Funny words beginning with T

-tacular

Put this at the end of all of your adjectives and you'll be cool as toast! Examples: "Cooltacular/Cool-tacular!"
submitted by anonymous

-tastic

Put this at the end of all of your adjectives and you'll be cool as fruit! Examples: "Sweet-tastic!/Sweettastic!"
submitted by anonymous

T-Bag

To rub your balls on someone's face.
submitted by DUB

T. F. BUNDY

Totally F***ed But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
submitted by Sessy

T.A.D.S.

That's a DAMN shame
submitted by Lissa oliver

T.I.L.F.

Teacher I'd Like to F**k
submitted by Nurp

T.T.T.T.T.T.T

Trinket Trading Tick Toting Toothless Tired Tramps
submitted by sid

T.T.Y.L.B

Talk To You Later Bitch! Say to someone you're pissed off at or to say goodbye to really close friends who know you're joking :)
submitted by Alice Cullen LOL

T.W.I.T.T

Teenage Women In Their Thirties - Women who act like they never grew up.
submitted by VIkki Stump

Ta'at

Tap that
submitted by steve ingrassia

Ta tas

Large toes with ugly toenails
submitted by jeffm!

Tabbospeez

Idiot
submitted by hannah g

Taboozing

Tabogoning on any hill you can find
submitted by Moosh

Tac

Something that is ultra cool! (Ah thats well tac mate!)
submitted by gorgeouslilgirl

Taco

Vagina
submitted by billie

Tactical Nap

When you sleep (pass out). Can be shortened to tactical.
submitted by e.l & m.

Tactical Vom

When you throw up, due to alcohol, so you can drink more
submitted by e.l & m.

Tae Twa

It means "shut up" in French
submitted by aleksey martinez

Tae-fuck

"Used as a figmental place where things that go wrong belong e.g. "ach tae-fuck with it"
submitted by PINKLLAMA

Taint

Part between your ass and your balls (it Taint your ass and it Taint your balls)
submitted by villie

Taint

Ain't ass, ain't Beaver or Balls....but, between....
submitted by Sir, DragonChaser, ser

Tainted

When you have had too much to drink and it needs to be mixed with something else
submitted by kunumnum

Take one for the team

The amazing fellow in your group who shags the fat one so the rest of the lads can score with her mates
submitted by Onceca

Takiin

Something that smells gross
submitted by Darrell

Talking to the great white telephone

Puking
submitted by herman

Tall Loved

To love someone or something to the end up to death
submitted by Elijah P. Massaquoi Sr

Tallyhoe

A cool name for a keg stand thought up at my redneck family reunion (keg stand: handstand on a keg, while someone holds the tap in your mouth while you drink as much as you can)
submitted by Bones

Tallywacker

A penis
submitted by dreabia

Taming a Whale

Hitting on a Fat Girl
submitted by PIP

Tampoon

Tampons for the large ladies
submitted by KennyM!

Tangle eyed

Drunk
submitted by chase

Tangle-weed

Messy bush hair
submitted by dude

Tangoed

For those girls or feminine lads who go on the sunbeds/wear fake tan until they're glowing orange
submitted by key key

Tank Meat

The area twinxst anus and scrotum a.k.a the grundle or the choade
submitted by wassabi

Tard

An extremely dumb person
submitted by boredinbelgium

Tard

If you ever think that retard takes to long to say just say tard it sounds better =]
submitted by becky

Tardcake

Someone who is being EXTREMELY retarded
submitted by faithD

Tarded-Again

(or �Tarded all over again�) RE-tarded (When you want to say retarded without malice aforethought in a politically correct world
submitted by Lizardbreath

Tater tot

A hooker
submitted by BrEaNnA

Tators

Lumpy breast milk
submitted by george

Tats

Refering to something really good
submitted by KennyM!

Taxi

Said when someone does or says something stupid - "Taxi for so & so!"
submitted by Big dave

TAXI!!!

