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How do they get deer to cross at their special road sign?

How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the mornings?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (Does he employ a splinter group?)

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it considered a ham-hock?

If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless, naked, or both?

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