Read some signs that could be used as company signs
Maternity Clothes Shop: We Are Open On Labor Day
Non-smoking area: If We See You Smoking, We Will Assume You Are On Fire And Take Appropriate Action
On Maternity Room Door: Push, Push, Push
Optometrist's Office: If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To The Right Place
Scientist's Door: Gone Fission
Taxidermist Window: We Really Know Our Stuff
Podiatrist's Window: Time Wounds All Heels
Butcher's Window: Let Me Meat Your Needs
Car Dealership: The Best Way To Get Back On Your Feet - Miss a Car Payment
Muffler Shop: No Appointment Necessary. We'll Hear You Coming.
Hotel: Help! We Need Inn - Experienced People
Veterinarian's Waiting Room: Be Back In 5 Minutes. Sit! Stay!
Music Teacher's Door: Out Chopin
At the Electric Company: We Would Be Delighted If You Send In Your Bill. However, If You Don't, You Will Be.
Garbage Truck: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got
Computer Store: Out For a Quick Byte
Restaurant Window: Don't Stand There and Be Hungry, Come In And Get Fed Up
Bowling Alley: Please Be Quiet. We Need To Hear A Pin Drop.
Music Library: Bach In A Minuet