A play-on-words story
A CASE OF BEER.
SUDDENLY, I HEARD A KNOCK
AT THE DOOR.
AS SHE CAME IN, SHE HAD TWO 44'S,
SHE ALSO HAD A GUN.
SHE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO GO
TO A PARTY, I SAID SURE.
WHEN WE GOT TO THE PARTY.
EVERYBODY WAS JUMPING FOR JOY.
JOY DIDN'T LIKE THAT SO SHE LEFT.
A LITTLE WHILE LATER
EVERYONE WAS FEELING MARY,
SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT EITHER.
SO SHE LEFT TOO.
THE PARTY ENDED AND SHE WAS
DRIVING ME HOME, WHEN SOMEONE
THREW A BRICK THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD,
AND HIT MY GIRL FRIEND IN THE TIT,
AND BROKE FOUR OF MY FINGERS.
WE DROVE ON AND GOT A FLAT TIRE.
I PUMPED AND PUMPED AND PUMPED,
AND SHE BLEW AND BLEW AND BLEW.
THEN WE DECIDED TO FIX THE TIRE.
WHEN WE GOT HOME I WAS KISSING HER
GOODNIGHT, THEN SHE CROSSED HER LEGS
AND BROKE MY GLASSES.
THE END
