Funny words beginning with G

G Rizz - It can be used in place of any word

G-leaf - Them twats that think they are ganstas but are just twats.

G-Unat - It's an insult towards people who are gangsters or preps and stuff. Me and some friends use it like everyday... "ja ja ja ja ja g-unat!"

G.A.Y - Georgous, Attractive and Young

G.G.G. - Goofey Goofey Goober - a peanut guy off Spongebob but his name is amazing I use it in time of depression to lighten things up

G.I.L.F - Grandma I'd like to f*ck

G.I.R.L - Meaning Guy In Real Life. Used a lot on multiplayer games to confuse and irritate others thinking you called them the opposite sex

G.R.I.T.S - Girls Raised In The South

G.W.A.S.O.P - pronounced (gwar sop) Translated means Ginga With Attitude Stinks Of Piss!!!! Or you can use G.W.A if you are a lazy bastard!!! Perfect response to a ginga who blows you out in a nightclub!!!

Ga Nooga Noogas - Boobs

Ga-hooz'dafringle - A word to be said at random, or to break an awkward silence

Gabby - What to call someone when they have gaps in their teeth because when you flip the b's upside down they become p's which turns the word into gappy

Gabriel - Alternative expression to "gay"

Gadzooks! - An English upper class cry of astonishment, esp. when one leaves a neasty stink in the toilet

Gaggle - It's when you laugh and gag at something nasty/funny

Gah - Nicer way to say God in vain

GAH! - A term used in surprise, generally for the completely unexpected

Gah! - Can't be bothered with this!

Gah! Bumhug. - A twist on Scrooge, but about exasperated gay men.

Gambling - To try and fart without crapping one's self. If you gamble and win, no poo. Gamble and lose then you become that much browner.

Gammon - Women (i.e "nice bit of gammon" = "good-looking lady")

Gammon Goalposts - A name for a woman labia. (vaginal lips)

Gang Floo-shing - To be beaten without reply, in pool or something, by a team. Or Floo-shing to be beaten by one person without reply

Gangliated Jubate - A really tall, lanky, hairy guy

Gangsta' Lean - To gangsta' lean is to put one hand on the steering wheel of your car, the other on your lap or out side the window, and to lean back as far as you can in your chair. Impresses gangsts' gurlz

Gangsterlicious - Girl Gangster

Gank - To steal

Gaping Anus - A complete twat

Gaplac - A guy that is gay

GAR - Manly beyond all comprehension - overwhelmingly so

Garbage - One's entire collection of genitalia.

Gargle Blaster - A cocktail of alcohol that blows your head off

Garunga - A sort of battle cry or when something is very garungarish (quite spiffing)

Gash - "Bollocks, as in "oh gash, thats not worked" or "that was complete gash"

Gash - Dreadfully Awful

Gash - A name for a girlfriend or lover

Gash - Cool

Gay - Gives Away Yeasts

Gaybian - A girl who is a lesbian but looks like a man

Gaybibo - Happy, or Happy person, i.e "Are you gaybibo?" "I'm gaybibo!"

Gayrific - When someone or something is horribly and terrificly gay.

Gazoooba - Said when someone smells

Ge'zzot - (pronunced "gzzo") Hot and sexy

Ged - A word from Blairgowrie, Scotland, can be used after any sentence, be it positive or negative, ged! It's a chav word but it's a braw scottish word!

Geddles - The same as ged except it's the Stirling Uni version, however the word is yet to catch on, sigh.

Geebs - Refers to a studly guy i.e. Hunk, Stud etc

Gegs - Glasses. A person wearing gegs would be described as 'gegsy'

Geh-het-to - Way cooler way to say ghetto

George of the Jungle - A hairy dick

German Dart Kiss - Spitting lugies inside of each others mouth while making out hardcore

Gertrude - Quite rude. To describe an action, rather than a person.

Get on it / Get ya neck in - Get with someone / Get off with someone.

Get your sh*t on a stick - Get your act together, pull yourself together

Gey - Not 'gay' but 'gey' like stupid, idiotic, dumbo.

Ghandis Flip Flop - Morning after a heavy night of boozy madness, you are going to wake up with the driest mouth this side of Australia! Feels like you have been sleeping face down in sand! That my friends is what I call Ghandis Flip Flop!

Ghandis Revenge - After a curry, the following morning you are on the loo for like half the day!!! Thats Ghandis Revenge!!!

