Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with T

-tacular
Put this at the end of all of your adjectives and you'll be cool as toast! Examples: "Cooltacular/Cool-tacular!"
submitted by anonymous
-tastic
Put this at the end of all of your adjectives and you'll be cool as fruit! Examples: "Sweet-tastic!/Sweettastic!"
submitted by anonymous
T-Bag
To rub your balls on someone's face.
submitted by DUB
T. F. BUNDY
Totally F***ed But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
submitted by Sessy
T.A.D.S.
That's a DAMN shame
submitted by Lissa oliver
T.I.L.F.
Teacher I'd Like to F**k
submitted by Nurp
T.T.T.T.T.T.T
Trinket Trading Tick Toting Toothless Tired Tramps
submitted by sid
T.T.Y.L.B
Talk To You Later Bitch! Say to someone you're pissed off at or to say goodbye to really close friends who know you're joking :)
submitted by Alice Cullen LOL
T.W.I.T.T
Teenage Women In Their Thirties - Women who act like they never grew up.
submitted by VIkki Stump
Ta'at
Tap that
submitted by steve ingrassia
Ta tas
Large toes with ugly toenails
submitted by jeffm!
Tabbospeez
Idiot
submitted by hannah g
Taboozing
Tabogoning on any hill you can find
submitted by Moosh
Tac
Something that is ultra cool! (Ah thats well tac mate!)
submitted by gorgeouslilgirl
Taco
Vagina
submitted by billie
Tactical Nap
When you sleep (pass out). Can be shortened to tactical.
submitted by e.l & m.
Tactical Vom
When you throw up, due to alcohol, so you can drink more
submitted by e.l & m.
Tae Twa
It means "shut up" in French
submitted by aleksey martinez
Tae-fuck
"Used as a figmental place where things that go wrong belong e.g. "ach tae-fuck with it"
submitted by PINKLLAMA
Taint
Part between your ass and your balls (it Taint your ass and it Taint your balls)
submitted by villie
Tainted
When you have had too much to drink and it needs to be mixed with something else
submitted by kunumnum
Take one for the team
The amazing fellow in your group who shags the fat one so the rest of the lads can score with her mates
submitted by Onceca
Takiin
Something that smells gross
submitted by Darrell
Talking to the great white telephone
Puking
submitted by herman
Tall Loved
To love someone or something to the end up to death
submitted by Elijah P. Massaquoi Sr
Tallyhoe
A cool name for a keg stand thought up at my redneck family reunion (keg stand: handstand on a keg, while someone holds the tap in your mouth while you drink as much as you can)
submitted by Bones
Tallywacker
A penis
submitted by dreabia
Taming a Whale
Hitting on a Fat Girl
submitted by PIP
Tampoon
Tampons for the large ladies
submitted by KennyM!
Tangle eyed
Drunk
submitted by chase
Tangle-weed
Messy bush hair
submitted by dude
Tangoed
For those girls or feminine lads who go on the sunbeds/wear fake tan until they're glowing orange
submitted by key key
Tank Meat
The area twinxst anus and scrotum a.k.a the grundle or the choade
submitted by wassabi
Tard
An extremely dumb person
submitted by boredinbelgium
Tard
If you ever think that retard takes to long to say just say tard it sounds better =]
submitted by becky
Tardcake
Someone who is being EXTREMELY retarded
submitted by faithD
Tarded-Again
(or “Tarded all over again“) RE-tarded (When you want to say retarded without malice aforethought in a politically correct world
submitted by Lizardbreath
Tater tot
A hooker
submitted by BrEaNnA
Tators
Lumpy breast milk
submitted by george
Tats
Refering to something really good
submitted by KennyM!
Taxi
Said when someone does or says something stupid - "Taxi for so & so!"
submitted by Big dave
TAXI!!!
