Funny words beginning with D

D,D,G

Drop Dead Gorgeous. A nickname for a very cute boy
submitted by kaylee

D-Doi

Doomsday chick - nasty nasty chick you wouldn't touch
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma

D.I.L.F

Dad I want to F*ck
submitted by LemonSeed

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

Does It Look Like I Give A F***....makes for a good bumper sticker
submitted by [email protected]

D.O.R.K

Daughter Of the Risen Kink
submitted by Molly Wentzel

D.O.T.L.R.

Dandruft of the lower region, in other words "itchy pubes"
submitted by Samaj91

D.S.L.

Dick Sucking Lips
submitted by Michael

D.U.F.F

Designated Ugly Fat F*ck: A girl who is used by another girl to make herself seem more attractive.
submitted by DUDE

D.U.F.F.

Dumb Ugly Fat Friend
submitted by Luke

Da bomb diggidy

You're cool, you're the best or you're just plain awesome
submitted by tiajmarie

Da Bonana King!

Instead of saying "the bomb" {xD who says that anymore?} say "dude, you're da bonana king!"
submitted by Keera CULLEN

Da Port

Scum ridden town of South Wales; original land of the Chav, burberry and the GLC
submitted by Bob

Dabble

"You dont quite get the "Full Bag" of naughties from that person but you do have a treat! a "Dabble"
submitted by Danny Boy

Dadurr Dadurr

Its acutally more like a sound you make when someone says something dumb
submitted by Pablo

Dag

A word used by snowboarders. e.g. Dag, yo! or That is dag! or what the Dag?! or Daggin' board, man! or I have to take a dag! etc. Confusing, I know.
submitted by Kazer91

Daggury

A strange unconditionalised way of transport
submitted by finn

Dam straight

another version of the word yes (e.g "dam straight i'm right")
submitted by monkey

Dammis

Dumb ass
submitted by dunno

Damn skippy

It means the same as "damn straight", but it's a cuter way to say it!
submitted by aims from the boro

Damnit Hoe

It's the first thing that I say when I get hurt, I scream "DAMNIT HOE". It's pretty funny and also it's fun to say because its totally randome sometimes
submitted by Julie

Dang Girl!

Ya know what i'm talkin about!
submitted by Masen

Dangleberries

When someone has hemmaroids
submitted by wacko jacko

Dank

Cool
submitted by asdkljv

Dank

Very potent weed or cool
submitted by Chriven

Dannk

Gross, nasty
submitted by danielle

Dapper

Amazing/Cool
submitted by emzi

Dapper

Brave
submitted by Alexia (Belgium)

Dead on Arrival

A date gone bad!
submitted by Robert M. Hensel

Deal

A man's privates. ex - "That little whore went right for my deal!"
submitted by Frank N. Stein

Debangle

When your pubes get tied in knot
submitted by mark

Debbied

Really really messily high on Ecstasy
submitted by Chris

Dece

Short for "decent". You say "that's dece". Can be used in whatever situation like somebody gave a decent comeback and you dont want to put them down
submitted by felix

Dee-you

Cantonese word meaning f*ck
submitted by Joyce

Deebo

To take away from someone or to steal
submitted by The one n Onlii ganagsta mami KIKA

Deet

Getting stoned
submitted by beth

Defenestrate

To throw out of a window (real word)
submitted by Jamie

Defenestration

The act of throwing a person out of a window
submitted by Rose

Defenistrate

To throw someone out a window
submitted by yellowag4ever

Defenstrate

To throw someone or something out the window
submitted by winniethepooh

Deferistration

It actually means 'random urges to throw people out of top floor windows' but if someone is irritating you, you can say 'this guy is making my deferisrational problems worse, and i've run out of tablets'. The irritating person will be awed by your awesome intelligence at being able to say big words like 'de-fer-is-ration'!!!
submitted by fobolobo (and viv)

Degenerate

Complete waste of blood and organs
submitted by Tommyhol

Deluckchuck

Good bye
submitted by whitney

Deng

Stupid/Gay/annoying
submitted by dan the man

Denseass

Someone who is thick
submitted by kelli xXx

Derff

A number between 5 and 6
submitted by Luc Labbee

Derkuh

Another way of saying "duh"
submitted by anonymous

Desert Wellies

Used for flip-flops or opened toed sandals. See also Jesus sandals
submitted by anon

Detititated

When you hit a friends boob by accident
submitted by me dummy

Deuce

A very ugly girl
submitted by Kevin.y

Deuche

An idiot
submitted by e.l & m.

