Funny Words

If you and your friends/family use words or phrases that only you know the meaning of, STOP BEING SO SELFISH!! Let everyone share your wisdom here and soon people from the other side of the world will be using it, if slightly mispronounced.

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Funny words beginning with V

V-badge
Your v-badge is your virginity e.g you would say i lost my v-badge last night
submitted by kaka
V-Doi
Fat girl that would look cute if she lost the weight.
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma
Vadge
The art of being a big pu$$y
submitted by Josh Sheppard
Vadgeburn
Technically chaffing of the female genital area but is generally used as an exclamation of anger eg "Oh vadgeburn I have burned the toast!"
submitted by The Vadgettes
Vagbdomen
A fat stomach-like vagina
submitted by Anthony
Vagenda
Using a woman's sexual appeal to achieve her agenda
submitted by MegBlick
Vaginamite
A Yeast Infecton
submitted by 4lyf
Vagitarian
Lesbo - you are what you eat
submitted by Mogo
Vagocheck
To look for hot girls
submitted by emaru
Vahoot
Funny hot chick
submitted by emaru
Vajinocerus
Refers to woman with a large clit
submitted by g
Vampire-
Used to describe something totally amazing and vampire-like, as in very fast or strong.
submitted by Keera CULLEN
Vangina
A really good van
Vanilla
Something that's plain. ie "That wallpaper is vanilla"
submitted by Karl
Vart
A vaginal fart (Occurs after sex, during yoga, or after a pelvic exam)
submitted by PKL
Vegetable
A weedy-looking-geeky-boy
submitted by McDee
Veggie
Vaginal Weggie
submitted by TOGUY
Veggiemonger
A vegetarian who tries to inflict their sick, vile ways on you
submitted by sam da man
Velvet Covered Sausage Wallet
A vagina
submitted by Neats45
Verdy
Spoke in high pitch tone - express the hotness of a girl with out people outside your mates know what your on about!
submitted by Paddy (irl)
Vertical Bacon Sandwich
Ccamel toe
submitted by Jimmy Boy
Vertical Bacon Sandwich
n: A Lady's Gash
submitted by Pleb
VG
Very Gay, not good or lame
submitted by schula
Viagrasaurus
A large stiff dinosaur of the phallic period
submitted by Spode
Victimonius
Two victims who victimize each other to gain the pity of those around them
submitted by Misty :)
Vietnamese Prostitute
When something is really bad, it "sucks more cocks than a vietnamese prostitute on sunday"
submitted by Sarah
Village
Very childish and immature, i.e. takes jokes too far , twists anything into a sexual joke or even just laughs at anything ildly amusing
submitted by Me
Village
Average.
submitted by sarah
Vogininth
"A leathal cocktail of vodka, gin and absinth. Often followed by excessive vomiting in "imaginary" buckets"
submitted by lara
Vomitational
Feeling ill/sick to ones stomach--could also be used to express disgust for something
submitted by Kati
Vomitrocious
Enough to make you want to puke
submitted by Ed
Von...
Put on a German accent an say it before something else like "Von-that was a bad day". Seriously, try it
submitted by da man
VPL
(Visable Pantie Line) Where the underwear (normally only with girls) shows through their skirt/trousers
submitted by [email protected] ADDME
Vurp
When you burp and vomit comes up
submitted by Tiffany