Yelled out by a group of people when an individual close by drops something (glass/plate/themselves) as they clearly need to be picked up
submitted by turtl3
Taxing
To steal or "borrow" i.e. 'You taxed my chair you bastard'
submitted by THE troublesome three
Tea Bagging
To dip the scrotum into the mouth...like tea is made
submitted by Jesse
TEAM
Together Everyone Achieves More
submitted by ARIF
Teapot
A term for a gay dude. You know how gay guys stand with one hand on their hip and one hand in the air
submitted by Keera CULLEN
Teaslut
A whore who discusses sex over a cuppa tea and a biscuit
submitted by Megandy
Technicolor Yawn
To puke
submitted by Johnny 5
Ted
Affectionate greating for friend or aquaintance (especially if Irish)
submitted by Mal
Tegent
Crazy
submitted by Eddie
Telegraph pole
Another word for if you're hung like a horse
submitted by chi
Teletubby
A man with a very small private part.
submitted by Lissa oliver
Telewhacker
Someone caught in the act of jacking off to video, tv etc...
submitted by Ultimate Insults
Telingana Black Snake
A very big penis
submitted by Bhangra Boy
Tender
Someone who is soft - scared
submitted by anonymous
Tententehnen
Having sex/to have sex
submitted by Bong
Terdnipples
Used as any of the "bad words".
submitted by Kayla Lynn
Terrid
Mix of horrid and terrible
submitted by dana shahvisi
Tessalate
Doesn't sound right does it
submitted by The one
Testi-Cool
A fun way of saying "that's really cool" as in "thats not just cool,that's testi-cooooool"
submitted by Sarcastic_Sadistic_Bitch
Testiclees
Greek God of balls
submitted by lionsden84
Testosteroned Ballsack
To be used when you have done something stupid. ie oh you big testosteroned ballsack
submitted by the bat
Testticulate
To stand while waving your arms about and at the same time talking bollocks
submitted by Mike Barnes
Tetanica
In spanish Teta means boob and nica come from Titanic. In spanish Titanic is spelles Titanica and we just put the teta in it!!
submitted by Mari
Tetrified
When you are petrified and terrified at the same time!
submitted by fee
Tetris
My boss is dyslexic and said I had tetris instead of tourettes lol....I don't actually have tourettes though :)
submitted by nostalgic_for_disaster<3
Textical
Someone who can't go five minutes without texting
submitted by MENZ150
TFTF
Talent For The Future
submitted by Mollyolly!
Tha Gret Knacker
"You big wally" - to be used in yorkshire
submitted by the bat
That's beat
A shot in basketball that is put up real weak and you say it when youre about to block it
submitted by ynotyy
That's musicology
That's some good music!
submitted by sam n stu
That's pro
"Good job" or "Well done"
submitted by gossip bitch
That's rock 'n roll
That's life
submitted by stu n sam
That Really Pimps My Ride
When you are angry, instead of saying "That really ticks me off" say this instead
submitted by Kirby4134
The Bibble
It's a bible for all the stupid, retarded and people who are naturlly blonde minded...This is your excuse..and it IS your religion!
submitted by Bibble preacher
THE Bollocks
Amazingly brilliant, big emphasis on THE
submitted by Gareth Furbank
The Dalla Von Dellic
An extremely hard ejaculation manouver
submitted by Dempsey The Lord
The Great Flood
A fat womans period.
submitted by E!i
The Hitler
Secretly smearing fresh poo on a best friends upper lip
submitted by Mr.FishFarts
The Infestation
To refer to "children"
submitted by Pat & Ash
The melted crevice
When your anus is red hot and burnt after a bad bout of the scutters or just after non lubricated butt sex
submitted by Plumberjack
The Nasty Nasty
Sex
submitted by Me Person
The Phantom Queef
When someone queefs and it seeps through the cracks in the door, you have just experienced "The Phantom Queef" (dun dun dun!!!)
submitted by The Phantom Queef
The Six P's (P.P.P.P.P.P.)
Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
submitted by -=C. Cates=-
The Uncle Sam
To punch your girl in the teeth after sexual activity
submitted by Ty
The V
The v shape that is formed around your crotch when you wear tight jeans.
submitted by trickstar66
The Willage People
A pack of gay men
submitted by 4lyf
The Wizard
The name given to the father of a child with a deformed head resembling a pear, the childs nose may also be mis-shaped in the form of a boulder.
submitted by Sugs3000@aol.com
The Yoddler
A little person that yoddles inside of you and sends a message to the brain that you find funny and begin to laugh for what everyone around thinks is no apparent reason.
submitted by cfizzle
Thigh Slap
To stand naked, usually in front of your partner, and thrash you hips side to side so as to slap your penis against your thighs creating a slapping sound
submitted by Blackdog
Thighkles
A cross between thighs and ankles...EXTREMELY obese people have this problem
submitted by Chuck
Thingie-ma-bob
When you can't remember the name of something eg. "Wheres the thingie-ma-bob?"