Yelled out by a group of people when an individual close by drops something (glass/plate/themselves) as they clearly need to be picked up
submitted by turtl3

Taxing

To steal or "borrow" i.e. 'You taxed my chair you bastard'
submitted by THE troublesome three

Tea Bagging

To dip the scrotum into the mouth...like tea is made
submitted by Jesse

TEAM

Together Everyone Achieves More
submitted by ARIF

Teapot

A term for a gay dude. You know how gay guys stand with one hand on their hip and one hand in the air
submitted by Keera CULLEN

Teaslut

A whore who discusses sex over a cuppa tea and a biscuit
submitted by Megandy

Technicolor Yawn

To puke
submitted by Johnny 5

Ted

Affectionate greating for friend or aquaintance (especially if Irish)
submitted by Mal

Tegent

Crazy
submitted by Eddie

Telegraph pole

Another word for if you're hung like a horse
submitted by chi

Teletubby

A man with a very small private part.
submitted by Lissa oliver

Telewhacker

Someone caught in the act of jacking off to video, tv etc...
submitted by Ultimate Insults

Telingana Black Snake

A very big penis
submitted by Bhangra Boy

Tender

Someone who is soft - scared
submitted by anonymous

Tententehnen

Having sex/to have sex
submitted by Bong

Terdnipples

Used as any of the "bad words".
submitted by Kayla Lynn

Terrid

Mix of horrid and terrible
submitted by dana shahvisi

Tessalate

Doesn't sound right does it
submitted by The one

Testi-Cool

A fun way of saying "that's really cool" as in "thats not just cool,that's testi-cooooool"
submitted by Sarcastic_Sadistic_Bitch

Testiclees

Greek God of balls
submitted by lionsden84

Testosteroned Ballsack

To be used when you have done something stupid. ie oh you big testosteroned ballsack
submitted by the bat

Testticulate

To stand while waving your arms about and at the same time talking bollocks
submitted by Mike Barnes

Tetanica

In spanish Teta means boob and nica come from Titanic. In spanish Titanic is spelles Titanica and we just put the teta in it!!
submitted by Mari

Tetrified

When you are petrified and terrified at the same time!
submitted by fee

Tetris

My boss is dyslexic and said I had tetris instead of tourettes lol....I don't actually have tourettes though :)
submitted by nostalgic_for_disaster<3

Textical

Someone who can't go five minutes without texting
submitted by MENZ150

TFTF

Talent For The Future
submitted by Mollyolly!

Tha Gret Knacker

"You big wally" - to be used in yorkshire
submitted by the bat

That's beat

A shot in basketball that is put up real weak and you say it when youre about to block it
submitted by ynotyy

That's musicology

That's some good music!
submitted by sam n stu

That's pro

"Good job" or "Well done"
submitted by gossip bitch

That's rock 'n roll

That's life
submitted by stu n sam

That Really Pimps My Ride

When you are angry, instead of saying "That really ticks me off" say this instead
submitted by Kirby4134

The Bibble

It's a bible for all the stupid, retarded and people who are naturlly blonde minded...This is your excuse..and it IS your religion!
submitted by Bibble preacher

THE Bollocks

Amazingly brilliant, big emphasis on THE
submitted by Gareth Furbank

The Dalla Von Dellic

An extremely hard ejaculation manouver
submitted by Dempsey The Lord

The Great Flood

A fat womans period.
submitted by E!i

The Hitler

Secretly smearing fresh poo on a best friends upper lip
submitted by Mr.FishFarts

The Infestation

To refer to "children"
submitted by Pat & Ash

The melted crevice

When your anus is red hot and burnt after a bad bout of the scutters or just after non lubricated butt sex
submitted by Plumberjack

The Nasty Nasty

Sex
submitted by Me Person

The Phantom Queef

When someone queefs and it seeps through the cracks in the door, you have just experienced "The Phantom Queef" (dun dun dun!!!)
submitted by The Phantom Queef

The Six P's (P.P.P.P.P.P.)

Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
submitted by -=C. Cates=-

The Uncle Sam

To punch your girl in the teeth after sexual activity
submitted by Ty

The V

The v shape that is formed around your crotch when you wear tight jeans.
submitted by trickstar66

The Willage People

A pack of gay men
submitted by 4lyf

The Wizard

The name given to the father of a child with a deformed head resembling a pear, the childs nose may also be mis-shaped in the form of a boulder.
submitted by [email protected]

The Yoddler

A little person that yoddles inside of you and sends a message to the brain that you find funny and begin to laugh for what everyone around thinks is no apparent reason.
submitted by cfizzle

Thigh Slap

To stand naked, usually in front of your partner, and thrash you hips side to side so as to slap your penis against your thighs creating a slapping sound
submitted by Blackdog

