Funny Words

If you and your friends/family use words or phrases that only you know the meaning of, STOP BEING SO SELFISH!! Let everyone share your wisdom here and soon people from the other side of the world will be using it, if slightly mispronounced.

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Shadomp - Extra part of something

submitted by n_ya_bootyhole

Deal - A man's privates. ex - "That little whore went right for my deal!"

submitted by Frank N. Stein

Ogliddidoggliddidog - The sound cartoon characters make to return to normal when they shake their heads after getting screwed up from a fall or something. Also the sound a guy makes while experiencing a piss shiver.

submitted by Tiny McSphincter

Pew - A wooden bench in a church (at more than 50, the name still makes me smile. Yeah like you don't too)

submitted by Confucious

Cuntract - A pre-nuptual aggreement

submitted by Donald Trump

Fartracious - The odor of a fart or other noxious gas or similar foulness measured in levels of putridity on the Fartraciousness Scale. 1= eww, 10 = My eyes are bleeding!

submitted by Mr. Stinky

Grandpa Munster's Secret Formula - The wet, cheesy mess that forms under a morbidly obese woman's tits, who doesn't shower for the duration of a heat wave.

submitted by M. Begora

Skack - Rancid, milk white puddles found near the dumpster behind a diner, that is primarily composed of hamburger grease and liquidy mayonnaise from cole slaw.

submitted by Dumpster Flingsnot

Ball Baster - A woman or gay man's tongue

submitted by Dick Gizinya

Part - A pussy fart!

submitted by Muckin' Fonster

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