Talk about "ask a silly question"...

How do they get deer to cross at their special road sign?

How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the mornings?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (Does he employ a splinter group?)

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it considered a ham-hock?

If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless, naked, or both?

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