Hear some "wise" words from Confucius.

Confucius say...
Man who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand

Confucius say...
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius say...
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Confucius say...
He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

Confucius say...
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

Confucius say...
Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.

Confucius say...
Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

Confucius say...
Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

Confucius say....
Man who takes woman camping has one intent.

Confucius say...
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

Confucius say...
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Confucius say...
He who fishes in others holes often catches crabs.

Confucius say...
Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Confucius say...
Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!

Confucius say...
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say...
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Confucius say...
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!

Confucius say...
It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Confucius say...
Man who live in glass house should change in basement"

Confucius say...
"Rape impossible, because woman with skirts up runs faster than man with pants down"

Confucius say...
"Man who runs in front of bus will get tired"

Confucius say...
"Man who runs at back of bus will get exhausted"

Confucius say...
"Woman who invites man up to apartment for snacks gets tidbit"