Thighkles

A cross between thighs and ankles...EXTREMELY obese people have this problem
submitted by Chuck

Thingie-ma-bob

When you can't remember the name of something eg. "Wheres the thingie-ma-bob?"
submitted by Angel28187

Thingimajigalibob

Is used when you can't come up with the word you're looking for.....i.e. "can you get me the...ah....'thingimajigalibob'"
submitted by ufo

Thingy-ma-bober

Something you forget the name of
submitted by Hirgon

Thirty One

24 + 7 = 31. Something that's going on all the time
submitted by twoandahalfmen

Thisselstopemfloppin

German word for "bra"
submitted by Jenn

Thoinga

Loser
submitted by Murphy

Thrahssenburrn

Adj. A good insult i.e. "That insult was a thrahssenburrn!" Pronounced Thra-sh-en-burn.
submitted by _-=+(DOITALLOVERFORME)+=-_

Thrass

The thread that gets stuck in your asscrack from a pair of new boxers
submitted by KennyM!

Threvil

When your throat's feeling a bit sore. For example, "I'm threvil"
submitted by anonymous

Throw-Mance

Referring to romance (when someone's so in love its disgusting!)
submitted by Sarcastic_Sadistic_Bitch

Thrush, A

Someone who's extremely irritating and won't go away
submitted by Alex

Thunder Blunder

When you let out a mega fart and the whole room shakes.
submitted by VampyOfChatango

Thundercrotch

A very large vagina
submitted by Matt

Thunderware

Big girl (fat) panties
submitted by Zach

Tibby-reght

It will be right in morning
submitted by hozzi

Tick

A really good looking person, the same as Buff or Fit.
submitted by Lisa and Emily

Tick

An outrageously tiny dick.
submitted by ted

Tiddiobiggie

Big titties
submitted by jessica

Tiff

'Fit' backwards, can be used when one is describing a good looking person but u dont want them to know that
submitted by chuck

Tig-o-Bitties

Big-o-Titties but switched around ... funny to say and some people might not know what your talking about!
submitted by Stan

Tiggo Bitties

Giant boobs
submitted by Louie

Tight White Boo

That's pimp, cool, awesome, dope
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Tight-arse

A bird with a good looking arse. More commonly a guy whos arms are shorter than his pockets deep
submitted by Kev

Tiki-Hut

An all encumpassing word that can be used to describe emotions from anger to rejoice. Its all about context baby!
submitted by ROCK GOD- YBJ

Timmering

To hang on the edge of (eg her nose was timmering on the edge of her face)
submitted by Pablo

Tinkle

Pee or poo
submitted by Jason

Tips

What you call someone when they say something obvious Ex. "Thanks, Tips..."
submitted by Jenn

Tipsilated

Drunk
submitted by AuntBaby

Tish-wash

A polite why of saying Bollocks
submitted by Kev

Tit-rat

A skanky female, who's always seen on the streets. Usually found around skate parks and bottle shops.
submitted by anonymous

Titarific

Amazing boobs!
submitted by nicci

Titteriffic

Someone with nice or big boobs
submitted by nicole

Tizzy

Awesome; cool
submitted by Joey Chastain

To Make Pocahontas

To poop yourself
submitted by JeffM!

To put a spoon in your mouth

Hearing voices that aren't there
submitted by Ines & Elise

Tobogganing

The opposite of Teabagging. When a man's testicles glide down the slopes of a woman's bum
submitted by Ginger Vitis

Todge-podge

Ass-hole
submitted by Danzo

Todger

Males special place
submitted by [email protected] ADDME

Todger

Another word for willy
submitted by devo n tasha

Todger Dodger

Lesbian
submitted by Swanny from Jersey

Toeface

A word used when you can't think of anything else to call someone.
submitted by yoho from antrim

Toerag

It's what you call a girl if she is seedy and gets her rat out
submitted by stefan

Toffee Teeth

Minging Teeth. Yellow and brown
submitted by Dinsdale

Toidi

A nickname for someone who's an idiot. (It's idiot backwards!)
submitted by SydneyD

Toilet ducks

A group of girls that go to the toilet together
submitted by Paulie

Tolanweyu sa!