submitted by Angel28187
Thingimajigalibob
Is used when you can't come up with the word you're looking for.....i.e. "can you get me the...ah....'thingimajigalibob'"
submitted by ufo
Thingy-ma-bober
Something you forget the name of
submitted by Hirgon
Thirty One
24 + 7 = 31. Something that's going on all the time
submitted by twoandahalfmen
Thisselstopemfloppin
German word for "bra"
submitted by Jenn
Thoinga
Loser
submitted by Murphy
Thrahssenburrn
Adj. A good insult i.e. "That insult was a thrahssenburrn!" Pronounced Thra-sh-en-burn.
submitted by _-=+(DOITALLOVERFORME)+=-_
Thrass
The thread that gets stuck in your asscrack from a pair of new boxers
submitted by KennyM!
Threvil
When your throat's feeling a bit sore. For example, "I'm threvil"
submitted by anonymous
Throw-Mance
Referring to romance (when someone's so in love its disgusting!)
submitted by Sarcastic_Sadistic_Bitch
Thrush, A
Someone who's extremely irritating and won't go away
submitted by Alex
Thunder Blunder
When you let out a mega fart and the whole room shakes.
submitted by VampyOfChatango
Thundercrotch
A very large vagina
submitted by Matt
Thunderware
Big girl (fat) panties
submitted by Zach
Tibby-reght
It will be right in morning
submitted by hozzi
Tick
A really good looking person, the same as Buff or Fit.
submitted by Lisa and Emily
Tick
An outrageously tiny dick.
submitted by ted
Tiddiobiggie
Big titties
submitted by jessica
Tiff
'Fit' backwards, can be used when one is describing a good looking person but u dont want them to know that
submitted by chuck
Tig-o-Bitties
Big-o-Titties but switched around ... funny to say and some people might not know what your talking about!
submitted by Stan
Tiggo Bitties
Giant boobs
submitted by Louie
Tight White Boo
That's pimp, cool, awesome, dope
submitted by Nicole Crocker
Tight-arse
A bird with a good looking arse. More commonly a guy whos arms are shorter than his pockets deep
submitted by Kev
Tiki-Hut
An all encumpassing word that can be used to describe emotions from anger to rejoice. Its all about context baby!
submitted by ROCK GOD- YBJ
Timmering
To hang on the edge of (eg her nose was timmering on the edge of her face)
submitted by Pablo
Tinkle
Pee or poo
submitted by Jason
Tips
What you call someone when they say something obvious Ex. "Thanks, Tips..."
submitted by Jenn
Tipsilated
Drunk
submitted by AuntBaby
Tish-wash
A polite why of saying Bollocks
submitted by Kev
Tit-rat
A skanky female, who's always seen on the streets. Usually found around skate parks and bottle shops.
submitted by anonymous
Titarific
Amazing boobs!
submitted by nicci
Titteriffic
Someone with nice or big boobs
submitted by nicole
Tizzy
Awesome; cool
submitted by Joey Chastain
To Make Pocahontas
To poop yourself
submitted by JeffM!
To put a spoon in your mouth
Hearing voices that aren't there
submitted by Ines & Elise
Tobogganing
The opposite of Teabagging. When a man's testicles glide down the slopes of a woman's bum
submitted by Ginger Vitis
Todge-podge
Ass-hole
submitted by Danzo
Todger
Males special place
submitted by mmm_cherrypie69@hotmail.com ADDME
Todger
Another word for willy
submitted by devo n tasha
Todger Dodger
Lesbian
submitted by Swanny from Jersey
Toeface
A word used when you can't think of anything else to call someone.
submitted by yoho from antrim
Toerag
It's what you call a girl if she is seedy and gets her rat out
submitted by stefan
Toffee Teeth
Minging Teeth. Yellow and brown
submitted by Dinsdale
Toidi
A nickname for someone who's an idiot. (It's idiot backwards!)
submitted by SydneyD
Toilet ducks
A group of girls that go to the toilet together
submitted by Paulie
Tolanweyu sa!