Deushce bag

Chuffer cleaner
submitted by Mrs. Fliginger

Devils Lettuce

Weed. :)
submitted by Claire

Devoed

Formed from Devastated when something goes wrong.
submitted by anon

DFNU

Dead from the neck up!
submitted by Robert M. Hensel

Dhia-rumpus

Severe diarreha
submitted by von

DHL

Delivery Halfway Lost. A delivery company...
submitted by Arcazan

Diabolic

Wicked
submitted by bijesh

Diapers

The girlfriend of a man who is so young by comparison to her mate that when he was her current age she would have been in diapers
submitted by faxe king

Diarhoftenliftenstief

"Lipstick" in german
submitted by amp

Dib dab

When an older male has a liking for younger females
submitted by raffa

Dibber

TV remote.
submitted by Reno-kun

Dick Duster

Any queer with a thick beard, or just call someone with a beard a dick duster
submitted by tenpen

Dickalicious

A yummy man
submitted by Jasminbelle

Dickmatized

When a girl is whipped over a guy for sex. i.e "Dude, she's so effin dickmatized over you."
submitted by Blaspheman and Corrupt0r

Dicksnot

When you're really really GAY
submitted by Caitlin and Elyse

Dickturd

General insult for someone who has done something stupid
submitted by Sazz

Diddims

A sarcastic way of saying "I dont care"
submitted by Jessi-Lee

Diddle Fritter

Someone that's an idiot
submitted by a kiddie

Dig

Cigerette
submitted by Nobber

Dig in the Grave

When a Man needs a shave.. Need a Dig in the Grave
submitted by Philbert

Dillhole

Another word for moron/idiot.
submitted by en

Dilligaf

Does it look like i give a f*ck
submitted by stacey

Dilligaf

Do I look like I give a f**k?
submitted by kev

Dilligaff

Abbreviation, Does It Look Like I Give A Flying Fu**.
submitted by Lovejoy

Dime

A fine ass honey,
submitted by Kevin.y

Ding

Used by snowboarders when describing a dent in stuff, for example, "My board is so dinged up dude!"
submitted by WaWa!

Ding-dang-do

That is quality/I am happy now
submitted by Nickers

Ding-Dong

A dick, or can be used as orgasm (Baby, make me go Ding-Dong!!!!!)
submitted by Melissa

Dingaling

Male's fun parts!
submitted by RayRay! :D

Dingle-Berrie-Mcspaz-Atron

A person who spazes all the time and can spaz very easily
submitted by [email protected] ADD ME

Dinglebarry

When you pick a piece of hair out of your bum after taking a shower!
submitted by yums

Dingleberry

Stupid person
submitted by Mike

Dink

A gay faggot. ex. "Mike is a dink"
submitted by kristen

Dinkas

Toes
submitted by tabatha

Dinkelfoper

Something to call your friends when they aren�t using their brain
submitted by Paul Docks

Dinkiewhompus

1:a slang term for a useless trinket, thing, or sometimes person. 2:useless fat kid who won't stay out of the fridge
submitted by cody v.

Dinlow

Westcountry (wiltshire) term for a stupid person. As in "what did you do that for you f**ing donlow?"
submitted by core_confusion

Dipthong

When someone does something stupid and you go "Don't be such a Dipthong!"
submitted by livinwthem

Dirt road

Poop stuck on your anal hair
submitted by KennyM!

Dirt-e-Squirrel

A real dirty person
submitted by ur mom

Dirty Clouch

Lighter
submitted by jackie

Dirty Rotten Flatterap

Damn it!
submitted by Grandma Norma Jean

Dirty water

You know someone who says something mean about someone else.
submitted by none

Discombobafryer

A really bad chef
submitted by Oli D

Discombobulate

To confuse (real word)
submitted by Jamie

Discombobulated

Something is totally f***ed up! eg. "My hair is discombobulated!"
submitted by chaz

Discombobulated

Out of it or confused.
submitted by asher

Discombobulation

When you are confused
submitted by i.p.freely

Disenclined to Aquiesce to Your Request

Means No.
submitted by GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBERS YEAH!!! ♥

Disgabooberated

In a flap, confused, out of sorts
submitted by lee allen

Disgustipating

Something disgusting and frustrating.
submitted by Dibart

Disney Land

Another word for vagina.
submitted by Mrs.Urie

Ditch

A chick you suspect of being a lesbian because she is a total bitch to all men
submitted by S.Toner

Ditch some dirty water

To have sex to get rid of the horn.
submitted by mal

Dits

Male Breasts
submitted by Angus n Scott

DLATLSH

Damn look at that lesbian she's hot!!
submitted by 2 anonymous naughty chicks

Do as I do tell you not as I do do

Do as you're told
submitted by Rhian_Demon

Do one!

