Funny Words

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Funny words beginning with V

V-badge - Your v-badge is your virginity e.g you would say i lost my v-badge last night

submitted by kaka

V-Doi - Fat girl that would look cute if she lost the weight.

submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma

Vadge - The art of being a big pu$$y

submitted by Josh Sheppard

Vadgeburn - Technically chaffing of the female genital area but is generally used as an exclamation of anger eg "Oh vadgeburn I have burned the toast!"

submitted by The Vadgettes

Vagbdomen - A fat stomach-like vagina

submitted by Anthony

Vagenda - Using a woman's sexual appeal to achieve her agenda

submitted by MegBlick

Vaginamite - A Yeast Infecton

submitted by 4lyf

Vagitarian - Lesbo - you are what you eat

submitted by Mogo

Vagocheck - To look for hot girls

submitted by emaru

Vahoot - Funny hot chick

submitted by emaru

Vajinocerus - Refers to woman with a large clit

submitted by g

Vampire- - Used to describe something totally amazing and vampire-like, as in very fast or strong.

submitted by Keera CULLEN

Vangina - A really good van

Vanilla - Something that's plain. ie "That wallpaper is vanilla"

submitted by Karl

Vart - A vaginal fart (Occurs after sex, during yoga, or after a pelvic exam)

submitted by PKL

Vegetable - A weedy-looking-geeky-boy

submitted by McDee

Veggie - Vaginal Weggie

submitted by TOGUY

Veggiemonger - A vegetarian who tries to inflict their sick, vile ways on you

submitted by sam da man

Velvet Covered Sausage Wallet - A vagina

submitted by Neats45

Verdy - Spoke in high pitch tone - express the hotness of a girl with out people outside your mates know what your on about!

submitted by Paddy (irl)

Vertical Bacon Sandwich - n: A Lady's Gash

submitted by Pleb

Vertical Bacon Sandwich - Ccamel toe

submitted by Jimmy Boy

VG - Very Gay, not good or lame

submitted by schula

Viagrasaurus - A large stiff dinosaur of the phallic period

submitted by Spode

Victimonius - Two victims who victimize each other to gain the pity of those around them

submitted by Misty :)

Vietnamese Prostitute - When something is really bad, it "sucks more cocks than a vietnamese prostitute on sunday"

submitted by Sarah

Village - Very childish and immature, i.e. takes jokes too far , twists anything into a sexual joke or even just laughs at anything ildly amusing

submitted by Me

Village - Average.

submitted by sarah

Vogininth - "A leathal cocktail of vodka, gin and absinth. Often followed by excessive vomiting in "imaginary" buckets"

submitted by lara

Vomitational - Feeling ill/sick to ones stomach--could also be used to express disgust for something

submitted by Kati

Vomitrocious - Enough to make you want to puke

submitted by Ed

Von... - Put on a German accent an say it before something else like "Von-that was a bad day". Seriously, try it

submitted by da man

VPL - (Visable Pantie Line) Where the underwear (normally only with girls) shows through their skirt/trousers

submitted by mmm_cherrypie69@hotmail.com ADDME

Vurp - When you burp and vomit comes up

submitted by Tiffany

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