An expression of seeing a beautiful girl with a big breasts.
submitted by Karum-Sakaal

Tom Tit

Sh*t
submitted by Robert

Tomjanovich

To be used when you do not know someone's last name. i.e. "I saw Peter Tomjanovich the other day."
submitted by Peter Lotsahair

Toodles

Slang for ovaries
submitted by Nick Stergiou

Tool

A loser with the classification level of a nerd, but not as smart
submitted by kyle2cfool7

Tool

See Tallywacker
submitted by Kev

Tool

Someone who does other people's dirty work
submitted by VENOMdeSteb

Tooshy

Poop
submitted by Spuda

Tootered

When you fart!
submitted by Princess Holly

Toother(s)

Alternative/Code word for cigarette(s)
submitted by Heavy smoker

Tootsie

Foot
submitted by A.H.

Top Bollocks

A fair pair of womens breasts
submitted by Sense - England

Top Quality Hattage

An expression of something that is incredibly good.
submitted by Bazz Evans

Tops

Something that is excellent, very good
submitted by anon

Torpoodo

A sh*t that flies out of your ass really fast but creates no splashback
submitted by THEFEDZ

Torrididdle

Bewildered, almost mad
submitted by dog10014

Total Dude

Someone who is cool; A party kinda guy who is fun to hangout with
submitted by danno

Tough as old boots

Means some one is really hard, e.g "Bacon ed is as tough as old boots"
submitted by hoss

Toutan

A lie or a bluff
submitted by Alex E

Toutanator

Someone that is always telling lies
submitted by Alex E

Toxic-Zombie-Jam

Cool/Awesome
submitted by Brandon

Toy's are bust

A name for the shop Toys R Us
submitted by cozza cha

Traf

A fart that never leaves your ass, it just goes back in.
submitted by Beej

Traffication

Really obnoxious rush hour traffic
submitted by salacious

Trag

Tragic goth
submitted by Rik (Stole word from chris though)

Tramp

It means a trap on the streets
submitted by jessica jayes facebook

Tramp Stamp

A tattoo located on the lower back of a female.
submitted by Joders

Tranny Fierceness!

Instead of saying "cool!" or "awesome!" just say "tranny fierceness!" or just fierceness, or fierce.
submitted by Keera CULLEN

Treetrunk

A fat person
submitted by Chloe Dawber

Trench chumper

A homosexual man
submitted by Jon Marler

Trench coat

A condom
submitted by KennyM!

Tress

To tress is to chill, to be calm, to relax. If dis-tress is suffering, pain, sorrow, anguish, misery then tress is the opposite of this (distress without the 'dis-')
submitted by Lanky Bastardos

Tricky McTrickerson

One who is sneaky
submitted by skatmaster

Triffy

Terrific + Insane. Insanely terrific.
submitted by Brigita Augyte

Trigz

A skinny ass white boy
submitted by ya boy

Trikkets

Womens Breast.
submitted by The Todd

Trim

Small dick, or cool (wasnt origanally meaning cool but we changed it)
submitted by [email protected] ADDME

Triple Bagger

A girl so ugly, you need three paper bags to sleep with her; one for her, one for you in case hers falls off and one for your dog so he'll respect you in the morning.
submitted by Flirty_Bertie

Triple T K A

Time To Totally Kick Ass
submitted by white chick

Triplefied

Triple times 3! Or just a whole lot.
submitted by Nicole Crocker

Trollied

To be ever so slightly pissed out of your mind
submitted by golden wonder

Tromboning

To masturbate while taking a dump
submitted by Garrett

Trophy

A person's offspring or child. Example: "That girl over there is fine, but she got 3 trophies.......DAMN"
submitted by Damien G.

Trouser Burp

A cool way of saying fart
submitted by Mr. Sexy

Trouser trout

A penis
submitted by ryan!

Trublems

Troubles not yet big enough to be problems
submitted by Mice

Trucker

Fag, of the gay sense, likes men
submitted by Carl Yagley

Trudge

A penis that is wider than it is long
submitted by Jake H

Truffle-hunter

A perfect description for that girl accross the dance floor eating all of the party food with a face that recently ran into the back end of a bus
submitted by Kev

TT

Chinese slang for condom.
submitted by sharon chang

TTUL

Talk to u later
submitted by HANR

Tuba

Hot guy ie. "Oooh look at that tuba!"
submitted by idunno

Tubba

Small Penis
submitted by Jay

Tubber

To have sex in a bath tub
submitted by KennyM!