An expression of seeing a beautiful girl with a big breasts.
submitted by Karum-Sakaal
Tom Tit
Sh*t
submitted by Robert
Tomjanovich
To be used when you do not know someone's last name. i.e. "I saw Peter Tomjanovich the other day."
submitted by Peter Lotsahair
Toodles
Slang for ovaries
submitted by Nick Stergiou
Tool
A loser with the classification level of a nerd, but not as smart
submitted by kyle2cfool7
Tool
See Tallywacker
submitted by Kev
Tool
Someone who does other people's dirty work
submitted by VENOMdeSteb
Tootered
When you fart!
submitted by Princess Holly
Toother(s)
Alternative/Code word for cigarette(s)
submitted by Heavy smoker
Tootsie
Foot
submitted by A.H.
Top Bollocks
A fair pair of womens breasts
submitted by Sense - England
Top Quality Hattage
An expression of something that is incredibly good.
submitted by Bazz Evans
Tops
Something that is excellent, very good
submitted by anon
Torpoodo
A sh*t that flies out of your ass really fast but creates no splashback
submitted by THEFEDZ
Torrididdle
Bewildered, almost mad
submitted by dog10014
Total Dude
Someone who is cool; A party kinda guy who is fun to hangout with
submitted by danno
Tough as old boots
Means some one is really hard, e.g "Bacon ed is as tough as old boots"
submitted by hoss
Toutan
A lie or a bluff
submitted by Alex E
Toutanator
Someone that is always telling lies
submitted by Alex E
Toxic-Zombie-Jam
Cool/Awesome
submitted by Brandon
Toy's are bust
A name for the shop Toys R Us
submitted by cozza cha
Traf
A fart that never leaves your ass, it just goes back in.
submitted by Beej
Traffication
Really obnoxious rush hour traffic
submitted by salacious
Trag
Tragic goth
submitted by Rik (Stole word from chris though)
Tramp
It means a trap on the streets
submitted by jessica jayes facebook
Tramp Stamp
A tattoo located on the lower back of a female.
submitted by Joders
Tranny Fierceness!
Instead of saying "cool!" or "awesome!" just say "tranny fierceness!" or just fierceness, or fierce.
submitted by Keera CULLEN
Treetrunk
A fat person
submitted by Chloe Dawber
Trench chumper
A homosexual man
submitted by Jon Marler
Trench coat
A condom
submitted by KennyM!
Tress
To tress is to chill, to be calm, to relax. If dis-tress is suffering, pain, sorrow, anguish, misery then tress is the opposite of this (distress without the 'dis-')
submitted by Lanky Bastardos
Tricky McTrickerson
One who is sneaky
submitted by skatmaster
Triffy
Terrific + Insane. Insanely terrific.
submitted by Brigita Augyte
Trigz
A skinny ass white boy
submitted by ya boy
Trikkets
Womens Breast.
submitted by The Todd
Trim
Small dick, or cool (wasnt origanally meaning cool but we changed it)
submitted by mmm_cherrypie69@hotmail.com ADDME
Triple Bagger
A girl so ugly, you need three paper bags to sleep with her; one for her, one for you in case hers falls off and one for your dog so he'll respect you in the morning.
submitted by Flirty_Bertie
Triple T K A
Time To Totally Kick Ass
submitted by white chick
Trollied
To be ever so slightly pissed out of your mind
submitted by golden wonder
Tromboning
To masturbate while taking a dump
submitted by Garrett
Trophy
A person's offspring or child. Example: "That girl over there is fine, but she got 3 trophies.......DAMN"
submitted by Damien G.
Trouser Burp
A cool way of saying fart
submitted by Mr. Sexy
Trouser trout
A penis
submitted by ryan!
Trublems
Troubles not yet big enough to be problems
submitted by Mice
Trucker
Fag, of the gay sense, likes men
submitted by Carl Yagley
Trudge
A penis that is wider than it is long
submitted by Jake H
Truffle-hunter
A perfect description for that girl accross the dance floor eating all of the party food with a face that recently ran into the back end of a bus
submitted by Kev
TT
Chinese slang for condom.
submitted by sharon chang
TTUL
Talk to u later
submitted by HANR
Tuba
Hot guy ie. "Oooh look at that tuba!"
submitted by idunno
Tubba
Small Penis
submitted by Jay
Tubber
To have sex in a bath tub
submitted by KennyM!