Ghay - Basically "gay" but the "h" makes is sound a whole lot cooler

Ghetto-Rigged - When something doesn't work well and you fix it with anything you can...it's ghetto rigged (eg. my window cracked, so i ghetto rigged it with a trashbag and some duct tape)

Ghettoblaster - Something undescribable; great or disappointing

Ghettofabulous - Gorgeous

Ghettro - Ghetto Retro or old school ghetto.

Ghost Poo - A poo that seems to have disappeared, without any trace, when you turn around to look at it.

Ghost in the hand! - Broke/poor

Gibberfied - Being really crap at something

Gibbs-slap - To smack someone on the back of the head

Giffle - The answer to all hard questions

Giggady Giggady - Is nice, sweet, I like her

Gigglepuss - Someone who laughs a lot

Gikabeekabeeka - Flashdrive

Gimp - Unpaid prostitute

Gimpy - Jacked up

Gina - (Pronounced "Jy-Na") The webbed skin between your index finger and thumb

Ginch - Story... as in "What's the ginch?" or "I don't know what the ginch is with that?"

Ginger Ninja - Referring to a Red head

Gingery Broth - A pumpkin, turnip, ginger and parsnip soup or a ginger persons 'fluids'

Gink - A big dork

Ginos - Money

Give - An unspecified threat - ie "If you don't behave yourself I'll give you"

Gizmo - Cute, nice looking, but will never go out with/date or sleep with that person

Gizzard - An ugly chick that has a bad smell

Glasgow Kiss - A Headbutt

Glib Doop - A way of describing something that is really really confusing.

Globbery - When your socks are all loose around your feet, my sister invented this one

Globe Head - A chick who poofs her hair so HUGE that her head looks like a Globe.

Globular Globby Glob - The phrase to descirbe the movement of fat people.

Glook - Another word for Bitch or Sh*t

Glover - Used to describe a person who has no friends

Gnadger Scratcher - A guy who sticks his hands down his pants and re-arranges his gnagers with no shame whatsoever, even in full public view

Gnar-kill - Overly awsome

Gnat butter - That white stuff on a dogs pecker in the summer that gnats stick to.

Gnurl - To ram ones knuckle between someones balls and then push really hard

Go Long - Do a poo

Go poke yourself! - It's more of a cus than anything, You can use your imagination for what it actually means. It can be added on to for example 'See that bush over there, walk over to it go inside and poke yourself'.

Go suck a duck - Well, basically... just go away!

GOAT - God Only Appreciates Toast (or anything else that begins with T)

Goat Cheese - Chunky dripping lactant from nipples

Goddizzam - Goodness me

Gogsy - Cosy, snuggly, comfy

Going For a McShit - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies.

Goingtay - Really Attractive Man! He makes you hott!

Gollywash - Gosh, omg or similar. eg: "Gollywash that mans got no pants on"

Gomp - Someone who is/looks very stupid

Gomper - Even worse than a "gopper"

Gomper - Ugly

Gona-Sypha-Herpal-Aids - An illness/disease - Example: "Hey, Big Johnson! Make sure you wear your raincoat bro, wouldn't wanna catch those GonaSyphaHerpalAids!"

Gonads/nads - Testicles

Gonasyphilherpilaids - A mix of a few sexually tramsitted diseases

Gonk - A very stupid person. Defined as: A plastic toy.

Goob - Ugly freak

Goober - Large-eyed loser

Goober - A person who picks their nose

Goobernaught - Someone who is very silly and sometimes very immature about life. Cannot take many things seriously

Gooby - Good Baby

Gooch - The skin between your balls and ass hole

Goochmonster - Someone who won't stop bugging you! They really get on your gooch

Goochy - Awesome

Good from far - Ffar from good - Refers to a person who looks good from far away but as you get closer it all goes downhill

Goodies & Baddies - Tampons & Pads

Goody - Every so often, we are graced with a Good Hoody. This is rare because most hoodies are uncomfortable and have bad hoods. If you ever come across a Good Hoody it's called a Goody :) EX. Guy1: "Dude, my hoody is so sh*tty, it has a pointy hood and is not even soft at all" Guy2: "Not me! I have a Goody! ;)"

Gookerchu - Someone with slinted eyes

Goon - "Geek or someone who has just done something really stupid - "How much of a goon can you get?"

Goon - Idiot

Gooner - Idiot or someone that really pisses you off.

Goontard - Can be a silly pet name or is another way of calling somone an idiot or a jokester or whatever... It's an all purpose word and can be used in place of "bad" words. eg "Steve is such a goontard for quiting his job!"

