Read some signs that could be used as company signs

Maternity Clothes Shop: We Are Open On Labor Day

Non-smoking area: If We See You Smoking, We Will Assume You Are On Fire And Take Appropriate Action

On Maternity Room Door: Push, Push, Push

Optometrist's Office: If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To The Right Place

Scientist's Door: Gone Fission

Taxidermist Window: We Really Know Our Stuff

Podiatrist's Window: Time Wounds All Heels

Butcher's Window: Let Me Meat Your Needs

Car Dealership: The Best Way To Get Back On Your Feet - Miss a Car Payment

Muffler Shop: No Appointment Necessary. We'll Hear You Coming.

Hotel: Help! We Need Inn - Experienced People

Veterinarian's Waiting Room: Be Back In 5 Minutes. Sit! Stay!

Music Teacher's Door: Out Chopin

At the Electric Company: We Would Be Delighted If You Send In Your Bill. However, If You Don't, You Will Be.

Garbage Truck: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got

Computer Store: Out For a Quick Byte

Restaurant Window: Don't Stand There and Be Hungry, Come In And Get Fed Up

Bowling Alley: Please Be Quiet. We Need To Hear A Pin Drop.

Music Library: Bach In A Minuet