"F**k off", basically
submitted by Sarah.h

Do-nut

An Idiot or Fool who does something stupid
submitted by anon

Dodecaheadron

Dont know, something to do with 10, bloody good word though!
submitted by Jimmy Grant

Doesoap

One who is not very bright
submitted by P.Simmons

Dof

When somethings so hilarious you shout "that's dof!"
submitted by Chicken licken

DOG

Doddery Old git. Used to describe that annoying driver in front who insists on going slow.
submitted by Andy

Dog Noses

Ski slope sagging tits
submitted by Fur

Doge

Expensive, good weed
submitted by Napoleon

Doggina

Female dog's genitals
submitted by Angie

Doi

Used in reference to a pretty girl. (ie "Dude...doi")
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma

Doidle

(pronounced 'Doy-dell') Means mistake, when the word mistake doesn't quite fit.
submitted by foxflight

Doink

A foolish or stupid person
submitted by Jiggy

Dola

Short for "Don't laugh"
submitted by Rosha

Dolo

Slang for Penis (Some places in Hawaii)
submitted by Ian

Dololly

A thing... can refer to any object
submitted by Amy Castillo

Domas

Dumbass
submitted by Ping

Don't make me have a B.F.!

Bitch Fit!! A wobblie or strop
submitted by squirt

Don't you feel milky?

Don't you feel stupid?
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Dondillas

A group of blokes going on holiday to party and get pissed.
submitted by Dan

Dones

Somebody who can be found festering in their bed, coming out only to eat food (often tuna) or to urinate.
submitted by Sats

Donker/Doofer

TV Remote
submitted by j

Donker/Doofer

TV remote
submitted by j

Donkey

Another name for an ass (eg. "She has such a nice donkey")
submitted by eanna burke

Donut

You really WANT that person. Ex: if they're name is Ben..."I want a Ben-donut"...yummy!
submitted by lukewarmbabe

Doo-hickeys

"Mysterious gadgets for which there appears to be no "real" term, e.g. most parts of a Swiss Army Knife"

Doober

Dorkie goober
submitted by caramel

Doobie

A joint
submitted by Jack

Doobie Snack

To smoke a joint
submitted by chrondons

Doodad

A word used when you can't think of noun. ex. "it's the right doodad that you cut."
submitted by summer lee

Doodamakokabear

You're a stooge/idiot
submitted by Chloe

Doodash

A fat kid or person
submitted by jennifer

Doodle

A girlfriend.. Use in context like "I had no idea you had a doodle, but tis nice enough"
submitted by annoymous

Doodleberries

Testicles
submitted by Lauren

Doodlebutt

Idiot
submitted by bizzi

Doohicky

Something that you can't remember the name of!
submitted by Leanne

Dookie

To take a crap
submitted by numbernum

Doolaley

Not all there
submitted by Chaz

Doomaflatchie

Any object, idea, or person whose name you've forgotten
submitted by Jimbo the himhoe

Doomaflotchy

A thing which you can't remember the name of
submitted by lauren

Doomer

Complete Dumbass
submitted by Mykul

Doomslice

A terribly embarrassing insult
submitted by Mistress Doomslice

Dooooooooom!!!

Something really good. ie "I just got laid" "Dooooooooom!!"
submitted by Clayyy401

Doorknob Licker

Much like a 'Window Licker' but very worse because you can't make it to a window
submitted by riley is the shizzzz:) much love♥

Doosh Bag

Meaning 'Arse-hole' but without swearing
submitted by Amy...ox

Dooshe

Said when giving a friend a friendly punch when joking around or accompanied by an evil look when they say something offensive but jokey and you're too far away or cant be bothered to give them a punch
submitted by Shelly

Dooshe

A guy who is completely stupid
submitted by Andy

Doot duder

Remote control for the TV
submitted by arseface

Dooz Fest

A person, place or thing that is very odd or crazy
submitted by Dooz fest

Doozey

Idiotic, funny, annoying
submitted by anonymous

Dope

Totally awesome
submitted by Louie

Dord

A mix between a dork and a nerd
submitted by Cassie

Dorkass

The mix between a dumbass and a nerdy dork. Used great in combacks if somebody calls you a dumbass.
submitted by haleemorgan<2

Dorkatard

A complete idiot
submitted by Saywhat?!