GOOOUUUUUUUU - What you say when you see something ugly, repulsive, or nasty that shocks you.

Gooozfrabar - To be said to someone when they are particularly angry (to calm them down)

GoPoop - When you poo and you look down the toilet and nothing is there...

Gopper - A person that is a right old minger

Gork - Dorkie geek

Gormazing - Bigger than amazing!

GORP - Someone who sits in th bathtub and farts then tries to bite the bubbles when they come to the surface. YUM

Gorp - A dweeb

Gos - Get the hell away from me or I'll kill you

Gosu - Hella cool

Gotta go see a man about a wallaby - To go take a dump

Gotter/Gottem - When someone says that you're wrong and you turn out to be right...you say GOTTER (if it's a girl) or GOTTEM (if it's a guy) to the person who said you were wrong.

Goud - Tampon

Gowl - As in "That guy's some Gowl!"

Gozzle Goozle Dang a Lang - A guy with an outrageously large penis

Graabir D'Booobi - Grab a girls booby

Graft - Sex

Grandpa Munster's Secret Formula - The wet, cheesy mess that forms under a morbidly obese woman's tits, who doesn't shower for the duration of a heat wave.

Granola head - Someone with dreadlocks

Gravedigger - What you call a young lady whos with an old guy whose occupation is less or equal to a teacher

Gravy - Meaning easy. Ex: "I can't believe he missed that field goal--it was gravy!"

Gravymaster - Clutz... dumbness

Grazers - Carzy about monsters and scarys things

Greasy Sky Mask - When a guy rubs his sweaty balls on his hands and whips it on a girls face.

Grebo - Grunger

Greeb - Someone who wears alternative clothes (sorta punky clothes)

Greek Style - To get it up the butt

Green Ronnie - Cheat/Cheater

Grenade - The ugly girl with a cute friend. Your buddie has to jump on the grenade to save the team. AKA. wingman

Grenade - A really ugly girl or guy

Greyhound - Really short skirt, 1 inch from the hair

Grimey - Messed up

Grinkles - Wrinkles in the skin around the gut of an obese person; can be used as an adjective ("look at that grinkly person") or as a noun ("wow, that person has a lot of grinkles")

Griphorse - A twat, a loser, someone who generaly gets on your nerves eg, "you f***ing griphorse!"

Grizelfart - Old man fart

Grizz - The act of incredible bravery in the face of stupidity

Grizzle-stick - A used tampon

Grocery Hole - Another word for anus

Grody - Something gross

Grody - Gross and nasty

Grody Beans - Well, you can say this when you see something nasty. Example: a big fat chick licking stuff off herself.

Grody-Bogeas - Icky, gross

Groinlicously Crotchtastic - A word that means you really want in a girls pants

Grollies - Snot/bogies

Gronk - "Someone who acts like an idiot and/or dickhead .eg. "your such a gronk"

Grotbag - To be on a lower level of hygiene than everyone else

Grubble Bubble - A big bubble blown from the arse.

Gruff - Fart

Grufty - A fat, hairy, chunky and rough girl

Grundal - The skin between your butt and ball sack

Grundle - The part between your ass and scrotum

Grundletongue - When you fart and it drifts into your or someone elses's mouth, it's a grundletongue.

GTF - Get To F**k

Gu Gu - Stupid like a dodo bird

Gugungous - (Said juh-gun-gus) Huge...in the sense of bigger than was expected.

Guiche - The piece of skin between your anus hole and ball sac

Guigg - Milk and Vodka mix

Gumper - A really ugly person, who smells really bad and has bad teeth!

Guns - Biceps

Gunt - The slope or angle between a womans belly button and her c**t

Gunt/Funt - A word for the fat, oversized bit of an obese woman's vagina, the bit that hangs over her jeans

Guntume - A person who trys hard to be cool but isn't

Gurbil - When in anger and in the presence of authority..this means gurr and bullshit

Gurf - Moist region between the poon and ass and female version of the durf

Gurnklesnitchelish - An adjective meaning nonsense

Gurpled - To sing in the shower

Gurt! - A Bristolian word that exaggerates how big something is

Guttersnipe - A person of the lowest class.

Guydea - An idea or thought from the male gender

Gwan - 'Going on', but can mean just 'hello' or 'alright'. Gwanly. Gawnificent. Gwantabulous. Gwaning. You Need It In Your Life

Gwapa - An awkward social situation

Gwli - The back lanes of houses down in the south wales Valleys

Gypsys Kiss - To have a piss

Jel - Jel is the same as jealous (usage: 'you are so jel!')