More Confucius pearls of wisdom
It takes many nails to build crib...but one screw to fill it.
Confucius say.....
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!
Confucius say.....
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Confucius say.....
Sailor who get discharged from navy, leave buddies behind.
Confucius say.....
Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk.
Confucius say.....
Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father.
Confucius say.....
Man who sink into woman's arms...will soon find arms in woman's sink.
Confucius say.....
Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
Confucius say.....
Woman who go to man's apartment for snack may get tit bit.
Confucius say.....
Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.
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Girls should not marry basketball players...they dribble before they shoot.
Confucius say.....
Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.
Confucius say.....
Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Confucius say.....
Butcher who back into meat-grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Confucius say.....
Woman who springs on innerspring this spring gets offspring next spring.
Confucius say.....
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Confucius say.....
Man who have hand in pockets, not crazy...just feeling nuts.
Confucius say.....
Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off.
Confucius say.....
Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap may get bust in mouth.
Confucius say.....
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Confucius say.....
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucius say.....
Panties not best thing on earth...but next to best thing on earth.
Confucius say.....
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say.....
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Confucius say.....
Man who sleep in cat-house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
Confucius say.....
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Confucius say.....
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucius say.....
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
Confucius say.....
Boy and girl go camping together sure to have one intent