Tubs

What you call a fat person
submitted by manda

Tude-e-at

A backward attitude aka mentally f**ed
submitted by anon

Tuff

Cool. As used in the 50's
submitted by Aimee

Tuls

Something you call someone who is a wannabe slut
submitted by pilly

Tunage

It's a song that is really quite good. i.e "that is tunage..."
submitted by Stumpy

Tundra Wookie

A large, hairy and poorly bathed woman from interior Alaska. These creatures have been known to migrate to the lower 48 states.
submitted by Tommygun

Turd Tickler

When someone acts like a damn retard and doesnt know it
submitted by Idean Nassiri

Turd-burgler

A person who is gay.
submitted by Andrew E.

Turd-cutter

It means when a girl has a but so big it can be cutting turds
submitted by -c-dizzle

Turgelence

A mixture of the word turd and turbulence. A way to describe the experience of following through!
submitted by kayla

Turi

Crazy, stupid doing
submitted by ousman, lisboa

Turinteh

A crazy or stupid person
submitted by ousman, lisbon

Turkey tassels

Stretched out vagina
submitted by irishmissie

Turkeyscrot

When someone has a face like a turkeys scrotum
submitted by chris

Turner

An ultimate brown nosing suck up. Easily angered whn accused and fully beleives they don't suck up and that they have a lot of friends, but they don't.
submitted by Laybourne

Turtle Boner

Small Penis
submitted by Lor

Twanging your doobrie

It's what is professionally known as masturbating (flogging the bishop, spanking the monkey etc etc)
submitted by Doj

Twangus

When you accidentantly sit on a fork and it gets jammed up your ass
submitted by mark

Twanka

Its a mix between wanka and twat - so its its 2 swear words rolled into one!
submitted by Superman (yeah right!)

Twanky

Twenty two
submitted by B-Rad GZ

Twat-face-monkey-raper

The extreme aff all abuse - ie 'F**K You, you Twat Face Monkey Raper'
submitted by gibbs

Twat-faced monkey man

Someone who really should know better, often with a beard (Tayside colloquialism)
submitted by Mejoolie

Twate

A posh twat
submitted by Dynamite Heady

Twatface

Someone who metaphorically has the features and attitudes of a c**t. Used in the same way as dickhead or wankhead.
submitted by Sprogg Daddy

Twatspangle

An idiot of immeasurable proportions in the Scottish language
submitted by Alex

Twattock

Stupid Person
submitted by Jessi

Twazzack

Twat and a wazzack
submitted by Nick

Twazzock

Less offensive term for a twat and a wazzock
submitted by Steb

Tweed

Nerd;, oser
submitted by Vannah Mata

Tweener

You are a crackhead
submitted by Katie and Mysti

Tweety

Vagina
submitted by loop

Twelve-Pounder

I need to take a 12 pound sh*t
submitted by Josh

Twice...in the face

Said after a sexual remark is made. eg - "I wanna f**k her" and the response being "Yeah, twice... in the face!"
submitted by Claire Amy Laura Dean [Mackam Fags]

Twiddle

To fiddle with something
submitted by June

Twidget

Vagina
submitted by jimmy zombie

Twiff

Weed
submitted by G

Twig-n-berries

Penis and testicles
submitted by dano and colm

Twinalaughacow

A cow that has inherited the rare genetic trait of possessing two laughs and the usual moo
submitted by nimily

Twink

Hot young gay guy
submitted by maemae

Twinkie

Some one that looks really bored or plain; someone fat
submitted by mary and allie

Twinkle

Another term for crush, Ex. "She has the twinkle for josh."
submitted by mathafuka

Twinks

Something cute I call my mate
submitted by Mice

Twinni

When someone is lying about their age
submitted by Franv Vliege

Twitter

To chat
submitted by Hirgon

Twittern

Narrow path between hedges
submitted by dog10014

Two Dollar

An Asian Chick
submitted by 4lyf

Twoddle

Twat, but too polite to call the person a twat
submitted by chipmunk + bizzi

Twonk

Its a slightly less offensive word for twat, something more suitable to say infront of your teacher without getting strung up by your shoe laces. Or twonkette for the ladies if you're feeling particularly pollitically correct.
submitted by Nic

Twonk

Mixture between Plonker and Twat
submitted by Ellie

twurd

A cross between a twat and a turd
submitted by stacey

Twushie Muncher

When somebody is really p*ssed off or angry
submitted by anonymous