Tubs
What you call a fat person
submitted by manda
Tude-e-at
A backward attitude aka mentally f**ed
submitted by anon
Tuff
Cool. As used in the 50's
submitted by Aimee
Tuls
Something you call someone who is a wannabe slut
submitted by pilly
Tunage
It's a song that is really quite good. i.e "that is tunage..."
submitted by Stumpy
Tundra Wookie
A large, hairy and poorly bathed woman from interior Alaska. These creatures have been known to migrate to the lower 48 states.
submitted by Tommygun
Turd Tickler
When someone acts like a damn retard and doesnt know it
submitted by Idean Nassiri
Turd-burgler
A person who is gay.
submitted by Andrew E.
Turd-cutter
It means when a girl has a but so big it can be cutting turds
submitted by -c-dizzle
Turgelence
A mixture of the word turd and turbulence. A way to describe the experience of following through!
submitted by kayla
Turi
Crazy, stupid doing
submitted by ousman, lisboa
Turinteh
A crazy or stupid person
submitted by ousman, lisbon
Turkey tassels
Stretched out vagina
submitted by irishmissie
Turkeyscrot
When someone has a face like a turkeys scrotum
submitted by chris
Turner
An ultimate brown nosing suck up. Easily angered whn accused and fully beleives they don't suck up and that they have a lot of friends, but they don't.
submitted by Laybourne
Turtle Boner
Small Penis
submitted by Lor
Twanging your doobrie
It's what is professionally known as masturbating (flogging the bishop, spanking the monkey etc etc)
submitted by Doj
Twangus
When you accidentantly sit on a fork and it gets jammed up your ass
submitted by mark
Twanka
Its a mix between wanka and twat - so its its 2 swear words rolled into one!
submitted by Superman (yeah right!)
Twanky
Twenty two
submitted by B-Rad GZ
Twat-face-monkey-raper
The extreme aff all abuse - ie 'F**K You, you Twat Face Monkey Raper'
submitted by gibbs
Twat-faced monkey man
Someone who really should know better, often with a beard (Tayside colloquialism)
submitted by Mejoolie
Twate
A posh twat
submitted by Dynamite Heady
Twatface
Someone who metaphorically has the features and attitudes of a c**t. Used in the same way as dickhead or wankhead.
submitted by Sprogg Daddy
Twatspangle
An idiot of immeasurable proportions in the Scottish language
submitted by Alex
Twattock
Stupid Person
submitted by Jessi
Twazzack
Twat and a wazzack
submitted by Nick
Twazzock
Less offensive term for a twat and a wazzock
submitted by Steb
Tweed
Nerd;, oser
submitted by Vannah Mata
Tweener
You are a crackhead
submitted by Katie and Mysti
Tweety
Vagina
submitted by loop
Twelve-Pounder
I need to take a 12 pound sh*t
submitted by Josh
Twice...in the face
Said after a sexual remark is made. eg - "I wanna f**k her" and the response being "Yeah, twice... in the face!"
submitted by Claire Amy Laura Dean [Mackam Fags]
Twiddle
To fiddle with something
submitted by June
Twidget
Vagina
submitted by jimmy zombie
Twiff
Weed
submitted by G
Twig-n-berries
Penis and testicles
submitted by dano and colm
Twinalaughacow
A cow that has inherited the rare genetic trait of possessing two laughs and the usual moo
submitted by nimily
Twink
Hot young gay guy
submitted by maemae
Twinkie
Some one that looks really bored or plain; someone fat
submitted by mary and allie
Twinkle
Another term for crush, Ex. "She has the twinkle for josh."
submitted by mathafuka
Twinks
Something cute I call my mate
submitted by Mice
Twinni
When someone is lying about their age
submitted by Franv Vliege
Twitter
To chat
submitted by Hirgon
Twittern
Narrow path between hedges
submitted by dog10014
Two Dollar
An Asian Chick
submitted by 4lyf
Twoddle
Twat, but too polite to call the person a twat
submitted by chipmunk + bizzi
Twonk
Its a slightly less offensive word for twat, something more suitable to say infront of your teacher without getting strung up by your shoe laces. Or twonkette for the ladies if you're feeling particularly pollitically correct.
submitted by Nic
Twonk
Mixture between Plonker and Twat
submitted by Ellie
twurd
A cross between a twat and a turd
submitted by stacey
Twushie Muncher
When somebody is really p*ssed off or angry
submitted by anonymous