Doubcheeburg

Double cheese burger
submitted by ann

Double bagger

Someone with a really hot body but an ugly face, so you need to put two bags over their head when you do them
submitted by anonymous

Double-bagger

Rhy
submitted by Rhy

Double-parked

When you have two alcoholic drinks on the table at once you are "double-parked" and must "See it off"
submitted by MellyD

Doublets

What my daughter used to call twins!
submitted by GeeJay

Douche McFagqueer

A name for a person who is gay and/or a dumbass
submitted by Andrew

Douche Nozzle

The dirtiest part of the douch. ie "You are such a douche nozzle"
submitted by Sparkzor

Douche Nozzle

The offender, when an act of douchebaggery is being perpetratred.
submitted by Beau Dacious

Douchebaggery

The act of being a douche bag. e.g: "How 'bout we stop with all the Douchbaggery"
submitted by Bigmike

Douchebagin'

Doing unpleasant things ex "Quit douchebagin' yu douche"
submitted by Brain

Doughnut Puncher

Slang for gay man
submitted by col

Douz

Stupid, dum, fat, annoying, etc.
submitted by Themelis P.

Downgy

You are too horny to do anything
submitted by N/A

Draculas Teabags

Used tampons
submitted by dean, amy, claire [the fat mafia of mackem land]

Dramarama

More then a drama but less then a crisis
submitted by moi

Dramastic

Fantastic and dramatic
submitted by Lee

Dramastically

Drastically Dramatic
submitted by ME

Draw Mud

Wet Fart
submitted by anonymous

Drippin

Hot, cool, sexy; anything good in life.
submitted by CARRIE

Drongo

Idiot or simpleton
submitted by khilmer

Drop an otter

Poop without flushing (left it swimming)
submitted by Louie

Drop the kids off at the pool

Go for a poo
submitted by mog

Drunt

Also see gunt/funt. It is a diseased version of this
submitted by Ed Gauntlett

Dry Scream

When a girl is faking "it".
submitted by mike

Dry shite

A very boring person thats stindgy and has a terrible sense of humour
submitted by a Bearded upper leg

Duck

An ugly person
submitted by dreabia

Duck

Used as a replacement for the word "two", so 'duck' inches for two inches.
submitted by Duck Inch Pickle

Duck butter

The sweat in your croch.
submitted by Montana dudes

Duck Butter

Mixture of faeces and semen after anal sex
submitted by Luke

Duck smacking

When your get duck butter on your hands and wipe it in a friends face. SEE duck butter
submitted by Montana dudes

Ducktacular

Something that tastes as good as a duck, and can even make you orgasm, if you're weird
submitted by Dynamite Heady

DUDE

Dumb Ugly Dick Eater
submitted by Erykha

Dude-way

A cool person
submitted by chikadee

Dufa

Do for now
submitted by anonymous

DUFF

Designated Ugly Fat Friend
submitted by gary

Duffa

To do something silly

Duffy

A geeky/swotty looking kid
submitted by anonymous

Duhuhuhuhuhhu

This word, just like gouuuu, is used when something is seen or heard as shocking and deserves the noise
submitted by REMO

Dukey

Poophead
submitted by take mloke

Dumb-Snap

Somebody who does stupid things
submitted by Schwan

Dumper

Someone that wont stop talking
submitted by duche bag

Dumpster day

Where you don't go to the loo for a poo for a week or more and you get it all out in one day, it takes a while but you are glad after it.
submitted by cozza cha

Dunbar

When you are to f***ed up to move. eg "I am dunbar"
submitted by sam

Dunkle

To dint or crumple
submitted by the word girl

Dunzo

Done, finished, totally over with
submitted by Lo

Durawear

Worn out
submitted by Lady Cass

Durex

Do you reckon?
submitted by James

Durf-durf

An overly dramatic way of saying "duh you idiot" (sad slowly to make it sound more irritating)
submitted by Turquoise

Dusted

Extremely intoxicated
submitted by anonymous

Duswin

Complicated
submitted by Jon

Duswin

Complicated...
submitted by Jon da scone

Dutch oven

Made by farting under the bed covers
submitted by anonymous

Dynamic Butt Monkey

A term used for annoying retards who love their mums
submitted by Simon B.

Dyson

Someone who sucks up all your cocaine.
submitted by Jason