
Doodleberries
Testicles
submitted by Lauren
Doodlebutt
Idiot
submitted by bizzi
Doohicky
Something that you can't remember the name of!
submitted by Leanne
Dookie
To take a crap
submitted by numbernum
Doolaley
Not all there
submitted by Chaz
Doomaflatchie
Any object, idea, or person whose name you've forgotten
submitted by Jimbo the himhoe
Doomaflotchy
A thing which you can't remember the name of
submitted by lauren
Doomer
Complete Dumbass
submitted by Mykul
Doomslice
A terribly embarrassing insult
submitted by Mistress Doomslice
Dooooooooom!!!
Something really good. ie "I just got laid" "Dooooooooom!!"
submitted by Clayyy401
Doorknob Licker
Much like a 'Window Licker' but very worse because you can't make it to a window
submitted by riley is the shizzzz:) much love‚ô•
Doosh Bag
Meaning 'Arse-hole' but without swearing
submitted by Amy...ox
Dooshe
Said when giving a friend a friendly punch when joking around or accompanied by an evil look when they say something offensive but jokey and you're too far away or cant be bothered to give them a punch
submitted by Shelly
Dooshe
A guy who is completely stupid
submitted by Andy
Doot duder
Remote control for the TV
submitted by arseface
Dooz Fest
A person, place or thing that is very odd or crazy
submitted by Dooz fest
Doozey
Idiotic, funny, annoying
submitted by anonymous
Dope
Totally awesome
submitted by Louie
Dord
A mix between a dork and a nerd
submitted by Cassie
Dorkass
The mix between a dumbass and a nerdy dork. Used great in combacks if somebody calls you a dumbass.
submitted by haleemorgan<2
Dorkatard
A complete idiot
submitted by Saywhat?!
Doubcheeburg
Double cheese burger
submitted by ann
Double bagger
Someone with a really hot body but an ugly face, so you need to put two bags over their head when you do them
submitted by anonymous
Double-bagger
Rhy
submitted by Rhy
Double-parked
When you have two alcoholic drinks on the table at once you are "double-parked" and must "See it off"
submitted by MellyD
Doublets
What my daughter used to call twins!
submitted by GeeJay
Douche McFagqueer
A name for a person who is gay and/or a dumbass
submitted by Andrew
Douche Nozzle
The dirtiest part of the douch. ie "You are such a douche nozzle"
submitted by Sparkzor
Douche Nozzle
The offender, when an act of douchebaggery is being perpetratred.
submitted by Beau Dacious
Douchebaggery
The act of being a douche bag. e.g: "How 'bout we stop with all the Douchbaggery"
submitted by Bigmike
Douchebagin'
Doing unpleasant things ex "Quit douchebagin' yu douche"
submitted by Brain
Doughnut Puncher
Slang for gay man
submitted by col
Douz
Stupid, dum, fat, annoying, etc.
submitted by Themelis P.
Downgy
You are too horny to do anything
submitted by N/A
Draculas Teabags
Used tampons
submitted by dean, amy, claire [the fat mafia of mackem land]
Dramarama
More then a drama but less then a crisis
submitted by moi
Dramastically
Drastically Dramatic
submitted by ME
Draw Mud
Wet Fart
submitted by anonymous
Drippin
Hot, cool, sexy; anything good in life.
submitted by CARRIE
Drongo
Idiot or simpleton
submitted by khilmer
Drop an otter
Poop without flushing (left it swimming)
submitted by Louie
Drop the kids off at the pool
Go for a poo
submitted by mog
Drunt
Also see gunt/funt. It is a diseased version of this
submitted by Ed Gauntlett
Dry Scream
When a girl is faking "it".
submitted by mike
Dry shite
A very boring person thats stindgy and has a terrible sense of humour
submitted by a Bearded upper leg
Duck
An ugly person
submitted by dreabia
Duck
Used as a replacement for the word "two", so 'duck' inches for two inches.
submitted by Duck Inch Pickle
Duck butter
The sweat in your croch.
submitted by Montana dudes
Duck Butter
Mixture of faeces and semen after anal sex
submitted by Luke
Duck smacking
When your get duck butter on your hands and wipe it in a friends face. SEE duck butter
submitted by Montana dudes
Ducktacular
Something that tastes as good as a duck, and can even make you orgasm, if you're weird
submitted by Dynamite Heady
DUDE
Dumb Ugly Dick Eater
submitted by Erykha
Dude-way
A cool person
submitted by chikadee
Dufa
Do for now
submitted by anonymous
DUFF
Designated Ugly Fat Friend
submitted by gary
Duffa
To do something silly
Duffy
A geeky/swotty looking kid
submitted by anonymous
Duhuhuhuhuhhu
This word, just like gouuuu, is used when something is seen or heard as shocking and deserves the noise
submitted by REMO
Dukey
Poophead
submitted by take mloke
Dumb-Snap
Somebody who does stupid things
submitted by Schwan
Dumper
Someone that wont stop talking
submitted by duche bag
Dumpster day
Where you don't go to the loo for a poo for a week or more and you get it all out in one day, it takes a while but you are glad after it.
submitted by cozza cha
Dunbar
When you are to f***ed up to move. eg "I am dunbar"
submitted by sam
Dunkle
To dint or crumple
submitted by the word girl
Dunzo
Done, finished, totally over with
submitted by Lo
Durawear
Worn out
submitted by Lady Cass
Durex
Do you reckon?
submitted by James
Durf-durf
An overly dramatic way of saying "duh you idiot" (sad slowly to make it sound more irritating)
submitted by Turquoise
Dusted
Extremely intoxicated
submitted by anonymous
Duswin
Complicated
submitted by Jon
Duswin
Complicated...
submitted by Jon da scone
Dutch oven
Made by farting under the bed covers
submitted by anonymous
Dynamic Butt Monkey
A term used for annoying retards who love their mums
submitted by Simon B.
Dyson
Someone who sucks up all your cocaine.
submitted by Jason