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While cruising at 40,000 feet, the captain spoke over the tannoy:

"Ladies and gentlemen, i'm afraid we've lost the power in 3 of our 4 engines, and we're going to have to make an emergency landing"

Hearing this, one of the women passengers gets panicy and screams out:

"We're all going to die! Before I go, who wants to make me feel like a real woman??"

This cheers up one of the male passengers, so he starts taking off his clothes and says "Here, iron these".

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